Disclaimer: I do own a couple of mgs, mgs2 figures...
Chap 3: Dude, where's my USP?
Snake:*burping* those Jack Daniels
Liquid: you should have saved some.
Solidus: yeah!
Snake: sorry, heh heh*grins*
Liquid: then what??
Snake: I'm going to the nearest big american city to buy a huge amount of Jack Daniels.
Liquid: well nothing better to do right now, then i'm coming to!
Solidus: hmmm, Naomi*smiles evilly*
Liquid: Solidus!!
Solidus: what??
Snake: Liquid and me is going to the nearest big american city to buy a huge amount of Jack Daniels, wanna come??
Solidus: suure..
Liquid: you know what this means
Snake, Liquid, Solidus: ROADTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: so which car are we gonna take??
Solidus: ain't got one.
Liquid: me neither.
Snake: I got a car out the back.
Solidus: goood we'll take that...
Liquid: let's go!
*Snake and co. Walks to the back alley*
Snake: there it is my beauty!*looking really smug*
Solidus:*looking really doubtfull* eh, Snake that's a....
Liquid: you are aware that it is a M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank,
Designed and built for the rigors of modern-day ground warfare.
M1A1 includes many features, which enhance it's deadly and defensive capabilities: Battlefield Override, NBC (nuclear biolgical chemical) Overpressure System, Position Location Reporting Systems and Deep Water Fording Kit.
The 120mm main gun is capable of engagement ranges up to 4 km,
Uses many forms..*taking a pause to breathe* of ammunition and has Hit/kill ratio that eaquals or surpasses any main battle tank class weapon in the world.
Snake: yeah.. Great innit'?
Solidus: what about another car??
Snake: well, Meryl took the Humvee.
Solidus: oh.... Isen't the tank a bit slow??
Snake: no worries I tuned it to 220 miles pr hour..
Liquid: can you do that??
Snake: I can...
Snake: hmm.....
*Snake starts to look through all of his pockets*
Solidus: what is it Snake?
Snake: Dude, where's my USP?
Liquid: the 45. Or 9mm.
Snake: the 45......
Liquid: here,*takes out a Desert Eagle* you can borrow this.
Snake: no thanks, I need my USP!
Solidus: can't you just use you'r M9??
Snake: Jesus what if we meet a couple of assassins??
Solidus: true...
Liquid: yeah.. We are not the most popular persons.
Snake: Oh *has his right hand in a pocket* found it!
Solidus: hey I thought of something, did any of you vote for me??
Liquid and Snake: No!
Solidus: why??
Snake: coz' you were a republican.
Solidus: ok.
Liquid: let us go!
Snake: right!
Solidus: hmmm.. Naomi and Rose....*smile evilly*
Liquid: SOLIDUS CUT IT!!!!
Solidus: what??
*all enter the tank, there's a mini bar, sofa, TV, kithen, Spaceport, Raiden, Otacon and those you dices you can hang in front*
Liquid: will you look at the time!
Snake: no..
Liquid: it is time for intermission.
Intermission:......A............R.......T.......O.......T.......P.......S... ....I............U.........R........E.........L.......
*the tanks is driving on a highway, inside Liquid, Snake and Solidus is sitting talking.*
Liquid: hey Snake what's that red box
Snake: *looks at the red box* oh that! That is just in case..*move's his eye brows and smiles*
Liquid: can I see?? *reaching for the box*
Snake: No! *stops Liquid*
Liquid: all right, all right.
Solidus: eh, if I'm here and you two are here who's driving??
Snake: Otacon is.
Solidus: oh......
I think It's time to say:
To be continued
Next issue
Chap 3: Dude, where's my USP?
Snake:*burping* those Jack Daniels
Liquid: you should have saved some.
Solidus: yeah!
Snake: sorry, heh heh*grins*
Liquid: then what??
Snake: I'm going to the nearest big american city to buy a huge amount of Jack Daniels.
Liquid: well nothing better to do right now, then i'm coming to!
Solidus: hmmm, Naomi*smiles evilly*
Liquid: Solidus!!
Solidus: what??
Snake: Liquid and me is going to the nearest big american city to buy a huge amount of Jack Daniels, wanna come??
Solidus: suure..
Liquid: you know what this means
Snake, Liquid, Solidus: ROADTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: so which car are we gonna take??
Solidus: ain't got one.
Liquid: me neither.
Snake: I got a car out the back.
Solidus: goood we'll take that...
Liquid: let's go!
*Snake and co. Walks to the back alley*
Snake: there it is my beauty!*looking really smug*
Solidus:*looking really doubtfull* eh, Snake that's a....
Liquid: you are aware that it is a M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank,
Designed and built for the rigors of modern-day ground warfare.
M1A1 includes many features, which enhance it's deadly and defensive capabilities: Battlefield Override, NBC (nuclear biolgical chemical) Overpressure System, Position Location Reporting Systems and Deep Water Fording Kit.
The 120mm main gun is capable of engagement ranges up to 4 km,
Uses many forms..*taking a pause to breathe* of ammunition and has Hit/kill ratio that eaquals or surpasses any main battle tank class weapon in the world.
Snake: yeah.. Great innit'?
Solidus: what about another car??
Snake: well, Meryl took the Humvee.
Solidus: oh.... Isen't the tank a bit slow??
Snake: no worries I tuned it to 220 miles pr hour..
Liquid: can you do that??
Snake: I can...
Snake: hmm.....
*Snake starts to look through all of his pockets*
Solidus: what is it Snake?
Snake: Dude, where's my USP?
Liquid: the 45. Or 9mm.
Snake: the 45......
Liquid: here,*takes out a Desert Eagle* you can borrow this.
Snake: no thanks, I need my USP!
Solidus: can't you just use you'r M9??
Snake: Jesus what if we meet a couple of assassins??
Solidus: true...
Liquid: yeah.. We are not the most popular persons.
Snake: Oh *has his right hand in a pocket* found it!
Solidus: hey I thought of something, did any of you vote for me??
Liquid and Snake: No!
Solidus: why??
Snake: coz' you were a republican.
Solidus: ok.
Liquid: let us go!
Snake: right!
Solidus: hmmm.. Naomi and Rose....*smile evilly*
Liquid: SOLIDUS CUT IT!!!!
Solidus: what??
*all enter the tank, there's a mini bar, sofa, TV, kithen, Spaceport, Raiden, Otacon and those you dices you can hang in front*
Liquid: will you look at the time!
Snake: no..
Liquid: it is time for intermission.
Intermission:......A............R.......T.......O.......T.......P.......S... ....I............U.........R........E.........L.......
*the tanks is driving on a highway, inside Liquid, Snake and Solidus is sitting talking.*
Liquid: hey Snake what's that red box
Snake: *looks at the red box* oh that! That is just in case..*move's his eye brows and smiles*
Liquid: can I see?? *reaching for the box*
Snake: No! *stops Liquid*
Liquid: all right, all right.
Solidus: eh, if I'm here and you two are here who's driving??
Snake: Otacon is.
Solidus: oh......
I think It's time to say:
To be continued
Next issue