7:40 PM 4/19/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Peanuts"
Lucy: You know why I don't want you to buy me anything for Christmas this year?
Because I know you hate me.
Schroder: I never said I hate you...
Lucy: THEN BUY ME SOMETHING!!
Chuey's Corner:
Mirai: NO!
Vegeta: GIMMIE!
Mirai: NO!
Vegeta: GIMMIE!
Chuquita: [sitting on a nearby rock watching along w/the 3 sons as Mirai hold the B.B.O.A.S. just above Veggie's reach. The
ouji is repeatedly trying to jump up to grab it, yet is too short to go that high]
Mirai: NO!
Vegeta: GIMMIE!
Chuquita: (sarcasm) (to audiance) Welcome to another riveting Corner, when last we left off Mirai & the others had just run
off with the Big Book of Author spells. Veggie is now in the process of attempting to get it back.
Goku: (happily) And failing miserablely!
Chuquita: (curious) I wonder when he's going to finally remember that he can just fly up and get it.
Gohan: I'm betting about 5 minutes.
Goten: 3 minutes.
Chuquita: 7 minutes.
Goku: Two hours.
[all sweatdrop at him]
Goku: Well! Veggie may be my little buddy, but he's not exactly the brightest crayon in the box either.
Gohan: (eyes widen) We could be here ALL DAY?!
Chuquita: Maybe we should put a stop to this right now before Veggie gets too tired. [walks over to Mirai & Veggie and
grabs the book out of Mirai's hands] Thank you Mirai! (smiles)
Mirai: (confused) Uhh...you're welcome?
Vegeta: (angrily) (to Chu) HEY! YOU GIVE THAT BACK! IT'S MINE!
Chuquita: (smirks) Not anymore. Mr. Veggie-San, I hereby provoke your hosting duties. Your 24 hours are offically up. [zaps
Veggie; who's scepter; throne back at the Corner's studio; gigantic castle; and everything else he had conjured up disappears
back to normal]
Vegeta: (pouting) YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!
Chuquita: I just did.
Goku: (happily) Aww, look on the bright side King Veggie, at least we still have our nifty royalty clothes. [points at their
crowns and capes]
Vegeta: (ticked off) AND DON'T YOU 'KING VEGGIE' ME! (snorts) (proudly) I am now, once again, to be known as the GREAT AND
POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI. And since my hosting power has been revoked you are now merely my loyal peasant Kakarrot.
Goku: (sniffles) You mean I'm not a Prince no more?
Vegeta: Correct. (snickers) It was a good thing too, you made a mockery of the title to begin with.
Goku: (eyes water) Veh-geeeeee!
Vegeta: (w/his arms crossed) (mockingly) Whaaaaaat?
Goku: (small voice) Little Veggie that doesn't make any sense. You said I made a good ouji before...
Vegeta: Yes, _BEFORE_ YOU LET _MY_ SPELL BOOK GET TAKEN OVER BY THE _ENEMY_!! NOW LOOK AT ME! I'M RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED!
NEVER a king, always a PRINCE. NEVER the host, always the CO-host. I HATE BEING 2ND BANANA TO EVERYONE!!!
Goku: (happily) But you ARE my NUMBER ONE little buddy. Doesn't that count for something?
Vegeta: (stubbornly) [turns away from him] No.
Goku: (teasing) Come on, you know it counts. You wouldn't have brought me along with you if it didn't count.
Vegeta: (face goes blank) (in thought) Well I, uhh...
Goku: [teleports upside down infront of him] (smiling impishly) Hmmmmmm?
Vegeta: Errr, [turns his back on Son again] I, I only brought YOU along because I needed someone to use as a human shield in
case one of these bozos broke in and tried to attack me!
Goku: (giggles) But you didn't because you CARE about me.
Vegeta: (face turns bright red) I COULD CARE _LESS_ ABOUT _YOU_!
Goku: (hurt) Veggie doesn't care about me?
Vegeta: That's right. (nods)
Goku: (sniffles w/big sparkily eyes) But, but, but, but you said you'd care about me forever.
Vegeta: (nervously glancing at the others; Gohan, Mirai, & Goten look on, confused. Chu is trying to keep herself from
cracking up) I---said no such thing!!
Goku: (leans down to Veggie's height) *sniff* Uh-huh, back when we were in the castle right before you left to talk to
Chu-sama you said (imitating a giggly Veggie) "Forget about that mean 'ol witch 'Chi-chan'. She doesn't care about you, but
_I_ care about you and I'll care about you forever my sweet lil Kaka-chan". *sniffle* (rubs the snot from his nose & wipes
it on his pants)
Vegeta: (panicky) Uh--uh--uh, (slaps his hand over Goku's mouth) You KNOW I would never say such a thing about YOU and your
SMELLY Kako-self. (grits his teeth) _RIGHT_, _KAKARROT_!
Goku: ...OHHHHHH. (grins) (ribs him) (cheerful) You've got THAT right, little Veggie 'o mine who would NEVER LIE ABOUT
SOMETHING _NICE_ HE SAID TO ME JUST TO KEEP UP HIS 'SHORT LITTLE MEANIE' IMAGE. (winks at Veggie, who groans, embarassed)
In't that correct, 'short little meanie'?
Chuquita: Would you care to introduce Part 2 for us, 'short little meanie'.
Vegeta: (glares at her) Gladly. Here's Part 2 of the stupid story....AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS IN IT!!!
Summary: Veggie uses Mirai's time travel machine to stop Chi-Chi and Goku's wedding so no one will stand in his way for
getting his own personal Kaka-servant. What he doesn't know is that the Present Chi-Chi has followed the ouji to stop HIM.
Will Veggie get his way? How will this affect the future? And how does Piccolo fit into all this? Find out!
Goku: (giggling) You don't mean that too, don'tcha Veggie?
Vegeta: (red in the face) ...uh....OH SHUT UP!!
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" VEGGIE!!! CHI-CHAAAAAN! WHERE ARE YOU!!! " Goku cried loudly as he walked around inside Capsule Corp, looking for
them, " LIT-TLE VEH-GEE WHERE ARE U!!! I AM SORRY CHI-CHAN YELLED AT YOU AND MADE YOU SAD! PLEASE COME BACK! " he shouted,
then noticed a figure with its head down on the kitchen table, " Veggie! " Goku said excitedly, then ran over to the table.
A disappointed look covered his face, " Oh. It's only YOU Mirai. "
" Thanks Son-San, I feel SOOOOO loved right now. " Mirai said sarcastically. Goku zipped infront of him.
" Mirai have you seen little Veggie and Chi-chan? I've been looking for them everwhere and I don't know where they
are and what if they're in trouble! "
Mirai groaned, " Vegeta hijacked my time machine, and I think Chi-Chi went after him. "
" Time machine? Veggie doesn't know how to use your time machine! " Goku gasped, worried.
" I know that. He got it working SOMEHOW and now they're in the past somewhere. " Mirai resented letting the ouji
trick him.
" The PAST?! " Goku's eyes widened with fear...
:::" AHH! AHH! AHH!! " Vegeta clung to the top of a large tree trunk, three t-rex below the prince and hungrily
snapping at him with their jaws.
" TRY TO EAT _ME_ WILL YOU!!! " Chi-Chi screamed furiously as she chased after another dinosaur with a chainsaw in
her hands, " DIE YOU BEAST!! "
Vegeta wailed as one of the dinosaurs bit a hole in his pants, " KAKAY HELP!! ":::
..." OH NO! VEGGIE! " Goku gulped, " Mirai we've got to go save them! I mean, Chi-chan will be oh-kay because she's
good at beatin up mean 'ol dinosaurs, but Veggie, he's so little, he's practically an ORDERVE to those monsters! "
" Son-San, calm down. They're not THAT far back in time. " Mirai explained.
" *whew*, good. I was getting frightened there for a minute that Chi-chan was gonna come back all alone and tell me
that Veggie got himself eaten. " Goku wiped the sweat off his brow, " I don't think I'm ready to break in a new little buddy
just yet. "
" Yahhh... " Mirai sweatdropped, then changed the subject, " Say, Son? Did anything important happen at the 23rd
Strongest Under the Heavens tournament? "
Goku thought for a moment, " Hmm....OH! Yeah, now I remember! That's the tournament where I beat Piccolo, became the
champion, and married Chi-chan all in one day! " he said cheerfully.
" ... " Mirai's eyes widened, " Waitaminute, back up. "
Goku stared at him blankly and took a step back. Mirai slapped himself on the forehead.
" No, Son-San, that's not what I--nevermind. " Mirai sighed, " Did you just say that was the tournament you first
met Chi-Chi? " he gawked.
" Silly Mirai, I knew Chi-chan WAAAAAAAYYYY before that fight. That day of the tournament happened to be the same
day we got married. I meet her, I beat her, and I got CAKE! " he whipped out the picture of himself with his head stuck in
the side of the cake, " *sniff* It was the most beautiful cake I'd ever seen, *sniffle* I'll treasure it forever! " he hugged
the photo, " You know, when Chi-chan first brought me there, I thought it was just some one-day event where you wear funny
clothes and eat fancy pastries. But now thanks to Chi-chan I get to eat fancy pastries EVERYDAY! " Goku sighed dreamily,
" She MADE the cake in this picture you know. "
Mirai sat there, shocked, ::THAT must be way Toussan went back there, there's no other explanation! He's trying to
knock of that Chi-Chi so THIS Chi-Chi won't exist for Son-San to miss her!:: " That's a horrible use for my time machine!
