-=Today's episode begins with the same opening as Episode 1 because Brad and I are highly unoriginal=-
Cait Sith: It's time once again fer Gabbin' wit' Gau! Da' only talk show dat trades yer teeth fer money as ya' sleep! An' now widdout furder ado... HEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE'S GAU!
-=Gau hops out and hollers "GAUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" with the audience=-
Gau: -=waves to everyone, then clasps his hands together, beaming happily=- Gau want to thank all those who watch his show and keep it running for 'nother season!
Cait Sith: -=scratching behind his right ear=- Yeh! Heaven knows we really needed a lotta' ratings ta make up fer destroyin' da set on our pilot episode!
Sephiroth: -=rubs his hands and cackles evilly=- We shall see about that, my furry little friend... heh heh... -=everybody stares at him=- ... I should probably stop speaking my mind outloud... -=gets smashed by fruit=-
MoogleMuffins: -=holding a bucket of fruit as Cait Sith tosses it at Sephiroth=- Nice shot, Cait...
Cait Sith: Yeh, t'anks dere, buddy -=proud smile=-
Gau: -=hops into his desk chair and spins around in circles=- Soooo... what guests we have tonight, KittyMan? -=hopeful smile=- Gau hoping we have nice lady-guests wit big jugs!
MoogleMuffins: Nope... Tonight we got Reeve an' Kimahri...
Cait Sith: Yep. Skinny nerdy guy wit' a bad goatee an' a big buff cat guy... -=suddenly glares at the audience with a very evil glow in his eyes=- An' dis ain't no cat yaoi eitha', so back off ya' perverts!!! -=grins adorably again=-
Gau: -=drinking some water, then does a spit-take=- What? No pretty ladies? -=bangs his fist on the desk and looks accusingly at MoogleMuffins=- This last time Gau let Big Marshmallow book guests!
MoogleMuffins: -=folds his arms and huffs=- Moogle do his best and this the thanks he gets?
Cait Sith: ... am I 'da only guy on 'dis show that ain't speakin' in the thoid person?
Sephiroth: No! I'm speaking in the first person AND my grammar is perfectly correct, unlike yours, you filthy, flea-bitten stuffed doll... -=Lucca from Chrono Trigger clocks Sephiroth with that little mallet of hers=-
Cait Sith: ... -=blink=- Whateva'... anyway, here's our foist guest. He's big, he's bad, he's blue... -=puts his megaphone up to his mouth and squeals loudly=- Kimmmmaaaaahriiiiii!!! ^_^
-=various female audience members squeal as Kimahri walks in. He is a blue cat-like creature with a broken horn on his forehead, VERY muscular and tall, and dresses in only a few belt-strap things and a loin-cloth... Queen Brahne faints=-
Kimahri: -=stands next to his chair, arms folded=- Kimahri happy to be here...
Cait Sith: -=blinks at Kimahri=- ... him too?
Gau: -=big friendly smile=- Gau happy to have Kimahri here! -=shifts his eyes and mumbles under his breath=- But Gau be happier if Kimahri were woman with big, bouncy, veluptuous--
MoogleMuffins: O_O -=quickly interrupts Gau, speaking very loudly and nervously=- AHEM! KIMAHRI TALK ABOUT SELF!!!
Kimahri: Kimahri is Ronso from Sacred Mountain Gagazet...
Gau: Gagazet... sound like candy bar!
Cait Sith: Uh... yeh... So, what's wit' da' broken horn on yer head, big fellah? Dja' lose a fight wit' a lawnmower or sumthin?
Kimahri: ... Kimahri challenge rivals, Biran and Yenke, to fight when Kimahri young. I no admit defeat, so Biran angry, break Kimahri's horn. That why Kimahri left Gagazat... too much shame.
Cait Sith: -=suddenly pulls out a chalkboard and desperately tries to diagram the sentences=- THE GRAMMAR! THE HORRIBLE GRAMMAR! -=grabs his head with both paws and screams pathetically=-
Gau: KittyMan, Big Marshmallow, and Kimahri all wear no pants! Explain lack of trousers to Gau!
Freya: -=from the audience=- He's just fine without 'em! -=whistles=-
Fratley: Freya! I thought what we had was SPECIALLLLL!!! -=runs out crying like a baby=-
Kimahri: -=blink=- Ancient tribe rule say Kimahri must wear tribal uniform, which not include "trousers"...
