If the Fellowship were bikers

Names:

Leggy-Legolas

Fro-Frodo

Samy-Sam

Blacky-Gandalf-or G.B.-or Gandalf Black

Aggy-Aragorn

Mi-Merry

Peppy-Pippin

Arwen

Yo dudes, waz-up? –Leggy

Nothin new-everyone

I just picked up my new bottle of Panteen Pro-v silky+soft, and my soft sexy curls and waves. -Leggy (duh)

Why do you get all that hair chrap anyway? -Fro

Because I want to look sexy and attract myself to myself-Leggy

And he walks away

Don't bother him, he's to caught up in himself to even notice you, but I must say, he does have a very cute butt!  Better than my recent boyfriend. -G.B.

Hey, did you guys see my new tattoo Mr.Fro? -Samy

Sam, you have to stop getting those new heart tattoos with both our names in it, it's scary-fro

I only do it because I'm madly in love with you! And we must be together, now kiss me, or I will die Mr.Fro, my beloved. -Samy

And he smooches Fro's cheek. (aming for his lips)

Stop Sam, you're such a gaywad now leave me alone, I have another boyfriend. -Fro

Staring right at Gandalf.

But I just got my new leather jacket! -Samy

Now Arwen walks up.

I'm sorry but which one of you lost your heart engraved-I love Frodo Baggins- keychain with my house and car keys here? -Arwen

I must be you hot buns! -Arwen

Looking at Fro.

Just then Aggy walks up.

Those would be mine, you know all us bikers look alike! Now lets go a home hot ball! -Aggy

So they jumped on Aggy's bike and drove off into the sunset to his trailer down by the river.

By now Samy gave up with Fro for the day and hoped on his bike.

Are you sure you don't want to come to my apartment tonight and watch that home video that we made again Fro. -Samy

Yes Sam, we broke up last week, remember! -Fro

So now Samy drove off.

Now Leggy shows up again.

I'm off to go watch the Annual Shire ice-skating championships now see ya. -Leggy

And he drove off.

I have to go too, I'm gonna watch the Ice-skating too, then Hobbit Survivor, then I'm going to watch the Terminator + I Love Lucy marathons with by boyfriend.  You can come too; we can have a 3 some party. -G.B

Ok, as long as Sam isn't there! -Fro

So they hop on the bike and drive off into the sunset.

Please Review, this really stupid story please!