Disclaimer: Okay, so I can't take any credit for creating these characters. Despite the fact that I really would love to be able to ;)

This story was an accumulation of ideas that a community called Enterprise Fans and I came up with. I've begun to patch all the ideas together into a story, these chaps may be a bit short 'cus I'm posting them by scene. Any ideas and/or revisions for this are more than welcome.

Scene 1

Captain Janeway was just settling down in the mess hall after a long duty shift. She'd been dodging the doctor all day, he'd been chasing her around the ship with that damned tricorder for her physical. She rolled her eyes and walked across the room to the replicator.

"Coffee, black."

With a small beep, a steaming cup of coffee materialized onto the pad. She picked it up and inhaled the aroma, this was just what she needed. She curled up on the couch and picked up one of her multiplying PADDs, they'd been growing in a pile on her desk all day. And now that she'd conveniently ordered Harry to run a diagnostic on the internal sensors, the doc would have one hell of a time locating her. With a satisfying sigh she settled back into her work, just as she was interrupted by a hiss of door opening.

"Oh, shit." She muttered under her breath, because she knew exactly who it was.

"I suppose you think that was incredibly brilliant of yourself, don't you?" Was the sarcastic remark that came from the Emergency Medical Hologram.

"It was worth a shot, and it got me a few moments of peace."

The EMH rolled his eyes, "You are the captain of this vessel and you need to set and example." Captain Janeway just rolled her eyes, "And if you are constantly dodging your medical exams…"

"I get the point!" She injected.

"Apparently not." The doc commented sarcastically, earning him a glare from his captain. "I'd be willing to bet that Q is better than you at keeping appointments than you!"

"Q is immortal. He doesn't need physicals." The captain kindly (or not so kindly) pointed out to him, continuing to glare at him.

"My point exactly." Came the EMH's icy reply as he pulled out his medical tricorder. Just then there was a flash of white light and Captain Janeway jumped to her feet in shock,

"Captain, you are going to have to stay in one place, unless you want me to sedate…."

At that Captain Janeway yanked the mobile emitter off the EMH "Q!" She snapped.

"Very good! Oh, Kathy, that wasn't very nice." Q said putting on a pouting face, "After all, he is a member of your crew."

"Q! I want you off my ship. NOW." The Captain was now glaring at Q so hard, you'd think he'd vaporize at any moment.

"Now, now, now, aren't we a little quick to get rid of our guests. Now I'll have you two know that I am never late for an appointment. Speaking of which, I believe you two have a meeting, or should I say 'had'?" With a wry grin Q snapped his fingers and the three of them disappeared.

Okay, that was the first scene. What do you think?