Eeeee! This is our last chapter!! Sorry it took so long, but look how HUGE
it is! O_O Props to aya-yahiko who loves ME and not Zelly! HYAH! Also, a
big BAG of props to Kevin... because I said so!!! ^_^ this chapter is full
of happiness and the like! So, um READ! and when thou art
through....REVIEW! HURR, AYE!
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"Too late…" A rather dazed Aya was standing in the doorway, flanked by both Zelda and Garnet.
"Aya! I… uhh…" Kyle turned to Aya in shock, moving his hands as if to emphasize a coming point, but said no more than that.
"Redundant…" Zelda murmured as she migrated to where Link was standing. Aya ignored them both and walked straight up to Kyle and pressed her face into his chest and whimpered. He heaved a quite sigh and looked down at her head, running his fingers absentmindedly through her tussled hair. Zidane looked at them both then pulled himself up from the ground and made a declaration in an attempt to resolve the confusion.
"Why don't you just go on and get hitched?!"
"It's not that easy!" Garnet said; a harsh remark that Zidane choose to ignore.
"The hell it isn't!!" Aya blurted out, her words muffled in Kyle's shirt.
"We could… elope?" Kyle suggested, blinking at her.
"To where?!" came the exasperated reply.
Kyle lowered a hand to her chin and cautiously lifted her face up to his, speaking with a newfound confidence.
"To Japan..?"
In the next second, Aya had burst into tears and was hugging Kyle so tight he could hardly breath. Link gave him a friendly smile.
"I think that's a yes."
Zelda crossed her arms suddenly, looking around in confusion.
"…You'll have no big wedding?"
Link smirked at her.
"It doesn't matter if you're in love." This sentence had the princess blushing and giggling.
"…You know, my mother is from Japan..." Aya told Kyle slowly."
"I know." He smiled. "That why I thought of it."
"You... because… they... DAMNIT KYLE, I LOVE YOU." She began crying again and refused to let him go. "I SWEAR, WE'RE LIKE THE SAME PERSON SOMETIMES"
"OUCH! KEEP SQUEEZING AND WE WILL BE"
And then, again, as we saw in the last chapter, there was a moment of much romance. Zidane, instinctively realizing he was left out, turned and winked at Garnet, the same mistake he made before. But THIS time…
The queen made as if to jeer at him, but this attempt failed and in moment of much awkwardness, she walked right up to her monkey-boy, grabbed him and pulled their lips together so quickly that Zidane almost peed himself.
At that moment… there was a noise at the door. First a loud burst of flame, then the turning of a doorknob. Link and Zelda turned to the entranceway and the warrior drew his sword cautiously. The door creaked open slowly, and in stepped…
…A funny little black mage with an old hat. He brushed snow off his legs then raised his hands to fix his hat. Link blinked and lowered his sword then looked to Zelda who shrugged. The black mage suddenly stopped with his headgear and looked at Garnet and Zidane.
"AHH! MY VIRGIN EYES!" He exclaimed, then produced a staff from nowhere with one hand as he covered his eyes with the other hand.
Zidane broke away from the sex-crazed queen to shout, "VIVI! HELP ME!" only to be pulled back into their kiss. Aya and Kyle broke apart as well.
"What the hell..?" Aya asked with a sniff.
"I'LL SAVE YOU, DAGGER" Vivi proclaimed and began blindly whacking with his staff in his friend's direction.
"NO, VIVI, SAVE ME, NOT HER!" Zidane had pulled away again, but only for a second, but his words were lost on the black mage. Zelda now began giggling wildly at the antics of everyone, including Link, who was wielding his sword in bewilderment.
"TASTE MY ALOE-SCENTED BEATING STICK OF DOOM!" Vivi insisted and was now whacking everything in site. He managed to hit Link in the process, and Zelda giggled even more, crooning to Link motherly.
"Oh… you're going to get a bruise... let me kiss it for you…" He didn't seem to notice and now had his sword raised. Kyle edged toward the door and Aya cleared her throat loudly.
"HEY." All action stopped. Garnet was holding a trembling Zidane in a dip as she looked at Aya and Vivi was poised to strike with his staff, careening on one foot. Link also looked like he was about to attack someone and suddenly shoved the Master Sword to Zelda, who almost dropped the heavy weapon.