-=long pause, crickets chirp=-
Kimahri: ... plus, rub fur wrong way.
Gau: Hmm... Gau wonder... pantlessness more comfortable than wearing pants?
Cait Sith: O O; NO! -=tail puffed out in fear=-
MoogleMuffins: Don't even THINK about it!
Gau: ... -=raises an eyebrow=- Gau just wondering. Gau not making any life decisions here!
Kimahri: -=sweatdrop=- No pants only good for demihumans...
Cait Sith: And people wit' nothin' ta cover!
MoogleMuffins: -=poses proudly with Cait Sith=- Freeeee and easy!
Cait Sith: -=shakes his fist in the air=- RIGHT ON!
Gau: Kimahri look very strong! Kimahri have any secrets to make KittyMan look buff too? -=points to Cait Sith, who stares blankly (somewhat wall-eyed) with his tongue hanging out=-
Kimahri: -=snicker=- Cait Sith too PUNY to ever look like Kimahri!
Cait Sith: HEY! What was dat, punk? You know, I may be little, but I can crawl ya!
Kimahri: ... Come and get me...
MoogleMuffins: -=grabs Cait Sith by the shoulders=- Cait! Count to 10! Breathe deep!
Cait Sith: Nobody mocks Cait Sith an' gets away with it! -=breaks free of MoogleMuffins' grip, leaps at Kimahri, doing the Xena yell=- YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIII!!!! -=the camera freezes and a commercial starts just before Cait Sith grabs him=-
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-=the screen shows a picture of Pokémon's Misty=-
Voice: -=slightly deep with a light English accent=- Tired of being flat?
Misty: HEY!!!
Voice: Want to look like THIS? -=shows EVERY other animé girl in existance=-
Misty: GRRRR!!!
Voice: You should try new Roquét Enhancement Cream! German scientists all over Japan worked diligently to create this product, then went bowling...
-=James, Jessie, and Meowth appear, all in very very bad scientists get-ups=-
Meowth: -=obviously reading from a cue card=- Dis program really, really woiks... oh yes...
James: -=same=- Yes, why I used to be a mere A cup but look at me now... -=Meowth and Jessie stare in shock at him. James blushes and looks at them=- ... oh wait, that's Jessie's line isn't it?
Jessie: -=sigh=- But dont' take our word for it... listen to our satisfied customers...
Marlene from FF7: -=5 times as large as Misty=- It worked for me!
Misty: -=cries=-
Celine Jules: I used to be just a common "plain-jane" if you will, darlings... but look at me now! ^_~ I think you can see the effects for yourselves...
Tifa: -=struggling to stand up, then falls over and shakes her fist into the air=- CURSE YOU, ROQUéT ADVERTISING AGENCY!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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-=commercial break ends as Cait Sith is seen leaping at Kimahri=-
Kimahri: ... -=pokes Cait Sith with his fingernail and watches him collapse=-
Cait Sith: Hey! Ya didn't hafta fight doity!
Kimahri: -=sighs=- You are not strong enough, small kitty doll. Kimahri can beat you with small pointy stick.
Cait Sith: Oh yeh? Well jus' you wait 'till I get some spinach, big boy! Den I'll beat the snot outta' you! -=MoogleMuffins grabs Cait Sith. Cait then sounds like the Cowardly Lion=- Lemme at 'im, lemme at 'immmmmmmm!!!
Sephiroth: C'mon Blue-Boy! Tear that stupid little doll apart! Let's see some stuffing!!!
Gau: -=grins excitedly=- GAU BEAT BIG KITTY! -=leaps on Kimahri, pounding at him. Sephiroth laughs like a lunatic (which he is!)=-
Kimahri: ... -=blinkblink=- Little boy not attack Kimahri... Kimahri don't hit children
Gau: Gau not child! Gau MAN!!
Sephiroth: ... -=bursts out laughing=- BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH THAT'S RICH!
MoogleMuffins: ... Gau only 13...
Cait Sith: Yeah, Gau, I hardly t'ink dat counts fer an adult
Gau: Fine... 'den Gau is TEENAGER!
Kimahri: -=sighs, picks Gau up (kicking and screaming), and places him back in his desk=- ... Kimahri can go now, yes?
