Chapter 21- man power
Jared and Justin stood with their backs against the door as the creatures inched closer.
"So what now, Einstein?" Justin said sarcastically.
"Um....run!" Jared screamed as he flew out the door. Justin ran after him. Various fireballs and other projectile attacks could be seen hitting the opposite wall, just barely missing the two. Jared and Justin frantically ran down different halls, trying to lose the monstrous crowd. Suddenly Jared skidded around a corner, only to smash into a dead end wall.
"Oh crap...!" Jared shouted. "We're trapped! What are we gonna do?!" the monsters could be heard running closer. Jared and Justin stood with their backs against the wall as the creatures rounded the corner. The monsters half snarled and half laughed, knowing their victims' fates were sealed. Just as the monsters were about to attack, there was a low rumble. Everyone stopped and listened as the noise slowly grew louder. The creatures frantically scattered and ran away from Jared and Justin.
"Well, talk about a lucky break..." Justin mumbled. Seconds later, two enormous fists smashed through the wall behind the two and grabbed them, pulling then through to the other side. They were thrown into the center of a fairly large room.
"What the hell..." Justin was interrupted by a loud grunt. They turned to see what had pulled them through the wall. It huge man about 10 feet tall, he had huge arms that were as wide around as car tires, and he wore an outfit like a professional wrestler. The man roared and picked up a chuck of all that was knocked loose and hurled it at them. They jumped out of the way before the brick smashed against the floor.
"Hurray...we get to fight yet again..." Jared said dully as he gripped his sword.
Paul yawned and sat up.
"Nothin' like a good night's sleep." he muttered while stretching. He then realized Theo was no where to be found. "Huh? Where'd he go...?" Paul mumbled to himself as he stepped out of the tent. "This is no time for hide and seek..." he grumbled, grabbing his stuff and leaving, looking for any signs of Theo or the Tower. About 30 minutes of walking had pasted and still nothing turned up.
"Gah...stupid Theo...He had better be looking for that tower too." Paul mumbled as he swatted a mosquito. A few more hours decided to pass.
"This swamp is totally empty! I'll never find anything in this God forsaken place!" Paul's shouts echoed through the empty swamp. He continued trudging through the muddy water.
"Maybe there isn't even a tower here....maybe Theo knew that and left...Grah! I hate this swamp!" He suddenly came to a treeless area, the next tower standing in the center. "Cool, I knew I'd find it." Paul grinned. Theo stood at the other end of the clearing, staring at Paul.
"Where the FU---
*static*
A woman dressed in a red business suit walks onto the screen.
"Hi. Lydia Karaoke, network censor. The network strongly apposes these swear words such as f*beep*, sh*beep*, da*beep*, co*beep*, bas*beep* and h*beep*. The network believes that a family fan fiction story such as this does not need the pre-stated words. If these words continue to be aroused, we will be forced to terminate this fic. Thank you. Now back to Legend of Zelda Ganon's revenge." the woman steps off screen.
~author~ .......WTF?! ::giggles lewdly:: she said aroused...
*static*
----have you been?!" Paul shouted at Theo. Theo ignored him and switched his attention to something else. "What is your problem?!" Paul shouted, then turned his own gaze in the direction Theo was looking. At the edge of the clearing, a snake like creature stood. Its lower body was nothing but a giant snake's tail. It had two fairly muscular arms which each held menacing sabers. The creatures head was also much like a snakes, a forked tongue flickering out every few seconds. Despite the creature's lack of legs, it moved at blistering speed. It rushed at Paul and swiped both of its swords. Out of sheer miraculous luck, Paul managed to duck mere centimeters out of the way as the creatures swords made an extremely smooth cut through the tree behind him, the tree tilting and thundering to the ground.
"I'm in trouble..." Paul mumbled.
~end~
chapter 22-Paul! NUUUUU!
Paul got out his own sword and prepared to fight the monster.
"What the heck are you anyway?!" Paul shouted to it.
"Hmm...I sssuppose I could tell you before you die." the creature replied with a hiss. "I am hissssifer, a snakathor." Theo stood, watching the two, making no effort to assist Paul.
"What is he doing?! I'll make sure Link hears of this..." Paul mumbled to himself as he shot an icy glare at Theo. Hissifer charged again, its sabers raised. Paul held his own sword up to block but the sabers cut the sword clean in half.
"Oh shit..." Paul muttered as he dropped his bladeless sword and backed away. Hissifer let out a hissy cackle.
"You have no chanccce! It'sss over boy!" Hissifer said as it drew closer. Paul backed up until his body was inches from the cold, electricity- filled metal of the tower
"You are trapped! There isss no essscape! What would you like on your tombssstone?" Hissifer hissed, drawing back its sabers.