"OOF!" Her shoulders feel with the weight and almost chopped off Link's foot. He grabbed her to stop her from falling over then sheathed the sword as she forced it back into his hands.
Garnet looked from Aya to Vivi and beamed suddenly. "Hello, Vivi!" She dropped Zidane as if she had forgotten he was there, and walked over to hug the little black mage. Zidane swore and rubbed his tail painfully, but looked altogether relieved.
"This is Vivi jr. son of Vivi sr." Garnet explained, "He is our resident black mage…"
"And he obviously saved us from being snowbound," Zelda interrupted as she peered out the partly-scorched front door to a clear, snow-less path leading down hill. Silently, the entire group filed outside to gaze at the sunlight, which they hadn't seen for longer than they could remember. (Longer than Zidane could remember, that is.) Zelda shivered impulsively, for she wore no coat. Link hesitantly placed his arm about her shoulder; an action to which she reacted by clinging to his chest suddenly for warmth. Link blinked at her, then grinned with pride.
Aya looked over at them, decided she was cold then squished herself into Kyle and his leather jacket to the point that it looked like it was eating her. Garnet, on the other hand (and much to Zidane's disappointment) had monopolized a flame that Vivi had conjured on his hand.
At that moment… a large, burly rickety, worn, piece-of-shit, worthless, messy, rusty, loud, rundown, bumpy, jerky, HYAH, weak, slow, ugly… you get the picture, truck bumbled up the road to the small congregation. It had a small, ill-painted, lopsided, messy sign taped to the side that read the letters "P,O,L,E,C and E". Two men stepped out of the doors, both festively plump and rather... dense looking.
"WHU IN TARNATION IS GOING ON HERE?" Asked the first man.
"Lookee thar, Tom, them's got pointy EEARRS." Said the second.
"I reckon they do. And that 'un gots a tail."
"Yup. What's THAT THANG?" said the second, pointing to Vivi.
" Uh! He likes Halloween..."Aya explained
"…A lot." Kyle added.
The first cop seemed pacified by this, but the second walked closer to Zidane and stared at him.
"Where ya from, boy?"
Zidane cleared his throat and began speaking, "I'm from Terra, originally, but I liv-" Aya had slapped her hand on his mouth and received livid, confused stares from all but Kyle, who looked slightly annoyed.
"HEY! We wuz questionin' that THAR suspect!" The second cop insisted.
"…There weren't a crime, Phil." His comrade told him. The second cop blinked in confusion. By this time, Aya was very annoyed.
"We'll take it from here," She said and flashed her FBI badge. The one called Phil stared blankly at her in disbelief. Kyle cleared his throat.
"She SAID we'll take it from here.."
"Yes, sir!" Came two replies accompanied by salutes.
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"YES, SIR!!"
Aya rolled her eyes and him. "Show off…" He grinned at her, then slapped the nearest cop on the back.
"At ease, boys! Why don't you go get some booze, hire some whores and forget ALL about this! It's Christmas!"
"SIR."
As the men rushed back to their cars as fast as their bloated legs could carry them, Zelda gave Aya and Kyle shocked stares.
"YOU HAVE LEGAL PROSTITION?!"
"No." Aya replied, bluntly. All were silent with confusion. A moment later, a bright blue circle of light appeared on the ground no less than three feet from the party, and a crystal of the same color and composition floated from the sky to the circle… It vanished after it landed to reveal a very fishy person…
"LINK! I have come for you, my darling!" The fishy woman proclaimed and ran over to the shocked Hylians, whereupon she noticed Zelda. "Oh… you too."
Link stared at her in disbelief.
"A friend of yours?" Aya nudged him.
Garnet was snickering, but Zelda looked very, very annoyed.
"Why did they send YOU?" Link asked bluntly. Zelda scowled.
"Simple. They knew she'd find you the fastest…" she murmured peevishly. Ruto didn't seem to notice. Garnet took this silence as an opportunity to send Zidane inside to fetch the luggage. He did so, with his tail between his legs, pouting.
"Uh, you should probably go over to the woods to teleport or whatever. You don't want to risk anyone seeing you..." Kyle commented after watching the spot where the Zora appeared for several seconds.
