Here's a parody of Alanna's life in the Song of the Lioness squeezed into P!nk's song, "Get the Party Started." Mild Language, mild suggestive-ness, lol. Sing along, and amaze your friends with this fantastic song! Minor Alanna bashing, don't diss me! I love her to death, it's just kinda humorous! ^^;

Told through Alanna's eyes.



I'm coming south so you better get the battles started! I'm coming south so you better get the battles started!

Get the battles started on a midwinter's night! Jon's in his room, waiting for me to arrive. Goin south, spendin my winter there, training little shamans, so they don't burn my red hair. I got lots of style, check my amethyst earrings. I can go for miles, ask Jon, George, or the Kiiiing!

I'm coming south so you better get the battles started! I'm coming south so you better get the battles started!

Beating up old Roger with my magical gift. You think you're fast? I'm way more quick! Other countries' freaking as I'm coming there way. Girls don't even get a right or a say? Gettin off old Moonlight, she's chewing on grass. You won't ever beat me, go and kiss my ass!

I'm coming south so you better get the battles started! I'm coming south so you better get the battles started!

Making a connection as I enter the Dove. Full of alcohol and rogues making love. I'm a noble, drinking and chillin. Gotta get Lighting, here comes a villain! After he's dead, and I change into a dress. I'll scale a big mountain, I'm the Lioness!

I'm coming south so you better get the battles started! I'm coming south so you better get the battles started!