"Hmm...Sausage and pepperoni." Paul answered. Hissifer drew back its sabers and lunged. Paul ducked just in time as Hissifer's sabers sliced into the tower. A crackle was heard inside the structure as strong energy forces were sent through the metal swords and into Hissifer's body. A loud shriek was emitted from the creature's throat as it was fried from the inside out and slumped over, a smoking, burnt heap of scaly flesh. Hmm…Apparently so much concentrated energy is bad for the body. Remember that, Kids.
"Mmm, country fried snake! Mah favorite!" Paul shouted with a country hick accent, dusting his hand.
"Stupid snake...can't even kill him on his own..." the silent Theo muttered as he walked in Paul's dirrection, his sword in his hand.
"Hey, look who DIDN'T HELP!" Paul shouted when Theo was near. Theo raised his up his sword. "Maybe next time you should....uh...Theo...?
Link and Lauren finally emerged out of the underground tunnel and into the open.
"Finnaly...It's good to see some sky." Link said, relieved to finally breathe some fresh air. He took a look around. There was nothing but sand and dunes for as far as the eye could see.
"This must be the Lost Desert..." Link mumbled.
"Lost?! Don't tell me we're going to get lost...!" Lauren sobbed.
"Relax...This desert isn't that big. We'll be out in no time." Link assured her. They began walking through the hot sand. After about an hour, Lauren started to complain.
"Link! You said it wasn't that big! We've been walking forever! My feet are starting to hurt! And its taking ALOT of time!" she whined. Link let out a frustrated sigh.
"We've only been walking for about an hour. I said this desert wasn't big, that doesn't mean only five feet of sand. And we can rest when we get to Mountain View." he told her.
"Well I'm sick of..--" she suddenly tripped over something. "Stupid rock!" she shouted, picking her head up out of the sand.
"Wait...that isn't a rock..." Link said. The object was about eight inches out of the sand. It was of a conical shape and came to a point.
"What is it then?" Lauren asked curiously. Suddenly the sand began to rumble. The object popped out of the sand, only it was attached to something much bigger. A huge sandworm emerged from the sand; it was about thirty feet long and covered in spikes. It let out a huge roar at Link and Lauren.
~end~
Jared and Justin stood with their backs against the door as the creatures inched closer.
"So what now, Einstein?" Justin said sarcastically.
"Um....run!" Jared screamed as he flew out the door. Justin ran after him. Various fireballs and other projectile attacks could be seen hitting the opposite wall, just barely missing the two. Jared and Justin frantically ran down different halls, trying to lose the monstrous crowd. Suddenly Jared skidded around a corner, only to smash into a dead end wall.
"Oh crap...!" Jared shouted. "We're trapped! What are we gonna do?!" the monsters could be heard running closer. Jared and Justin stood with their backs against the wall as the creatures rounded the corner. The monsters half snarled and half laughed, knowing their victims' fates were sealed. Just as the monsters were about to attack, there was a low rumble. Everyone stopped and listened as the noise slowly grew louder. The creatures frantically scattered and ran away from Jared and Justin.
"Well, talk about a lucky break..." Justin mumbled. Seconds later, two enormous fists smashed through the wall behind the two and grabbed them, pulling then through to the other side. They were thrown into the center of a fairly large room.
"What the hell..." Justin was interrupted by a loud grunt. They turned to see what had pulled them through the wall. It huge man about 10 feet tall, he had huge arms that were as wide around as car tires, and he wore an outfit like a professional wrestler. The man roared and picked up a chuck of all that was knocked loose and hurled it at them. They jumped out of the way before the brick smashed against the floor.
"Hurray...we get to fight yet again..." Jared said dully as he gripped his sword.
Paul yawned and sat up.
"Nothin' like a good night's sleep." he muttered while stretching. He then realized Theo was no where to be found. "Huh? Where'd he go...?" Paul mumbled to himself as he stepped out of the tent. "This is no time for hide and seek..." he grumbled, grabbing his stuff and leaving, looking for any signs of Theo or the Tower. About 30 minutes of walking had pasted and still nothing turned up.
"Gah...stupid Theo...He had better be looking for that tower too." Paul mumbled as he swatted a mosquito. A few more hours decided to pass.
"This swamp is totally empty! I'll never find anything in this God forsaken place!" Paul's shouts echoed through the empty swamp. He continued trudging through the muddy water.