"Oh god, we'd have a hard time explaining THAT!" Aya blurted out, shaking her head. Zidane emerged from the house, carrying Garnet's and his own suitcases and dumped them on the ground next to her. Ruto squealed suddenly, then ran awkwardly through the door.
"OH! Let me get your suitcases, honey!" She called back to Link.
"LOCK HER IN!" Zelda exclaimed suddenly.
"Shame, shame, Princess!" Garnet said to her, smirking.
"This is unbecoming of a regal lady!" Aya snickered. Zelda grumbled at them both, and said no more. Ruto came back, holding Zelda's suitcase as well Link's and grinned stupidly at both of them.
Zelda sighed with annoyance at her, then turned to Aya, Kyle, Garnet and Zidane. "…Well, I guess this is goodbye. It was nice meeting you all."
"Yeah…" Link added. "Perhaps we'll meet again someday."
Zidane walked up to the Hylians, blowing his nose on his shirt with a loud 'honk'. "WE'LL MISS YOU!!"
"…You too…." Link told him, blinking slowly. At that moment, Garnet and Aya both burst into tears as well and rushed forward to lock both the princess and her hero in a teary group hug. Zelda began crying as well, but Link looked rather uncomfortable.
"GET OFF OF HIM." Ruto insisted, staring in dismay. Zelda silenced her by shouting:
"He's NOT going to marry you!"
Without much of a pause for anything else to happen, Zidane suddenly hopped forward and hugged Link, who looked even more uncomfortable. Kyle walked up slowly and patted him on the back.
"Bye.. we'll come back someday.." Link told him as he pulled himself from the hug he had been shoved into. Zelda wiped her eyes as Ruto began bounding off into the forest.
"LET'S GO!" She called back. Link followed after waving a final goodbye, then stopped and blinked at Zelda. She was glaring at the luggage that the Zora had "forgotten" and with a sigh, began her way to the forest; the suitcases floating in her wake thanks to her mental powers.
"KICK… ASS." Was Zidane's comment. Aya pointed randomly at the levitating objects.
"She is not unlike me.."
They watched as the small group of three faded more and more out of view. Ruto was currently hopping all around an annoyed Link.
"Did you MISS MEEEEE?" She questioned.
"No." He said calmly. Ruto giggled.
"You're so FUNNY!"
Zelda made a noise that betrayed her desire of pounding Ruto into a bloody pulp.
A few seconds later, they were entirely out of site. Just before the others back at the cabin went about what ever else would soon happen, a cry was suddenly heard from the forest.
"GAHH! LACK OF WATER." This was followed by a thud, an almost evil-sounding feminine laugh that must have belonged to Zelda and, finally, a bright blue flash as the Hylians left for home.
"She WAS not unlike me…" Aya sighed sadly.
After a slight pause out of respect for the departed, Garnet turned to Vivi.
"Ok.. let's go."
Vivi stared blankly for a few seconds before responding.
"…Oops."
"Oops?! What's 'oops'?!" Zidane demanded.
"An interjection, but that's beside the point." Garnet told him matter-of- factly. Vivi, on the other hand, had burst into tears.
"I FORGET HOW TO GET-" The instant he tried to finish his statement a bright (more Playstation-like light than the Hylians) light appeared on the ground nearby. A large, rat-like woman bounded from its center.
"I am here to save you and jig irishly!" She proclaimed. An equally rat- like man stepped out behind her, though he made no more of a statement than:
"Huzzah!"
At this exclamation, the rat-like woman began to dance an Irish jig in an effort to amuse the queen, but the rat-like man drew his spear and pointed it in the middle of Kyle's throat.
"Is this fiend holding you hostage?" He asked dangerously.
Aya blinked and instinctively pulled out her gun in defense of her fiancé. The rat-like man only stared at her in confident confusion.
"….Blunt objects cannot help you now."
Aya scowled. "Call off your rat people!" She demanded of the Gaians. Zidane immediately shoved a foot out in front of the rat-like woman and tripped her and with a ridiculously large lack of speed, she began to fall to the earth. The rat-like man, spear and Kyle both forgotten, rushed to add his lady, crying loudly,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BUT, alas, for he was too slow. The woman flopped onto the ground in a unceremonious heap before he reached her. Raisings his arms to the sky as if lamenting the greatest loss a rat-person could ever experience, he dramatically cried again;
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The rat-woman whimpered with defeat, and the man, now suddenly changing moods, knelt at her side to help her up.
