Dragon Ball Ed
A DragonBallZ/Ed Edd & Eddy crossover
DoubleA's first fanfic.
CHAPTER 2:
ANNOUNCER: Previously, on Drragon Balll Ed! After picking up the energy of the sinister Android 478, the Z warriors took it upon themselves to stop this monster. But the android had already been found: by Eddy! As he attempted to cash in of it, 478 came to life! The Z fighters fought valianly but had to go back for some senzu beans. 478 seized the Eds and has them hostage. And when all looked lost for the Eds, it got even worse.
EDDY: Kankers!
ANNOUNCER: The arrival of the Kanker Sisters has spelled doom for the Eds. Can they be saved? Find out today, on Dragon! Ball! ED!
EDD: Oh my god its the Kankers!
(Edd notices a wire on 478.)
EDD: Wow! The antiprotonical excrabulationalizers are imbalanced in contrast to the anatomiclasial defroblulationilizationalizers! Intriguing.
EDDY: This isn't the time, Double-D!
LEE KANKER: I said, let our boyfriends go!
478: What, are you their protectors?
LEE: Yeah.
(478 cracks up.)
MAY KANKER: That's funny, huh?
MARIE KANKER: Take this!
(Marie whaps 478 over the head with a pipe.)
MARIE: I saw this on infomercials!
478 has a hole in his head. You can see the circuitry.
ROLF: Hmm? This is no sausage!
JOHNNY: Told you so!
ROLF: Wilfred you incompetent fermigputen!
(Wilfred's cheeks turn red.)
(Marie hits 478 again. 478 drops Eds.)
EDDY: Wow. The Kankers actually did something good for us.
ED: Can I have some sausage?
MAY: Aren't you gonna thank us?
LEE: Give us a little kiss?
MARIE: Join us in watching the infomercial marathon?
EDD: Oh, the irony.
ED: Will you give us some sausage? I like mine with gravy!
EDDY (dryly): And some buttered toast on the side?
ED: Yup! And maybe some rubber bands!
EDD: Ed, you can't ingest rubber bands.
ED: Yeah you can. They can make a fine casserole when mixed with a pinch of pepper and oregano, and topped with breadcrumbs,
EVERYONE ELSE:...
KANKERS: Let's kiss 'em!
(Z fighters return and land in front of Kankers. Kankers are suprised and run off.)
GOKU: Now, let's see what we can do!
VEGETA: You said that last time, Kakarot, and look what happened to us.
GOKU: Damn!
478: Let me just beat you up.
(All the cul de sac kids are watching.)
JIMMY: Oh, the inhumanity! Oh, the humanity!
EDD: Pardon my interruption, but inhumanity and humanity cannot coexist at the same time as they would create a paradox such that...
ED: A pair of ducks? Cool!
SARAH: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! CAN'T YOU SEE JIMMY'S SCARED?
JIMMY: I'm scared!
JOHNNY: Wow, did you see that, Plank? I didn't even know you could do that!
PLANK:
JOHNNY: Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess the energy flux field considered by the impluxuation times the radius of pq squared could consitute an energy blast. But you sound like Double-D.
PLANK:
JOHNNY: I'm sorry Plank! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
ROLF: Yes! Haha! Fight, Sausage Imposters! Let me bake you a cockroch pie afterwards!
KEVIN: Hey DORKS!
(Eds all look at Kevin, who snickers.)
KEVIN: Wanna make some money?
EDDY: (Drools.)
KEVIN: If you fight that android, I'll give you 35 cents!
EDDY: (Continues drooling)
ROLF: Vertically-Challenged Ed-Boy's saliva makes a fine broth!
KEVIN: Enough already, Rolf. Go on, Eddy!
EDDY: Um, okay. Mr. Robot! Over here!
(478 looks at Eddy)
478: I thought you had enough of me, but I guess I'm wrong!
(Eddy picks up Ed)
NAZZ: Eddy's so brave.
(Eddy rams 478 with Ed.)
ED: I think the sausage went bad.
ROLF: How many times must I tell you, large-footed Ed-Boy? THIS IS NO SAUSAGE! THESE ARE A BAND OF IMPOSTERS! GET WITH THE PRODUCTION!
KEVIN: I think it's "program," Rolf.
EDD: Eddy! You shouldn't use Ed as a bludgeon! It's inhumane!
JIMMY: Yeah! Oh, the inhumanity!
NAZZ: Look out!
(478 shoots an energy blast at Eddy. They dodge it.)
TRUNKS: AAAAAAAAHH!
(Trunks hits 478 with his sword.)