Kaasan didn't invent it so Toussan could go around knocking off people he doesn't like! " Mirai said in a huff & folded his
arms.
" What? " Goku looked at him, bewildered.
" Huh? " Mirai glanced over at Goku, " Oh, its nothing Son-San, I was just thinking about something, hehheheh. " he
laughed nervously, ::Ohhhh, if the timeline Toussan's screwing with is the one that leads to here it could result in DIRE
CONSIQUENCES! Without Chi-Chi, Gohan and Goten won't exist! Without them existing a whole lot of OTHER people won't exist
EITHER!:: " What am I gonna do! "
" Do you want me to go check on Chi-chan and Veggie for you, Mirai? " Goku asked.
" I'd LOVE to go check on them myself; but in case you didn't notice, I only have ONE time machine, and THEY took
it. " Mirai said.
" Well that's not too hard, I can just teleport there. It'll be a lot faster than using your clunky machine. " Goku
explained.
Mirai's eyes popped open, " You can TIME TRAVEL!? "
" Sure! " Goku smiled, " Instant transmission is just traveling to the place you're thinking about in your mind. I
will merely think of this cake " he pointed at the picture again, " and voliá, I can partake of its chocolatey goodness for
a second time--not to mention find Veggie & Chi-chan. "
" WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD DO THAT SOONER!!! " Mirai screamed furiously.
" You never asked. " Goku shrugged innocently. Mirai groaned, " However, I WILL need to use the time machine to get
back here, I know what the past looks like, but not the future. That's why I can only time travel backwards. " Goku motioned
behind him.
" That's amazing... " Mirai said in awe, then a look of concern came over his face, " Do you think they're both
oh-kay back there? "
" Awww, of course they're oh-kay! Why, Chi-chan probably has already stopped Veggie's nefarious plot and has him all
tied up and ready for us to take him back home. "
" NO! NOOO NOOOOOOOO!!!! " Chi-Chi screamed in agony, her hands over her eyes. She opened one, then the other and
gawked down at herself in surprise, " I--I'm still alive. I still exist! " she blinked, confused, then turned her head to see
her younger self on the ground next to the arena, staring up in terror at the giant ball of ki. An obviously very strained
Goku was doing his best to hold the energy above his head. He let out a yell and sent a force against the ki, sending it
slowly and safely out of the stadium. He sighed heavily, then fell to the arena platform, exhausted.
Vegeta's jaw fell to the ground in shock.
Goku helped the girl up and back onto the platform. The now nerve-shot announcer cautiously made his way onto the
platform as well.
" It...appears the, the winner of this match is Son Goku! " the announcer said over his microphone, holding Goku's
arm in the air. He let go & turned to the saiyajin, stunned, " Out of curiousity Son Goku, how did you create that bundle
of ki from way over here? "
" I didn't do that. " Goku replied, " It just came out of nowhere...unless it was someone in the audiance. " he said,
confused.
" Well, whatever it was, you've saved us all, including your opponent here. " he pointed to Chi-Chi, " You should be
very greatful to Son here, he just saved your life! Isn't that amazing! " the announcer smiled at her.
" Oh Go-chan! " present Chi-Chi looked onto the scene, " That WAS amazing. " she sniffled with joy, then smirked at
Vegeta, " Thank you Vegeta for giving me another wonderful memory of beautifully unbreakable the bond between Goku & I is. "
" Errrr... " the ouji growled at her.
" I am very greatful to you Son-kun. " the younger Chi-Chi hugged him out on the arena.
" Aww, you're welcome Onomatopoeia. " Goku grinned at her.
" I missed you so much, I thought I would never see you again. Until one day I heard about this tournament and found
out that you had been in the two previous ones so I thought if I entered I would see you here. "
" ... " Goku blinked, " Do I know you? "
" Goku, you helped save my home when it was on fire--well, you tried to save it--but then we got a new house,
remember? "
" ...CHI-CHI! " he exclaimed.
" You remembered! " she smiled, pulling away from him & held his hands, " I'm so glad you remembered. I've been
thinking about you for so long you know. " Chi-Chi blushed, then paused, " Have you ever thought of, getting married, Goku? "
Goku thought for a moment.
:::" Ha! I've got you now! " he shouted as he tackled a large pastry labeled 'marriage'. He took a bite of the
pastry, which was a large, powdered jelly donut, " Mmmm, yummy! "
" Would you like some more, Son Goku? " Chi-Chi stood holding a plate full of more gigantic jelly donuts.
" YES PLEASE! " Goku grinned stupidly:::
" Chi-chan? " he looked dreamily into her eyes.
" Yes...Goku? " Chi-Chi choked out.
" Do you like jelly donuts? "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Well I..I guess. " she said, baffled.
" GREAT! " Goku thrust his arm into the air, " Come on Chi-chan! Let's go get ourselves some marriage! "
" *BEeEEEeeeEEEeeeeee* " a loud noise screeched from up in the sky. Chi-Chi, Goku, and the entire crowd instantly
turned their heads upward to see the ball of ki flying back down at them. Vegeta snickered, safely hidden behind the wooden
square slowed the movement of his hands controlling his ball of ki, which took the command and slowed its pace as it headed
towards the stadium. He quickly teleported from behind the square and beneath his ball of ki. With relative ease the ouji
blasted it upward and out into space. The crowd stood silent for a moment, then cheered. It was now present Chi-Chi's turn
to have her jaw fall to the floor in shock.
" Hey, it's that guy who was backstage with me before. " the younger Chi-Chi noted.
" It's Mr. Veggie! He saved us! " Goku grinned.
" Thank you Veggie-San. " Chi-Chi said with relief, " That energy would have just killed all of us if you hadn't...
appeared out of nowhere just like the blast itself did. " she scratched her head.
" Mr. Veggie, Chi-chan and I would be honored if you would attend our wedding, you know, for saving us from
certain death and all. " Goku said cheerfully. Chi-Chi nodded.
" Of course I would Kakarrot. " Vegeta landed infront of them, " I would be happy to attend the ceremonies. " he
snickered.
" Good! It's all set then! " Goku said, " We'll meet you there Mr. Veggie. " he turned upward and shouted,
" KINTO'UN! " a small, compact size yellow cloud floated down to them, " Chi-chan and I will see you then. " Goku helped her
onto the cloud, then hopped onto it himself, " Wait.....how do we get there again? " Goku glanced over at Chi-Chi.
" Don't worry, I'll find it, I've had everything all set up and ready to go. Including seats for everybody. " Chi-Chi
re-assured him.
" In that case--let's go! " Goku said as the cloud floated up and quickly sped off, " BE RIGHT BACK EVERYONE!! " Goku
called out to the people in the stands.
" Well...I guess...that means we should get to the next match, huh. " the announcer mumbled to himself, surprised,
" NEXT UP! FATSO MAULDOON VS LADY GODIVA! "
Present Chi-Chi stormed out onto the grass and up to Vegeta, who was busy happily waving to the younger couple, now
out of sight.
" Oh THAT was a CHEAP SHOT Vegeta. A VERY cheap shot. " Chi-Chi said with disqust as she folded her arms.
" Actually, I thought it was most creative of me. " Vegeta chuckled at her, " You've just given me a personal
invitation, how do you like that? "
" OOH!! THAT ME DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE THIS ME KNOWS YOU!! " she poked him in the gut, " THE OUJI I KNOW WOULDN'T GO
AND SUDDENLY DECIDE TO SAVE ME LIKE THAT! " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " What are you up too? "
" Did you know that 9 out of 10 murder victims are murdered by those close to them? " Vegeta smirked, " You know,
neighbors, vengeful relatives, little buddies of Kakarrot's, etc. "
" Ouji, I've known you for almost 2 decades now and I HARDLY consider you someone 'close' to me. " she scoffed.
" Well that other you just called me Veggie-San. That counts for SOMETHING doesn't it? "
" That 'other me' doesn't know your full name. All SHE has to go on is whatever you told Goku your name was. "
Chi-Chi said.
" Hmm, maybe I should've introduced myself to him as 'The Almighty King of the Universe' after all. " Vegeta pondered
outloud.
" Oh you'd LOVE to hear me call you THAT, wouldn't you, Vegeta. " Chi-Chi glared at him.
" Well, you know, I've been considering striking a deal with you. " the prince approached her, " Let's say you
concede to me now, hand over Kakarrotto. He will be stationed at Capsule Corp as my personal servant maid. You are not
allowed to see him or attempt to take him back. However you will be allowed to make one phone call to one another every
month that begins with the letter Y. "
" There is no month that begins with the letter Y. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
Vegeta laughed maniacally, " I know. Now, to continue, Kakarrotto will not be allowed to leave the premises without
my consent. He will eat what I give him, speak when he is spoken to, and wear what I dictate he may wear. On my part I shall
make sure that he is completely taken care of and gets the best heath and medical care money can buy so he can live a nice
full life in my care. "
" You madman. JUST BECAUSE YOUR STUPID KINGDOM HAS BEEN DWINDLED DOWN TO ONE PERSON DOES NOT MEAN IT'S GOKU'S
OBLIGATION TO DEEPIN YOU DENIAL AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR LITTLE PLANET DIDN'T EXPLODE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! " Chi-Chi
hollered at him.
" Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi. I never said it was Kakarrot's obligation to be in my custody. " Vegeta said casually,
" It's his DESTINY! "
" *SMACK*! " Chi-Chi slapped the prince across his face, " Worm. " she snarled.