"Do not fear, m'lady, for this even I shall watch you dance all night long!" He told her bravely.
Zidane's nose crinkled up in disgust. "EW, IMAGES."
Aya looked equally grossed-out. She grabbed Kyle arm and leaned on him.
"I think I'm going to vomit..." She murmured to him. He patted her head in mutual way.
It was at this moment that the authors suddenly decided to put the Burmecians back in character. Aided by the rat-man, the rat-woman hopped up defiantly.
"Enough of this nonsense! I am Freya!"
"..Of Burmecia." The other added. Freya blinked at him and continued.
"..And this is Sir Fratley."
"..Of Burmecia."
Freya scowled. "And we have come FROM BURMECIA to SAVE THE QUEEN!"
"SAVE THE QUEEN!……….BEATRIX!" Vivi suddenly shouted. "…OH, She's pregnant."
"WHAT?! HOW LONG?" Garnet asked, but before Vivi could answer, Zidane interjected.
"NOOOOOOO! NOT LITTLE RUSTIES!"
"We found out right after you left," Vivi added.
"Mm." Freya nodded. "Yes. It turns out ZIDANE planned this little getaway for the DAY before Beatrix announced it…"
"FIEND." Fratley barked, shaking his spear at the mentioned monkey-boy, who promptly whimpered.
"Don't shit yerself there, Zidane." Kyle remarked, accompanied by Aya's snickering.
"But enough of this nonsense!" Freya exclaimed. Fratley nodded.
"It is time to depart!"
"But how are we going…?" Garnet asked slowly as she scanned the skies for an airship.
"We'll use the bubble things from the Red Rose." Freya informed her.
"YEAH man, the colors are TRIPPY. This is some PURE JAMACIAN SHIT we're talking about here!" Fratley called out, and, to the author's surprise, entirely out of character.
Kyle stared at him, then looked to Aya who was rubbing her forehead.
"Make them leave NOW, Garnet."
"Whhyy?" The queen grinned. "What's the hurry?"
"OH... nothing…"
Zidane giggled in the slience that followed. Freya blinked at him.
"Giggling is unbecoming of a man…"
"FIEND!" Fratley again shoved his spear at the Terran.
"That's it! No more! Enough, Fratley!" Freya turned away from her lover and walked to bushes nearby. The dragon knight slumped dejectedly, rubbing his forehead with a sigh.
"The bubbleness is here." Freya told the others, and pointed to a sack as she pulled back the bushes. Vivi needed no second comment. He straightened his hat and waddled to the sack. There he paused, blinked at the top, then grabbed the side and flipped himself over into the bag with an "OOF!" A large, psychedelic bubble appeared and flew off across the sky.
"Come, your majesty, or we shall be late." Fratley motioned to the sack.
"…Late for what?" Garnet raised an eyebrow.
"A very important date!" Freya told her.
Garnet blinked at her, then blinked at Zidane, who was grinning. She glared at him and he stopped.
"…Come! We must leave!" Freya insisted. Zidane suddenly whimpered and tears filled his eyes.
"We'll come back and visit REAL SOON."
"Yeah…" Garnet coughed. Before either of the earthlings could reply, Zidane had grabbed Kyle to hug him. Aya cleared her throat conspicuously and blinked at him. Zidane looked up at her then left the bewildered Kyle to hug her, too.
"That's NOT what I meant…" She sighed. Zidane let her go and then hopped toward the sack, grabbing Garnet's hand in the process.
"BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He called and began to hop into the bag but Garnet stopped him.
"Noooo, I'm not staying in a bubble for 18 hours with YOU." She shoved him in the sack alone, then followed in the next bubble after giving a simple wave to the others. The two Burmecians also soon left after bowing politely.
"FINALLY! We have it to ourselves!" Aya grabbed Kyle's arm happily and tugged him to door, but their procession was cut short by a sudden loud gurgle from her stomach. "….Woah. I just realized we didn't eat the entire time we were here."
"Damn fan fic writers." Kyle muttered and slammed the door behind him.
Theeeee Enddd. . . . . . . ... . . . ?!