ROLF: Impressive effort, Purple-Haired Swimsuit One. But even your grand knife will not destroy this fake sausage.
EVERYONE: SHUT UP! WE ARE NOT SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROLF: Rolf offers his apolgies.
(Everyone resumes fighting)
GOKU: I think it's time we give it a little more.
(All saiyans go super saiyan.)
478: WHAT!?
GOHAN: Oh, come on! We've beat like twenty people now by going Super Saiyan. Stop acting all suprised.
478: OK, I mean, Wow, you've changed your hair. What good will that do you?
GOHAN: Oh, come on! Everyone we beat so far acted like all overconfident when we go super saiyan. You get beaten anyway!
478: Geez, then. Good, now you're a Super Saiyan. Now I can show my true strength.
GOHAN: That's what Freiza said and look what happened to him.
478: ALRIGHT, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOKU: Now, let's just see what you can do!
PICCOLO: We told you not to say that, moron!
(Piccolo hits Goku on the head.)
JIMMY: Oh, the inhumanity!
PLANK:
JOHNNY: Beats me, Plank! I don't know who Freiza is, either!
ROLF: Fermigshpeginfugen!
EDDY: CASH CASH CASH! I can see it now! We set these guys up in an arena and charge the pigeons admission to watch them duke it out!
EDD: Eddy, that's morally wrong, period.
ED: Pigeons are like chickens! And I love chickens!
EDD: Actually, there is a major difference in the bone structures in the upper tubiloscopy between a pigeon and a chicken, although-
EDDY: Shut up.
LEE KANKER: We're watching Infomercials!
MAY KANKER: No! Fishbowl 4 is on!
MARIE KANKER: NAIL AND HAMMER TV I CALLED IT!
478: SHUT UP!
(478 begins to glow.)
ANNOUNCER: What is this strange transformation that Android 478 is undergoing? Will even the Super Saiyan Z fighters be able to handle it?
GOHAN: Of course we will, we are the Z fighters!
ANNOUNCER: Shut up, Gohan. Anyway, will even the Super Saiyan Z fighters be able to handle him? Who really IS the Grand Sausage King? What is the capital of Vermont? Is tha enough questions yet? No? Find out next time, on Drrrragonnnn Balllll EDDDDDDD!
And there you have Chapter 2. Please continue to review (At writing time I have 2 reviews. Thank you and keep reviewing!).
A DragonBallZ/Ed Edd & Eddy crossover
DoubleA's first fanfic.
CHAPTER 2:
ANNOUNCER: Previously, on Drragon Balll Ed! After picking up the energy of the sinister Android 478, the Z warriors took it upon themselves to stop this monster. But the android had already been found: by Eddy! As he attempted to cash in of it, 478 came to life! The Z fighters fought valianly but had to go back for some senzu beans. 478 seized the Eds and has them hostage. And when all looked lost for the Eds, it got even worse.
EDDY: Kankers!
ANNOUNCER: The arrival of the Kanker Sisters has spelled doom for the Eds. Can they be saved? Find out today, on Dragon! Ball! ED!
EDD: Oh my god its the Kankers!
(Edd notices a wire on 478.)
EDD: Wow! The antiprotonical excrabulationalizers are imbalanced in contrast to the anatomiclasial defroblulationilizationalizers! Intriguing.
EDDY: This isn't the time, Double-D!
LEE KANKER: I said, let our boyfriends go!
478: What, are you their protectors?
LEE: Yeah.
(478 cracks up.)
MAY KANKER: That's funny, huh?
MARIE KANKER: Take this!
(Marie whaps 478 over the head with a pipe.)
MARIE: I saw this on infomercials!
478 has a hole in his head. You can see the circuitry.
ROLF: Hmm? This is no sausage!
JOHNNY: Told you so!
ROLF: Wilfred you incompetent fermigputen!
(Wilfred's cheeks turn red.)
(Marie hits 478 again. 478 drops Eds.)
EDDY: Wow. The Kankers actually did something good for us.
ED: Can I have some sausage?
MAY: Aren't you gonna thank us?
LEE: Give us a little kiss?
MARIE: Join us in watching the infomercial marathon?
EDD: Oh, the irony.
ED: Will you give us some sausage? I like mine with gravy!
EDDY (dryly): And some buttered toast on the side?
ED: Yup! And maybe some rubber bands!
EDD: Ed, you can't ingest rubber bands.
ED: Yeah you can. They can make a fine casserole when mixed with a pinch of pepper and oregano, and topped with breadcrumbs,
EVERYONE ELSE:...
KANKERS: Let's kiss 'em!
(Z fighters return and land in front of Kankers. Kankers are suprised and run off.)