Vegeta twitched slightly from the red mark on his cheek, " Fine, be that way, deny fate. It's not my problem. " he
said, floating upward, " Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 'party' to attend. " Vegeta flew off in the direction the others
had left.
" DON'T YOU DARE! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS OUJI-BOY!! " Chi-CHi screamed, flying after him.
" HOORAY! I HAVE MADE IT! " present Goku grinned as he teleported infront of the buffet at the wedding party, " Look
at all the yummies! It's just like I remembered it. " he reached out to grab a chunk out of the cake, then froze when he
heard his own voice coming in his direction and quickly hid under the table, the table-cover surrounding him.
" Cake! Yay! " the younger saiyajin said happily as he grabbed the chunk Goku was reaching for and shoved it in his
mouth. Crumbs scattered to the floor, " Mmmmmm, it's like eating a slice of heaven, *URP*! " he patted his stomach.
" GOKU! GOKU COME OVER HERE AND GREET SOME OF THE GUESTS! " Chi-Chi called from offscreen, " VEGGIE-SAN IS HERE! "
" Veggie-san??! " the Goku from under the table said, confused, " I don't remember any Veggie-sa---IT'S LITTLE
VEGGIE! HE CAME TO JOIN IN THE FESTIVITIES! How nice of him. " Goku clasped his hands together, then noticed the crumbs his
younger version had dropped & proceeded to suck them up into his mouth like a vaccum cleaner.
" Hello Veggie-san. " the younger Goku said as he shook the ouji's hand.
" Well Kakarrot, it doesn't look like you were exaggerating when you told me about how much food you had at this
wedding of yours. " Vegeta said as he looked around, impressed.
" But I didn't tell you about the food. " Goku cocked an eyebrow.
" Trust me, you've told me ALL ABOUT it, MANY MANY times. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
Goku shook present Chi-Chi's hand, " Oh, and you must be his wife. "
Chi-Chi & Vegeta fell to the floor animé style.
" WHHHHAAAAAAAAT!!! " Chi-Chi roared, " HOW DARE YOU! I AM NOT THAT EVIL LITTLE MONSTER'S WIFE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD EVEN INSINUATE SUCH A DISQUSTING AND HORRORFYING THING! I WOULD RATHER BE EATEN BY SEWER RATS THEN BE MARRIED TO
THAT CREEPY LITTLE GNOME!!! "
" ...eh....eh... " Goku whimpered, now hiding behind the younger Chi-Chi.
" She's got quite a temper hasn't she. " Chi-Chi glared at the fuming woman standing next to Vegeta, who was now
on the floor laughing and pointing at her. Chi-Chi hugged Goku protectively.
" In...that case, I guess you're his sister? " Goku said nervously.
" SISTER??? " Chi-Chi gawked, then starting screaming and ranting all over again. Vegeta got to his feet, still
cackling away.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA, oh Kakarrot, haHA, thank you for your hilarious assumptions. " he patted Goku on the
shoulder, " Hahaha! My wife, my sister, hahahaha. " Vegeta tried to calm himself down, " If my wife were here with us I could
count she would be laughing at me as well. " he noticed Bulma and Kuririn walk by, chatting about something, " There she
goes now. " he said to himself.
" Chi-Chi, may I have a word with you, over there. " Vegeta cocked his head to the right side of the setup.
" Well, oh-kay. " Chi-Chi said, then started off but stopped & turned to Goku, " Oh, Goku, if you want to go get a
snack before the ceremony starts, it's over-- " she sweatdropped to see nothing but a puff of smoke rushing in the direction
of the buffet, " --there. "
" OOOOH! CAKE-CAKE-CAKE-CAKE-CAKE-CAKE-CAKE! " Goku sped happily towards the buffet, then felt himself trip and land
headfirst into the side of the cake.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Piccolo snickered from beside the cake, " Consider this a prelude of the embarassment you will face
when I anhilate you at the tornament, Son Goku. " he said proudly, then leaned towards the cake for a response, " Son Goku? "
" Mmm, mmmph, mph! " munching could be heard from inside the cake. Piccolo sweatdropped.
" Buffoon. " he snorted, walking off.
" Oh yeah, now I remember, it was PICCOLO who tripped me! " present Goku said from under the table, " That cake
filling was delicious. " he licked his lips, " Mmm, raspberry cream... "
" Veggie-San? Veggie-San? " Chi-Chi called out as she waited at the corner of the room. She paused and decided to
fix a small crease in her wedding gown, " That's strange--ACK! " she yelped as she felt something grab her from around the
neck.
" Here's something that's even stranger. " Vegeta smirked down at her from the headlock he had her in, " You should
really pay more attention to whom you invite to your gatherings, but then again I probably would have sneaked in here anyway
so I guess there really isn't much difference. "
" ERRR, LET GO!!! " Chi-Chi screamed as she tried desperately to pull herself out of the ouji's grip.
" Don't bother, I'm eons ahead of you in strength. Do not worry though, I have nothing against YOU personally, it's
more of the you over there that I can't stand. And, unfortuantely for you, you're the one I have to destroy for her to
cease to exist. Isn't that a shame. "
" YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW!! LET GO OF ME!!! " Chi-Chi bit him. The ouji cringed & held tighter, causing Chi-Chi to gasp
for air, " GOKU!!! "
" Chi-chan's in trouble! " present Goku sat up, smacking his head on the table and knocking it, along with his
younger counterpart, who's head and ears were still blocked inside the cake, to the ground. He lept to his feet, " I'M COMING
CHI-CHAN!!! " he teleported out of the spot.
" AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Chi-Chi wailed as see frighteningly watched the small thin line of ki form
in Vegeta's free hand.
" OH SHUT UP! " Vegeta snapped at her, " Besides, you won't feel a thing. "
" *gasp* --little Veggie! "
Vegeta froze & glanced over to see his buddy staring at him, horrified, " Kaka-chan! " he panicked, " It's, it's not
what it looks like, really. I, I was just going to, uhh, give her a wedding noggie, yes. " he tossed the ki over his shoulder
, incinerating a nearby heard of sheep and then rubbing the top of the Chi-Chi's head, " See? Nice friendly, uhh, wedding
gesture. "
" GOKU HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed. Vegeta quickly let go of her.
" Little buddy Veggie how could you? " Goku's eyes watered.
" I COULDN'T! I mean, I wasn't going to kill her, really I wasn't. " Vegeta clasped his hands together, " You believe
me, don't you, *fake-sniffle*, Kakarrotto-chan? " he hugged the larger saiyajin.
" Aww, little Veggie! " Goku hugged back, causing the ouji to yelp in pain, " Little Veggie you are forgiven for your
brief stint of mental instability, I am sorry I even thought of accusing you of travelling back in time for the sole purpose
of killing my Chi-chan. You just wanted to join in on the fun, didn't you? " he smiled sweetly, holding the ouji out infront
of him.
" Umm, yes, of course, I just wanted to, uhh, enjoy the fesitive gathering and all, you know. Heh-heh. " Vegeta
laughed nervously.
" So, he WASN'T going to kill me? " Chi-Chi looked at the ouji, confused and now slightly suspicous.
" Of course not! Veggie's just a little crazy in the head. Sometimes he just does werid stuff out of nowhere for no
good reason and then reverts back to his normal kooky Veggie self. " Goku explained.
" How do you know all this when we only met him, like, three HOURS ago! " Chi-Chi asked.
" Aww Chi-chan, I'm not the me who met Veggie three hours ago, he is. " Goku pointed to his younger self, who wobbled
over to them, his head covered in icing.
" I love cake. *BUUUURP*. Heehee. " the younger saiyajin grinned sheepishly.
" Waitaminute! If HE'S Goku, then WHO are YOU! " Chi-Chi pointed at the present saiyajin.
" Me? Oh, I'm from the FUTURE. " his eyes temporarily widened on the word future. He grinned, " I came here to save
my little Veggie from doing anything stupid and screwing up the time-space continuum. You know, uncase the you from the
FUTURE wasn't able to hog-tie and stop him first. " Goku explained.
" You mean there's another ME here too! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" Yes, yes there is. " Goku nodded, then grabbed a handful of icing out of his counterpart's hair & shoved it in his
mouth, " Ahhhhh, what a cake. " he mused, then froze, " Hey, you know what's weird, I remember all this stuff happening
before. "
" Huh? " past Goku cocked his head.
" YEAH! I remember all this from HIS point of view. " he pointed to his younger self, " I remember wobbling over here
, and seeing that person who looked like me only buffer, and meeting Veggie before I actually met him when he landed on Earth
but it wasn't the same Veggie cuz that one hadn't met me yet and--WOW Veggie! I think you've just created some kind of time
travel black hole. " Goku looked down at Vegeta, who looked back at him, clueless, " Or maybe your trip here was already
predestined to begin with. Wow... "
" ... "
" ... "
" ... "
" ... "
" *SNAP*! "
" AHH! " everyone screamed to see Piccolo standing there with a camera in his hand, laughing at them, " HAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA--SMACK! " Chi-Chi bopped him over the head with her fists and took her camera back. Piccolo growled & rubbed
his sore green head, " Fine, I didn't want to come to your stupid party anyway, Son. But I'll be sure to be there at
your FUNERAL! "
" *ZAP*! " Vegeta sent a ki blast at Piccolo, frying him.
" AND YOU TOO!! " Piccolo shook his fist at Vegeta and stomped off.
" Piccolo AND Chi-chan never did like Veggie. " Goku shook his head, " And they STILL don't. Only now it's Piccolo
who's laughs at Veggie instead of the other way a-round. "
" Whoa...you toasted Piccolo! " younger Goku's eyes widened at how easily Vegeta had fried the namek to a blacked
crisp.
