SilverRogue: This is a little songfic about Gir and Zim that I wrote on a Girl Scout campout after spending three hours doing nothing but listening to the CD in my friend's CD player. (I was too lazy to find a different one). It's for the song "Pretend To Be Nice" by Josie and the Pussycats. It's kinda weird, but most of my stories are. I own nothing. If you r/r at least one of my fics, I'll r/r at least one of yours.

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Gir: "Well, I look at Zim with my robotic eyes,

And know it looks like he's wearing some kind of disguise,

Because Zim's hair sticks up, his shoes are untied,

I'd hope he got his shirt at half price,

And every word I say falls flat on the floor,

I try to tell a joke, Zim's heard it before,

And I don't think I can take it no more,

He's driving me right out of my front door

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Why does Zim do what he does to me anyway

Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy?

Zim knows if I could I'd do anything for him,

Please don't ignore me cause he knows I adore him

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Can't Zim just pretend to be nice?

Can he at least pretend to be nice?

If Zim could just pretend to be nice,

Well, everything in my life would be alright"

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Zim: "And I try so hard just to figure Gir out,

But there's no way to know what he's thinking about,

And then Gir falls asleep on the living room couch,

With his dog disguise on and his tongue hanging out,

And then Gir misbehaves for a week at a time,

And then he obeys me just like everything's fine,

And I don't get what goes on in Gir mind,

But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines

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Why does Gir do what he does do to me anyway?

Wracking my nerves, driving me crazy?

You know that if I could I'd make his systems faster,

Please don't ignore orders cuz you know I'm your master

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Can't Gir just pretend to behave?

Can he at least pretend to behave?

If Gir could just pretend to behave,

Everything in my life would be alright"