Okay Delia, Chanda, and other MIB Fans and Fanfic Writers...here
goes my first MIB Fanfic! *Gulp* See I've added some new characters
and before I posted the fanfic with them in it I figured that I'd
better start with the fanfic that 'started it all'. Only one new
character's in this one...I think, but if you spot anymore they're
mine.
**Agent W is my own creation/character, Kay, Jay, U, and just about
everyone else (except Delia and Agent R who belong to Delia97 and
Chanda) is copyright MIB The Series...so nobody get the crazy idea to
sue me! Permission is given by the author (me) to copy this story
provided that no changes are made to it or any of the characters or
credits. ^_^**

Chapter One: Agent W Makes The Scene

It was early July in New York and MIB HQ was swamped with alien
tourists who'd traveled light-years from the farthest reaches of the
galaxy to visit the 'vacation planet', Earth. It was havoc for the
field agents because other menacing aliens saw the rush as the
perfect opportunity to launch attacks against Earth with minimal
interference from the MIB!
"...and the folks in customs have just sent me up reports for SIXTY
immigration requests!" Zed shouted to Kay and Jay as he glanced down
at the chaos below from his large office window.
"Why would customs have those reports?" Jay asked. "I thought we
had a separate department that handled those?"
"We do," Kay said in his usual flat tone of voice, "the agents
handling the forms have gotten so backed up that they're delivering
paperwork to the wrong departments."
"Man, with things this messed up you might have to bring some new
agents in here," Jay exclaimed to Zed.
Zed sighed, "We've already brought in agents from our Northern and
Western branches to help us out but the REAL crisis is the lack of
field agents!"
"Well now that Delia and R are partners there aren't anymore
qualified agents left to be assigned a partner," Jay pointed out.
Zed paused for a moment before responding, "I know, that's why I've
decided to take DRASTIC measures!"
Jay and Kay looked at each other with puzzled expressions. Zed
forced himself to explain, "There is ONE agent who's qualified, and
I use the term loosely, to get a partner and become a full fledged
field agent," Kay and Jay's eyes widened as they realized which
agent Zed was referring to, "AGENT U!"
"Whoa! Z-Man!" Jay interjected, "You CAN'T make U a permanent field
agent! He already drives all of the other agents crazy as it is!"
"We don't have much of a choice here, Junior," Zed insisted, "our
backs are to the wall."
"And who's the unlucky individual that's going to be U's partner?"
Kay inquired.
Zed sighed and motioned for the two agents to join him at the window
which overlooked the main floor of HQ. Once they did, he pointed
down at one of the secretaries. She was at her desk with a set of
headphones on over the ones that she was using to speak to one of
the alien ambassadors on the other line.
"Her?!" Jay gasped as he stared down at the young blonde woman with
the extremely short haircut (except for a few strands of her bangs
which hung down an inch or two past her chin). She was rocking back
and forth in her rolling chair with her head swaying to the music.
She was slender with hazel eyes and a light complexion. She was lip
syncing to the song and tapping her fountain pen to the rhythm.
"How did you decide on her becoming a field agent?!" Jay questioned
in a doubtful tone.
"Agent Elle recommended her," Zed replied.
"Figures," Jay smirked, "those girl agents always pal around
together!" Kay just shook his head. The battle of the sexes wasn't
something that he wanted to get into.
Zed, Kay, and Jay made their way down to the woman's desk. She had
her jacket draped over the back of her chair, she was now jammin' to
yet another rock'n'roll tune. Zed reached out and tapped her
shoulder after she didn't respond when he called her name, twice.
She spun around in her seat and glanced up at the three men before
her. Recognizing Zed instantly she hopped up and removed her
headset, "Oh, hello Sir!" she said in a cheerful yet surprised tone
of voice.
"Who's on the other line?" he asked her.
"The Ambassador of Zulgcane," she groaned, Zed cocked an eyebrow at
her, "he's had me on hold for a straight half hour, honestly, you'd
think a diplomat would be a LITTLE more considerate!"
Zed sighed, this was going to be one of those days! "Agent W, meet
Agent Kay and Agent Jay. Kay, Jay, this is Agent W."
"Nice to meet you," she said as she reached out and politely shook
their hands. She already knew a little bit about the two of them
from her two years as a MIB secretary. From what she'd heard Agent
Kay was a well respected field agent (practically the BEST) who was
passionate about his LTD, enjoyed listening to Elvis music, and had
a bit of an infatuation with a certain extraterrestrial law
enforcement officer named Aileen! Jay was the prankster of MIB, a
complete rookie, he was never allowed to drive ANY of the vehicles,
and he had a nack for getting into trouble!
"So your Agent W huh?" Jay asked with a cocky air.
"Yeah, my...uh 'old' name was Wendy Harlem."
Zed could see that Jay was contemplating telling the young agent ALL
about her 'new partner', she'd never take the job if he did! "Well
Agent," he hastily broke in and led her back to his office, "it's
time you met your partner!"
Agent W gave Zed a strange look as he pushed her into his office and
instructed her to 'have a seat'. She looked up at Kay and Jay, Jay
was giving her a smug grin (he knew what was coming), Kay glanced at
her with an almost pitying look on his face.
'What WAS going on here?' She'd been happy about her promotion just
a minute ago, but now she was having second thoughts...
'What have I gotten myself into?' she thought. 'Oh
well...hee...hee. Maybe it won't be SO bad?!'

***NOTE: Okay fans, I need HONEST reviews here! I'm open to
constructive criticism just don't get all nit-picky with me (I HATE
that...hey, who doesn't?). My next chapter's titled 'The
Introduction', but I'm not posting it for a few days so that I can
get as many opinions as I can (ya know tips, suggestions,
comments...like on my pitiful spelling). Just remember that the
first chapters are usually the dullest and I promise the next one
will be more exciting...you might even stay awake long enough to
finish reading it! Well my hands are TIRED so I'll be seeing ya
(figure of speech)! ^_^