~Chapter special~ out-takes.

~The whole city was decimated, not a thing survived. Or so it seemed.

Link: ::pushes up on the rocks, but they don't move.:: uh...can we get some help here?

~Goron: The canon has the ability to target and destroy every major city in the world. ::pulls down the chart.  The chart unclips and falls down on him.::

Gondar: ::laughs::

~Jared, Link, and Theo: ::the three walk up to the entrance of the forest::

Link: Ok guys, Lets split up and look for...::cardboard tree prop falls over onto him.

Jared and Theo: ::both bust out laughing::

Jared: ::laughing:: can we get these props secured?

~Shiva: ::goes to fake kick Jared but accidentally kicks him in the head for real:: oh geez, you alright?

Jared: ow...oh...that hurt...::sits down::

~ Gondar's assistant: With his 'Mighty ax of death' he can chop through any opponent...

Scott: ::swings his ax around and accidentally hits a camera. speaking with a nasal high pitched voice.:: oh geez, did I break it? I'm so sorry!

~Link: ::jumps up and grabs the post. Lifts his body halfway up but then slips and falls on his back::

ratguy: ::laughs and helps him up::

dirrector: ::off camera:: lets try it again.

~Gondar: How long does it take to build a stupid cannon?! ::stands from his chair and stormes out of the room. makes his way down stairs but trips and falls at the top.  Thumping could be heard down the stairs:: ow...medic...?

~Jared and Justin: ::both fall down the waterfall and into the lake::

Dirrector: cut! good work.

Jared: ::comes up with a fish in his mouth::

Justin: ::laughs::

~Jared: ::backs up, about to jump off the cliff:: to infinity, and beyond!

Justin, as well as others off screen: ::dies laughing::

Jared: sorry, I couldn't help myself.

~Link: ::flails around with the small lizard on his back::

Lauren: aw...its so cute!

Link: ::suddenly pauses as a slight trickling is heard and a wet spot appears on his back:: ah! we need a towel over here!

Lauren: ::falls over laughing::

~Justin: This must be something of Gondar's...but it can't be his castle, its too small.

Jared: uh...::pauses:: what was my line again?

someone off camera: 'let's try to find a way in...'

Jared: oh yeah.

Justin: *sigh*

~Jared: We can probably scale the wall here...But how to do it...::runs a hand over the wall and accidentally pushes a hole into the Styrofoam prop:: oops...

~Justin: Leave it to me. ::takes out an arrow and shoots it up over the wall. The arrow flies down to the other side where a *thhwunk* *ahhh!* is heard.:: uh...

~Link: this must be the lost desert...::suddenly a plane is seen in the sky in the background::

dirrector:: bah! cut! can we get that edited?

~Theo: And then...the snake killed him...I tried to stop it but there was nothing I could...

Jared: ::suddenly bursts out laughing::

Director: cut! whats the problem?

Jared: ::laughing:: sorry...I just thought he looked funny.

~Theo: And then...the snake killed him...I tried to stop it...

Jared: ::laughs again:: im sorry...I cant stop...::laughs::

Link: ::sighs::

~Theo: And then...the snake killed him...I tried to stop it but there was nothing I

Jared: ::laughs for a while::

Theo: this is the fifteenth take. A professional like me can't work under these conditions. I'll be in my trailer.

Link: can we just move on to another scene?

~Justin: ::sitting in the boat:: Do you think maybe you can row..::suddenly there's a creaking sound, followed by a pop, a trickle, then a stream of water shoots up from the bottom of the boat as it begins to sink.::

Jared: ::stands and salutes as the boat sinks down, people off screen laughing::

~Justin: ::begins to squeeze through the bars but gets stuck:: hey...ow, im...ow...im stuck! help me out!

Jared: ::laughs as he pulls Justin from the bars::

~end~