I'm really into parody's today for some reason, soooo, I wrote one! Please forgive me if it bothers you, it's just a little humor ^.^;; I'm sure it's been done before in many things, but I just had to write this. It's a parody of self-insertion fics in Sailor Moon, where "magically" everything revolves around them, and all past storylines are forgotten!
An RP/Story by a Newbie! Gal Version
Hi! My name is: a Japanese Name that sounds pretty/A bunch of letters that make up a name that sounds Japanese and sounds pretty/Adjective Serenity!
I'm between the ages of 14-16, and the guy who I love and loves me is between the ages of 17-20
I am Extremely gorgeous, humble, and: a smart orphan/The long lost cousin-sister-daughter of Usagi-Chibi-USA-Chibi Chibi USA/A pretty, young, VERY powerful and magical person!
My hair is gorgeous: raven black/golden blonde/fiery red/long silver!
My eyes are beautiful: green/gold/silver/blue/pink/violet!
I can never be hurt, because I'm: immortal/a goddess/the child of a god or goddess/VERY powerful and magical.
No matter how evil or immortal the enemy I end up fighting is, I always kick there butt, even though they are: madly in love with me/jealous of my life/my long lost parent or sibling.
I don't have a boyfriend because: I have a terrible past/I was abused by my old boyfriend/my old boyfriend died/men abused me.
I do end up falling in love, but many boys that are my friends are severely heartbroken because they were all secretly in love with me.
I am shy even though I'm supposed to be loud and hyper, or vice-versa!
At large gatherings, I'll sit and have tears slowly trickle down my face even though I look stunning in the gown I'm wearing or the extremely skimpy skirt and top.
People, including the boys who love me, and my friends who can't stand to see me sad will come and try to comfort me, and ask me what's wrong. I'll finally tell them about my troubled past.
I'm really a: fairy/goddess/immortal/spy turned good/princess.
I was: treated badly/kidnapped/or thrown out of my old country.
I feel bad for troubling everyone with my un-important problems, but everyone cares and hugs me and counsels me through my rough times.
Soon after, I help everyone, even evil, with there problems because I am smart, funny, witty, pretty, don't ever mod, and I'm humble even though everyone thinks I'm perfect.
Eventually something happens to me, either: sickness/kidnapping/taking the bullet meant for someone else and I either: die and eventually get resurrected/I'm immortal remember? I don't die!/or eventually get better, because I'm, well, perfect!
Soon the RP/Story is forgotten, and the saga is eventually repeated!
An RP/Story by a Newbie! Gal Version
Hi! My name is: a Japanese Name that sounds pretty/A bunch of letters that make up a name that sounds Japanese and sounds pretty/Adjective Serenity!
I'm between the ages of 14-16, and the guy who I love and loves me is between the ages of 17-20
I am Extremely gorgeous, humble, and: a smart orphan/The long lost cousin-sister-daughter of Usagi-Chibi-USA-Chibi Chibi USA/A pretty, young, VERY powerful and magical person!
My hair is gorgeous: raven black/golden blonde/fiery red/long silver!
My eyes are beautiful: green/gold/silver/blue/pink/violet!
I can never be hurt, because I'm: immortal/a goddess/the child of a god or goddess/VERY powerful and magical.
No matter how evil or immortal the enemy I end up fighting is, I always kick there butt, even though they are: madly in love with me/jealous of my life/my long lost parent or sibling.
I don't have a boyfriend because: I have a terrible past/I was abused by my old boyfriend/my old boyfriend died/men abused me.
I do end up falling in love, but many boys that are my friends are severely heartbroken because they were all secretly in love with me.
I am shy even though I'm supposed to be loud and hyper, or vice-versa!
At large gatherings, I'll sit and have tears slowly trickle down my face even though I look stunning in the gown I'm wearing or the extremely skimpy skirt and top.
People, including the boys who love me, and my friends who can't stand to see me sad will come and try to comfort me, and ask me what's wrong. I'll finally tell them about my troubled past.
I'm really a: fairy/goddess/immortal/spy turned good/princess.
I was: treated badly/kidnapped/or thrown out of my old country.
I feel bad for troubling everyone with my un-important problems, but everyone cares and hugs me and counsels me through my rough times.
Soon after, I help everyone, even evil, with there problems because I am smart, funny, witty, pretty, don't ever mod, and I'm humble even though everyone thinks I'm perfect.
Eventually something happens to me, either: sickness/kidnapping/taking the bullet meant for someone else and I either: die and eventually get resurrected/I'm immortal remember? I don't die!/or eventually get better, because I'm, well, perfect!
Soon the RP/Story is forgotten, and the saga is eventually repeated!