GOKU: Now, let's see what we can do!
VEGETA: You said that last time, Kakarot, and look what happened to us.
GOKU: Damn!
478: Let me just beat you up.
(All the cul de sac kids are watching.)
JIMMY: Oh, the inhumanity! Oh, the humanity!
EDD: Pardon my interruption, but inhumanity and humanity cannot coexist at the same time as they would create a paradox such that...
ED: A pair of ducks? Cool!
SARAH: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! CAN'T YOU SEE JIMMY'S SCARED?
JIMMY: I'm scared!
JOHNNY: Wow, did you see that, Plank? I didn't even know you could do that!
PLANK:
JOHNNY: Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess the energy flux field considered by the impluxuation times the radius of pq squared could consitute an energy blast. But you sound like Double-D.
PLANK:
JOHNNY: I'm sorry Plank! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
ROLF: Yes! Haha! Fight, Sausage Imposters! Let me bake you a cockroch pie afterwards!
KEVIN: Hey DORKS!
(Eds all look at Kevin, who snickers.)
KEVIN: Wanna make some money?
EDDY: (Drools.)
KEVIN: If you fight that android, I'll give you 35 cents!
EDDY: (Continues drooling)
ROLF: Vertically-Challenged Ed-Boy's saliva makes a fine broth!
KEVIN: Enough already, Rolf. Go on, Eddy!
EDDY: Um, okay. Mr. Robot! Over here!
(478 looks at Eddy)
478: I thought you had enough of me, but I guess I'm wrong!
(Eddy picks up Ed)
NAZZ: Eddy's so brave.
(Eddy rams 478 with Ed.)
ED: I think the sausage went bad.
ROLF: How many times must I tell you, large-footed Ed-Boy? THIS IS NO SAUSAGE! THESE ARE A BAND OF IMPOSTERS! GET WITH THE PRODUCTION!
KEVIN: I think it's "program," Rolf.
EDD: Eddy! You shouldn't use Ed as a bludgeon! It's inhumane!
JIMMY: Yeah! Oh, the inhumanity!
NAZZ: Look out!
(478 shoots an energy blast at Eddy. They dodge it.)
TRUNKS: AAAAAAAAHH!
(Trunks hits 478 with his sword.)
ROLF: Impressive effort, Purple-Haired Swimsuit One. But even your grand knife will not destroy this fake sausage.
EVERYONE: SHUT UP! WE ARE NOT SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROLF: Rolf offers his apolgies.
(Everyone resumes fighting)
GOKU: I think it's time we give it a little more.
(All saiyans go super saiyan.)
478: WHAT!?
GOHAN: Oh, come on! We've beat like twenty people now by going Super Saiyan. Stop acting all suprised.
478: OK, I mean, Wow, you've changed your hair. What good will that do you?
GOHAN: Oh, come on! Everyone we beat so far acted like all overconfident when we go super saiyan. You get beaten anyway!
478: Geez, then. Good, now you're a Super Saiyan. Now I can show my true strength.
GOHAN: That's what Freiza said and look what happened to him.
478: ALRIGHT, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOKU: Now, let's just see what you can do!
PICCOLO: We told you not to say that, moron!
(Piccolo hits Goku on the head.)
JIMMY: Oh, the inhumanity!
PLANK:
JOHNNY: Beats me, Plank! I don't know who Freiza is, either!
ROLF: Fermigshpeginfugen!
EDDY: CASH CASH CASH! I can see it now! We set these guys up in an arena and charge the pigeons admission to watch them duke it out!
EDD: Eddy, that's morally wrong, period.
ED: Pigeons are like chickens! And I love chickens!
EDD: Actually, there is a major difference in the bone structures in the upper tubiloscopy between a pigeon and a chicken, although-
EDDY: Shut up.
LEE KANKER: We're watching Infomercials!
MAY KANKER: No! Fishbowl 4 is on!
MARIE KANKER: NAIL AND HAMMER TV I CALLED IT!
478: SHUT UP!
(478 begins to glow.)
ANNOUNCER: What is this strange transformation that Android 478 is undergoing? Will even the Super Saiyan Z fighters be able to handle it?
GOHAN: Of course we will, we are the Z fighters!
ANNOUNCER: Shut up, Gohan. Anyway, will even the Super Saiyan Z fighters be able to handle him? Who really IS the Grand Sausage King? What is the capital of Vermont? Is tha enough questions yet? No? Find out next time, on Drrrragonnnn Balllll EDDDDDDD!
And there you have Chapter 2. Please continue to review (At writing time I have 2 reviews. Thank you and keep reviewing!).