"Maybe there isn't even a tower here....maybe Theo knew that and left...Grah! I hate this swamp!" He suddenly came to a treeless area, the next tower standing in the center. "Cool, I knew I'd find it." Paul grinned. Theo stood at the other end of the clearing, staring at Paul.
"Where the FU---
*static*
A woman dressed in a red business suit walks onto the screen.
"Hi. Lydia Karaoke, network censor. The network strongly apposes these swear words such as f*beep*, sh*beep*, da*beep*, co*beep*, bas*beep* and h*beep*. The network believes that a family fan fiction story such as this does not need the pre-stated words. If these words continue to be aroused, we will be forced to terminate this fic. Thank you. Now back to Legend of Zelda Ganon's revenge." the woman steps off screen.
~author~ .......WTF?! ::giggles lewdly:: she said aroused...
*static*
----have you been?!" Paul shouted at Theo. Theo ignored him and switched his attention to something else. "What is your problem?!" Paul shouted, then turned his own gaze in the direction Theo was looking. At the edge of the clearing, a snake like creature stood. Its lower body was nothing but a giant snake's tail. It had two fairly muscular arms which each held menacing sabers. The creatures head was also much like a snakes, a forked tongue flickering out every few seconds. Despite the creature's lack of legs, it moved at blistering speed. It rushed at Paul and swiped both of its swords. Out of sheer miraculous luck, Paul managed to duck mere centimeters out of the way as the creatures swords made an extremely smooth cut through the tree behind him, the tree tilting and thundering to the ground.
"I'm in trouble..." Paul mumbled.
~end~
chapter 22-Paul! NUUUUU!
Paul got out his own sword and prepared to fight the monster.
"What the heck are you anyway?!" Paul shouted to it.
"Hmm...I sssuppose I could tell you before you die." the creature replied with a hiss. "I am hissssifer, a snakathor." Theo stood, watching the two, making no effort to assist Paul.
"What is he doing?! I'll make sure Link hears of this..." Paul mumbled to himself as he shot an icy glare at Theo. Hissifer charged again, its sabers raised. Paul held his own sword up to block but the sabers cut the sword clean in half.
"Oh shit..." Paul muttered as he dropped his bladeless sword and backed away. Hissifer let out a hissy cackle.
"You have no chanccce! It'sss over boy!" Hissifer said as it drew closer. Paul backed up until his body was inches from the cold, electricity- filled metal of the tower
"You are trapped! There isss no essscape! What would you like on your tombssstone?" Hissifer hissed, drawing back its sabers.
"Hmm...Sausage and pepperoni." Paul answered. Hissifer drew back its sabers and lunged. Paul ducked just in time as Hissifer's sabers sliced into the tower. A crackle was heard inside the structure as strong energy forces were sent through the metal swords and into Hissifer's body. A loud shriek was emitted from the creature's throat as it was fried from the inside out and slumped over, a smoking, burnt heap of scaly flesh. Hmm…Apparently so much concentrated energy is bad for the body. Remember that, Kids.
"Mmm, country fried snake! Mah favorite!" Paul shouted with a country hick accent, dusting his hand.
"Stupid snake...can't even kill him on his own..." the silent Theo muttered as he walked in Paul's dirrection, his sword in his hand.
"Hey, look who DIDN'T HELP!" Paul shouted when Theo was near. Theo raised his up his sword. "Maybe next time you should....uh...Theo...?
Link and Lauren finally emerged out of the underground tunnel and into the open.
"Finnaly...It's good to see some sky." Link said, relieved to finally breathe some fresh air. He took a look around. There was nothing but sand and dunes for as far as the eye could see.
"This must be the Lost Desert..." Link mumbled.
"Lost?! Don't tell me we're going to get lost...!" Lauren sobbed.
"Relax...This desert isn't that big. We'll be out in no time." Link assured her. They began walking through the hot sand. After about an hour, Lauren started to complain.
"Link! You said it wasn't that big! We've been walking forever! My feet are starting to hurt! And its taking ALOT of time!" she whined. Link let out a frustrated sigh.
"We've only been walking for about an hour. I said this desert wasn't big, that doesn't mean only five feet of sand. And we can rest when we get to Mountain View." he told her.
"Well I'm sick of..--" she suddenly tripped over something. "Stupid rock!" she shouted, picking her head up out of the sand.
"Wait...that isn't a rock..." Link said. The object was about eight inches out of the sand. It was of a conical shape and came to a point.
"What is it then?" Lauren asked curiously. Suddenly the sand began to rumble. The object popped out of the sand, only it was attached to something much bigger. A huge sandworm emerged from the sand; it was about thirty feet long and covered in spikes. It let out a huge roar at Link and Lauren.
~end~