Cait Sith: Yeah, sure... -=rolls his eyes=-
Sephiroth: -=throws a tomato at Gau, but misses and hits Kimahri with it=- o o; whoops...
Kimahri: -=glares at Sephiroth=- Woman-haired man attack Kimahri! -=yoinks out his spear and leaps at Sephiroth=-
Sephiroth: O O; -=hops up on one leg, holds his arms up, squeals like a little girl, and runs out of the studio; pursued by Kimahri while the Benny Hill theme plays=-
Gau: KITTY BEAT DOWN SEPHY!! SMACK-DOWN! OH YEAH!
Cait Sith: -=sighs and shakes his head=- Well anyway... our next guest is a very close-friend o' me and MoogleMuffins. Ladies an' Germs, it's da pure-hearted, upstandin' member o' ShinRa Inc. wit' a really bad goatee... My dad...
MoogleMuffins: an' mine!
Cait Sith: REEEEEEEEEVE! ^_^
Reeve: -=walks out in his usual midnight blue suit and, of course, with his dark goatee, as everyone claps=- Actually, I DO have a first name, Cait Sith... it's...
Cait Sith: Take a seat, pop!
Gau: -=staring thoughtfully at Reeve=- ... howcome Mr. Goatee look nothing like Kittyman and Big Marshmallow if he their dad?
Reeve: -=sweatdrop=- The term "dad" isn't very appropriate... I'm his "creator"...
Cait Sith: -=stands up and holds his hands into the air triumphantly=- I'm alive, I tell you! ALIVE!!
Reeve: Yyyeah, see, I found them in a gift shop during a visit to Gold Saucer and I figured they'd offer a great way for me to help Cloud and his friends save the world...
MoogleMuffins: ...and spy on 'em...
Reeve: ... -=darts his eyes around, then grins very nervously=- let's not mention that on public televison, okay? So anyway, using my knowledge of technology and a little bit of magic, I brought them to life...
Cait Sith: -=weeps=- I was alive from da begginin'! Look, I even gotta heart! -=opens a small spot on his chest, revealing gears and bolts=- ALIVE I SAY!!
Reeve: -=rubs his forehead=- Cait, please...
Gau: So Mr. Goatee work with toys, huh? ^_^ Mr. Goatee bring fun toys for Gau?
Reeve: ... -=looks over at Cait Sith and shrugs=- Cait Sith is a toy...
Cait Sith: -=goes into mental breakdown=- MY OWN FATHER DENIES MY EXISTANCE!! -=hops in Reeve's lap and grabs his collar, shaking him around a bit=- I'm a real cat, Daddy! A REAL CAT!!! -=cries=-
MoogleMuffins: -=shakes his head=- Pinocchio Syndrome...
Reeve: -=shakes his head=- You're a doll, Cait...
Cait Sith: -=hops down on the floor=- Dat's it! I'll prove it to you! I'll prove to you all dat I'm a REAL CAT! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! -=everyone blinks as Cait Sith runs out of the room=-
Reeve: What the--?
Gau: ...
Sephiroth: We saw the gears in your chest, you stupid dumb cat!!
Kimahri: THERE you are, womanly man!! -=chases after him again=-
Sephiroth: MEEP! -=flees=-
Setzer: -=runs in, quite angry=- HEY GAU! Your stupid cat friend just ran into my airship, puked all over the carpet, and tore the furniture to ribbons! What are you going to do about it?
Cait Sith: -=returns and stands triumphantly=- HAHA! I have proved my true cat-ness!
Setzer: COME HERE YOU LITTLE---
Cait Sith: YOIKS! -=runs off, followed by Setzer as the Benny Hill theme starts anew=-
Gau: Oh boy! ^_^ TAG! -=hops up and hits Reeve=- You're it! -=runs off with them=-
Kimahri: -=blinks at the scene=- ... Kimahri must prove catness too! -=runs towards yet another of the many Final Fantasy airships=-
Reeve: -=sighs and shakes his head again=- Is it always like this, MoogleMuffins?
MoogleMuffins: -=sigh=- yep.
-=everything suddenly goes black and we see Cid Highwind, who's been watching this all on TV=-
Cid: What a load of sh-- what the? -=Kimahri leaps into his airship and begins clawing at the drapes=- GET OUTTA' HERE, YA DAMN @#&*# CAT!!
