ARRRGGGGG!!! Sorry that this chapter took so long! I have an evil mother
who is evil and.....does evil things! -_- About the Dagger and Zidane not
likeing eachother thing.....we had them that way for comic relief! Things
are a bit different in this chapter, and were planned to be that way all
along. So, NYAH.
-Aya
Disclaimer: I OWN IT ALL! THAT'S RIGHT! ME! ALL THIS IS MINE!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!! MINE!!!!
*Later…*
"Zidane."
"Mmskas?"
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!"
"BUTTERED TOAST!"
Zidane and Garnet were both completely wasted. Aya had passed out and was currently sleeping with her head on Kyle's shoulder, who was sitting against the wall, on the verge of sleep. Link and Zelda had managed to stay mostly sober.
"Link…?"
"Hmm."
"…Was that true?"
"What?"
"You know… the 'I never' Kyle proposed."
"Oh. …well, of course. I drank, didn't I?"
"Yes…" She blushed.
Kyle watched, waking up more. He poked Aya to wake her up and watch the scene. She woke up, groggily, about to ask why this intrusion on her sleep when he pointed at the red-faced princess. Aya grinned and very quietly made her comment.
"So there IS something between them."
Zelda had averted her eyes in embarrassment and now turned them back to look at Link who was gazing her. Their crystal blue eyes locked and Zelda suddenly grabbed one of Link's hands, but he didn't notice as they closed their eyes and leaned in closer…
Zidane suddenly burst in between them and then turned to face Garnet, who had been chasing him.
"NO! I WILL...WILL NOSH BE USHED!!!" He swept his arms dramatically, "NEVEERRRRR" and then fainted dead away on the floor.
"DAMNIT!! SO CLOSE!" Aya barked, slamming her fist into the carpet.
The Hylians turned to stare at her and Zelda put a hand on her lips nervously.
"W-what? I.. er.. uh.."
"Stop stammering and KISS HIM!" In a random sort of way, Aya grabbed Kyle and gave him and kiss. He tensed up in shock, then relaxed. Link and Zelda blinked at each other, then started laughing.
Garnet suddenly fell to her knees in front of Zidane and raised her arms in despair.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she began weeping and fainted onto his chest. Everyone rewarded this action with a stare before smacking his or her foreheads in exasperation.
"…I guess they will sleep there." Zelda said, standing up. "We'll have to make sleeping arrangements for the rest of us though."
"Why don't we trade off and on with the bedroom?" Kyle suggested.
"Yes, and WE get it first." Aya demanded.
"That's fine with me. Zelda?"
"Well, of course. We'll see you in the morning, then. Good Night."
A few minutes later, Aya had blown out the candle in the bedroom and the house was quiet, save the obnoxious sound of Zidane's snoring.
The next morning, Aya woke up and wandered out of the bedroom, down the hall past the bathroom and into the living room, very much asleep.
"I need shower…"
Kyle poked his head out of the bedroom, wide-awake.
"Me too?!"
"NO… I mean, not right now." The glare she attempted dissolved into a smirk.
Zelda, who had just awoken, blinked at the scene and tried to deduce what a "shower" was.
"Sounds obscene," she murmured to herself then poked Link who was very slowly waking up.
Aya walked up to Zelda and pulled her to her feet by her arm. The former had appeared to become much more awake already.
"I must explain plumbing to you."
Garnet rubbed her eyes. "My head hurts…"
Aya grinned. "Ah! We will have a conference! Only for us women!" She grabbed them both and pull them into the master bedroom to talk, kicking Kyle out in the process. ("But I'm not dressed!!") Then she led them into the bathroom connected to the bedroom, sat them down and began to explain "plumbing". Zelda listened with rapt attention, but Garnet's mind was wandering…
"Hey!" Zelda whispered to Garnet, trying to make her pay attention, but Aya had already noticed.
"Miss Alexandria, do you have something to share with the class?"
"…no. I'm just trying to figure out if I did anything embarrassing last night."
Zelda and Aya exchanged looks.
"….TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!"
"Well, you-" Zelda began.
"No, don't listen to Zelly! I know what happened-"
"..Zelly?"
"SH!" Aya cleared her throat and put her hands on her hips.
*In the other room…*
Link puzzled over a glass of orange juice while Kyle searched under the couch and other random forms of furniture for some sort of board game. All he found was a checkered, wooden box containing chess pieces.
"By any chance do you know what chess is?" Kyle asked Link, who blinked, surprised.
"Yes, actually. I'm surprised you play it here too."
