Disclaimer-I don't own Tenchi Muyo or DBZ yet. I'm looking for the dragonballs so that I can own both. But until then, I don't own DBZ or Tenchi Muyo.

"Can I hack into some recent hospital files?! Really Tenchi, you're insulting me! I'm the greatest scientific genius in the entire universe and you're asking me if I can hack into some primitive files?! I can find information about him with just a picture of him!" Washu said, her computer appearing. Tenchi, Ryoko, and Ayeka sighed. After five minutes Washu frowned.

"What's wrong Little Washu?" Tenchi asked. "I can't find anything about this baby, old or recent, and I'm scanning universal-wide." Washu replied. The baby stared curiously at her, then yawned. "It's like this baby just suddenly popped into existence, but I find no disturbance in dimensions." Washu continued. The baby looked up at Tenchi.

"Ga-kuh." The baby said. Tenchi raised an eyebrow. "Ga-kuh." The baby seemed to insist in baby language. "Ga kuh?" Tenchi repeated, frowning in confusion. "Maybe he's trying to say 'Goku'." Washu suggested. The baby laughed and clapped his hands.

"He likes the name!" Tenchi said. "All right then, Goku it is." Ryoko said. The baby smiled and fell asleep.

***

Two hours later, Goku woke up and began crying. "Ayeka, I think Goku needs his diaper changed. I'm too busy. Could you do it?" Sasami called from the kitchen. "Alright." Ayeka sighed. She grabbed a clean diaper and unwrapped the blanket.

***

Sasami heard a scream from the living room. "Ayeka?! Ayeka?!" Sasami yelled frantically, running into the living room. Ayeka was standing about a foot away from Goku. "What's wrong?" Sasami asked.

"Goku has a-a-a tail! Just like that demon woman!" Ayeka yelled. "So?" Sasami asked. "So having a tail isn't normal!" Ayeka yelled. Sasami sighed.

Author's Note-So how was that? Please R&R! I'll update very soon. See you soon! Ja ne!

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