End of Episode 2
Cait Sith: It's time once again fer Gabbin' wit' Gau! Da' only talk show dat trades yer teeth fer money as ya' sleep! An' now widdout furder ado... HEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE'S GAU!
-=Gau hops out and hollers "GAUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" with the audience=-
Gau: -=waves to everyone, then clasps his hands together, beaming happily=- Gau want to thank all those who watch his show and keep it running for 'nother season!
Cait Sith: -=scratching behind his right ear=- Yeh! Heaven knows we really needed a lotta' ratings ta make up fer destroyin' da set on our pilot episode!
Sephiroth: -=rubs his hands and cackles evilly=- We shall see about that, my furry little friend... heh heh... -=everybody stares at him=- ... I should probably stop speaking my mind outloud... -=gets smashed by fruit=-
MoogleMuffins: -=holding a bucket of fruit as Cait Sith tosses it at Sephiroth=- Nice shot, Cait...
Cait Sith: Yeh, t'anks dere, buddy -=proud smile=-
Gau: -=hops into his desk chair and spins around in circles=- Soooo... what guests we have tonight, KittyMan? -=hopeful smile=- Gau hoping we have nice lady-guests wit big jugs!
MoogleMuffins: Nope... Tonight we got Reeve an' Kimahri...
Cait Sith: Yep. Skinny nerdy guy wit' a bad goatee an' a big buff cat guy... -=suddenly glares at the audience with a very evil glow in his eyes=- An' dis ain't no cat yaoi eitha', so back off ya' perverts!!! -=grins adorably again=-
Gau: -=drinking some water, then does a spit-take=- What? No pretty ladies? -=bangs his fist on the desk and looks accusingly at MoogleMuffins=- This last time Gau let Big Marshmallow book guests!
MoogleMuffins: -=folds his arms and huffs=- Moogle do his best and this the thanks he gets?
Cait Sith: ... am I 'da only guy on 'dis show that ain't speakin' in the thoid person?
Sephiroth: No! I'm speaking in the first person AND my grammar is perfectly correct, unlike yours, you filthy, flea-bitten stuffed doll... -=Lucca from Chrono Trigger clocks Sephiroth with that little mallet of hers=-
Cait Sith: ... -=blink=- Whateva'... anyway, here's our foist guest. He's big, he's bad, he's blue... -=puts his megaphone up to his mouth and squeals loudly=- Kimmmmaaaaahriiiiii!!! ^_^
-=various female audience members squeal as Kimahri walks in. He is a blue cat-like creature with a broken horn on his forehead, VERY muscular and tall, and dresses in only a few belt-strap things and a loin-cloth... Queen Brahne faints=-
Kimahri: -=stands next to his chair, arms folded=- Kimahri happy to be here...
Cait Sith: -=blinks at Kimahri=- ... him too?
Gau: -=big friendly smile=- Gau happy to have Kimahri here! -=shifts his eyes and mumbles under his breath=- But Gau be happier if Kimahri were woman with big, bouncy, veluptuous--
MoogleMuffins: O_O -=quickly interrupts Gau, speaking very loudly and nervously=- AHEM! KIMAHRI TALK ABOUT SELF!!!
Kimahri: Kimahri is Ronso from Sacred Mountain Gagazet...
Gau: Gagazet... sound like candy bar!
Cait Sith: Uh... yeh... So, what's wit' da' broken horn on yer head, big fellah? Dja' lose a fight wit' a lawnmower or sumthin?
Kimahri: ... Kimahri challenge rivals, Biran and Yenke, to fight when Kimahri young. I no admit defeat, so Biran angry, break Kimahri's horn. That why Kimahri left Gagazat... too much shame.
Cait Sith: -=suddenly pulls out a chalkboard and desperately tries to diagram the sentences=- THE GRAMMAR! THE HORRIBLE GRAMMAR! -=grabs his head with both paws and screams pathetically=-
Gau: KittyMan, Big Marshmallow, and Kimahri all wear no pants! Explain lack of trousers to Gau!
Freya: -=from the audience=- He's just fine without 'em! -=whistles=-
Fratley: Freya! I thought what we had was SPECIALLLLL!!! -=runs out crying like a baby=-
Kimahri: -=blink=- Ancient tribe rule say Kimahri must wear tribal uniform, which not include "trousers"...