" Why thank you Kakarrotto-chan. " Vegeta smiled at him, then noticed present Goku evil-eyeing him, " OH CALM DOWN!
HE'S _YOU_ TOO! "
Present Goku smiled back contently.
" Veggie-San. " Chi-Chi walked towards him, " We would be honored if you were to take our pictures in Piccolo's
place, that is, unless you have another one of your 'episodes'. "
" Veggie's not gonna have any more episodes Chi-chan, I promise. " Goku nodded to them. Chi-Chi handed her camera
over to the ouji.
" You know how to work it, right? "
" Yes. " Vegeta replied.
" Alright then! " Chi-Chi smiled, then rubbed the icing away from Goku's eyes, " Be sure to get my good side! "
" *snap!* "
" OOH! That stupid little ouji, where did he go off to! " present Chi-Chi grumbled, the prince's disappearing act
beginning get on her nerves.
" HIIIII CHI-CHAN!!! " Chi-Chi looked up to see Goku waving at her from the crowd of people. She rushed over to him.
" How did YOU get here?! " she said, surprised.
" I teleported. " Goku grinned, putting his fingers in teleport position on his forehead.
" Amazing... " Chi-Chi mumbled.
" I came here to help you stop Veggie before he did something unspeakably horrible, but as it turns out, he's being
a good little Veggie and helping take pictures of everybody. " Goku said, proud of the little ouji.
" Pictures?! " Chi-Chi was taken aback, then pushed through the crowd to see her younger self, Goku, Kuririn, Yamcha,
Bulma, and even Piccolo all lined up in the same position as in one of her album pictures and lo and behold the mystery
person behind the camera taking their picture was Vegeta, " ... " Chi-Chi's mouth hung open as she got an eerie twilight
zoneish feeling, " Bizzare. " was all she could bring herself to say, " Is THAT why I couldn't remember who took the
pictures? Because it was HIM?! How could HE have been at our wedding? And if HE was at our wedding, does this mean that this
me and this you were at our wedding too when we were them!! " she said, absolutely in shock.
" I guess we were. " Goku smiled, " HEY! That means VEGGIE took all the pictures in your album Chi-chan. Isn't that
funny. You were so proud of them because they were taken before little Veggie came into our lives and in a sudden twist of
irony not only was Veggie at the wedding but he was the one taking the pictures to begin with. Silly, huh? " Goku giggled.
" ... "
" Chi-chan? "
" ... "
" Chi-chan? "
" I think....I need to..lie down. " Chi-Chi said in a small voice, her face as pale as a ghost.
" *click-click* *click-click*. Darnit. " Vegeta grumbled, " Out of film. " he handed the camera to the groom, " Here
you go Kakarrot. " he smiled, " Have fun. "
" Thank you Veggie-san. " Goku nodded to him greatfully.
" My pleasure Kakarrot. " Vegeta said, then headed towards the present Sons.
" Hey Veggie-san! " Goku shouted, Vegeta spun around & cried out as a light flashed before his eyes. Goku stood there
snickering, camera in hand, " Just something to remember you by! " he grinned.
" Errr, " Vegeta rubbed his eyes, " 23 years and Kakarrot is still Kakarrot. Unbelievable. " he grumbled, then looked
up at Goku & Chi-Chi, " Come on Kakarrot and Onna, let's go home. I'm tired of taking pictures. "
" But Veggie, I thought you orignally came down here get rid of Chi-Chi. What happened? " Goku said, surprised at
his little buddy's change of heart.
" To tell the truth, Kakarrot. That girl's a pretty nice person. And when I think about it the real Chi-Chi I want to
vengefully torture and horrify on my path to gain your servanthood from her is the one I see everyday. " he said as they
headed back to the time machine, " So, what I've decided to do is just wait it out until she's too old & senile to protest
my actions with you, seeing as by the time she is in her late 80's, early 90's, we saiyajins will still look and feel as
old as we are now. In fact, by Bejito-sei standards our metabolism is so slow that we'll still be in our prime days long
after the rest of these bakayaroes along with several more generations are 6 feet under. " Vegeta explained.
" Did you hear that Chi-chan!!! " Goku gawked as they got in the time machine. Chi-Chi was still in shock from
finding out the identity of her wedding photographer, " Chi-chan? Chi-chan? "
" Goku...let's go home now. " Chi-Chi said weakly, " I need a nice long rest to think about all this. "
" Oh-kay Chi-chan. " Goku said comfortingly, patting her on the back as the hatch to the time machine closed, " Now
don't you worry, we'll be home sooner than you can say yammalammadingdong! "
Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow at him, " "yammalammadingdo-- "
" WE'RE HERE!! " Goku said excitedly. Chi-Chi blinked to see they were now back in the lab.
" --ng. " Chi-Chi finished her sentence, shocked.
" The ride home's always faster than the ride up, did you notice that Veggie? " Goku said, getting out and then
helping Chi-Chi out as well.
" Yes, it seems to be one time phenomena NO ONE can explain. " Vegeta said dryly, dusting himself off.
" HEY MIRAI! WE'RE BACK! " Goku called up the stairs. Mirai poked his head in the doorway.
" SON! TOUSSAN! CHI-CHI! " Mirai said with relief as he ran down the stairs, " YOU MADE IT! " he said, then noticed
Chi-Chi's state of shock, " Is she alright? What happened? "
" Oh, Chi-chan and I found out who had taken all our wedding photos. And guess what? " Goku said anxiously, " It was
VEGGIE! " he pointed at Vegeta, who smirked at Mirai.
" But--how? Toussan didn't even COME to Earth until-- "
" Not the Veggie from THAT time period. THIS Veggie. " Goku patted Vegeta on the head, who felt pleased with himself.
" You mean, but then, how... " Mirai blinked, confused.
" Awww, don't worry Mirai, we'll all go upstairs and me, Veggie, and Chi-chan will tell you ALLLLLLL about it. " Goku
happily made his way up the stairs, followed by Vegeta and then Mirai.
Chi-Chi picked her album off the lab table where she had set it before hiding away in the machine to go after Vegeta
and flipped through the pages, all of which were exactly the same as she left them. She got to the last page and gasped to
see it was one of her, Vegeta, and Goku staring back at the camera the ouji had given the groom. All three had a dumbfounded
look on their faces. Chi-Chi's mouth hung open as she slowly closed the book and left up the stairs after them.
" I never want to see another picture again as long as I live. "
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11:34 PM 4/21/02
THE END
Vegeta: I have to say Chu, this ending WAS pretty painless for me; 'course I didn't get my Kaka-servant...
Chuquita: But you didn't get clobbered either.
Vegeta: (thinks) ...point.
Goku: Say, where did Mirai, Gohan, and Goten go?
Chuquita: Probably back home. And I suggest we head back to the Corner before Chi-Chi remembers what Veggie here did to her.
Vegeta: Oh yeah...the whole KING OF THE LAND thing...(sees Chi-Chi shooting her bazooka at him in her mind)...yes, I'd say
we'd better head back now.
Chuquita: Let's just take the bus, it'll be easier.
Goku: Oh-kay!
Vegeta: Chu, out of curiousity, will I be getting another hosting day anytime so-- [freezes as both Chu & Son send
death-glares at him]--I take that as a 'no'.
Chuquita: You're very observant.
Vegeta: (smirks) As the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI it is my job to be ever on the alart for threats to this planet.
Goku: Aww, that's nice Veggie.
Vegeta: I'M NOT NICE!
Goku: (giggles) Yes you are, you're just afraid to show how warm-n-gooey you are on the inside.
Vegeta: (face bright red) ...
Goku: (still giggling) Wellll?
Vegeta: [uncomfortable subject] ... (turns to Chu) [change the topic] So, Chu, what's happening next time?
Chuquita: Well, I'm planning on starting that episodes 273-274 parody. You know, the ones where you & Son-San brave through
Buu's digestive system, face killer worms, stomach acids, that kinda stuff.
Vegeta: (mockingly) Oh yes, you're making a parody of the episodes you haven't even seen yet, that's BRILLIANT.
Chuquita: Oh shut up! I happen to have 2 VERY WELL DONE summaries from DBZOA to work with, along with 2 screenshots.
Vegeta: (elbows Goku playfully) (snickering) Here that Kakarrot, a WHOLE TWO SCREENSHOTS *gasp* how did she ever manage to
get that MANY!
Chuquita: (glaring at him) Don't push it ouji-boy. (shrugs) One person e-mailed me the other day and said they have the
scripts and some video clips to the episodes but I think I'd have to see their website first before I know this stuff really
exists. Not to say that person's lying to me, I don't want to sound untrustworthy, but I need the evidence of the site she
mentioned first. I wanna be safe, ya know.
Goku: The web's a big place.
Vegeta: Yes it is.
Chuquita: (to audiance) BTW; the next Corner is going to be a special one. I've seen many fics around lately about the whole
saiyajins and their tails thing. Well next time on Chuey's Corner I'm going to zap our boys tails back so we can get some
answers like, other than the giant monkey transformation, what are tails good for? Do they have a mind of their own? Do they
display the subconsious thoughts of the creatures they are forced to share their appendages with?
Vegeta: (roars) 'CREATURES'?!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Oh shush! (turns back to audiance) Next time at the Corner, saiyajin tales speak out; and don't forget
the main story, so far entitled "You Gonna Eat That?"