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A/N: *sigh* Tis over! We plan on having another fic though, so watch for eet! PLEASE REVIEW! THIS WILL MAKE ME A FELIZ FELIZ PENGUIN.
Disclaimer: BAD, NAUGHTY ZOOT!!
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"Too late…" A rather dazed Aya was standing in the doorway, flanked by both Zelda and Garnet.
"Aya! I… uhh…" Kyle turned to Aya in shock, moving his hands as if to emphasize a coming point, but said no more than that.
"Redundant…" Zelda murmured as she migrated to where Link was standing. Aya ignored them both and walked straight up to Kyle and pressed her face into his chest and whimpered. He heaved a quite sigh and looked down at her head, running his fingers absentmindedly through her tussled hair. Zidane looked at them both then pulled himself up from the ground and made a declaration in an attempt to resolve the confusion.
"Why don't you just go on and get hitched?!"
"It's not that easy!" Garnet said; a harsh remark that Zidane choose to ignore.
"The hell it isn't!!" Aya blurted out, her words muffled in Kyle's shirt.
"We could… elope?" Kyle suggested, blinking at her.
"To where?!" came the exasperated reply.
Kyle lowered a hand to her chin and cautiously lifted her face up to his, speaking with a newfound confidence.
"To Japan..?"
In the next second, Aya had burst into tears and was hugging Kyle so tight he could hardly breath. Link gave him a friendly smile.
"I think that's a yes."
Zelda crossed her arms suddenly, looking around in confusion.
"…You'll have no big wedding?"
Link smirked at her.
"It doesn't matter if you're in love." This sentence had the princess blushing and giggling.
"…You know, my mother is from Japan..." Aya told Kyle slowly."
"I know." He smiled. "That why I thought of it."
"You... because… they... DAMNIT KYLE, I LOVE YOU." She began crying again and refused to let him go. "I SWEAR, WE'RE LIKE THE SAME PERSON SOMETIMES"
"OUCH! KEEP SQUEEZING AND WE WILL BE"
And then, again, as we saw in the last chapter, there was a moment of much romance. Zidane, instinctively realizing he was left out, turned and winked at Garnet, the same mistake he made before. But THIS time…
The queen made as if to jeer at him, but this attempt failed and in moment of much awkwardness, she walked right up to her monkey-boy, grabbed him and pulled their lips together so quickly that Zidane almost peed himself.
At that moment… there was a noise at the door. First a loud burst of flame, then the turning of a doorknob. Link and Zelda turned to the entranceway and the warrior drew his sword cautiously. The door creaked open slowly, and in stepped…
…A funny little black mage with an old hat. He brushed snow off his legs then raised his hands to fix his hat. Link blinked and lowered his sword then looked to Zelda who shrugged. The black mage suddenly stopped with his headgear and looked at Garnet and Zidane.
"AHH! MY VIRGIN EYES!" He exclaimed, then produced a staff from nowhere with one hand as he covered his eyes with the other hand.
Zidane broke away from the sex-crazed queen to shout, "VIVI! HELP ME!" only to be pulled back into their kiss. Aya and Kyle broke apart as well.
"What the hell..?" Aya asked with a sniff.
"I'LL SAVE YOU, DAGGER" Vivi proclaimed and began blindly whacking with his staff in his friend's direction.
"NO, VIVI, SAVE ME, NOT HER!" Zidane had pulled away again, but only for a second, but his words were lost on the black mage. Zelda now began giggling wildly at the antics of everyone, including Link, who was wielding his sword in bewilderment.
"TASTE MY ALOE-SCENTED BEATING STICK OF DOOM!" Vivi insisted and was now whacking everything in site. He managed to hit Link in the process, and Zelda giggled even more, crooning to Link motherly.
"Oh… you're going to get a bruise... let me kiss it for you…" He didn't seem to notice and now had his sword raised. Kyle edged toward the door and Aya cleared her throat loudly.
"HEY." All action stopped. Garnet was holding a trembling Zidane in a dip as she looked at Aya and Vivi was poised to strike with his staff, careening on one foot. Link also looked like he was about to attack someone and suddenly shoved the Master Sword to Zelda, who almost dropped the heavy weapon.
"OOF!" Her shoulders feel with the weight and almost chopped off Link's foot. He grabbed her to stop her from falling over then sheathed the sword as she forced it back into his hands.
