Disclaimer: ....I own something?!?! YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! .....nani? I don't? _ DAMNIT.
A/N: ...Do you like ROMANCE?! GOOD romance AND??!??! CORNYNESS?! Then THIS. (period) is the chapter for you! If you think it's bad... well... ....
...If you LIKED IT, well, SHIT. I wrote it, the written part, I wrote it... the part you read... that was me. ...o_o ^_^;;; and Aya did the plot AND the editing (for I cannot be grammar-ful NOR spelling-ful at all), thank her for twas JOINT-ness that makes the FIC GO ROUND. Aye (As in "yes" not a typo of "Aya"), and if I didn't say anything, she'd kick me in the head X_x (Note from Aya: *KICKS ZELLY IN THE HEAD!!* ^_^) Anyway... Aya also has this to say: "*reads reviews* ;-; I FEEL SO INNSSSPPIIIRRRREEEEDDDD!!!!" That they do, so, mathematically speaking... For every review = part of the next chapter... so More reviews = BIG CHAPTERS!!!! Wait... o_O
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Kyle pulled himself up from the floor, rubbing his head. Link and Zidane started at him for less then a second before bursting out into laughter. Kyle scowled.
"If you think that was funny, you should have seen yourself last night, Zidane!"
Zidane blinked and looked at Link for help, but the latter merely began laughing harder.
"You were no better," Kyle snapped at him, "Making GOOGLY eyes at Little Miss Hyrule!" Link stopped laughing and opened his mouth to protest, but thought better of it and silently glared at Kyle.
"What... did I do...?" Zidane asked cautiously.
"Let's just say... you're in for some pain." Link told him.
"What...? From...?"
"The Queen of France... WHO DO YOU THINK?!" Kyle cried, now back in his seat and NOT leaning.
"...France?" Link questioned.
Kyle scratched his head. "Erm... a place with lots of people.... and stuff.....OH AND WINE!"
Zidane hopped up suddenly, forgetting all past conversation. "Let's GO!!"
"Wait!" Link grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him back down to the ground. "We have to embarrass you first."
"Ah... yes..." Kyle rubbed his hands together and grinned. "Link, if you would do the honor..."
Link choked back a laugh then stood and proclaimed; "NO! I WILL NOSH BE USED!!"
Zidane jumped back in shock, then Kyle stood up as well, swept his arms dramatically and appeared to faint on the floor.
"I... I didn't... I..." Zidane stared blankly. "I DIDN'T DO THAT!!!"
Link and Kyle simply returned back to their seats and laughed to hard to give him an answer.
"Well, THAT was certainly elegant." Zelda commented
"Someone didn't go to charm school..." Garnet laughed with Zelda while walking across the room to help Aya out of the bathtub.
"Don't change the subject!" Aya barked commandingly, but the two women just laughed harder. She scowled. "I swear... if it wasn't so close to Christmas..."
"Explain this, 'Christmas'." Zelda demanded while Garnet nodded her head furiously in agreement.
"Erm.. well.." Aya began, " It has pine trees... and presents and miste-" She stopped and grinned. "You don't know what mistletoe is, do you?!"
"Sounds obscene..." Zelda commented quietly.
Aya rolled her eyes. "EVERYTHING outside of 'Prissy Land' sounds obscene to you!"
Before Zelda could retort, Garnet broke them apart. "Stop it! I want to know what mistletoe is!"
"I need my victim" Aya told them, and walked out into the living room. The two royalties blinked at each other then followed. Aya leaned over Kyle, who was laughing at who knows what, and poked his head.
"We have to do an example of mistletoe."
"...Okay!" Kyle grinned at her.
"No, not us," She tilted her head in Zelda's direction, who had walked over to Link, "Them."
Kyle blinked, then grinned knowingly.
"Are you.. SACRIFICING THEM?!?!" Zidane asked, in alarm. Garnet sighed and rolled her eyes.
"One of these days, you're going to make ME stupid."
Zelda and Link exchanged horrified looks, but Aya waltzed over to them and wrapped her arms around each of their shoulders and pointed to Kyle.
"Let's pretend his... hand it is mistletoe, because the real stuff is poison." Kyle obeyed and walked over and put his hand over their heads. "And now... you kiss!" Aya announced.
Zelda could barely utter a startled squeak because she was so shocked and Link managed an attempt to flee, but Zidane pushed him back to his spot and Garnet added her assistance by shoving Zelda into his arms.