Around two minutes later, they had an excitingly boring game of chess going. It was Link's turn and as he pondered his next move, Zidane bounced in the room. He crept up to the table, and looked down at the board, scratching his chin and wagging his tail. After a few seconds, his tail wrapped around a white knight lifted it off the table and caused it to jump over a pawn, a queen and a bishop then set it down on the board again. He grinned contently and crossed his arms with satisfaction.
"Uno."
Kyle and Link just blinked at each other in complete confusion. Zidane slapped Link on the back.
"You can thank me later… OUCH! SWORD!"
"Looks like you're royally screwed; no pun intended." Kyle told Link, ignoring Zidane who had walked over to the couch to sit. "Checkmate!"
Link smacked his forehead. "DAMN."
"As in… Damn, Zidane's good?" Zidane piped up
"No, shut up, moron." Link retorted. Kyle grinned and leaned back in the chair he was sitting in to watch.
"Don't be so jealous!" Zidane hopped up and shook his butt in Link's direction.
"Of what, your ass?"
"Uh… yeah? You KNOW you want a tail!"
Kyle began laughing and just as he did, he pushed back to far in the chair and it fell backwards onto the ground.
"OOF."
*Back in the oh-so-magical bathroom of mysteries…*
"And we couldn't get you off him!!" Aya exclaimed, moving her hands dramatically. Garnet stared in shock at hearing what appeared to have been her own actions while Zelda stared also, mouth wide open, but instead at Aya's mendacious behavior.
"And then after you ripped off your shirt, you-" Aya leaned in towards Dagger as she spoke but Zelda, no longer able to contain herself, slapped a hand onto Aya's mouth.
"NO! That story is entirely untrue!"
"…what?!??!" Garnet demanded, glaring at Aya.
"As if you didn't want it to be true," The latter responded, pulling Zelda's hand from her mouth and crossing her arms.
"What?! N-No I didn't!!!"
Zelda and Aya exchanged looks. "Riiiiigggggghhttttt"
"You know you like him!" Aya added.
"I do NOT!" Garnet stamped a foot on the linoleum floor (which Aya also had to explain to her royal comrades)
"Why can't you just admit it?" Zelda asked, smiling. Aya hopped up to the edge of the bathtub and swayed precariously.
"You should talk!!" Garnet roared. At that exact moment, the only Earthling in the room lost her balance and flopped into the bathtub.
"OOF."
A/N: Review? Yes, please!
-Aya
Disclaimer: I OWN IT ALL! THAT'S RIGHT! ME! ALL THIS IS MINE!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!! MINE!!!!
*Later…*
"Zidane."
"Mmskas?"
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!"
"BUTTERED TOAST!"
Zidane and Garnet were both completely wasted. Aya had passed out and was currently sleeping with her head on Kyle's shoulder, who was sitting against the wall, on the verge of sleep. Link and Zelda had managed to stay mostly sober.
"Link…?"
"Hmm."
"…Was that true?"
"What?"
"You know… the 'I never' Kyle proposed."
"Oh. …well, of course. I drank, didn't I?"
"Yes…" She blushed.
Kyle watched, waking up more. He poked Aya to wake her up and watch the scene. She woke up, groggily, about to ask why this intrusion on her sleep when he pointed at the red-faced princess. Aya grinned and very quietly made her comment.
"So there IS something between them."
Zelda had averted her eyes in embarrassment and now turned them back to look at Link who was gazing her. Their crystal blue eyes locked and Zelda suddenly grabbed one of Link's hands, but he didn't notice as they closed their eyes and leaned in closer…
Zidane suddenly burst in between them and then turned to face Garnet, who had been chasing him.
"NO! I WILL...WILL NOSH BE USHED!!!" He swept his arms dramatically, "NEVEERRRRR" and then fainted dead away on the floor.
"DAMNIT!! SO CLOSE!" Aya barked, slamming her fist into the carpet.
The Hylians turned to stare at her and Zelda put a hand on her lips nervously.
"W-what? I.. er.. uh.."
"Stop stammering and KISS HIM!" In a random sort of way, Aya grabbed Kyle and gave him and kiss. He tensed up in shock, then relaxed. Link and Zelda blinked at each other, then started laughing.
Garnet suddenly fell to her knees in front of Zidane and raised her arms in despair.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she began weeping and fainted onto his chest. Everyone rewarded this action with a stare before smacking his or her foreheads in exasperation.
"…I guess they will sleep there." Zelda said, standing up. "We'll have to make sleeping arrangements for the rest of us though."