Goku: It's delicious, nutritious, and gives you loose stools all in one!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Peanuts"
Lucy: You know why I don't want you to buy me anything for Christmas this year?
Because I know you hate me.
Schroder: I never said I hate you...
Lucy: THEN BUY ME SOMETHING!!
Chuey's Corner:
Mirai: NO!
Vegeta: GIMMIE!
Mirai: NO!
Vegeta: GIMMIE!
Chuquita: [sitting on a nearby rock watching along w/the 3 sons as Mirai hold the B.B.O.A.S. just above Veggie's reach. The
ouji is repeatedly trying to jump up to grab it, yet is too short to go that high]
Mirai: NO!
Vegeta: GIMMIE!
Chuquita: (sarcasm) (to audiance) Welcome to another riveting Corner, when last we left off Mirai & the others had just run
off with the Big Book of Author spells. Veggie is now in the process of attempting to get it back.
Goku: (happily) And failing miserablely!
Chuquita: (curious) I wonder when he's going to finally remember that he can just fly up and get it.
Gohan: I'm betting about 5 minutes.
Goten: 3 minutes.
Chuquita: 7 minutes.
Goku: Two hours.
[all sweatdrop at him]
Goku: Well! Veggie may be my little buddy, but he's not exactly the brightest crayon in the box either.
Gohan: (eyes widen) We could be here ALL DAY?!
Chuquita: Maybe we should put a stop to this right now before Veggie gets too tired. [walks over to Mirai & Veggie and
grabs the book out of Mirai's hands] Thank you Mirai! (smiles)
Mirai: (confused) Uhh...you're welcome?
Vegeta: (angrily) (to Chu) HEY! YOU GIVE THAT BACK! IT'S MINE!
Chuquita: (smirks) Not anymore. Mr. Veggie-San, I hereby provoke your hosting duties. Your 24 hours are offically up. [zaps
Veggie; who's scepter; throne back at the Corner's studio; gigantic castle; and everything else he had conjured up disappears
back to normal]
Vegeta: (pouting) YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!
Chuquita: I just did.
Goku: (happily) Aww, look on the bright side King Veggie, at least we still have our nifty royalty clothes. [points at their
crowns and capes]
Vegeta: (ticked off) AND DON'T YOU 'KING VEGGIE' ME! (snorts) (proudly) I am now, once again, to be known as the GREAT AND
POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI. And since my hosting power has been revoked you are now merely my loyal peasant Kakarrot.
Goku: (sniffles) You mean I'm not a Prince no more?
Vegeta: Correct. (snickers) It was a good thing too, you made a mockery of the title to begin with.
Goku: (eyes water) Veh-geeeeee!
Vegeta: (w/his arms crossed) (mockingly) Whaaaaaat?
Goku: (small voice) Little Veggie that doesn't make any sense. You said I made a good ouji before...
Vegeta: Yes, _BEFORE_ YOU LET _MY_ SPELL BOOK GET TAKEN OVER BY THE _ENEMY_!! NOW LOOK AT ME! I'M RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED!
NEVER a king, always a PRINCE. NEVER the host, always the CO-host. I HATE BEING 2ND BANANA TO EVERYONE!!!
Goku: (happily) But you ARE my NUMBER ONE little buddy. Doesn't that count for something?
Vegeta: (stubbornly) [turns away from him] No.
Goku: (teasing) Come on, you know it counts. You wouldn't have brought me along with you if it didn't count.
Vegeta: (face goes blank) (in thought) Well I, uhh...
Goku: [teleports upside down infront of him] (smiling impishly) Hmmmmmm?
Vegeta: Errr, [turns his back on Son again] I, I only brought YOU along because I needed someone to use as a human shield in
case one of these bozos broke in and tried to attack me!
Goku: (giggles) But you didn't because you CARE about me.
Vegeta: (face turns bright red) I COULD CARE _LESS_ ABOUT _YOU_!
Goku: (hurt) Veggie doesn't care about me?
Vegeta: That's right. (nods)
Goku: (sniffles w/big sparkily eyes) But, but, but, but you said you'd care about me forever.
Vegeta: (nervously glancing at the others; Gohan, Mirai, & Goten look on, confused. Chu is trying to keep herself from
cracking up) I---said no such thing!!
Goku: (leans down to Veggie's height) *sniff* Uh-huh, back when we were in the castle right before you left to talk to
Chu-sama you said (imitating a giggly Veggie) "Forget about that mean 'ol witch 'Chi-chan'. She doesn't care about you, but
_I_ care about you and I'll care about you forever my sweet lil Kaka-chan". *sniffle* (rubs the snot from his nose & wipes
it on his pants)
Vegeta: (panicky) Uh--uh--uh, (slaps his hand over Goku's mouth) You KNOW I would never say such a thing about YOU and your
SMELLY Kako-self. (grits his teeth) _RIGHT_, _KAKARROT_!
Goku: ...OHHHHHH. (grins) (ribs him) (cheerful) You've got THAT right, little Veggie 'o mine who would NEVER LIE ABOUT
SOMETHING _NICE_ HE SAID TO ME JUST TO KEEP UP HIS 'SHORT LITTLE MEANIE' IMAGE. (winks at Veggie, who groans, embarassed)
In't that correct, 'short little meanie'?
Chuquita: Would you care to introduce Part 2 for us, 'short little meanie'.
Vegeta: (glares at her) Gladly. Here's Part 2 of the stupid story....AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS IN IT!!!
Summary: Veggie uses Mirai's time travel machine to stop Chi-Chi and Goku's wedding so no one will stand in his way for
getting his own personal Kaka-servant. What he doesn't know is that the Present Chi-Chi has followed the ouji to stop HIM.
Will Veggie get his way? How will this affect the future? And how does Piccolo fit into all this? Find out!
Goku: (giggling) You don't mean that too, don'tcha Veggie?
Vegeta: (red in the face) ...uh....OH SHUT UP!!
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" VEGGIE!!! CHI-CHAAAAAN! WHERE ARE YOU!!! " Goku cried loudly as he walked around inside Capsule Corp, looking for
them, " LIT-TLE VEH-GEE WHERE ARE U!!! I AM SORRY CHI-CHAN YELLED AT YOU AND MADE YOU SAD! PLEASE COME BACK! " he shouted,
then noticed a figure with its head down on the kitchen table, " Veggie! " Goku said excitedly, then ran over to the table.
A disappointed look covered his face, " Oh. It's only YOU Mirai. "
" Thanks Son-San, I feel SOOOOO loved right now. " Mirai said sarcastically. Goku zipped infront of him.
" Mirai have you seen little Veggie and Chi-chan? I've been looking for them everwhere and I don't know where they
are and what if they're in trouble! "
Mirai groaned, " Vegeta hijacked my time machine, and I think Chi-Chi went after him. "
" Time machine? Veggie doesn't know how to use your time machine! " Goku gasped, worried.
" I know that. He got it working SOMEHOW and now they're in the past somewhere. " Mirai resented letting the ouji
trick him.
" The PAST?! " Goku's eyes widened with fear...
:::" AHH! AHH! AHH!! " Vegeta clung to the top of a large tree trunk, three t-rex below the prince and hungrily
snapping at him with their jaws.
" TRY TO EAT _ME_ WILL YOU!!! " Chi-Chi screamed furiously as she chased after another dinosaur with a chainsaw in
her hands, " DIE YOU BEAST!! "
Vegeta wailed as one of the dinosaurs bit a hole in his pants, " KAKAY HELP!! ":::
..." OH NO! VEGGIE! " Goku gulped, " Mirai we've got to go save them! I mean, Chi-chan will be oh-kay because she's
good at beatin up mean 'ol dinosaurs, but Veggie, he's so little, he's practically an ORDERVE to those monsters! "
" Son-San, calm down. They're not THAT far back in time. " Mirai explained.
" *whew*, good. I was getting frightened there for a minute that Chi-chan was gonna come back all alone and tell me
that Veggie got himself eaten. " Goku wiped the sweat off his brow, " I don't think I'm ready to break in a new little buddy
just yet. "
" Yahhh... " Mirai sweatdropped, then changed the subject, " Say, Son? Did anything important happen at the 23rd
Strongest Under the Heavens tournament? "
Goku thought for a moment, " Hmm....OH! Yeah, now I remember! That's the tournament where I beat Piccolo, became the
champion, and married Chi-chan all in one day! " he said cheerfully.
" ... " Mirai's eyes widened, " Waitaminute, back up. "
Goku stared at him blankly and took a step back. Mirai slapped himself on the forehead.
" No, Son-San, that's not what I--nevermind. " Mirai sighed, " Did you just say that was the tournament you first
met Chi-Chi? " he gawked.
" Silly Mirai, I knew Chi-chan WAAAAAAAYYYY before that fight. That day of the tournament happened to be the same
day we got married. I meet her, I beat her, and I got CAKE! " he whipped out the picture of himself with his head stuck in
the side of the cake, " *sniff* It was the most beautiful cake I'd ever seen, *sniffle* I'll treasure it forever! " he hugged
the photo, " You know, when Chi-chan first brought me there, I thought it was just some one-day event where you wear funny
clothes and eat fancy pastries. But now thanks to Chi-chan I get to eat fancy pastries EVERYDAY! " Goku sighed dreamily,
" She MADE the cake in this picture you know. "
Mirai sat there, shocked, ::THAT must be way Toussan went back there, there's no other explanation! He's trying to
knock of that Chi-Chi so THIS Chi-Chi won't exist for Son-San to miss her!:: " That's a horrible use for my time machine!