Garnet looked from Aya to Vivi and beamed suddenly. "Hello, Vivi!" She dropped Zidane as if she had forgotten he was there, and walked over to hug the little black mage. Zidane swore and rubbed his tail painfully, but looked altogether relieved.
"This is Vivi jr. son of Vivi sr." Garnet explained, "He is our resident black mage…"
"And he obviously saved us from being snowbound," Zelda interrupted as she peered out the partly-scorched front door to a clear, snow-less path leading down hill. Silently, the entire group filed outside to gaze at the sunlight, which they hadn't seen for longer than they could remember. (Longer than Zidane could remember, that is.) Zelda shivered impulsively, for she wore no coat. Link hesitantly placed his arm about her shoulder; an action to which she reacted by clinging to his chest suddenly for warmth. Link blinked at her, then grinned with pride.
Aya looked over at them, decided she was cold then squished herself into Kyle and his leather jacket to the point that it looked like it was eating her. Garnet, on the other hand (and much to Zidane's disappointment) had monopolized a flame that Vivi had conjured on his hand.
At that moment… a large, burly rickety, worn, piece-of-shit, worthless, messy, rusty, loud, rundown, bumpy, jerky, HYAH, weak, slow, ugly… you get the picture, truck bumbled up the road to the small congregation. It had a small, ill-painted, lopsided, messy sign taped to the side that read the letters "P,O,L,E,C and E". Two men stepped out of the doors, both festively plump and rather... dense looking.
"WHU IN TARNATION IS GOING ON HERE?" Asked the first man.
"Lookee thar, Tom, them's got pointy EEARRS." Said the second.
"I reckon they do. And that 'un gots a tail."
"Yup. What's THAT THANG?" said the second, pointing to Vivi.
" Uh! He likes Halloween..."Aya explained
"…A lot." Kyle added.
The first cop seemed pacified by this, but the second walked closer to Zidane and stared at him.
"Where ya from, boy?"
Zidane cleared his throat and began speaking, "I'm from Terra, originally, but I liv-" Aya had slapped her hand on his mouth and received livid, confused stares from all but Kyle, who looked slightly annoyed.
"HEY! We wuz questionin' that THAR suspect!" The second cop insisted.
"…There weren't a crime, Phil." His comrade told him. The second cop blinked in confusion. By this time, Aya was very annoyed.
"We'll take it from here," She said and flashed her FBI badge. The one called Phil stared blankly at her in disbelief. Kyle cleared his throat.
"She SAID we'll take it from here.."
"Yes, sir!" Came two replies accompanied by salutes.
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"YES, SIR!!"
Aya rolled her eyes and him. "Show off…" He grinned at her, then slapped the nearest cop on the back.
"At ease, boys! Why don't you go get some booze, hire some whores and forget ALL about this! It's Christmas!"
"SIR."
As the men rushed back to their cars as fast as their bloated legs could carry them, Zelda gave Aya and Kyle shocked stares.
"YOU HAVE LEGAL PROSTITION?!"
"No." Aya replied, bluntly. All were silent with confusion. A moment later, a bright blue circle of light appeared on the ground no less than three feet from the party, and a crystal of the same color and composition floated from the sky to the circle… It vanished after it landed to reveal a very fishy person…
"LINK! I have come for you, my darling!" The fishy woman proclaimed and ran over to the shocked Hylians, whereupon she noticed Zelda. "Oh… you too."
Link stared at her in disbelief.
"A friend of yours?" Aya nudged him.
Garnet was snickering, but Zelda looked very, very annoyed.
"Why did they send YOU?" Link asked bluntly. Zelda scowled.
"Simple. They knew she'd find you the fastest…" she murmured peevishly. Ruto didn't seem to notice. Garnet took this silence as an opportunity to send Zidane inside to fetch the luggage. He did so, with his tail between his legs, pouting.
"Uh, you should probably go over to the woods to teleport or whatever. You don't want to risk anyone seeing you..." Kyle commented after watching the spot where the Zora appeared for several seconds.
"Oh god, we'd have a hard time explaining THAT!" Aya blurted out, shaking her head. Zidane emerged from the house, carrying Garnet's and his own suitcases and dumped them on the ground next to her. Ruto squealed suddenly, then ran awkwardly through the door.