"Why don't we trade off and on with the bedroom?" Kyle suggested.
"Yes, and WE get it first." Aya demanded.
"That's fine with me. Zelda?"
"Well, of course. We'll see you in the morning, then. Good Night."
A few minutes later, Aya had blown out the candle in the bedroom and the house was quiet, save the obnoxious sound of Zidane's snoring.
The next morning, Aya woke up and wandered out of the bedroom, down the hall past the bathroom and into the living room, very much asleep.
"I need shower…"
Kyle poked his head out of the bedroom, wide-awake.
"Me too?!"
"NO… I mean, not right now." The glare she attempted dissolved into a smirk.
Zelda, who had just awoken, blinked at the scene and tried to deduce what a "shower" was.
"Sounds obscene," she murmured to herself then poked Link who was very slowly waking up.
Aya walked up to Zelda and pulled her to her feet by her arm. The former had appeared to become much more awake already.
"I must explain plumbing to you."
Garnet rubbed her eyes. "My head hurts…"
Aya grinned. "Ah! We will have a conference! Only for us women!" She grabbed them both and pull them into the master bedroom to talk, kicking Kyle out in the process. ("But I'm not dressed!!") Then she led them into the bathroom connected to the bedroom, sat them down and began to explain "plumbing". Zelda listened with rapt attention, but Garnet's mind was wandering…
"Hey!" Zelda whispered to Garnet, trying to make her pay attention, but Aya had already noticed.
"Miss Alexandria, do you have something to share with the class?"
"…no. I'm just trying to figure out if I did anything embarrassing last night."
Zelda and Aya exchanged looks.
"….TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!"
"Well, you-" Zelda began.
"No, don't listen to Zelly! I know what happened-"
"..Zelly?"
"SH!" Aya cleared her throat and put her hands on her hips.
*In the other room…*
Link puzzled over a glass of orange juice while Kyle searched under the couch and other random forms of furniture for some sort of board game. All he found was a checkered, wooden box containing chess pieces.
"By any chance do you know what chess is?" Kyle asked Link, who blinked, surprised.
"Yes, actually. I'm surprised you play it here too."
Around two minutes later, they had an excitingly boring game of chess going. It was Link's turn and as he pondered his next move, Zidane bounced in the room. He crept up to the table, and looked down at the board, scratching his chin and wagging his tail. After a few seconds, his tail wrapped around a white knight lifted it off the table and caused it to jump over a pawn, a queen and a bishop then set it down on the board again. He grinned contently and crossed his arms with satisfaction.
"Uno."
Kyle and Link just blinked at each other in complete confusion. Zidane slapped Link on the back.
"You can thank me later… OUCH! SWORD!"
"Looks like you're royally screwed; no pun intended." Kyle told Link, ignoring Zidane who had walked over to the couch to sit. "Checkmate!"
Link smacked his forehead. "DAMN."
"As in… Damn, Zidane's good?" Zidane piped up
"No, shut up, moron." Link retorted. Kyle grinned and leaned back in the chair he was sitting in to watch.
"Don't be so jealous!" Zidane hopped up and shook his butt in Link's direction.
"Of what, your ass?"
"Uh… yeah? You KNOW you want a tail!"
Kyle began laughing and just as he did, he pushed back to far in the chair and it fell backwards onto the ground.
"OOF."
*Back in the oh-so-magical bathroom of mysteries…*
"And we couldn't get you off him!!" Aya exclaimed, moving her hands dramatically. Garnet stared in shock at hearing what appeared to have been her own actions while Zelda stared also, mouth wide open, but instead at Aya's mendacious behavior.
"And then after you ripped off your shirt, you-" Aya leaned in towards Dagger as she spoke but Zelda, no longer able to contain herself, slapped a hand onto Aya's mouth.
"NO! That story is entirely untrue!"
"…what?!??!" Garnet demanded, glaring at Aya.
"As if you didn't want it to be true," The latter responded, pulling Zelda's hand from her mouth and crossing her arms.
"What?! N-No I didn't!!!"
Zelda and Aya exchanged looks. "Riiiiigggggghhttttt"
"You know you like him!" Aya added.
"I do NOT!" Garnet stamped a foot on the linoleum floor (which Aya also had to explain to her royal comrades)
"Why can't you just admit it?" Zelda asked, smiling. Aya hopped up to the edge of the bathtub and swayed precariously.
"You should talk!!" Garnet roared. At that exact moment, the only Earthling in the room lost her balance and flopped into the bathtub.
"OOF."
A/N: Review? Yes, please!