Nothing new to say here, I haven't gained ownership of the show or anything and there are no new spoilers. We're getting summer exams. Kind of ruins the idea of 'ohne Prufungsstress'.
Chapter Four: "Life is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore procrastination is the key to world peace"
This chapter is guest starring Bob. Who's Bob? You probably know him, the Rugrats Bob. A way of saying 'oh for Bob's sake' and Bob doesn't find it disrespectful. You want to talk to him, you look up and yell. Oh and by the way he isn't too happy. He lost his custody case, Jess won custody of Timmy the leprechaun. Don't be sterotypical of leprechauns, Timmy isn't allowed to smoke and has no wish to be a cobbler.
Anyway, so they had all just fallen down a hole in Tellitubby land and where were they going? To visit the teletubbies maybe?
Harper was the last to land, unceremoniously in a heap on the floor. He got to his feet.
They were in a corridor of some kind.
"Which way?" asked Trance, who had recovered from the bunny incident. She looked up nervously at the hole. "You don't think the bunnies could follow us do you."
Dylan smiled reassuringly, "Trance, you know just as well as I do that when people in life-threatening situations fall through holes and end up somewhere else, the danger never follows them. It's a rule."
Just then bunnies began hopping down through the hole. The group just turned and ran down the corridor.
"But Dylan, don't humans always say that there are exceptions to every rule? Like the English language, it's just one big exception, with loads of rules and those rules have exceptions, and it's all because I have two coats and I wear one all the time and the other only some of the time. And I didn't know that my having two coats and not wearing them equally as often could cause this much disruption or I'd have only got one but they were sooo pretty I couldn't help buying two.......
Trance was babbling as they ran along the corridor. They suddenly reached a door marked 'door to hell'. They stopped.
"Do we keep going or do we go in here?"
"Well, it's a matter of whether we want to be eaten by bunnies or go sightseeing and I choose sightseeing" Tyr turned and rushed through the door.
The others followed.
They found themselves in a room with a table, a chair and a computer. Beka moved and sat down by the computer. It was logged on to the net and Beka decided to check out the favourite sites.
The rest of the crew were just wandering around the room, looking for another way out. Beka shouted and they all came rushing back to her.
"Look, look at the site they've bookmarked. It's called 'oh by the way we've got tori stashed here' .com."
She logged on to the site, and on the sight were pictures of Tori and a map of the building. With 'you are here' and 'Tori is here' signs.
"She's just down the corridor, we've got to go get her."
The others agreed and headed out the door. The bunnies were all just sitting on the ground looking at them. They just nervously walked by them but the bunnies did nothing except for a few who just nipped at their feet.
They reached the next door and entered the room. Beka gasped, there lying in a cot was Tori, their daughter. (Luckily since this isn't a TV program we don't have to age Tori by at least five or six years and this comment has nothing whatsoever to do with Angel cos I haven't seen past sleep tight)
Beka and Tyr ran towards their daughter but suddenly a ring of fire appeared around her and beside that a man who looked suspiciously like the devil.
"Who are you to dare enter my territory uninvited?" The man asked, his voice booming across the room.
Tyr didn't even pause, he raised his gun and shot the man again and again. And he of course died instantly from the wounds.
The ring of fire did not disappear but a stone statue knocker appeared on the ring.
Beka knocked on the knocker. It opened it's eyes.
"How can I help you?" it said.
"Turn off the damn ring of fire" Beka hissed.
"I'm sorry", the knocker replied cheerfully, "only the Devil or Bob can open the ring and the Devils dead so you need to get Bobs permission."
Dylan questioned the knocker. "How do we contact this Bob."
"It is a complicated and difficult ritual......
Tyr reached for his gun. The knocker trailed off then looked up and yelled "Bob!!!!
Bob, get down here your needed!!!!!"
Bob's head appeared through the ceiling.
"Bob, these guys killed the devil and want you to release the ring of fire around the child."
Bob looked at the people in the room. He looked at the child in the cot. And then he burst into tears. "Timmy, my poor Timmy, my little leprechaun and I let that monster take you...... Timmy, Timmy where are you?"
It was clear they weren't going to get much help from Bob.
Tyr raised his gun again. Bob looked at him.
"Kill me and you'll never get your child free but if you do one deed for me you can have her back."
Beka looked around the room at her friends. They each nodded.
"What deed?"
Bob looked at Beka. "You must rescue Timmy from that horrible witch women and bring him back to me. You will need to travel to 21st century Earth to a small Island in Europe, the emerald Isle and.........
While Bob was giving instructions Tyr had grabbed the knockers nose and pulled so hard that he opened the ring of flame. Dylan ran in and grabbed the child.
They all turned and ran before Bob realised what was going on and rushed down the stairs back the way they came.
Bob was furious at their treachery and the ground around them shook with his rage, or rather his sobs.
They got back to the Maru, and flew back to the ship. They barely escaped, trying to get Trance drunk enough to fly them back and the rest of them drunk cos they had managed to rescue Tori.
And so Beka and Tyr found themselves sitting with their daughter, the two hearted child who had been through so much in her few days of life. They both looked at her with love. Yet they knew it was not over yet. There would be many other dangers for their child to face - the Dragans, the tellitubbies, puberty. Yes, there were challenges ahead, and temper tantrums before bed. But that's another story.