The princess raised her eyes and found the captured by the gaze of her hero. His grip around her waist tightened slightly and Zelda found her hands grasping his shoulders.
It wasn't a question of if they wanted to kiss or not; that was ridiculous, of COURSE they did. But... there were... other people. Not just that, but those other persons were watching and EXPECTING them to kiss. Well, if they were watching and expecting, what choice did the Hylians have?
As if having made that silent realization, Link removed a hand from Zelda's hip and brushing her chin with the worn, soft leather of the gauntlet. Their eyes closed and very slowly, he guided her mouth to his and what followed as a LONG, WELL-DESERVED, PASSONATE KISS. (A/N: LMAO, Zelly you had TOO much fun with that one!! -Aya)
Aya grinned at them and almost clapped, but instead thought of her first kiss with Kyle. She plopped her head on the latter's shoulder and pressed her lips on his neck. He blinked at her and patted her head. Garnet watched with "newly formed couple" happily, thinking of one of the many times she kissed Zidane.. but NO. NO THINKING OF ZIDANE... Garnet found herself unconsciously glancing at the monkey-boy, who was smirking at her. She rolled her eyes and stuck out her tongue, as if to say "You don't have a chance, boy". His smiled widened even more.
"I love it when you're nasty!"
The queen's eyes enlarged and her mouth dropped open. Without thought and with lack of knowing what else to do, she stomped up to Zidane and smacked him hard across the face. It was so painful, in many ways, that he stepped back after the impact, and so loud that Aya almost did a vampire impression. But, it was not disturbing the room enough to be rewarded by much more than a slight eye opening-ness from Link and Zelda even chose that second to wrap her arms tighter around his neck, as if having sensed his slight loss of concentration.
Zidane gave Garnet and uncharacteristically painful look, but her face was cold with rage and she barely even blinked at him before storming to the direction of the bathroom. The geonome watched her go, then slumped toward the hot tub, rubbing his reddening cheek with the back of his hand. Aya and Kyle looked from the scene to each other, exchanged knowing looks, the nodded and walked in the opposite direction to the haven of the Gaian/Terran of their gender.
At the same moment the room was deserted, the Hylians pulled their lips apart slowly, with the lingering desire of another taste. For the next few seconds, they held each other and remained with their vision as such until light lings of red marked Zelda's cheeks and she broke their eye contact slightly.
"That was fun..." she commented, almost impishly and was responded too by a laugh from her counterpart.
"Where is everyone?" He asked, scanning the room. She shrugged.
"I'll go check toward the bedroom, and you check the kitchen area." They parted to their separate entranceways, turned back to each other for a final gaze, then ZIPPED to their assigned directions.
Zelda pushed the door to the bedroom open slightly, looking about. Garnet was siting on the bed, staring at the ground while Aya stood above her, rambling much in the way of things that are lectures.
"...And you could have just said 'NO, ZIDANE, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU' instead of ATTACKING HIM!!"
The princess sneaked unobtrusively in the room and made for the other women, when she saw a small, fuzzy black box on the counter. Being in an untouchable good mood, she picked it up silently and opened the lid. Inside there glistened a ring, encrusted with diamonds. Each face of each diamond glittered in its own special way, reflecting the light in turn as Zelda turned it over in her hand and stared in awe. (A/N: Special cornyness, JUST FOR YOU, READER! Yatta!)
"...Pretty..." she managed to say (much in the way of San from P.M.), wondering what magic could have made every edge so perfect.
"And ANOTHER THING," Aya was still barking, "Did you have to hit him so GOD DAMN LOUD- eh.. what are you staring at?"
Garnet had turned away from Aya, and was looking at Zelda's blank face, then got up to inspect the ring.
"It's... incredible..."
"Aya, is it yours? I mean, only you and Kyle have used this room yet..." Zelda asked, not taking her eyes from the box.
"Yes, and it's so perfect... It looks like an engagement ri-" Garnet stopped and looked at Zelda before they both turned and stared at Aya.
"...WHAT?!" Aya demanded hopping up, her face bright red. Zelda gave her a knowing grin. "Let me see!!" The taller blonde demanded.
"No!" Garnet lifted the box out of Aya's reach just as she dove for it, and the latter stumbled and almost fell to the ground, before pivoting and trying to grab it again. Garnet chucked the box to Zelda.
