DISCLAIMER & AUTHOR'S NOTE: I do not own NeoPets. I never have, never will...and that's
probably a good thing. All of the characters here, however, are fictional creations of my
imagination, so there's no point in trying to look them up. They don't exist.
CHAPTER ONE
The Renegades of Neopia. That's what they call us. We're not bad Neopians...we're
just misguided, bored, unwanted, misunderstood, or irresponsible, depending on our
situation. Some of us are pets who have been "deemed inappropriate for NeoPets"
for whatever reason. Others are owners who have had their accounts frozen or been put,
sometimes publicly, to shame. I s'pose I should be clearer. "The Renegades of Neopia"
does not encompass every pervert who has been frozen for giving their pets sick names,
every con artist who has tricked innocent people, every hacker who has ruined someone
else's account, or every NeoPet who's ever lied, cheated, or stole. Just some of us;
just the ones who are either remorseful and want to try being good for a change or
the ones who are consistently so much trouble that NeoPets has decided to give them
something important to do in the hopes that responsibility will make them want to
change their ways.
I am a faerie Usul who is proud to say that she is of the second variety. They can take the girl
out of the jail, but they can't take the jail out of the girl. My name is Masturbating_Bitch.
The very reason I was decided to be "inappropriate", and my owner's fault. Not that I haven't
done enough cheating and scamming to deserve this, but they could have at least punished me
for cheating and scamming, not because my owner's sense of humor was fucked up. Oh, well. The
name does fit. I do masturbate, and I am a bitch.
I say "was" when I refer to my owner because I don't know what happened to her. They froze
her account shortly after I was dubbed "inappropriate". I hope it wasn't anything too terrible -
my owner wasn't a bad gal. Like I said already, her sense of humor was fucked up. That doesn't
make a criminal, people. She just had too much time on her hands. But I s'pose I'd better explain
to you this whole Renegades of Neopia deal, huh? Well, we're here to help keep Neopia free of
evil. We help to prove we deserve a second chance. Personally, I don't give a shit what happens
to Neopia and I don't care how the rest of Neopia judges me. I just want a normal life again -
as normal as my life ever was, at least. There's all kinds of people and NeoPets around here.
Sometimes they have us work in teams. They -always- have me work with someone. They say it's
'cause they believe I "function better in a cooperative effort". Bullshit. I say it's 'cause
they don't trust me to do anything by myself. I, quite frankly, don't blame them.
Until now, I've never been given an assigment of any real importance. But they finally
got around to forcing me to put my life on the line for the sake of what small amount of freedom
exists in Neopia. It's a team effort, of course. I wouldn't expect them to ever let me do anything
on my own.
Not that I dispute their decision. This is the kind of thing that just -has- to be a team
effort because it's too big for one or two or three to take on by their little fucking selves.
The only decision I dispute is the one that I should be a part of this.
probably a good thing. All of the characters here, however, are fictional creations of my
imagination, so there's no point in trying to look them up. They don't exist.
CHAPTER ONE
The Renegades of Neopia. That's what they call us. We're not bad Neopians...we're
just misguided, bored, unwanted, misunderstood, or irresponsible, depending on our
situation. Some of us are pets who have been "deemed inappropriate for NeoPets"
for whatever reason. Others are owners who have had their accounts frozen or been put,
sometimes publicly, to shame. I s'pose I should be clearer. "The Renegades of Neopia"
does not encompass every pervert who has been frozen for giving their pets sick names,
every con artist who has tricked innocent people, every hacker who has ruined someone
else's account, or every NeoPet who's ever lied, cheated, or stole. Just some of us;
just the ones who are either remorseful and want to try being good for a change or
the ones who are consistently so much trouble that NeoPets has decided to give them
something important to do in the hopes that responsibility will make them want to
change their ways.
I am a faerie Usul who is proud to say that she is of the second variety. They can take the girl
out of the jail, but they can't take the jail out of the girl. My name is Masturbating_Bitch.
The very reason I was decided to be "inappropriate", and my owner's fault. Not that I haven't
done enough cheating and scamming to deserve this, but they could have at least punished me
for cheating and scamming, not because my owner's sense of humor was fucked up. Oh, well. The
name does fit. I do masturbate, and I am a bitch.
I say "was" when I refer to my owner because I don't know what happened to her. They froze
her account shortly after I was dubbed "inappropriate". I hope it wasn't anything too terrible -
my owner wasn't a bad gal. Like I said already, her sense of humor was fucked up. That doesn't
make a criminal, people. She just had too much time on her hands. But I s'pose I'd better explain
to you this whole Renegades of Neopia deal, huh? Well, we're here to help keep Neopia free of
evil. We help to prove we deserve a second chance. Personally, I don't give a shit what happens
to Neopia and I don't care how the rest of Neopia judges me. I just want a normal life again -
as normal as my life ever was, at least. There's all kinds of people and NeoPets around here.
Sometimes they have us work in teams. They -always- have me work with someone. They say it's
'cause they believe I "function better in a cooperative effort". Bullshit. I say it's 'cause
they don't trust me to do anything by myself. I, quite frankly, don't blame them.
Until now, I've never been given an assigment of any real importance. But they finally
got around to forcing me to put my life on the line for the sake of what small amount of freedom
exists in Neopia. It's a team effort, of course. I wouldn't expect them to ever let me do anything
on my own.
Not that I dispute their decision. This is the kind of thing that just -has- to be a team
effort because it's too big for one or two or three to take on by their little fucking selves.
The only decision I dispute is the one that I should be a part of this.