We've Heard It All Before

After the battle with Vega, everyone went out for dinner at The Olive Garden. They cheered on Bit for a job well done, and Leena gave him a kiss. Then, the waiter brought the main courses, and everyone began to eat.

While eating her Chicken Alfredo, Leena asked, "Hey Bit, what do you want to do tomorrow?"

"Let's go to a movie," replied Bit.

Serena whined, "Mommy, daddy, I want to come too."

"No sweetie," replied Bit, "It's just gonna be mommy and me."

Leena said, "We'll take you to a movie next week. But this time, daddy and I want to do something together, just the two of us."

"Ok," beamed Serena.

* * *

The next day, Bit and Leena were at the movies. Bit brought them a large popcorn and two medium Sprites. While they waited, the two played Bust-a-Move 4 at the arcade. They fought against the computer, and took turns playing.

The movie was quite good. It was a romantic adventure about a demon that tried to destroy the world. A young prince decided to go on a journey to kill the monster. Along the way, he meets a sly ninja girl whose people were killed by the demon, a young sorceress with a troubled past, and a samurai in training who was looking for a cure for his sister's disease. The four friends went on many adventures until they finally defeated the demon. Throughout the story, a romance developed between the prince and ninja, and the samurai and sorceress.

As they were coming out, they saw a semi-familiar young man. His hair was a very light and shiny brown color, and his eyes were pale blue. The man wore clothing that emphasized money.

Bit stared for a moment. "Isn't that Harry Leena?" he asked.

Leena looked and exclaimed, "You're right Bit! We haven't seen King Moron Champ since he tried to ruin our wedding seven years ago."

At once, Harry turned around. He saw the Clouds across the hall, joking with each other. Seven years and a forced marriage hadn't quelled his jealousy. In fact, it had caused it to increase. Then, he ran across the hall, and grabbed Bit's collar.

"Hello Harry," choked out Bit, "Nice to see you again. How has it been?"

"Don't get all buddy-buddy on me Bit Cloud. I still have to get my revenge," replied Harry.

Leena pried Harry off of Bit. She held Bit in her arms, and asked, "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, just need to catch my breath," answered Bit.

"How could you do such a thing?" yelled Leena at Harry, "I told you ten years ago that I'm in love with Bit, and there's nothing you can do."

Harry laughed. "Maybe it's too late to make you mine, but that still doesn't mean I can't get my revenge for him stealing you."

"He must be related to Layon somehow," sighed Leena.

"I challenge Bit to a battle," said Harry, "I'll pay ten times the usual prize money."

Bit finally replied, "Whatever Harry. If it will shut you up so we can get by, I'll battle with you. Just don't get too upset when you lose."

"I'll win this time Bit. I've got a foolproof strategy," yelled Harry.

Leena laughed. "Sure Harry, and my father just threw out all of his Zoid models."

* * *

When Bit and Leena returned home, Lyla came up to them. "You've got a battle tomorrow. It's gonna be Bit vs. some guy named Harry Champ. He says he's destined to be king," she said.

"He's a king alright," joked Leena, "King of the Morons that is. He, Bit, and I had a similar relationship to yours with dad and Layon up until our wedding."

Lyla exclaimed, "How ironic. Well the battle's tomorrow, so get yourself a good nights sleep."

* * *

The next day, Bit and Liger Zero Schneider waited on the battlefield. Suddenly, Harry's Whale King flew on by, and dropped a strange Zoid out of the bottom before landing. It looked like a cross between Brad's Shadow Fox and a Zaber Fang. It was fortified with about ten different missile packs on various parts of the body. The paint job was gold with black spots.

"How do you like my 'Harry Champ Super Omega Cheetahtron Mark III'? It has the speed of a Lightning Saix, the maneuverability of a Command Wolf, the strength of an Iron Kong, and the arms capabilities of a Dibison. You don't stand a chance Bit Cloud," taunted Harry.

Back in the control room, Leena said, "I'm definitely sure he's related to Layon."

Bit just stared at the Zoid. "Is that supposed to scare me?" he asked, "Because it's not doing its job Harry. That's just a little pussy cat compared to Berserk Fury and Genosaur."

"Watch and learn," yelled Harry.

At that moment, The Judge landed. He gave his usual speech, and began the battle. Everyone on the Hovercargo waited tensely as it happened. No doubt Harry's new Zoid had something to do with it. 'C'mon Bit, show that jerk up,' thought Leena.

But as it turned out, there was nothing to worry about. Harry had neglected to realize that the speed and maneuverability were greatly reduced by the added weight of the extra arsenals. Therefore, he could bearly get his Zoid to move.

Bit and Liger began to laugh. They knew about the penalty of extra weapons from using Panzer for so many years. Harry had fouled up again, a mistake that would cost him the battle. Then, they took the opportunity while Harry mentally cursed his designers to run at him. "Buster…Slash," screamed Bit. At once, the Zoid went down.

"The battle is over. The battle is over," announced The Judge, "The winner is…The Blitz Team."

Bit jumped out of Liger's cockpit. He could see Leena, Serena, and Ryo running to greet him. "You were great daddy," said Serena.

Harry groaned, "You're a mother Leena! I just can't believe it."

At that moment, an auburn haired woman in a little black dress, and a boy who looked like a five-year-old Harry came up. "Let's go dearest, we have dinner reservations," she said while pulling his ear.

Harry wined, "Anything Alice. Just let go of my ear. Not in front of Maurice. And you're embarrassing me in front of my rival."

"Harry, a father," said a shocked Leena, "I guess miracles do happen."

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Harry's such a wimp, eh. His wife just runs him ragged. I'm guessing that he'd be forced to get married by his father after he failed to win Leena. And he is so stupid for forgetting that simple fact, he did remember it when he worked with Jack in episode five. I guess he just can't think strait when going for his revenge. I'd like to thank Mnemosyne for the idea of having Harry being creamed in a re-match. Oh, and Olive Garden is my all time favorite restaurant, and Chicken Alfredo is my all time favorite dish from there.