Author's Notes: Alrighty! Time for yet another chapter! Oh joy! Anyways, a ferret is back on the case after a short break, so review or he shall go for your jugular! Ahh.. it feels good to say that again... Anywho, I don't own EVA, it's characters, yada yada yada.... Although I am the owner of this box of raisins! If you wish to sue for the raisins, feel free, but I won't give them up without a fight.
The Word
Side Story: The Amazing Quests Of Touji And Kensuke!
Part 2: A New Ally In The War! The Duo Becomes a Trio?
Light filtered in from the bars on the window, waking the slumber of Touji and Kensuke. They looked around the bleak prison cell once again, and once again finding nothing new. No miracle at all. Kensuke quickly went back to sleep, but Touji stayed awake and kept repeating the same thought in his head.
'How did we end up stuck here?!'
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Meanwhile, back in the city of Tokyo-3, a lone figure walked towards the home of one Hikari Horaki, the class representative of 2-A. The figure's small frame is shadowed by the large backpack they carry, which seems to hold to much for the bag to hold. This extra weight seems to not disturb the figure at all though; they simply walk along, their blue hair fluttering in the wind. Rei Ayanami approached the front door of Hikari's small apartment and knocked twice. After a short wait, Hikari opened the door, yawning and rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
"Wh...Ayanami? What are you doing? It's 5 a.m."
"Class representative, do you know the whereabouts of Suzuhara?"
At the mention of his name, Hikari blushes lightly.
"Y-yeah.. him and Aida went out on some kind of quest. I really don't know where they are exactly."
"How would they become mobile?"
"Uhh... I would guess they'd hitch a ride... or steal a car knowing Aida.."
"Understood. Good bye."
With that, Rei turned and walked away, leaving a stunned Hikari standing in the doorway. Rei made a turn at the corner and headed towards NERV HQ. Thanks to her high level ID, she could easily get access to their location.
(AN: Come on people! Use your imagination! You mean to tell me NERV can build giant lasers, giant mechs, but they can't use satellite tracking?)
Rei knew well enough that Kensuke would pull something like steal a car, since he wasn't one for hitch hiking. Rei would simply do a scan for any missing vehicles, then see if any matches come in.
'They are the only way I can stop bojangles. I do not approve of relying on them, but there is no other refuse.'
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Once again opening his eyes, Touji looked around the cell. He noted once again that nothing was different and was about to drift back to sleep, when an odd sound caught his ear. Snoring? He looked over to Kensuke to see his eyes open, with a finger to his lips, signalling silence. He then pointed off beyond the cell. Touji followed the direction with his eyes and saw the guard asleep at his desk, his TV playing loudly next to him.
"Psst... Touji!"
Touji picked up Kensuke's whispering and quickly crept over to him.
"What?"
"This is our chance man! We can get out! I have a plan!"
Light gleamed off of his glasses as Kensuke cracked a wicked smile.
"No way man... I ain't gettin in no more trouble.. we should just call our parents and go.."
"Never... we must do this! For the people! Look, just hear me out."
Touji sighed. If he knew Kensuke, it'd be some plan he'd seen in a game that would never work in real life.
"Look... I snuck in this bottle of ketchup!"
Kensuke suddenly whipped a bottle of ketchup out of his pocket.
"How in the name of god did you do that?"
"Nevermind that! Listen, I'll open it and pour it on the ground. Then I'll lay down in it. After that, you scream and yell that I'm dead. Then when the guard runs in, I'll knock him out and we'll make a break for it!"
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"
"Oh yee of little faith... you'll see.."
Kensuke went into the middle of the cell and opened the bottle. After pouring the contents onto the floor, he layed in it and gave Touji the thumbs up before closing his eyes.
'Oh god... this is insane!!'
"Oh god! Kensuke! NOOO!"
The guard jumped up with a start and looked over at the duo.
"What's happening?!"
"God Kensuke's dead!!"
The guard looked at the floor and his eyes bulged.
"Oh good god!"
He pried his keys from his waist, quickly unlocking the door and running in. He looked closely at Kensuke, not daring to touch the body. He looked up at Touji before turning the accusing finger.
"What did you do kid?!"
"I didn't do anything!"
The guard now had moved Touji into the corner. Just as the guard was reaching for his phone, Kensuke leapt up and chopped him in the neck. The guard's knees buckled and he collapsed to the floor in a heap. Touji could only stare in amazment.
"Jesus dude... how did you do that?"
Kensuke grinned and slid his glasses up.