The End......but only for now
Chapter Four: "Life is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore procrastination is the key to world peace"
This chapter is guest starring Bob. Who's Bob? You probably know him, the Rugrats Bob. A way of saying 'oh for Bob's sake' and Bob doesn't find it disrespectful. You want to talk to him, you look up and yell. Oh and by the way he isn't too happy. He lost his custody case, Jess won custody of Timmy the leprechaun. Don't be sterotypical of leprechauns, Timmy isn't allowed to smoke and has no wish to be a cobbler.
Anyway, so they had all just fallen down a hole in Tellitubby land and where were they going? To visit the teletubbies maybe?
Harper was the last to land, unceremoniously in a heap on the floor. He got to his feet.
They were in a corridor of some kind.
"Which way?" asked Trance, who had recovered from the bunny incident. She looked up nervously at the hole. "You don't think the bunnies could follow us do you."
Dylan smiled reassuringly, "Trance, you know just as well as I do that when people in life-threatening situations fall through holes and end up somewhere else, the danger never follows them. It's a rule."
Just then bunnies began hopping down through the hole. The group just turned and ran down the corridor.
"But Dylan, don't humans always say that there are exceptions to every rule? Like the English language, it's just one big exception, with loads of rules and those rules have exceptions, and it's all because I have two coats and I wear one all the time and the other only some of the time. And I didn't know that my having two coats and not wearing them equally as often could cause this much disruption or I'd have only got one but they were sooo pretty I couldn't help buying two.......
Trance was babbling as they ran along the corridor. They suddenly reached a door marked 'door to hell'. They stopped.
"Do we keep going or do we go in here?"
"Well, it's a matter of whether we want to be eaten by bunnies or go sightseeing and I choose sightseeing" Tyr turned and rushed through the door.
The others followed.
They found themselves in a room with a table, a chair and a computer. Beka moved and sat down by the computer. It was logged on to the net and Beka decided to check out the favourite sites.
The rest of the crew were just wandering around the room, looking for another way out. Beka shouted and they all came rushing back to her.
"Look, look at the site they've bookmarked. It's called 'oh by the way we've got tori stashed here' .com."
She logged on to the site, and on the sight were pictures of Tori and a map of the building. With 'you are here' and 'Tori is here' signs.
"She's just down the corridor, we've got to go get her."
The others agreed and headed out the door. The bunnies were all just sitting on the ground looking at them. They just nervously walked by them but the bunnies did nothing except for a few who just nipped at their feet.
They reached the next door and entered the room. Beka gasped, there lying in a cot was Tori, their daughter. (Luckily since this isn't a TV program we don't have to age Tori by at least five or six years and this comment has nothing whatsoever to do with Angel cos I haven't seen past sleep tight)
Beka and Tyr ran towards their daughter but suddenly a ring of fire appeared around her and beside that a man who looked suspiciously like the devil.
"Who are you to dare enter my territory uninvited?" The man asked, his voice booming across the room.
Tyr didn't even pause, he raised his gun and shot the man again and again. And he of course died instantly from the wounds.
The ring of fire did not disappear but a stone statue knocker appeared on the ring.
Beka knocked on the knocker. It opened it's eyes.
"How can I help you?" it said.
"Turn off the damn ring of fire" Beka hissed.
"I'm sorry", the knocker replied cheerfully, "only the Devil or Bob can open the ring and the Devils dead so you need to get Bobs permission."
Dylan questioned the knocker. "How do we contact this Bob."
"It is a complicated and difficult ritual......
Tyr reached for his gun. The knocker trailed off then looked up and yelled "Bob!!!!
Bob, get down here your needed!!!!!"
Bob's head appeared through the ceiling.
"Bob, these guys killed the devil and want you to release the ring of fire around the child."
Bob looked at the people in the room. He looked at the child in the cot. And then he burst into tears. "Timmy, my poor Timmy, my little leprechaun and I let that monster take you...... Timmy, Timmy where are you?"
It was clear they weren't going to get much help from Bob.
Tyr raised his gun again. Bob looked at him.
"Kill me and you'll never get your child free but if you do one deed for me you can have her back."
Beka looked around the room at her friends. They each nodded.
"What deed?"
Bob looked at Beka. "You must rescue Timmy from that horrible witch women and bring him back to me. You will need to travel to 21st century Earth to a small Island in Europe, the emerald Isle and.........
While Bob was giving instructions Tyr had grabbed the knockers nose and pulled so hard that he opened the ring of flame. Dylan ran in and grabbed the child.
They all turned and ran before Bob realised what was going on and rushed down the stairs back the way they came.
Bob was furious at their treachery and the ground around them shook with his rage, or rather his sobs.
They got back to the Maru, and flew back to the ship. They barely escaped, trying to get Trance drunk enough to fly them back and the rest of them drunk cos they had managed to rescue Tori.
And so Beka and Tyr found themselves sitting with their daughter, the two hearted child who had been through so much in her few days of life. They both looked at her with love. Yet they knew it was not over yet. There would be many other dangers for their child to face - the Dragans, the tellitubbies, puberty. Yes, there were challenges ahead, and temper tantrums before bed. But that's another story.
The End......but only for now