"You're not supposed to know it's here." The princess told her stubbornly and threw the box back to the queen before Aya could nab it.
"But... but...." She gave up her offense and tried negotiation instead. "I might not even BE an engagement ring... it might be the ring I wanted for my birthday!"
Garnet raised an eyebrow. "...When's your birthday?"
"....TOMORROW!" Aya exclaimed with a slight hesitation. The other two stared at her, skeptical.
"Really?"
"No!" Aya snatched the box from Garnet's hand before she could react. The raven-haired woman gave a yelp of surprise before barreling into Aya and pulling her to the ground. Zelda calmly walked up to the other two and removed the box from Aya's hand, which was flailing in protest.
"Way to go, your highness!" She barked mockingly.
Garnet hopped off her defeated partner and grinned. "I rule!"
Zelda inched away from Aya, smirking at the Gaian. "That was very much like something Zidane would say..."
"Shut up." Garnet barked at her, crossing her arms.
"That too..." came the unfazed reply.
"Touche!" Aya commented.
*Cut! ...to the MEN (Zidane too)*
Zidane was curled up on the floor of the kitchen, a hand over his eyes and his long, yellowish tail beating across the ground furiously. Kyle stood over the Geonome, yelling as soon as he saw a tear slide down his face;
"DON'T CRY, YOU SISSY!!" At the same moment, Link walked in the room and scratched his head with confusion.
"I don't know what I'm doing wronnggg!!!" Zidane whined. Link snickered and murmured something that sounded like "kids". Kyle reached out his hand randomly and whacked the back of Link's head.
"You just got your first kiss, so, shut up, moron." He commanded. Link gave a nervous laugh and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Well..." he began, "...at least I don't melt every time 'little miss SEDUCTIVE' touches me!"
Kyle stared at him. "I..uh..." was all he made out, not able to create a witty retort.
"Yes, her." Link told him raising an eyebrow at what he thought was a rather stupid comment. Zidane sat up slightly and laughed. The Italian shot him a glare.
"Aren't you supposed to CRYING!?!??!" Zidane took the hint and covered his eyes again. Suddenly he had flopped to the ground and stared at the ceiling with is fingers combing at his hair.
"I thought she loovvvveeeedddd meeeeeee!!! I came back, and then STUFF! But.. it... WHY!?!?!! WE-"
"Zidane, shut up!" Link insisted then looked at Kyle to help him calm the shaking thief. But Kyle was preoccupied. He had just checked one of his pockets to reassure himself of... something that he had remembered when Aya was mentioned, and found it empty.
"HOLY SHIT!! WHERE IS IT?!?!" He was randomly searching pockets now, and almost reached for Zidane's pocket. "It's not here!! AAAAHH WHERE DID I PUT IT?!?!"
Link sighed with irritation and grabbed Kyle's shoulders to stop him from running into a wall. "What's not here?"
"The... the... thing!" Kyle told him, giving very little help. "SHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!" He announced suddenly. "THEY WENT INTO THE ROOM!!" And with that, he made to dart from the room.
"HOLD ON A SECOND!!" Link bellowed, grabbing Kyle by the back of his shirt and effortlessly pulling him back into the room. "What the hell is this all about?!"
"DAMNIT!" Kyle said, ignoring Link's request and breaking free of his grasp. "DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT..... OUCH. JESUS HENRY CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Zidane had pinched his leg.
"TELL US!" He commanded.
"Gwwaaahhhh!!" Kyle barked, hopping with irritation, "ILEFTAYASENGAGMENTRINGINTHEROOM!!" He concluded.
"Great Din, man, what have you done?!" Link asked wildly, apparently having been able to decipher what the Earthling had said.
"...What's a din?" Zidane interrogated, after a long pause.
"...a loud noise." Kyle told him, looking just as confused.
"...what?" Link blinked at them as if they were insane. "What are you TALKING about?! It's one of the Goddess!!"
"Ooooooohhhh...." Came the joint, confused reply.
"What were we talking about again..." Zidane asked looking around.
"......WE HAVE TO STOP THEM FROM FINDING THE RING!" Kyle shouted dramaticly after a long hesitation.
"Too late..." A rather dazed Aya was standing in the doorway, flanked by both Zelda and Garnet.
