This isn't a chapter, I just wanted something to post for when I fixed up the other ones. And I did, please tell me what you think of them, if they make more sense or anything like that. I tried I really did.

In my never ending quest to prove to myself that this isn't a Mary Sue I'm going to have to do something even more over done and obnoxious, that's right, a self-insertion. It isn't' going to be one of those goofy, if not very amusing, time travel ones. I'm going to stick myself in the story, describe my self how I really look (with the help of outside opinions) and try to write myself how I think I would react in that situation. Of course I will be wittier than I am in real life but that's kinda unavoidable, as I will have days to think of everything I put in it, and obviously I will get a perfect boyfriend (even though that will never happen in real life) because I'm the author dammit and that's what I want to do, but I will use the same characters I am using now, as I have grown rather fond of them, so if you have any suggestions or requests for things that should happen after this story ends (we all know basically what is going to happen by now) go ahead and tell me. If they inspire an idea for a scene I will probably put it on in there just for the hell of it, whether or not it fits. This is only an idea so tell me what you think (preferably by e-mail) and it will be more likely to happen in the distant future (when I finish this one) I'm also adding some of my friends so I can have someone to confound and irritate everyone else in the story with. It won't be very realistic because we will have 20th century values and ideas, because I am too lazy to do it right, so don't worry about things like that, this will basically be spoofy story that will turn my stories into a trilogy (by definition that makes the last one kind of stupid but that's what makes them so fun and irresistible). This is only a vague plot right now and it will probably take a lot of time. I'm only mentioning it to fill space.

Ok, well I needed something to justify posting a pointless chapter and that happened today. It was really funny and I have to share because it isn't something that happens everyday. A squirrel has been in our chimney for the past two days and I finally mentioned that something was in there, I thought it was a bird like it was last year. Anyhoo my mommy had the brilliant idea to open the flu so it could come down from the outer part of the chimney to the inside. I have no idea how she planned to get it out of the house after that but she's insane so she probably had no idea either. She rammed some sticks up there so it could climb down and put some food in the bottom and a flashlight so it could see. She left for a friend's house after that, not considering that I had no idea what do about the squirrel. I took the flashlight out because it hadn't gotten all scared and jumpy until she put it in there, I was trying to be nice to the poor thing. Bad idea. I got on the phone with a friend later and as we were talking the squirrel came down into the fireplace. I wasn't really worried because the glass doors on the fireplace were shut. Then it hit into the doors and popped them partially open, I still wasn't worried because the doors were only an inch apart. I was sitting there watching it, still on the phone, wondering if I should go close and block the doors, just in case it opened more. I was discussing it with my friend when that damn squirrel slid right out of the huge opening where the doors folded. I was narrating to Jenni, telling her as long as it stayed on the other side of the room I was ok. Then that bloody rat bastard ran across the room and under my chair. I was kinda worried then. I kept imagining this angry, scared, possibly rabid squirrel jumping up onto my lap and attacking my face. It went back across the room and I got up to stand by the stairs, so I could run if need be (yes I was scared of the damn thing, don't judge me, it didn't happen to you) My dog was sitting up on the other steps watching me (it's a split level if that helps you visualize it). I tried to shoo her away so she wouldn't see the squirrel, start trying to kill it, and make it panic, because it was so calm to begin with *note the sarcasm* The squirrel ran into the back hallway, into the laundry room, into my room then back out. I tried closing the doors behind it but it kept running past me. I went to try to get rid of my dog again when it was back in the living room. She was still sitting at the top of the stairs like a moron and she couldn't figure out why I didn't want to pet her (She's 11 and kinda senile) I heard things falling downstairs again and I couldn't get the dog to leave so I finally stopped telling Jenni what was happening and hung up, after promising to call her back later. I went back down stairs and watched the squirrel. It was running across the couch, the computer desk, the T.V. and jumping off of things.

Did you know that squirrels can climb brick? Well they can. It climbed up the outside of the fire place and jumped onto the couch. It took another full lap around the room then jumped onto the wall and ran across it (yes, vertically) then took another jump across the room and landed on the couch again. That was about the time I decided to go get the neighbors. They were just pulling in when I went over. I told them there was a squirrel in the house and they called someone else. I went back in to put my dog somewhere. She still hadn't noticed anything (she's also blind) so I put her in my brother's room, which turned out to be bad. I went back to the steps just in time to see the squirrel running up them. It went straight to the window and climbed the curtains then ran back and forth across the curtain rod. I went to open the kitchen door but I couldn't find it after that. A minute later it ran down into the hallway and I opened the door to the garage. It ran in and I shut the door. I went outside to tell the neighbors then I went to the car and got the garage door opener and let it out. I cleaned the house and called Jenni back, described the whole thing, hung up again then wrote this. For some reason it no longer seems odd that the squirrel got in the house because when I think of the bird last year it got in too, but that bugger left much quicker and people were here. Well that's my little adventure and I hope you feel special enough to have heard about it in such great detail.

Please read the revisions on the real story and review them here if you feel a need to. I'm also always happy to get e-mail at bluehag@hotmail.com feel free to comment on my story or my little adventure or my plans to stick myself into my fics. Sorry if you were looking forward to a new chapter this quickly, but I'm much too lazy for that, this was a special occasion.

I love everybody so much for the fact that I got seventeen reviews in one day and all of them were good, you are the coolest people in the world.