"I've been doing the whole martial arts thing for years!"
"What are you talking about? The most I've ever seen you do is play with weapons."
"......well I've played a lot of martial arts games and that's good enough. Come on we have to get out of here."
The two ran out of the cell, quickly closing it on the way. As they passed the guard's desk, they snagged their keys and bolted for the door......
which led straight into the the police main office. Every officer present turned and stared at the duo, one staring back in horror, the other covered in red ketchup with a look of bewilderment on his face.
"That's weird... that's not how it usually works..."
As the officers began to stand and approach the two, a voice cut across the crowd.
"Please remain where you are officers! We are here to take in these two!"
The group turned to look at two men, dressed completely in black, NERV logos on their black coats. Touji and Kensuke looked at them in shock, before running to the two. After the four left the station, they walked to a black van, also supporting the NERV logo. Finally, Kensuke had the courage to speak.
"Why did you guys help us?"
Neither agent responded though as they slid open the door of the NERV van, revealing the blue haired wonder, Rei Ayanami.
"Ayanami?!"
"You two quest to find bojangles. Am I correct in believing this?"
"Y-yeah..."
"Excellent."
Rei nodded to the two agents, and they took the keys to the Otaku Mobile from Kensuke. With that, the two agents walked in the direction of the old van.
"Where are they going?"
"They shall bring the vehicle you rode here back with them. This vehicle is better suited to our travels."
Kensuke's eyes widened at hearing this.
"Seriously? We get to use this? COOL!"
Kensuke was about to jump into the driver's seat when Touji stopped him.
"We still don't have a license.."
Rei quickly pulled out her NERV ID.
"This shall suffice in turning away other officers..... a box of things was taken from your old van. Aida, I believe they are yours."
She pointed to the box and Kensuke peered in. He gasped and suddenly tears of happiness ran down his face.
"All my anime stuff!"
After 15 minutes of decorating, the new NERV van had become the Otaku Mobile version 2.0! Kensuke turned the keys in the ignition and rolled down the window.
"Let's hit the road people!!"
A look of puzzlement crossed Rei's face.
"Why would one want to hit the road? I was under the impression the road was for driving?"
Touji sighed to himself. This trip suddenly felt like it was going to be 15 times longer.
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Author's Notes: Hurray another chapter done! Alrighty, well be sure to review people, and remember, I am watching you through your comps... so you better review... I know where you live! HAHAHAHA!..... okay I don't but I might be able to find out!
The Word
Side Story: The Amazing Quests Of Touji And Kensuke!
Part 2: A New Ally In The War! The Duo Becomes a Trio?
Light filtered in from the bars on the window, waking the slumber of Touji and Kensuke. They looked around the bleak prison cell once again, and once again finding nothing new. No miracle at all. Kensuke quickly went back to sleep, but Touji stayed awake and kept repeating the same thought in his head.
'How did we end up stuck here?!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, back in the city of Tokyo-3, a lone figure walked towards the home of one Hikari Horaki, the class representative of 2-A. The figure's small frame is shadowed by the large backpack they carry, which seems to hold to much for the bag to hold. This extra weight seems to not disturb the figure at all though; they simply walk along, their blue hair fluttering in the wind. Rei Ayanami approached the front door of Hikari's small apartment and knocked twice. After a short wait, Hikari opened the door, yawning and rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
"Wh...Ayanami? What are you doing? It's 5 a.m."
"Class representative, do you know the whereabouts of Suzuhara?"
At the mention of his name, Hikari blushes lightly.
"Y-yeah.. him and Aida went out on some kind of quest. I really don't know where they are exactly."
"How would they become mobile?"
"Uhh... I would guess they'd hitch a ride... or steal a car knowing Aida.."
"Understood. Good bye."
With that, Rei turned and walked away, leaving a stunned Hikari standing in the doorway. Rei made a turn at the corner and headed towards NERV HQ. Thanks to her high level ID, she could easily get access to their location.
(AN: Come on people! Use your imagination! You mean to tell me NERV can build giant lasers, giant mechs, but they can't use satellite tracking?)
Rei knew well enough that Kensuke would pull something like steal a car, since he wasn't one for hitch hiking. Rei would simply do a scan for any missing vehicles, then see if any matches come in.
'They are the only way I can stop bojangles. I do not approve of relying on them, but there is no other refuse.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Once again opening his eyes, Touji looked around the cell. He noted once again that nothing was different and was about to drift back to sleep, when an odd sound caught his ear. Snoring? He looked over to Kensuke to see his eyes open, with a finger to his lips, signalling silence. He then pointed off beyond the cell. Touji followed the direction with his eyes and saw the guard asleep at his desk, his TV playing loudly next to him.