-=long pause, crickets chirp=-
Kimahri: ... plus, rub fur wrong way.
Gau: Hmm... Gau wonder... pantlessness more comfortable than wearing pants?
Cait Sith: O O; NO! -=tail puffed out in fear=-
MoogleMuffins: Don't even THINK about it!
Gau: ... -=raises an eyebrow=- Gau just wondering. Gau not making any life decisions here!
Kimahri: -=sweatdrop=- No pants only good for demihumans...
Cait Sith: And people wit' nothin' ta cover!
MoogleMuffins: -=poses proudly with Cait Sith=- Freeeee and easy!
Cait Sith: -=shakes his fist in the air=- RIGHT ON!
Gau: Kimahri look very strong! Kimahri have any secrets to make KittyMan look buff too? -=points to Cait Sith, who stares blankly (somewhat wall-eyed) with his tongue hanging out=-
Kimahri: -=snicker=- Cait Sith too PUNY to ever look like Kimahri!
Cait Sith: HEY! What was dat, punk? You know, I may be little, but I can crawl ya!
Kimahri: ... Come and get me...
MoogleMuffins: -=grabs Cait Sith by the shoulders=- Cait! Count to 10! Breathe deep!
Cait Sith: Nobody mocks Cait Sith an' gets away with it! -=breaks free of MoogleMuffins' grip, leaps at Kimahri, doing the Xena yell=- YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIII!!!! -=the camera freezes and a commercial starts just before Cait Sith grabs him=-
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-=the screen shows a picture of Pokémon's Misty=-
Voice: -=slightly deep with a light English accent=- Tired of being flat?
Misty: HEY!!!
Voice: Want to look like THIS? -=shows EVERY other animé girl in existance=-
Misty: GRRRR!!!
Voice: You should try new Roquét Enhancement Cream! German scientists all over Japan worked diligently to create this product, then went bowling...
-=James, Jessie, and Meowth appear, all in very very bad scientists get-ups=-
Meowth: -=obviously reading from a cue card=- Dis program really, really woiks... oh yes...
James: -=same=- Yes, why I used to be a mere A cup but look at me now... -=Meowth and Jessie stare in shock at him. James blushes and looks at them=- ... oh wait, that's Jessie's line isn't it?
Jessie: -=sigh=- But dont' take our word for it... listen to our satisfied customers...
Marlene from FF7: -=5 times as large as Misty=- It worked for me!
Misty: -=cries=-
Celine Jules: I used to be just a common "plain-jane" if you will, darlings... but look at me now! ^_~ I think you can see the effects for yourselves...
Tifa: -=struggling to stand up, then falls over and shakes her fist into the air=- CURSE YOU, ROQUéT ADVERTISING AGENCY!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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-=commercial break ends as Cait Sith is seen leaping at Kimahri=-
Kimahri: ... -=pokes Cait Sith with his fingernail and watches him collapse=-
Cait Sith: Hey! Ya didn't hafta fight doity!
Kimahri: -=sighs=- You are not strong enough, small kitty doll. Kimahri can beat you with small pointy stick.
Cait Sith: Oh yeh? Well jus' you wait 'till I get some spinach, big boy! Den I'll beat the snot outta' you! -=MoogleMuffins grabs Cait Sith. Cait then sounds like the Cowardly Lion=- Lemme at 'im, lemme at 'immmmmmmm!!!
Sephiroth: C'mon Blue-Boy! Tear that stupid little doll apart! Let's see some stuffing!!!
Gau: -=grins excitedly=- GAU BEAT BIG KITTY! -=leaps on Kimahri, pounding at him. Sephiroth laughs like a lunatic (which he is!)=-
Kimahri: ... -=blinkblink=- Little boy not attack Kimahri... Kimahri don't hit children
Gau: Gau not child! Gau MAN!!
Sephiroth: ... -=bursts out laughing=- BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH THAT'S RICH!
MoogleMuffins: ... Gau only 13...
Cait Sith: Yeah, Gau, I hardly t'ink dat counts fer an adult
Gau: Fine... 'den Gau is TEENAGER!
Kimahri: -=sighs, picks Gau up (kicking and screaming), and places him back in his desk=- ... Kimahri can go now, yes?
