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Chapter 2: ROADTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let us start were we ended :
..Snake: I could have! But would'nt
Liquid: and why not?
Snake: coz' I'm wating to kill the patriots and the others in MGS 3
Solidus: sure it's not gonna be Metal Gear Raiden??
Snake: shut up!
*suddenly the phone rings....*
Snake: hello the drunken huskie.
Man on the phone: mmhphhmhmh
Snake: ok I'll see if he's here, hey everyone is there a Dick Dickson in here?!
*Snake looks around, there is only the man, Liquid and Solidus*
Snake: no sorry, no Dick Dickson here.
*Liquid and Solidus is laughing*
*suddenly Snake get's it*
Snake: alright you little shit..
*get's interupted by the man that has a nose that kinda looked like a dick*
Man: excuse, I'm mr. Dickson.
Snake: oh my bad.
*hands over the phone*
Liquid: tell me brothers have you ever wondered who Big Boss really is??
Snake and Solidus: no.
Liquid: not just a little bit??
Snake: nope.
*Snake lights a cigaret*
Solidus: aw jesus!!! Put it out!!
Snake: aww not you to, my own brothers don't want to have a cool, relaxing,
Nice, *get's a twinkle in his eyes* nicotine and other poisonous stuff filled smoke!
Solidus and Liquid: hell no!!!!
*Snake looks disapointed*
Snake: you guys, suck!
Solidus: you're a bad influence to my son, he's always smoking those Lucky strikers!!
Snake: alright you bastards..
*Snake sees Liquid holding a photo*
Snake: what's this??
Liquid: nothing.
*Snake takes the photo, it's a erotic picture of Naomi*
Snake: where did you get that from??
Liquid: her.
Snake: why??
Liquid: because since I have gotten my old body back I have been sleeping with her.
*Snake is shocked*
Snake: her??
Liquid: yes.
Snake: the same chattering nanny that gave me Foxdie!!??
Liquid: she might be a chattering nanny, but she is wild in bed I say!
Solidus: really??
Liquid: yes she is.
Solidus: hmmm.....
Liquid: don't even think about it.
Solidus: what??
Liquid: I know you were thinking dirty thoughts, as were Snake.
Snake: no I was'nt.
Liquid: yes you were.
Snake: ok I admit it, but she promised me a stripsearch on her.
Solidus: well, that's Snake, he's the inferior one.
Liquid: that's true.
Snake: hey don't be mean.
Liquid: oh! Look at the time it's time for intermission.
Intermission:............................................................... ............................................................................ ......................................
Snake:*burping* those Jack Daniels
Liquid: you should have saved some.
Solidus: yeah!
Snake: sorry, heh heh*grins*
Liquid: then what??
Snake: I'm going to the nearest big american city to buy a huge amount of Jack Daniels.
Liquid: well nothing better to do right now, then i'm coming to!
Solidus: hmmm, Naomi*smiles evilly*
Liquid: Solidus!!
Solidus: what??
Snake: Liquid and me is going to the nearest big american city to buy a huge amount of Jack Daniels, wanna come??
Solidus: suure..
Liquid: you know what this means
Snake, Liquid, Solidus: ROADTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Next issue
Chapter 2: ROADTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let us start were we ended :
..Snake: I could have! But would'nt
Liquid: and why not?
Snake: coz' I'm wating to kill the patriots and the others in MGS 3
Solidus: sure it's not gonna be Metal Gear Raiden??
Snake: shut up!
*suddenly the phone rings....*
Snake: hello the drunken huskie.
Man on the phone: mmhphhmhmh
Snake: ok I'll see if he's here, hey everyone is there a Dick Dickson in here?!
*Snake looks around, there is only the man, Liquid and Solidus*
Snake: no sorry, no Dick Dickson here.
*Liquid and Solidus is laughing*
*suddenly Snake get's it*
Snake: alright you little shit..
*get's interupted by the man that has a nose that kinda looked like a dick*
Man: excuse, I'm mr. Dickson.
Snake: oh my bad.
*hands over the phone*
Liquid: tell me brothers have you ever wondered who Big Boss really is??
Snake and Solidus: no.
Liquid: not just a little bit??
Snake: nope.
*Snake lights a cigaret*
Solidus: aw jesus!!! Put it out!!
Snake: aww not you to, my own brothers don't want to have a cool, relaxing,
Nice, *get's a twinkle in his eyes* nicotine and other poisonous stuff filled smoke!
Solidus and Liquid: hell no!!!!
*Snake looks disapointed*
Snake: you guys, suck!
Solidus: you're a bad influence to my son, he's always smoking those Lucky strikers!!
Snake: alright you bastards..
*Snake sees Liquid holding a photo*
Snake: what's this??
Liquid: nothing.
*Snake takes the photo, it's a erotic picture of Naomi*
Snake: where did you get that from??
Liquid: her.
Snake: why??
Liquid: because since I have gotten my old body back I have been sleeping with her.
*Snake is shocked*
Snake: her??
Liquid: yes.
Snake: the same chattering nanny that gave me Foxdie!!??
Liquid: she might be a chattering nanny, but she is wild in bed I say!
Solidus: really??
Liquid: yes she is.
Solidus: hmmm.....
Liquid: don't even think about it.
Solidus: what??
Liquid: I know you were thinking dirty thoughts, as were Snake.
Snake: no I was'nt.
Liquid: yes you were.
Snake: ok I admit it, but she promised me a stripsearch on her.
Solidus: well, that's Snake, he's the inferior one.
Liquid: that's true.
Snake: hey don't be mean.
Liquid: oh! Look at the time it's time for intermission.
Intermission:............................................................... ............................................................................ ......................................
Snake:*burping* those Jack Daniels
Liquid: you should have saved some.
Solidus: yeah!
Snake: sorry, heh heh*grins*
Liquid: then what??
Snake: I'm going to the nearest big american city to buy a huge amount of Jack Daniels.
Liquid: well nothing better to do right now, then i'm coming to!
Solidus: hmmm, Naomi*smiles evilly*
Liquid: Solidus!!
Solidus: what??
Snake: Liquid and me is going to the nearest big american city to buy a huge amount of Jack Daniels, wanna come??
Solidus: suure..
Liquid: you know what this means
Snake, Liquid, Solidus: ROADTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Next issue