"OH! Let me get your suitcases, honey!" She called back to Link.
"LOCK HER IN!" Zelda exclaimed suddenly.
"Shame, shame, Princess!" Garnet said to her, smirking.
"This is unbecoming of a regal lady!" Aya snickered. Zelda grumbled at them both, and said no more. Ruto came back, holding Zelda's suitcase as well Link's and grinned stupidly at both of them.
Zelda sighed with annoyance at her, then turned to Aya, Kyle, Garnet and Zidane. "…Well, I guess this is goodbye. It was nice meeting you all."
"Yeah…" Link added. "Perhaps we'll meet again someday."
Zidane walked up to the Hylians, blowing his nose on his shirt with a loud 'honk'. "WE'LL MISS YOU!!"
"…You too…." Link told him, blinking slowly. At that moment, Garnet and Aya both burst into tears as well and rushed forward to lock both the princess and her hero in a teary group hug. Zelda began crying as well, but Link looked rather uncomfortable.
"GET OFF OF HIM." Ruto insisted, staring in dismay. Zelda silenced her by shouting:
"He's NOT going to marry you!"
Without much of a pause for anything else to happen, Zidane suddenly hopped forward and hugged Link, who looked even more uncomfortable. Kyle walked up slowly and patted him on the back.
"Bye.. we'll come back someday.." Link told him as he pulled himself from the hug he had been shoved into. Zelda wiped her eyes as Ruto began bounding off into the forest.
"LET'S GO!" She called back. Link followed after waving a final goodbye, then stopped and blinked at Zelda. She was glaring at the luggage that the Zora had "forgotten" and with a sigh, began her way to the forest; the suitcases floating in her wake thanks to her mental powers.
"KICK… ASS." Was Zidane's comment. Aya pointed randomly at the levitating objects.
"She is not unlike me.."
They watched as the small group of three faded more and more out of view. Ruto was currently hopping all around an annoyed Link.
"Did you MISS MEEEEE?" She questioned.
"No." He said calmly. Ruto giggled.
"You're so FUNNY!"
Zelda made a noise that betrayed her desire of pounding Ruto into a bloody pulp.
A few seconds later, they were entirely out of site. Just before the others back at the cabin went about what ever else would soon happen, a cry was suddenly heard from the forest.
"GAHH! LACK OF WATER." This was followed by a thud, an almost evil-sounding feminine laugh that must have belonged to Zelda and, finally, a bright blue flash as the Hylians left for home.
"She WAS not unlike me…" Aya sighed sadly.
After a slight pause out of respect for the departed, Garnet turned to Vivi.
"Ok.. let's go."
Vivi stared blankly for a few seconds before responding.
"…Oops."
"Oops?! What's 'oops'?!" Zidane demanded.
"An interjection, but that's beside the point." Garnet told him matter-of- factly. Vivi, on the other hand, had burst into tears.
"I FORGET HOW TO GET-" The instant he tried to finish his statement a bright (more Playstation-like light than the Hylians) light appeared on the ground nearby. A large, rat-like woman bounded from its center.
"I am here to save you and jig irishly!" She proclaimed. An equally rat- like man stepped out behind her, though he made no more of a statement than:
"Huzzah!"
At this exclamation, the rat-like woman began to dance an Irish jig in an effort to amuse the queen, but the rat-like man drew his spear and pointed it in the middle of Kyle's throat.
"Is this fiend holding you hostage?" He asked dangerously.
Aya blinked and instinctively pulled out her gun in defense of her fiancé. The rat-like man only stared at her in confident confusion.
"….Blunt objects cannot help you now."
Aya scowled. "Call off your rat people!" She demanded of the Gaians. Zidane immediately shoved a foot out in front of the rat-like woman and tripped her and with a ridiculously large lack of speed, she began to fall to the earth. The rat-like man, spear and Kyle both forgotten, rushed to add his lady, crying loudly,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BUT, alas, for he was too slow. The woman flopped onto the ground in a unceremonious heap before he reached her. Raisings his arms to the sky as if lamenting the greatest loss a rat-person could ever experience, he dramatically cried again;
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The rat-woman whimpered with defeat, and the man, now suddenly changing moods, knelt at her side to help her up.