Kaasan didn't invent it so Toussan could go around knocking off people he doesn't like! " Mirai said in a huff & folded his
arms.
" What? " Goku looked at him, bewildered.
" Huh? " Mirai glanced over at Goku, " Oh, its nothing Son-San, I was just thinking about something, hehheheh. " he
laughed nervously, ::Ohhhh, if the timeline Toussan's screwing with is the one that leads to here it could result in DIRE
CONSIQUENCES! Without Chi-Chi, Gohan and Goten won't exist! Without them existing a whole lot of OTHER people won't exist
EITHER!:: " What am I gonna do! "
" Do you want me to go check on Chi-chan and Veggie for you, Mirai? " Goku asked.
" I'd LOVE to go check on them myself; but in case you didn't notice, I only have ONE time machine, and THEY took
it. " Mirai said.
" Well that's not too hard, I can just teleport there. It'll be a lot faster than using your clunky machine. " Goku
explained.
Mirai's eyes popped open, " You can TIME TRAVEL!? "
" Sure! " Goku smiled, " Instant transmission is just traveling to the place you're thinking about in your mind. I
will merely think of this cake " he pointed at the picture again, " and voliá, I can partake of its chocolatey goodness for
a second time--not to mention find Veggie & Chi-chan. "
" WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD DO THAT SOONER!!! " Mirai screamed furiously.
" You never asked. " Goku shrugged innocently. Mirai groaned, " However, I WILL need to use the time machine to get
back here, I know what the past looks like, but not the future. That's why I can only time travel backwards. " Goku motioned
behind him.
" That's amazing... " Mirai said in awe, then a look of concern came over his face, " Do you think they're both
oh-kay back there? "
" Awww, of course they're oh-kay! Why, Chi-chan probably has already stopped Veggie's nefarious plot and has him all
tied up and ready for us to take him back home. "
" NO! NOOO NOOOOOOOO!!!! " Chi-Chi screamed in agony, her hands over her eyes. She opened one, then the other and
gawked down at herself in surprise, " I--I'm still alive. I still exist! " she blinked, confused, then turned her head to see
her younger self on the ground next to the arena, staring up in terror at the giant ball of ki. An obviously very strained
Goku was doing his best to hold the energy above his head. He let out a yell and sent a force against the ki, sending it
slowly and safely out of the stadium. He sighed heavily, then fell to the arena platform, exhausted.
Vegeta's jaw fell to the ground in shock.
Goku helped the girl up and back onto the platform. The now nerve-shot announcer cautiously made his way onto the
platform as well.
" It...appears the, the winner of this match is Son Goku! " the announcer said over his microphone, holding Goku's
arm in the air. He let go & turned to the saiyajin, stunned, " Out of curiousity Son Goku, how did you create that bundle
of ki from way over here? "
" I didn't do that. " Goku replied, " It just came out of nowhere...unless it was someone in the audiance. " he said,
confused.
" Well, whatever it was, you've saved us all, including your opponent here. " he pointed to Chi-Chi, " You should be
very greatful to Son here, he just saved your life! Isn't that amazing! " the announcer smiled at her.
" Oh Go-chan! " present Chi-Chi looked onto the scene, " That WAS amazing. " she sniffled with joy, then smirked at
Vegeta, " Thank you Vegeta for giving me another wonderful memory of beautifully unbreakable the bond between Goku & I is. "
" Errrr... " the ouji growled at her.
" I am very greatful to you Son-kun. " the younger Chi-Chi hugged him out on the arena.
" Aww, you're welcome Onomatopoeia. " Goku grinned at her.
" I missed you so much, I thought I would never see you again. Until one day I heard about this tournament and found
out that you had been in the two previous ones so I thought if I entered I would see you here. "
" ... " Goku blinked, " Do I know you? "
" Goku, you helped save my home when it was on fire--well, you tried to save it--but then we got a new house,
remember? "
" ...CHI-CHI! " he exclaimed.
" You remembered! " she smiled, pulling away from him & held his hands, " I'm so glad you remembered. I've been
thinking about you for so long you know. " Chi-Chi blushed, then paused, " Have you ever thought of, getting married, Goku? "
Goku thought for a moment.
:::" Ha! I've got you now! " he shouted as he tackled a large pastry labeled 'marriage'. He took a bite of the
pastry, which was a large, powdered jelly donut, " Mmmm, yummy! "
" Would you like some more, Son Goku? " Chi-Chi stood holding a plate full of more gigantic jelly donuts.
" YES PLEASE! " Goku grinned stupidly:::
" Chi-chan? " he looked dreamily into her eyes.
" Yes...Goku? " Chi-Chi choked out.
" Do you like jelly donuts? "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Well I..I guess. " she said, baffled.
" GREAT! " Goku thrust his arm into the air, " Come on Chi-chan! Let's go get ourselves some marriage! "
" *BEeEEEeeeEEEeeeeee* " a loud noise screeched from up in the sky. Chi-Chi, Goku, and the entire crowd instantly
turned their heads upward to see the ball of ki flying back down at them. Vegeta snickered, safely hidden behind the wooden
square slowed the movement of his hands controlling his ball of ki, which took the command and slowed its pace as it headed
towards the stadium. He quickly teleported from behind the square and beneath his ball of ki. With relative ease the ouji
blasted it upward and out into space. The crowd stood silent for a moment, then cheered. It was now present Chi-Chi's turn
to have her jaw fall to the floor in shock.
" Hey, it's that guy who was backstage with me before. " the younger Chi-Chi noted.
" It's Mr. Veggie! He saved us! " Goku grinned.
" Thank you Veggie-San. " Chi-Chi said with relief, " That energy would have just killed all of us if you hadn't...
appeared out of nowhere just like the blast itself did. " she scratched her head.
" Mr. Veggie, Chi-chan and I would be honored if you would attend our wedding, you know, for saving us from
certain death and all. " Goku said cheerfully. Chi-Chi nodded.
" Of course I would Kakarrot. " Vegeta landed infront of them, " I would be happy to attend the ceremonies. " he
snickered.
" Good! It's all set then! " Goku said, " We'll meet you there Mr. Veggie. " he turned upward and shouted,
" KINTO'UN! " a small, compact size yellow cloud floated down to them, " Chi-chan and I will see you then. " Goku helped her
onto the cloud, then hopped onto it himself, " Wait.....how do we get there again? " Goku glanced over at Chi-Chi.
" Don't worry, I'll find it, I've had everything all set up and ready to go. Including seats for everybody. " Chi-Chi
re-assured him.
" In that case--let's go! " Goku said as the cloud floated up and quickly sped off, " BE RIGHT BACK EVERYONE!! " Goku
called out to the people in the stands.
" Well...I guess...that means we should get to the next match, huh. " the announcer mumbled to himself, surprised,
" NEXT UP! FATSO MAULDOON VS LADY GODIVA! "
Present Chi-Chi stormed out onto the grass and up to Vegeta, who was busy happily waving to the younger couple, now
out of sight.
" Oh THAT was a CHEAP SHOT Vegeta. A VERY cheap shot. " Chi-Chi said with disqust as she folded her arms.
" Actually, I thought it was most creative of me. " Vegeta chuckled at her, " You've just given me a personal
invitation, how do you like that? "
" OOH!! THAT ME DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE THIS ME KNOWS YOU!! " she poked him in the gut, " THE OUJI I KNOW WOULDN'T GO
AND SUDDENLY DECIDE TO SAVE ME LIKE THAT! " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " What are you up too? "
" Did you know that 9 out of 10 murder victims are murdered by those close to them? " Vegeta smirked, " You know,
neighbors, vengeful relatives, little buddies of Kakarrot's, etc. "
" Ouji, I've known you for almost 2 decades now and I HARDLY consider you someone 'close' to me. " she scoffed.
" Well that other you just called me Veggie-San. That counts for SOMETHING doesn't it? "
" That 'other me' doesn't know your full name. All SHE has to go on is whatever you told Goku your name was. "
Chi-Chi said.
" Hmm, maybe I should've introduced myself to him as 'The Almighty King of the Universe' after all. " Vegeta pondered
outloud.
" Oh you'd LOVE to hear me call you THAT, wouldn't you, Vegeta. " Chi-Chi glared at him.
" Well, you know, I've been considering striking a deal with you. " the prince approached her, " Let's say you
concede to me now, hand over Kakarrotto. He will be stationed at Capsule Corp as my personal servant maid. You are not
allowed to see him or attempt to take him back. However you will be allowed to make one phone call to one another every
month that begins with the letter Y. "
" There is no month that begins with the letter Y. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
Vegeta laughed maniacally, " I know. Now, to continue, Kakarrotto will not be allowed to leave the premises without
my consent. He will eat what I give him, speak when he is spoken to, and wear what I dictate he may wear. On my part I shall
make sure that he is completely taken care of and gets the best heath and medical care money can buy so he can live a nice
full life in my care. "
" You madman. JUST BECAUSE YOUR STUPID KINGDOM HAS BEEN DWINDLED DOWN TO ONE PERSON DOES NOT MEAN IT'S GOKU'S
OBLIGATION TO DEEPIN YOU DENIAL AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR LITTLE PLANET DIDN'T EXPLODE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! " Chi-Chi
hollered at him.
" Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi. I never said it was Kakarrot's obligation to be in my custody. " Vegeta said casually,
" It's his DESTINY! "
" *SMACK*! " Chi-Chi slapped the prince across his face, " Worm. " she snarled.
