The Secret Diary of Bryce
For My Robots' Eyes Only-
May 15
Lara smushed Simon yesterday. Poor Simon. Hate it when she uses live rounds, mean to Simon. Simon doesn't even like Outkast, he likes Mozart. Just won't speak to Lara rest of day. Tomorrow will be nicer. Only if no more live rounds.
May 16
Lara watched sky all last night. Felt bad about not talking to her, remembered about her father. Wanted to apologize, then she woke me up at 5 AM this morning. Made me look at a clock. Then Hillary made fun of my precise measuring. Stupid butler, what does he know, anyway? Lara smashed it though, is there anything she doesn't smash? We found a prettier clock inside, but it was kind of freaky. Went to spend some time with my robots.
May 18
Spent the 17th doing nothing much, working on Simon, and other computer stuff. Last night some creepy men came and locked me in my trailer. Couldn't get Simon to attack them because SOMEONE used live rounds on him. Helped out Lara by contacting her through my computer, but I guess bad guys got her clock anyway. Made me kind of sad. Hillary called me nosy today. Stupid butler. Lara is going somewhere, Cambodia, I think. I don't know, I'm NOT nosy.
May 19
Lara not around anymore, not much to do without her. Almost done fixing Simon, Hillary worked on cleaning up mess left by bad guys some more. Built some more little robots, thought about reading a book. William Blake is an interesting poet. The all-seeing-eye is beginning to scare me. All for now.
May 20
Lara called. She found her triangle, or something. She always assumes I know what she is talking about. How am I supposed to know what she is talking about? Am not a genius. Well, ok, maybe am a genius, but not when it comes to women or butlers. I guess we are going to Venice. Hillary told me not to swim in the water. I KNOW I can't swim in the water Hillary. Stupid butler. Bugger! Have to go pack for Venice.
May 21
Lara had errands to run today, said I couldn't come. Suspect she is embarrassed to be seen with me. Don't know why I was even invited. Played on my laptop today. Downloaded new game called Snood. Very fun. Lara can save the world, I'll just play Snood. Really have gotten into William Blake, may start putting my own poetry online. Nice site called fanfiction.net, can post poetry there. Hope people like it. I usually write about robots. Later, we are heading to Russia. When she is done with her errands. Hmph.
May 22
Good day. Lara took me with her and was very friendly. Made new friend, named Pimms. Charming fellow, pretty hair. Watched planetary alignment with him, had lots of caramel popcorn he said he stole from his boss. Got to frolick with sled dogs. Didn't see what happened, heard Lara killed the Evil Greasy-Haired fellow and shot up triangle. The way she has been looking at Alex West provides Pimms and me with a lot of good gossip. I think she even kissed him. Women are weird. Will show Pimms robots when I get home.
For My Robots' Eyes Only-
May 15
Lara smushed Simon yesterday. Poor Simon. Hate it when she uses live rounds, mean to Simon. Simon doesn't even like Outkast, he likes Mozart. Just won't speak to Lara rest of day. Tomorrow will be nicer. Only if no more live rounds.
May 16
Lara watched sky all last night. Felt bad about not talking to her, remembered about her father. Wanted to apologize, then she woke me up at 5 AM this morning. Made me look at a clock. Then Hillary made fun of my precise measuring. Stupid butler, what does he know, anyway? Lara smashed it though, is there anything she doesn't smash? We found a prettier clock inside, but it was kind of freaky. Went to spend some time with my robots.
May 18
Spent the 17th doing nothing much, working on Simon, and other computer stuff. Last night some creepy men came and locked me in my trailer. Couldn't get Simon to attack them because SOMEONE used live rounds on him. Helped out Lara by contacting her through my computer, but I guess bad guys got her clock anyway. Made me kind of sad. Hillary called me nosy today. Stupid butler. Lara is going somewhere, Cambodia, I think. I don't know, I'm NOT nosy.
May 19
Lara not around anymore, not much to do without her. Almost done fixing Simon, Hillary worked on cleaning up mess left by bad guys some more. Built some more little robots, thought about reading a book. William Blake is an interesting poet. The all-seeing-eye is beginning to scare me. All for now.
May 20
Lara called. She found her triangle, or something. She always assumes I know what she is talking about. How am I supposed to know what she is talking about? Am not a genius. Well, ok, maybe am a genius, but not when it comes to women or butlers. I guess we are going to Venice. Hillary told me not to swim in the water. I KNOW I can't swim in the water Hillary. Stupid butler. Bugger! Have to go pack for Venice.
May 21
Lara had errands to run today, said I couldn't come. Suspect she is embarrassed to be seen with me. Don't know why I was even invited. Played on my laptop today. Downloaded new game called Snood. Very fun. Lara can save the world, I'll just play Snood. Really have gotten into William Blake, may start putting my own poetry online. Nice site called fanfiction.net, can post poetry there. Hope people like it. I usually write about robots. Later, we are heading to Russia. When she is done with her errands. Hmph.
May 22
Good day. Lara took me with her and was very friendly. Made new friend, named Pimms. Charming fellow, pretty hair. Watched planetary alignment with him, had lots of caramel popcorn he said he stole from his boss. Got to frolick with sled dogs. Didn't see what happened, heard Lara killed the Evil Greasy-Haired fellow and shot up triangle. The way she has been looking at Alex West provides Pimms and me with a lot of good gossip. I think she even kissed him. Women are weird. Will show Pimms robots when I get home.