Disclaimer: All right! Everyone, say it with me: We do not own Sailor Moon. There. That wasn't so bad. Oh, who am I kidding? It was horrible. I want it! I want it! I want it!
Love Doesn't Always Come First
By Dreamberry
Last chapter - Endymion found out through a crazy conversation that the
Guardians of Earth like the Sailor Scouts. Zoicite gives some good advice to him.
Chapter 7
At dinnertime, the Scouts were vigorously flirting with the Guardians. That left Endymion and Serenity to talk with each other, except that they didn't have much to say. Endymion ate in silence while Serenity was anything but graceful as she shoveled food into her mouth. Endymion saw and started laughing. "Wosh? Wosh sho funny?" she asked with a mouthful of food. But Endymion was too busy laughing to answer. Serenity's cheeks were getting rosey from rage and embarrassment.
Finally, the laughter settled down and things were quiet. Serenity finished her plate and was going for going seconds. She gave Rei (I decided I liked spelling it this way better) her sweetest smile and asked her to pass the mashed potatoes.
As Rei handed her the potatoes she remarked, "Geez Serenity, you eat like a pig." She was silenced by three other kicks in her shin. Right as Serenity grasped the bowl of mashed potatoes, they slipped out of her hands and landed on her lap. Everyone gasped in horror then started giggling until it became laughter.
"Rei," Serenity shouted, "You did that on purpose!"
Rei replied seriously, "No I didn't but it would have been a hell of a lot funnier if I did." Of all laughing, Endymion laughed the hardest.
"Shut up, its not that funny," Serenity told Endymion. Then she scooped up some of the mashed potatoes and smeared it on his face with her hands. Endymion stopped laughing and scooped some of it off his chin. He tried to aim at Serenity but she dodged it and it hit Rei. Rei got extremely pissed and threw some back at Endymion.
Some of it splattered on other people, so Endymion yelled, "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then everyone grabbed food off their plates and chucked it at the nearest person. The walls became splattered with mashed potatoes, chicken, juices, and most of it was bits of vegetables no one liked. Endymion's mother (I don't know her name so she be referred to as Endymion's mother or Queen of Earth.) Walked in and was hit in the face with a piece of broccoli by her own son. His father (Don't know his name either.) Was belligerent when he walked in.
He bellowed, "Stop it now!! All of you are going to clean this room and wash your own dishes! The maids shouldn't have to clean this so I will let them know they have the night off." With that, he led the queen away and stormed out of the room. All the while, the princes and princesses were silent and then exploded with giggles and laughs.
When they finally finished, they were exhausted. They all went to their rooms to sleep. Serenity and Endymion were still joking about it when they reached their room. Serenity asked Endymion, "Could you do me a favor? Could you take out anything that's in my hair? I'll never be able to reach it." He agreed and Serenity sat on the edge of the bed. He slowly and nervously scooted towards the bed with his hands outstretched. He sat down beside her and started running his hands through her silky golden hair. And out came chunks of vegetables, potatoes, and chicken. Serenity turned around to face Endymion. She looked into his midnight blue eyes. His stare sent exciting chills down her spine. She thought, "Why is he the only man who can make me feel like this?" Endymion felt an exhilirating surge when he looked into her beautiful eyes and didn't want to lok away but she would know something was up if he didn't. Fortunately for him, Serenity broke the silence. "I should go take a shower to get rid of the crap in my hair," she announced.
"Mind if I join you? O god! What am I thinking? She's 14! That's illegal! No its not. We're married," thought Endymion. His mind was racing. His thoughts were exhausting him. He plopped out on the couch. He tried to think about something else. He thought about his friends. He laughed at their foolishness over the Sailor Scouts. He went to visit them. When he reached Malachite's room, he heard a woman giggling. He knocked and heard gasps of surprise, then he heard shuffling. The door flung open a crack and a very annoyed Malachite was standing in the doorway. His appearance was disheveled.
"What!!!" he harshly hissed. Endymion gave the door a hard push. He saw a very embarrassed Princess Mina staring back at him. (They were not going to do anything 'cept a bit of harmless making out. Get you minds out of the gutter.) He looked at Malachite and simply said, "Carry on." Then he left and went to Jadiete's room and opened the door.
The room was dark except for a few candles. Inside, Rei was snuggling with Jadeite. Endymion cleared his throat and Jadeite's eyes nearly popped out of his head. He jumped up and ran to the door and told him, "Get out and don't tell anyone or I will kill you." Endymion laughed and nodded. He closed the door and had a pretty good idea where and what the other Guardians were doing.
He found Princess Lita hand feeding Nephlyte; apparently not enough of the food from the food had actually reached his mouth.
In Zoicite's room, he found Zoicite and Ami deep in a chess match. "Oh that's romantic," Endymion thought sarcastically.
Well, here's another chapter. I decided I like this one better than the last. I know this is supposed to be romantic but its getting there. And even though Endymion is starting to be interested in Serenity, doesn't mean it'll be smooth sailing from here. This is where I'll stop so bye!
- Dreamberry