Vegeta twitched slightly from the red mark on his cheek, " Fine, be that way, deny fate. It's not my problem. " he
said, floating upward, " Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 'party' to attend. " Vegeta flew off in the direction the others
had left.
" DON'T YOU DARE! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS OUJI-BOY!! " Chi-CHi screamed, flying after him.
" HOORAY! I HAVE MADE IT! " present Goku grinned as he teleported infront of the buffet at the wedding party, " Look
at all the yummies! It's just like I remembered it. " he reached out to grab a chunk out of the cake, then froze when he
heard his own voice coming in his direction and quickly hid under the table, the table-cover surrounding him.
" Cake! Yay! " the younger saiyajin said happily as he grabbed the chunk Goku was reaching for and shoved it in his
mouth. Crumbs scattered to the floor, " Mmmmmm, it's like eating a slice of heaven, *URP*! " he patted his stomach.
" GOKU! GOKU COME OVER HERE AND GREET SOME OF THE GUESTS! " Chi-Chi called from offscreen, " VEGGIE-SAN IS HERE! "
" Veggie-san??! " the Goku from under the table said, confused, " I don't remember any Veggie-sa---IT'S LITTLE
VEGGIE! HE CAME TO JOIN IN THE FESTIVITIES! How nice of him. " Goku clasped his hands together, then noticed the crumbs his
younger version had dropped & proceeded to suck them up into his mouth like a vaccum cleaner.
" Hello Veggie-san. " the younger Goku said as he shook the ouji's hand.
" Well Kakarrot, it doesn't look like you were exaggerating when you told me about how much food you had at this
wedding of yours. " Vegeta said as he looked around, impressed.
" But I didn't tell you about the food. " Goku cocked an eyebrow.
" Trust me, you've told me ALL ABOUT it, MANY MANY times. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
Goku shook present Chi-Chi's hand, " Oh, and you must be his wife. "
Chi-Chi & Vegeta fell to the floor animé style.
" WHHHHAAAAAAAAT!!! " Chi-Chi roared, " HOW DARE YOU! I AM NOT THAT EVIL LITTLE MONSTER'S WIFE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD EVEN INSINUATE SUCH A DISQUSTING AND HORRORFYING THING! I WOULD RATHER BE EATEN BY SEWER RATS THEN BE MARRIED TO
THAT CREEPY LITTLE GNOME!!! "
" ...eh....eh... " Goku whimpered, now hiding behind the younger Chi-Chi.
" She's got quite a temper hasn't she. " Chi-Chi glared at the fuming woman standing next to Vegeta, who was now
on the floor laughing and pointing at her. Chi-Chi hugged Goku protectively.
" In...that case, I guess you're his sister? " Goku said nervously.
" SISTER??? " Chi-Chi gawked, then starting screaming and ranting all over again. Vegeta got to his feet, still
cackling away.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA, oh Kakarrot, haHA, thank you for your hilarious assumptions. " he patted Goku on the
shoulder, " Hahaha! My wife, my sister, hahahaha. " Vegeta tried to calm himself down, " If my wife were here with us I could
count she would be laughing at me as well. " he noticed Bulma and Kuririn walk by, chatting about something, " There she
goes now. " he said to himself.
" Chi-Chi, may I have a word with you, over there. " Vegeta cocked his head to the right side of the setup.
" Well, oh-kay. " Chi-Chi said, then started off but stopped & turned to Goku, " Oh, Goku, if you want to go get a
snack before the ceremony starts, it's over-- " she sweatdropped to see nothing but a puff of smoke rushing in the direction
of the buffet, " --there. "
" OOOOH! CAKE-CAKE-CAKE-CAKE-CAKE-CAKE-CAKE! " Goku sped happily towards the buffet, then felt himself trip and land
headfirst into the side of the cake.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Piccolo snickered from beside the cake, " Consider this a prelude of the embarassment you will face
when I anhilate you at the tornament, Son Goku. " he said proudly, then leaned towards the cake for a response, " Son Goku? "
" Mmm, mmmph, mph! " munching could be heard from inside the cake. Piccolo sweatdropped.
" Buffoon. " he snorted, walking off.
" Oh yeah, now I remember, it was PICCOLO who tripped me! " present Goku said from under the table, " That cake
filling was delicious. " he licked his lips, " Mmm, raspberry cream... "
" Veggie-San? Veggie-San? " Chi-Chi called out as she waited at the corner of the room. She paused and decided to
fix a small crease in her wedding gown, " That's strange--ACK! " she yelped as she felt something grab her from around the
neck.
" Here's something that's even stranger. " Vegeta smirked down at her from the headlock he had her in, " You should
really pay more attention to whom you invite to your gatherings, but then again I probably would have sneaked in here anyway
so I guess there really isn't much difference. "
" ERRR, LET GO!!! " Chi-Chi screamed as she tried desperately to pull herself out of the ouji's grip.
" Don't bother, I'm eons ahead of you in strength. Do not worry though, I have nothing against YOU personally, it's
more of the you over there that I can't stand. And, unfortuantely for you, you're the one I have to destroy for her to
cease to exist. Isn't that a shame. "
" YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW!! LET GO OF ME!!! " Chi-Chi bit him. The ouji cringed & held tighter, causing Chi-Chi to gasp
for air, " GOKU!!! "
" Chi-chan's in trouble! " present Goku sat up, smacking his head on the table and knocking it, along with his
younger counterpart, who's head and ears were still blocked inside the cake, to the ground. He lept to his feet, " I'M COMING
CHI-CHAN!!! " he teleported out of the spot.
" AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Chi-Chi wailed as see frighteningly watched the small thin line of ki form
in Vegeta's free hand.
" OH SHUT UP! " Vegeta snapped at her, " Besides, you won't feel a thing. "
" *gasp* --little Veggie! "
Vegeta froze & glanced over to see his buddy staring at him, horrified, " Kaka-chan! " he panicked, " It's, it's not
what it looks like, really. I, I was just going to, uhh, give her a wedding noggie, yes. " he tossed the ki over his shoulder
, incinerating a nearby heard of sheep and then rubbing the top of the Chi-Chi's head, " See? Nice friendly, uhh, wedding
gesture. "
" GOKU HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed. Vegeta quickly let go of her.
" Little buddy Veggie how could you? " Goku's eyes watered.
" I COULDN'T! I mean, I wasn't going to kill her, really I wasn't. " Vegeta clasped his hands together, " You believe
me, don't you, *fake-sniffle*, Kakarrotto-chan? " he hugged the larger saiyajin.
" Aww, little Veggie! " Goku hugged back, causing the ouji to yelp in pain, " Little Veggie you are forgiven for your
brief stint of mental instability, I am sorry I even thought of accusing you of travelling back in time for the sole purpose
of killing my Chi-chan. You just wanted to join in on the fun, didn't you? " he smiled sweetly, holding the ouji out infront
of him.
" Umm, yes, of course, I just wanted to, uhh, enjoy the fesitive gathering and all, you know. Heh-heh. " Vegeta
laughed nervously.
" So, he WASN'T going to kill me? " Chi-Chi looked at the ouji, confused and now slightly suspicous.
" Of course not! Veggie's just a little crazy in the head. Sometimes he just does werid stuff out of nowhere for no
good reason and then reverts back to his normal kooky Veggie self. " Goku explained.
" How do you know all this when we only met him, like, three HOURS ago! " Chi-Chi asked.
" Aww Chi-chan, I'm not the me who met Veggie three hours ago, he is. " Goku pointed to his younger self, who wobbled
over to them, his head covered in icing.
" I love cake. *BUUUURP*. Heehee. " the younger saiyajin grinned sheepishly.
" Waitaminute! If HE'S Goku, then WHO are YOU! " Chi-Chi pointed at the present saiyajin.
" Me? Oh, I'm from the FUTURE. " his eyes temporarily widened on the word future. He grinned, " I came here to save
my little Veggie from doing anything stupid and screwing up the time-space continuum. You know, uncase the you from the
FUTURE wasn't able to hog-tie and stop him first. " Goku explained.
" You mean there's another ME here too! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" Yes, yes there is. " Goku nodded, then grabbed a handful of icing out of his counterpart's hair & shoved it in his
mouth, " Ahhhhh, what a cake. " he mused, then froze, " Hey, you know what's weird, I remember all this stuff happening
before. "
" Huh? " past Goku cocked his head.
" YEAH! I remember all this from HIS point of view. " he pointed to his younger self, " I remember wobbling over here
, and seeing that person who looked like me only buffer, and meeting Veggie before I actually met him when he landed on Earth
but it wasn't the same Veggie cuz that one hadn't met me yet and--WOW Veggie! I think you've just created some kind of time
travel black hole. " Goku looked down at Vegeta, who looked back at him, clueless, " Or maybe your trip here was already
predestined to begin with. Wow... "
" ... "
" ... "
" ... "
" ... "
" *SNAP*! "
" AHH! " everyone screamed to see Piccolo standing there with a camera in his hand, laughing at them, " HAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA--SMACK! " Chi-Chi bopped him over the head with her fists and took her camera back. Piccolo growled & rubbed
his sore green head, " Fine, I didn't want to come to your stupid party anyway, Son. But I'll be sure to be there at
your FUNERAL! "
" *ZAP*! " Vegeta sent a ki blast at Piccolo, frying him.
" AND YOU TOO!! " Piccolo shook his fist at Vegeta and stomped off.
" Piccolo AND Chi-chan never did like Veggie. " Goku shook his head, " And they STILL don't. Only now it's Piccolo
who's laughs at Veggie instead of the other way a-round. "
" Whoa...you toasted Piccolo! " younger Goku's eyes widened at how easily Vegeta had fried the namek to a blacked
crisp.