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A/N: *pulls out hot pink pom poms* GIMME AN R! R!! GIMME AN EVIEW! EVIEW! What does it spell?!?! REVIEW!!!! YAY!!!!!!! *does much happy bouncing*
A/N: ...Do you like ROMANCE?! GOOD romance AND??!??! CORNYNESS?! Then THIS. (period) is the chapter for you! If you think it's bad... well... ....
...If you LIKED IT, well, SHIT. I wrote it, the written part, I wrote it... the part you read... that was me. ...o_o ^_^;;; and Aya did the plot AND the editing (for I cannot be grammar-ful NOR spelling-ful at all), thank her for twas JOINT-ness that makes the FIC GO ROUND. Aye (As in "yes" not a typo of "Aya"), and if I didn't say anything, she'd kick me in the head X_x (Note from Aya: *KICKS ZELLY IN THE HEAD!!* ^_^) Anyway... Aya also has this to say: "*reads reviews* ;-; I FEEL SO INNSSSPPIIIRRRREEEEDDDD!!!!" That they do, so, mathematically speaking... For every review = part of the next chapter... so More reviews = BIG CHAPTERS!!!! Wait... o_O
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Kyle pulled himself up from the floor, rubbing his head. Link and Zidane started at him for less then a second before bursting out into laughter. Kyle scowled.
"If you think that was funny, you should have seen yourself last night, Zidane!"
Zidane blinked and looked at Link for help, but the latter merely began laughing harder.
"You were no better," Kyle snapped at him, "Making GOOGLY eyes at Little Miss Hyrule!" Link stopped laughing and opened his mouth to protest, but thought better of it and silently glared at Kyle.
"What... did I do...?" Zidane asked cautiously.
"Let's just say... you're in for some pain." Link told him.
"What...? From...?"
"The Queen of France... WHO DO YOU THINK?!" Kyle cried, now back in his seat and NOT leaning.
"...France?" Link questioned.
Kyle scratched his head. "Erm... a place with lots of people.... and stuff.....OH AND WINE!"
Zidane hopped up suddenly, forgetting all past conversation. "Let's GO!!"
"Wait!" Link grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him back down to the ground. "We have to embarrass you first."
"Ah... yes..." Kyle rubbed his hands together and grinned. "Link, if you would do the honor..."
Link choked back a laugh then stood and proclaimed; "NO! I WILL NOSH BE USED!!"
Zidane jumped back in shock, then Kyle stood up as well, swept his arms dramatically and appeared to faint on the floor.
"I... I didn't... I..." Zidane stared blankly. "I DIDN'T DO THAT!!!"
Link and Kyle simply returned back to their seats and laughed to hard to give him an answer.
"Well, THAT was certainly elegant." Zelda commented
"Someone didn't go to charm school..." Garnet laughed with Zelda while walking across the room to help Aya out of the bathtub.
"Don't change the subject!" Aya barked commandingly, but the two women just laughed harder. She scowled. "I swear... if it wasn't so close to Christmas..."
"Explain this, 'Christmas'." Zelda demanded while Garnet nodded her head furiously in agreement.
"Erm.. well.." Aya began, " It has pine trees... and presents and miste-" She stopped and grinned. "You don't know what mistletoe is, do you?!"
"Sounds obscene..." Zelda commented quietly.
Aya rolled her eyes. "EVERYTHING outside of 'Prissy Land' sounds obscene to you!"
Before Zelda could retort, Garnet broke them apart. "Stop it! I want to know what mistletoe is!"
"I need my victim" Aya told them, and walked out into the living room. The two royalties blinked at each other then followed. Aya leaned over Kyle, who was laughing at who knows what, and poked his head.
"We have to do an example of mistletoe."
"...Okay!" Kyle grinned at her.
"No, not us," She tilted her head in Zelda's direction, who had walked over to Link, "Them."
Kyle blinked, then grinned knowingly.
"Are you.. SACRIFICING THEM?!?!" Zidane asked, in alarm. Garnet sighed and rolled her eyes.
"One of these days, you're going to make ME stupid."
Zelda and Link exchanged horrified looks, but Aya waltzed over to them and wrapped her arms around each of their shoulders and pointed to Kyle.
"Let's pretend his... hand it is mistletoe, because the real stuff is poison." Kyle obeyed and walked over and put his hand over their heads. "And now... you kiss!" Aya announced.
Zelda could barely utter a startled squeak because she was so shocked and Link managed an attempt to flee, but Zidane pushed him back to his spot and Garnet added her assistance by shoving Zelda into his arms.