Cait Sith: Yeah, sure... -=rolls his eyes=-
Sephiroth: -=throws a tomato at Gau, but misses and hits Kimahri with it=- o o; whoops...
Kimahri: -=glares at Sephiroth=- Woman-haired man attack Kimahri! -=yoinks out his spear and leaps at Sephiroth=-
Sephiroth: O O; -=hops up on one leg, holds his arms up, squeals like a little girl, and runs out of the studio; pursued by Kimahri while the Benny Hill theme plays=-
Gau: KITTY BEAT DOWN SEPHY!! SMACK-DOWN! OH YEAH!
Cait Sith: -=sighs and shakes his head=- Well anyway... our next guest is a very close-friend o' me and MoogleMuffins. Ladies an' Germs, it's da pure-hearted, upstandin' member o' ShinRa Inc. wit' a really bad goatee... My dad...
MoogleMuffins: an' mine!
Cait Sith: REEEEEEEEEVE! ^_^
Reeve: -=walks out in his usual midnight blue suit and, of course, with his dark goatee, as everyone claps=- Actually, I DO have a first name, Cait Sith... it's...
Cait Sith: Take a seat, pop!
Gau: -=staring thoughtfully at Reeve=- ... howcome Mr. Goatee look nothing like Kittyman and Big Marshmallow if he their dad?
Reeve: -=sweatdrop=- The term "dad" isn't very appropriate... I'm his "creator"...
Cait Sith: -=stands up and holds his hands into the air triumphantly=- I'm alive, I tell you! ALIVE!!
Reeve: Yyyeah, see, I found them in a gift shop during a visit to Gold Saucer and I figured they'd offer a great way for me to help Cloud and his friends save the world...
MoogleMuffins: ...and spy on 'em...
Reeve: ... -=darts his eyes around, then grins very nervously=- let's not mention that on public televison, okay? So anyway, using my knowledge of technology and a little bit of magic, I brought them to life...
Cait Sith: -=weeps=- I was alive from da begginin'! Look, I even gotta heart! -=opens a small spot on his chest, revealing gears and bolts=- ALIVE I SAY!!
Reeve: -=rubs his forehead=- Cait, please...
Gau: So Mr. Goatee work with toys, huh? ^_^ Mr. Goatee bring fun toys for Gau?
Reeve: ... -=looks over at Cait Sith and shrugs=- Cait Sith is a toy...
Cait Sith: -=goes into mental breakdown=- MY OWN FATHER DENIES MY EXISTANCE!! -=hops in Reeve's lap and grabs his collar, shaking him around a bit=- I'm a real cat, Daddy! A REAL CAT!!! -=cries=-
MoogleMuffins: -=shakes his head=- Pinocchio Syndrome...
Reeve: -=shakes his head=- You're a doll, Cait...
Cait Sith: -=hops down on the floor=- Dat's it! I'll prove it to you! I'll prove to you all dat I'm a REAL CAT! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! -=everyone blinks as Cait Sith runs out of the room=-
Reeve: What the--?
Gau: ...
Sephiroth: We saw the gears in your chest, you stupid dumb cat!!
Kimahri: THERE you are, womanly man!! -=chases after him again=-
Sephiroth: MEEP! -=flees=-
Setzer: -=runs in, quite angry=- HEY GAU! Your stupid cat friend just ran into my airship, puked all over the carpet, and tore the furniture to ribbons! What are you going to do about it?
Cait Sith: -=returns and stands triumphantly=- HAHA! I have proved my true cat-ness!
Setzer: COME HERE YOU LITTLE---
Cait Sith: YOIKS! -=runs off, followed by Setzer as the Benny Hill theme starts anew=-
Gau: Oh boy! ^_^ TAG! -=hops up and hits Reeve=- You're it! -=runs off with them=-
Kimahri: -=blinks at the scene=- ... Kimahri must prove catness too! -=runs towards yet another of the many Final Fantasy airships=-
Reeve: -=sighs and shakes his head again=- Is it always like this, MoogleMuffins?
MoogleMuffins: -=sigh=- yep.
-=everything suddenly goes black and we see Cid Highwind, who's been watching this all on TV=-
Cid: What a load of sh-- what the? -=Kimahri leaps into his airship and begins clawing at the drapes=- GET OUTTA' HERE, YA DAMN @#&*# CAT!!
End of Episode 2