" Why thank you Kakarrotto-chan. " Vegeta smiled at him, then noticed present Goku evil-eyeing him, " OH CALM DOWN!
HE'S _YOU_ TOO! "
Present Goku smiled back contently.
" Veggie-San. " Chi-Chi walked towards him, " We would be honored if you were to take our pictures in Piccolo's
place, that is, unless you have another one of your 'episodes'. "
" Veggie's not gonna have any more episodes Chi-chan, I promise. " Goku nodded to them. Chi-Chi handed her camera
over to the ouji.
" You know how to work it, right? "
" Yes. " Vegeta replied.
" Alright then! " Chi-Chi smiled, then rubbed the icing away from Goku's eyes, " Be sure to get my good side! "
" *snap!* "
" OOH! That stupid little ouji, where did he go off to! " present Chi-Chi grumbled, the prince's disappearing act
beginning get on her nerves.
" HIIIII CHI-CHAN!!! " Chi-Chi looked up to see Goku waving at her from the crowd of people. She rushed over to him.
" How did YOU get here?! " she said, surprised.
" I teleported. " Goku grinned, putting his fingers in teleport position on his forehead.
" Amazing... " Chi-Chi mumbled.
" I came here to help you stop Veggie before he did something unspeakably horrible, but as it turns out, he's being
a good little Veggie and helping take pictures of everybody. " Goku said, proud of the little ouji.
" Pictures?! " Chi-Chi was taken aback, then pushed through the crowd to see her younger self, Goku, Kuririn, Yamcha,
Bulma, and even Piccolo all lined up in the same position as in one of her album pictures and lo and behold the mystery
person behind the camera taking their picture was Vegeta, " ... " Chi-Chi's mouth hung open as she got an eerie twilight
zoneish feeling, " Bizzare. " was all she could bring herself to say, " Is THAT why I couldn't remember who took the
pictures? Because it was HIM?! How could HE have been at our wedding? And if HE was at our wedding, does this mean that this
me and this you were at our wedding too when we were them!! " she said, absolutely in shock.
" I guess we were. " Goku smiled, " HEY! That means VEGGIE took all the pictures in your album Chi-chan. Isn't that
funny. You were so proud of them because they were taken before little Veggie came into our lives and in a sudden twist of
irony not only was Veggie at the wedding but he was the one taking the pictures to begin with. Silly, huh? " Goku giggled.
" ... "
" Chi-chan? "
" ... "
" Chi-chan? "
" I think....I need to..lie down. " Chi-Chi said in a small voice, her face as pale as a ghost.
" *click-click* *click-click*. Darnit. " Vegeta grumbled, " Out of film. " he handed the camera to the groom, " Here
you go Kakarrot. " he smiled, " Have fun. "
" Thank you Veggie-san. " Goku nodded to him greatfully.
" My pleasure Kakarrot. " Vegeta said, then headed towards the present Sons.
" Hey Veggie-san! " Goku shouted, Vegeta spun around & cried out as a light flashed before his eyes. Goku stood there
snickering, camera in hand, " Just something to remember you by! " he grinned.
" Errr, " Vegeta rubbed his eyes, " 23 years and Kakarrot is still Kakarrot. Unbelievable. " he grumbled, then looked
up at Goku & Chi-Chi, " Come on Kakarrot and Onna, let's go home. I'm tired of taking pictures. "
" But Veggie, I thought you orignally came down here get rid of Chi-Chi. What happened? " Goku said, surprised at
his little buddy's change of heart.
" To tell the truth, Kakarrot. That girl's a pretty nice person. And when I think about it the real Chi-Chi I want to
vengefully torture and horrify on my path to gain your servanthood from her is the one I see everyday. " he said as they
headed back to the time machine, " So, what I've decided to do is just wait it out until she's too old & senile to protest
my actions with you, seeing as by the time she is in her late 80's, early 90's, we saiyajins will still look and feel as
old as we are now. In fact, by Bejito-sei standards our metabolism is so slow that we'll still be in our prime days long
after the rest of these bakayaroes along with several more generations are 6 feet under. " Vegeta explained.
" Did you hear that Chi-chan!!! " Goku gawked as they got in the time machine. Chi-Chi was still in shock from
finding out the identity of her wedding photographer, " Chi-chan? Chi-chan? "
" Goku...let's go home now. " Chi-Chi said weakly, " I need a nice long rest to think about all this. "
" Oh-kay Chi-chan. " Goku said comfortingly, patting her on the back as the hatch to the time machine closed, " Now
don't you worry, we'll be home sooner than you can say yammalammadingdong! "
Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow at him, " "yammalammadingdo-- "
" WE'RE HERE!! " Goku said excitedly. Chi-Chi blinked to see they were now back in the lab.
" --ng. " Chi-Chi finished her sentence, shocked.
" The ride home's always faster than the ride up, did you notice that Veggie? " Goku said, getting out and then
helping Chi-Chi out as well.
" Yes, it seems to be one time phenomena NO ONE can explain. " Vegeta said dryly, dusting himself off.
" HEY MIRAI! WE'RE BACK! " Goku called up the stairs. Mirai poked his head in the doorway.
" SON! TOUSSAN! CHI-CHI! " Mirai said with relief as he ran down the stairs, " YOU MADE IT! " he said, then noticed
Chi-Chi's state of shock, " Is she alright? What happened? "
" Oh, Chi-chan and I found out who had taken all our wedding photos. And guess what? " Goku said anxiously, " It was
VEGGIE! " he pointed at Vegeta, who smirked at Mirai.
" But--how? Toussan didn't even COME to Earth until-- "
" Not the Veggie from THAT time period. THIS Veggie. " Goku patted Vegeta on the head, who felt pleased with himself.
" You mean, but then, how... " Mirai blinked, confused.
" Awww, don't worry Mirai, we'll all go upstairs and me, Veggie, and Chi-chan will tell you ALLLLLLL about it. " Goku
happily made his way up the stairs, followed by Vegeta and then Mirai.
Chi-Chi picked her album off the lab table where she had set it before hiding away in the machine to go after Vegeta
and flipped through the pages, all of which were exactly the same as she left them. She got to the last page and gasped to
see it was one of her, Vegeta, and Goku staring back at the camera the ouji had given the groom. All three had a dumbfounded
look on their faces. Chi-Chi's mouth hung open as she slowly closed the book and left up the stairs after them.
" I never want to see another picture again as long as I live. "
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11:34 PM 4/21/02
THE END
Vegeta: I have to say Chu, this ending WAS pretty painless for me; 'course I didn't get my Kaka-servant...
Chuquita: But you didn't get clobbered either.
Vegeta: (thinks) ...point.
Goku: Say, where did Mirai, Gohan, and Goten go?
Chuquita: Probably back home. And I suggest we head back to the Corner before Chi-Chi remembers what Veggie here did to her.
Vegeta: Oh yeah...the whole KING OF THE LAND thing...(sees Chi-Chi shooting her bazooka at him in her mind)...yes, I'd say
we'd better head back now.
Chuquita: Let's just take the bus, it'll be easier.
Goku: Oh-kay!
Vegeta: Chu, out of curiousity, will I be getting another hosting day anytime so-- [freezes as both Chu & Son send
death-glares at him]--I take that as a 'no'.
Chuquita: You're very observant.
Vegeta: (smirks) As the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI it is my job to be ever on the alart for threats to this planet.
Goku: Aww, that's nice Veggie.
Vegeta: I'M NOT NICE!
Goku: (giggles) Yes you are, you're just afraid to show how warm-n-gooey you are on the inside.
Vegeta: (face bright red) ...
Goku: (still giggling) Wellll?
Vegeta: [uncomfortable subject] ... (turns to Chu) [change the topic] So, Chu, what's happening next time?
Chuquita: Well, I'm planning on starting that episodes 273-274 parody. You know, the ones where you & Son-San brave through
Buu's digestive system, face killer worms, stomach acids, that kinda stuff.
Vegeta: (mockingly) Oh yes, you're making a parody of the episodes you haven't even seen yet, that's BRILLIANT.
Chuquita: Oh shut up! I happen to have 2 VERY WELL DONE summaries from DBZOA to work with, along with 2 screenshots.
Vegeta: (elbows Goku playfully) (snickering) Here that Kakarrot, a WHOLE TWO SCREENSHOTS *gasp* how did she ever manage to
get that MANY!
Chuquita: (glaring at him) Don't push it ouji-boy. (shrugs) One person e-mailed me the other day and said they have the
scripts and some video clips to the episodes but I think I'd have to see their website first before I know this stuff really
exists. Not to say that person's lying to me, I don't want to sound untrustworthy, but I need the evidence of the site she
mentioned first. I wanna be safe, ya know.
Goku: The web's a big place.
Vegeta: Yes it is.
Chuquita: (to audiance) BTW; the next Corner is going to be a special one. I've seen many fics around lately about the whole
saiyajins and their tails thing. Well next time on Chuey's Corner I'm going to zap our boys tails back so we can get some
answers like, other than the giant monkey transformation, what are tails good for? Do they have a mind of their own? Do they
display the subconsious thoughts of the creatures they are forced to share their appendages with?
Vegeta: (roars) 'CREATURES'?!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Oh shush! (turns back to audiance) Next time at the Corner, saiyajin tales speak out; and don't forget
the main story, so far entitled "You Gonna Eat That?"
Goku: It's delicious, nutritious, and gives you loose stools all in one!