The princess raised her eyes and found the captured by the gaze of her hero. His grip around her waist tightened slightly and Zelda found her hands grasping his shoulders.
It wasn't a question of if they wanted to kiss or not; that was ridiculous, of COURSE they did. But... there were... other people. Not just that, but those other persons were watching and EXPECTING them to kiss. Well, if they were watching and expecting, what choice did the Hylians have?
As if having made that silent realization, Link removed a hand from Zelda's hip and brushing her chin with the worn, soft leather of the gauntlet. Their eyes closed and very slowly, he guided her mouth to his and what followed as a LONG, WELL-DESERVED, PASSONATE KISS. (A/N: LMAO, Zelly you had TOO much fun with that one!! -Aya)
Aya grinned at them and almost clapped, but instead thought of her first kiss with Kyle. She plopped her head on the latter's shoulder and pressed her lips on his neck. He blinked at her and patted her head. Garnet watched with "newly formed couple" happily, thinking of one of the many times she kissed Zidane.. but NO. NO THINKING OF ZIDANE... Garnet found herself unconsciously glancing at the monkey-boy, who was smirking at her. She rolled her eyes and stuck out her tongue, as if to say "You don't have a chance, boy". His smiled widened even more.
"I love it when you're nasty!"
The queen's eyes enlarged and her mouth dropped open. Without thought and with lack of knowing what else to do, she stomped up to Zidane and smacked him hard across the face. It was so painful, in many ways, that he stepped back after the impact, and so loud that Aya almost did a vampire impression. But, it was not disturbing the room enough to be rewarded by much more than a slight eye opening-ness from Link and Zelda even chose that second to wrap her arms tighter around his neck, as if having sensed his slight loss of concentration.
Zidane gave Garnet and uncharacteristically painful look, but her face was cold with rage and she barely even blinked at him before storming to the direction of the bathroom. The geonome watched her go, then slumped toward the hot tub, rubbing his reddening cheek with the back of his hand. Aya and Kyle looked from the scene to each other, exchanged knowing looks, the nodded and walked in the opposite direction to the haven of the Gaian/Terran of their gender.
At the same moment the room was deserted, the Hylians pulled their lips apart slowly, with the lingering desire of another taste. For the next few seconds, they held each other and remained with their vision as such until light lings of red marked Zelda's cheeks and she broke their eye contact slightly.
"That was fun..." she commented, almost impishly and was responded too by a laugh from her counterpart.
"Where is everyone?" He asked, scanning the room. She shrugged.
"I'll go check toward the bedroom, and you check the kitchen area." They parted to their separate entranceways, turned back to each other for a final gaze, then ZIPPED to their assigned directions.
Zelda pushed the door to the bedroom open slightly, looking about. Garnet was siting on the bed, staring at the ground while Aya stood above her, rambling much in the way of things that are lectures.
"...And you could have just said 'NO, ZIDANE, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU' instead of ATTACKING HIM!!"
The princess sneaked unobtrusively in the room and made for the other women, when she saw a small, fuzzy black box on the counter. Being in an untouchable good mood, she picked it up silently and opened the lid. Inside there glistened a ring, encrusted with diamonds. Each face of each diamond glittered in its own special way, reflecting the light in turn as Zelda turned it over in her hand and stared in awe. (A/N: Special cornyness, JUST FOR YOU, READER! Yatta!)
"...Pretty..." she managed to say (much in the way of San from P.M.), wondering what magic could have made every edge so perfect.
"And ANOTHER THING," Aya was still barking, "Did you have to hit him so GOD DAMN LOUD- eh.. what are you staring at?"
Garnet had turned away from Aya, and was looking at Zelda's blank face, then got up to inspect the ring.
"It's... incredible..."
"Aya, is it yours? I mean, only you and Kyle have used this room yet..." Zelda asked, not taking her eyes from the box.
"Yes, and it's so perfect... It looks like an engagement ri-" Garnet stopped and looked at Zelda before they both turned and stared at Aya.
"...WHAT?!" Aya demanded hopping up, her face bright red. Zelda gave her a knowing grin. "Let me see!!" The taller blonde demanded.
"No!" Garnet lifted the box out of Aya's reach just as she dove for it, and the latter stumbled and almost fell to the ground, before pivoting and trying to grab it again. Garnet chucked the box to Zelda.
"You're not supposed to know it's here." The princess told her stubbornly and threw the box back to the queen before Aya could nab it.