"Do not fear, m'lady, for this even I shall watch you dance all night long!" He told her bravely.
Zidane's nose crinkled up in disgust. "EW, IMAGES."
Aya looked equally grossed-out. She grabbed Kyle arm and leaned on him.
"I think I'm going to vomit..." She murmured to him. He patted her head in mutual way.
It was at this moment that the authors suddenly decided to put the Burmecians back in character. Aided by the rat-man, the rat-woman hopped up defiantly.
"Enough of this nonsense! I am Freya!"
"..Of Burmecia." The other added. Freya blinked at him and continued.
"..And this is Sir Fratley."
"..Of Burmecia."
Freya scowled. "And we have come FROM BURMECIA to SAVE THE QUEEN!"
"SAVE THE QUEEN!……….BEATRIX!" Vivi suddenly shouted. "…OH, She's pregnant."
"WHAT?! HOW LONG?" Garnet asked, but before Vivi could answer, Zidane interjected.
"NOOOOOOO! NOT LITTLE RUSTIES!"
"We found out right after you left," Vivi added.
"Mm." Freya nodded. "Yes. It turns out ZIDANE planned this little getaway for the DAY before Beatrix announced it…"
"FIEND." Fratley barked, shaking his spear at the mentioned monkey-boy, who promptly whimpered.
"Don't shit yerself there, Zidane." Kyle remarked, accompanied by Aya's snickering.
"But enough of this nonsense!" Freya exclaimed. Fratley nodded.
"It is time to depart!"
"But how are we going…?" Garnet asked slowly as she scanned the skies for an airship.
"We'll use the bubble things from the Red Rose." Freya informed her.
"YEAH man, the colors are TRIPPY. This is some PURE JAMACIAN SHIT we're talking about here!" Fratley called out, and, to the author's surprise, entirely out of character.
Kyle stared at him, then looked to Aya who was rubbing her forehead.
"Make them leave NOW, Garnet."
"Whhyy?" The queen grinned. "What's the hurry?"
"OH... nothing…"
Zidane giggled in the slience that followed. Freya blinked at him.
"Giggling is unbecoming of a man…"
"FIEND!" Fratley again shoved his spear at the Terran.
"That's it! No more! Enough, Fratley!" Freya turned away from her lover and walked to bushes nearby. The dragon knight slumped dejectedly, rubbing his forehead with a sigh.
"The bubbleness is here." Freya told the others, and pointed to a sack as she pulled back the bushes. Vivi needed no second comment. He straightened his hat and waddled to the sack. There he paused, blinked at the top, then grabbed the side and flipped himself over into the bag with an "OOF!" A large, psychedelic bubble appeared and flew off across the sky.
"Come, your majesty, or we shall be late." Fratley motioned to the sack.
"…Late for what?" Garnet raised an eyebrow.
"A very important date!" Freya told her.
Garnet blinked at her, then blinked at Zidane, who was grinning. She glared at him and he stopped.
"…Come! We must leave!" Freya insisted. Zidane suddenly whimpered and tears filled his eyes.
"We'll come back and visit REAL SOON."
"Yeah…" Garnet coughed. Before either of the earthlings could reply, Zidane had grabbed Kyle to hug him. Aya cleared her throat conspicuously and blinked at him. Zidane looked up at her then left the bewildered Kyle to hug her, too.
"That's NOT what I meant…" She sighed. Zidane let her go and then hopped toward the sack, grabbing Garnet's hand in the process.
"BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He called and began to hop into the bag but Garnet stopped him.
"Noooo, I'm not staying in a bubble for 18 hours with YOU." She shoved him in the sack alone, then followed in the next bubble after giving a simple wave to the others. The two Burmecians also soon left after bowing politely.
"FINALLY! We have it to ourselves!" Aya grabbed Kyle's arm happily and tugged him to door, but their procession was cut short by a sudden loud gurgle from her stomach. "….Woah. I just realized we didn't eat the entire time we were here."
"Damn fan fic writers." Kyle muttered and slammed the door behind him.
Theeeee Enddd. . . . . . . ... . . . ?!
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A/N: *sigh* Tis over! We plan on having another fic though, so watch for eet! PLEASE REVIEW! THIS WILL MAKE ME A FELIZ FELIZ PENGUIN.