Spike awoke slowly as his head threatened to pound through his skull.
He tried to remember what happened, how he had come to be in this state. He remembered being on a date with Buffy and…
Oh God! Buffy! Who ever hit him could have hurt Buffy!
He began to struggle to get up and realized that he was tied to a chair, and he was inside Buffy's house.
"He's awake."
Spike looked around to see Xander sitting on the sofa in front of him with a murderous look on his face. Beside him was Willow who seemed to be very disgusted with him. In a corner was Dawn, crying her eyes out. As soon as he found his voice he muttered "What the…"
Xander just backhanded him. "Shut up!"
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As soon as he hit the Robot, He felt instantly better.
He had hated the real Spike but he still respected him, He still considered him to be a loyal ally.
Well, loyal-ish.
But despite Spike's shortcomings, Xander hadn't REALLY wanted him to die. Not like this anyway. Probably staked in the back by some faceless coward and replaced by…this thing. It just mad him so angry.
He backhanded the Spike-bot again. Harder this time. "Oww." Screamed the robot, mimicking pain. "What the hell is going on?"
"I'll tell what's going on," Willow's was cold like ice and Xander had images of her falling off the wagon and turning the Robot into a lawn chair. "What's going on is you killed our friend!"
The Robot shook his head and scowled at the Scoobies "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Xander backhanded him again. God, that felt good, He thought.
"I'm gonna enjoy taking you apart, robot." He reached over to the table and picked up a small bucket of water and added, "I think I'll start with this!" He threw the water on the robot expecting to see sparks fly and frowned when he didn't.
"Uh, Xander?" Willow put her hand on his shoulder, "The Buffy-bot was water proof so it'd be safe to assume that this one is too. All you did was get Buffy's living room really wet."
Xander smiled nervously, " I knew that." He rubbed the back of his neck and fidgeted with the neckline on his shirt. "I knew that."
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Spike was enraged and struggled at the ropes holding him. "Xander, when I get out of here I'm going to cut you into so many fuckin' pieces they'll nick name you Humpty Dumpty!"
Xander Back handed him again. God, that was annoying.
Suddenly, a realization swept over Spike, "This is because I went on a date with Buffy isn't it?"
Xander just shook his head in amazement. "It sounds just like him." He said and then added, "Where is Buffy?"
Willow shrugged, "She went to kill that Doctor guy."
Spike's eyes widened in fear.
Uh-oh. He thought.
TBC
He tried to remember what happened, how he had come to be in this state. He remembered being on a date with Buffy and…
Oh God! Buffy! Who ever hit him could have hurt Buffy!
He began to struggle to get up and realized that he was tied to a chair, and he was inside Buffy's house.
"He's awake."
Spike looked around to see Xander sitting on the sofa in front of him with a murderous look on his face. Beside him was Willow who seemed to be very disgusted with him. In a corner was Dawn, crying her eyes out. As soon as he found his voice he muttered "What the…"
Xander just backhanded him. "Shut up!"
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As soon as he hit the Robot, He felt instantly better.
He had hated the real Spike but he still respected him, He still considered him to be a loyal ally.
Well, loyal-ish.
But despite Spike's shortcomings, Xander hadn't REALLY wanted him to die. Not like this anyway. Probably staked in the back by some faceless coward and replaced by…this thing. It just mad him so angry.
He backhanded the Spike-bot again. Harder this time. "Oww." Screamed the robot, mimicking pain. "What the hell is going on?"
"I'll tell what's going on," Willow's was cold like ice and Xander had images of her falling off the wagon and turning the Robot into a lawn chair. "What's going on is you killed our friend!"
The Robot shook his head and scowled at the Scoobies "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Xander backhanded him again. God, that felt good, He thought.
"I'm gonna enjoy taking you apart, robot." He reached over to the table and picked up a small bucket of water and added, "I think I'll start with this!" He threw the water on the robot expecting to see sparks fly and frowned when he didn't.
"Uh, Xander?" Willow put her hand on his shoulder, "The Buffy-bot was water proof so it'd be safe to assume that this one is too. All you did was get Buffy's living room really wet."
Xander smiled nervously, " I knew that." He rubbed the back of his neck and fidgeted with the neckline on his shirt. "I knew that."
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Spike was enraged and struggled at the ropes holding him. "Xander, when I get out of here I'm going to cut you into so many fuckin' pieces they'll nick name you Humpty Dumpty!"
Xander Back handed him again. God, that was annoying.
Suddenly, a realization swept over Spike, "This is because I went on a date with Buffy isn't it?"
Xander just shook his head in amazement. "It sounds just like him." He said and then added, "Where is Buffy?"
Willow shrugged, "She went to kill that Doctor guy."
Spike's eyes widened in fear.
Uh-oh. He thought.
TBC