"But... but...." She gave up her offense and tried negotiation instead. "I might not even BE an engagement ring... it might be the ring I wanted for my birthday!"
Garnet raised an eyebrow. "...When's your birthday?"
"....TOMORROW!" Aya exclaimed with a slight hesitation. The other two stared at her, skeptical.
"Really?"
"No!" Aya snatched the box from Garnet's hand before she could react. The raven-haired woman gave a yelp of surprise before barreling into Aya and pulling her to the ground. Zelda calmly walked up to the other two and removed the box from Aya's hand, which was flailing in protest.
"Way to go, your highness!" She barked mockingly.
Garnet hopped off her defeated partner and grinned. "I rule!"
Zelda inched away from Aya, smirking at the Gaian. "That was very much like something Zidane would say..."
"Shut up." Garnet barked at her, crossing her arms.
"That too..." came the unfazed reply.
"Touche!" Aya commented.
*Cut! ...to the MEN (Zidane too)*
Zidane was curled up on the floor of the kitchen, a hand over his eyes and his long, yellowish tail beating across the ground furiously. Kyle stood over the Geonome, yelling as soon as he saw a tear slide down his face;
"DON'T CRY, YOU SISSY!!" At the same moment, Link walked in the room and scratched his head with confusion.
"I don't know what I'm doing wronnggg!!!" Zidane whined. Link snickered and murmured something that sounded like "kids". Kyle reached out his hand randomly and whacked the back of Link's head.
"You just got your first kiss, so, shut up, moron." He commanded. Link gave a nervous laugh and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Well..." he began, "...at least I don't melt every time 'little miss SEDUCTIVE' touches me!"
Kyle stared at him. "I..uh..." was all he made out, not able to create a witty retort.
"Yes, her." Link told him raising an eyebrow at what he thought was a rather stupid comment. Zidane sat up slightly and laughed. The Italian shot him a glare.
"Aren't you supposed to CRYING!?!??!" Zidane took the hint and covered his eyes again. Suddenly he had flopped to the ground and stared at the ceiling with is fingers combing at his hair.
"I thought she loovvvveeeedddd meeeeeee!!! I came back, and then STUFF! But.. it... WHY!?!?!! WE-"
"Zidane, shut up!" Link insisted then looked at Kyle to help him calm the shaking thief. But Kyle was preoccupied. He had just checked one of his pockets to reassure himself of... something that he had remembered when Aya was mentioned, and found it empty.
"HOLY SHIT!! WHERE IS IT?!?!" He was randomly searching pockets now, and almost reached for Zidane's pocket. "It's not here!! AAAAHH WHERE DID I PUT IT?!?!"
Link sighed with irritation and grabbed Kyle's shoulders to stop him from running into a wall. "What's not here?"
"The... the... thing!" Kyle told him, giving very little help. "SHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!" He announced suddenly. "THEY WENT INTO THE ROOM!!" And with that, he made to dart from the room.
"HOLD ON A SECOND!!" Link bellowed, grabbing Kyle by the back of his shirt and effortlessly pulling him back into the room. "What the hell is this all about?!"
"DAMNIT!" Kyle said, ignoring Link's request and breaking free of his grasp. "DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT..... OUCH. JESUS HENRY CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Zidane had pinched his leg.
"TELL US!" He commanded.
"Gwwaaahhhh!!" Kyle barked, hopping with irritation, "ILEFTAYASENGAGMENTRINGINTHEROOM!!" He concluded.
"Great Din, man, what have you done?!" Link asked wildly, apparently having been able to decipher what the Earthling had said.
"...What's a din?" Zidane interrogated, after a long pause.
"...a loud noise." Kyle told him, looking just as confused.
"...what?" Link blinked at them as if they were insane. "What are you TALKING about?! It's one of the Goddess!!"
"Ooooooohhhh...." Came the joint, confused reply.
"What were we talking about again..." Zidane asked looking around.
"......WE HAVE TO STOP THEM FROM FINDING THE RING!" Kyle shouted dramaticly after a long hesitation.
"Too late..." A rather dazed Aya was standing in the doorway, flanked by both Zelda and Garnet.
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A/N: *pulls out hot pink pom poms* GIMME AN R! R!! GIMME AN EVIEW! EVIEW! What does it spell?!?! REVIEW!!!! YAY!!!!!!! *does much happy bouncing*