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Chapter 3: ummm.. Can I have his Animè??
Snake(the chain smoking one) and his two brothers Solidus(the freaky one) and Liquid(the tea sipping one) is on a roadtrip to get some Jack Daniels for Snake bar The drunken huskie, right now they are all on the highway of P17.
*Snake looks at his cards again*
Snake: got a five, Liquid?
Liquid: go fish, Snake!!
Solidus: I never thought we were good at cards too.
*Snake lights a smoke*
Solidus: come one!! Don't do that!
Snake: hey it's my tank!
Liquid: he has got a point there, Solidus.
*suddenly a bell rings*
Liquid: OH! My tea.
*runs to the mini-kitchen*
Snake: tea...*chuckles* heheh
Liquid: what is wrong with tea??
Solidus: it is so british.
Liquid: I am british!!
Snake: well you have grown up in the U.K. But you are the states.
Liquid: just shut up and let me have my tea in peace!
Solidus and Snake: fine...
*suddenly a strange noise is starting*
Snake: oh damn!
Solidus: what??
Snake: we need to pull over.
Liquid: why?
Snake: we need gasoline.
Solidus: thought you did that before we went.
Snake: forgot.......
Liquid: for love of g...
Solidus: *whacks Liquid on the head* don't talk bad about God!
Liquid: Jesus chri...
*Solidus whack him again*
Liquid: stop that! Stop that!
Snake: we're in luck! There's a gas station on our left!
*the tank stops and Snake, Solidus and Liquid steps out*
Snake: Otacon go get some gas.
*Liquid looks around and sees a electronic store with TV in the window*
Liquid: uhhh Pokèmon!
*Liquid walks to the store*
*Solidus goes in to the gas station shop and looks at porn mags*
Solidus: uhhh porn!
*Solidus starts to read XXX porn Deluxe feat. Naomi!*
*Snake goes to the clerk*
Snake: give' me some cigs.
Clerk: any kind in particular??
Snake: Lucky strikers please.
Clerk: sorry sold out, after MGS and MGS2 the demand became sky high
Snake: damn! What about Prince?
Clerk: no
Snake: Look??
Clerk: na'ah*shakes his head*
Snake: how about Marlboro!!!!?*Snake begins to have a desparate look in his face*
Clerk: no
Snake: for the of go..
*Solidus whacks him*
Snake: do you at least have any kind of nicotine????!!!
Clerk: how about Nicotine gum?
Snake: yes! Give me!!!!!
*clerk give the gum*
Clerk: that'll be 17,50
Snake: here!*give's him the money*
*Snake opens the package and begins to chew all the gum in the package*
Snake: 'ore!
*after ten minutes or so Solidus and Snake walks to the tank to find it missing. Snake (still chewing Nicotine gum) get's a codec call*
Snake: 'his is sh'nake w'hat
Man on codec: I have your friends and your tank in my possesion, if my demands are not met blondy and mr.Animè is dead starting with blondie.
Snake: oh do you mean Raiden, shoot the bastard!
Man on codec: oh ok, *walks of the codec and you hear a gunshot* done.
Snake: thanks, man.
Man on codec: what about Otacon??
Snake: oh shoot him too.
Man on codec: what!!!?
Snake: yeah I don't give a damn about that bastard!
Man on codec: not a tenzie wenzie little bit??
Snake: fuck no!
*suddenly Liquid comes to Snake and Solidus*
Solidus: hmmmm...
Liquid: what is it?
*Solidus tells everything to Liquid*
Snake: have you killed him yet??
Man on codec: two secs...
Liquid: umm...Snake, If Otacon dies can I have his Animè??
Snake: sure
Man on codec: what!!??
To be continued..............
Chapter 3: ummm.. Can I have his Animè??
Snake(the chain smoking one) and his two brothers Solidus(the freaky one) and Liquid(the tea sipping one) is on a roadtrip to get some Jack Daniels for Snake bar The drunken huskie, right now they are all on the highway of P17.
*Snake looks at his cards again*
Snake: got a five, Liquid?
Liquid: go fish, Snake!!
Solidus: I never thought we were good at cards too.
*Snake lights a smoke*
Solidus: come one!! Don't do that!
Snake: hey it's my tank!
Liquid: he has got a point there, Solidus.
*suddenly a bell rings*
Liquid: OH! My tea.
*runs to the mini-kitchen*
Snake: tea...*chuckles* heheh
Liquid: what is wrong with tea??
Solidus: it is so british.
Liquid: I am british!!
Snake: well you have grown up in the U.K. But you are the states.
Liquid: just shut up and let me have my tea in peace!
Solidus and Snake: fine...
*suddenly a strange noise is starting*
Snake: oh damn!
Solidus: what??
Snake: we need to pull over.
Liquid: why?
Snake: we need gasoline.
Solidus: thought you did that before we went.
Snake: forgot.......
Liquid: for love of g...
Solidus: *whacks Liquid on the head* don't talk bad about God!
Liquid: Jesus chri...
*Solidus whack him again*
Liquid: stop that! Stop that!
Snake: we're in luck! There's a gas station on our left!
*the tank stops and Snake, Solidus and Liquid steps out*
Snake: Otacon go get some gas.
*Liquid looks around and sees a electronic store with TV in the window*
Liquid: uhhh Pokèmon!
*Liquid walks to the store*
*Solidus goes in to the gas station shop and looks at porn mags*
Solidus: uhhh porn!
*Solidus starts to read XXX porn Deluxe feat. Naomi!*
*Snake goes to the clerk*
Snake: give' me some cigs.
Clerk: any kind in particular??
Snake: Lucky strikers please.
Clerk: sorry sold out, after MGS and MGS2 the demand became sky high
Snake: damn! What about Prince?
Clerk: no
Snake: Look??
Clerk: na'ah*shakes his head*
Snake: how about Marlboro!!!!?*Snake begins to have a desparate look in his face*
Clerk: no
Snake: for the of go..
*Solidus whacks him*
Snake: do you at least have any kind of nicotine????!!!
Clerk: how about Nicotine gum?
Snake: yes! Give me!!!!!
*clerk give the gum*
Clerk: that'll be 17,50
Snake: here!*give's him the money*
*Snake opens the package and begins to chew all the gum in the package*
Snake: 'ore!
*after ten minutes or so Solidus and Snake walks to the tank to find it missing. Snake (still chewing Nicotine gum) get's a codec call*
Snake: 'his is sh'nake w'hat
Man on codec: I have your friends and your tank in my possesion, if my demands are not met blondy and mr.Animè is dead starting with blondie.
Snake: oh do you mean Raiden, shoot the bastard!
Man on codec: oh ok, *walks of the codec and you hear a gunshot* done.
Snake: thanks, man.
Man on codec: what about Otacon??
Snake: oh shoot him too.
Man on codec: what!!!?
Snake: yeah I don't give a damn about that bastard!
Man on codec: not a tenzie wenzie little bit??
Snake: fuck no!
*suddenly Liquid comes to Snake and Solidus*
Solidus: hmmmm...
Liquid: what is it?
*Solidus tells everything to Liquid*
Snake: have you killed him yet??
Man on codec: two secs...
Liquid: umm...Snake, If Otacon dies can I have his Animè??
Snake: sure
Man on codec: what!!??
To be continued..............