"Psst... Touji!"
Touji picked up Kensuke's whispering and quickly crept over to him.
"What?"
"This is our chance man! We can get out! I have a plan!"
Light gleamed off of his glasses as Kensuke cracked a wicked smile.
"No way man... I ain't gettin in no more trouble.. we should just call our parents and go.."
"Never... we must do this! For the people! Look, just hear me out."
Touji sighed. If he knew Kensuke, it'd be some plan he'd seen in a game that would never work in real life.
"Look... I snuck in this bottle of ketchup!"
Kensuke suddenly whipped a bottle of ketchup out of his pocket.
"How in the name of god did you do that?"
"Nevermind that! Listen, I'll open it and pour it on the ground. Then I'll lay down in it. After that, you scream and yell that I'm dead. Then when the guard runs in, I'll knock him out and we'll make a break for it!"
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"
"Oh yee of little faith... you'll see.."
Kensuke went into the middle of the cell and opened the bottle. After pouring the contents onto the floor, he layed in it and gave Touji the thumbs up before closing his eyes.
'Oh god... this is insane!!'
"Oh god! Kensuke! NOOO!"
The guard jumped up with a start and looked over at the duo.
"What's happening?!"
"God Kensuke's dead!!"
The guard looked at the floor and his eyes bulged.
"Oh good god!"
He pried his keys from his waist, quickly unlocking the door and running in. He looked closely at Kensuke, not daring to touch the body. He looked up at Touji before turning the accusing finger.
"What did you do kid?!"
"I didn't do anything!"
The guard now had moved Touji into the corner. Just as the guard was reaching for his phone, Kensuke leapt up and chopped him in the neck. The guard's knees buckled and he collapsed to the floor in a heap. Touji could only stare in amazment.
"Jesus dude... how did you do that?"
Kensuke grinned and slid his glasses up.
"I've been doing the whole martial arts thing for years!"
"What are you talking about? The most I've ever seen you do is play with weapons."
"......well I've played a lot of martial arts games and that's good enough. Come on we have to get out of here."
The two ran out of the cell, quickly closing it on the way. As they passed the guard's desk, they snagged their keys and bolted for the door......
which led straight into the the police main office. Every officer present turned and stared at the duo, one staring back in horror, the other covered in red ketchup with a look of bewilderment on his face.
"That's weird... that's not how it usually works..."
As the officers began to stand and approach the two, a voice cut across the crowd.
"Please remain where you are officers! We are here to take in these two!"
The group turned to look at two men, dressed completely in black, NERV logos on their black coats. Touji and Kensuke looked at them in shock, before running to the two. After the four left the station, they walked to a black van, also supporting the NERV logo. Finally, Kensuke had the courage to speak.
"Why did you guys help us?"
Neither agent responded though as they slid open the door of the NERV van, revealing the blue haired wonder, Rei Ayanami.
"Ayanami?!"
"You two quest to find bojangles. Am I correct in believing this?"
"Y-yeah..."
"Excellent."
Rei nodded to the two agents, and they took the keys to the Otaku Mobile from Kensuke. With that, the two agents walked in the direction of the old van.
"Where are they going?"
"They shall bring the vehicle you rode here back with them. This vehicle is better suited to our travels."
Kensuke's eyes widened at hearing this.
"Seriously? We get to use this? COOL!"
Kensuke was about to jump into the driver's seat when Touji stopped him.
"We still don't have a license.."
Rei quickly pulled out her NERV ID.
"This shall suffice in turning away other officers..... a box of things was taken from your old van. Aida, I believe they are yours."
She pointed to the box and Kensuke peered in. He gasped and suddenly tears of happiness ran down his face.
"All my anime stuff!"
After 15 minutes of decorating, the new NERV van had become the Otaku Mobile version 2.0! Kensuke turned the keys in the ignition and rolled down the window.
"Let's hit the road people!!"
A look of puzzlement crossed Rei's face.
"Why would one want to hit the road? I was under the impression the road was for driving?"
Touji sighed to himself. This trip suddenly felt like it was going to be 15 times longer.
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Author's Notes: Hurray another chapter done! Alrighty, well be sure to review people, and remember, I am watching you through your comps... so you better review... I know where you live! HAHAHAHA!..... okay I don't but I might be able to find out!