The Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!!
Typed by M.A. Darkling on not one not two but a three hundred scale sugar high!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. Not me. Now let me wallow in my grief.
Announcer Dude: Welcome to the Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!! With that beloved inu-youkai and the adorable little human girl! Here they are Sesshoumaru and Rin!!
*Cheesy theme song*
Sesshoumaru: I, Sesshoumaru, really really really can't believe I'm doing this.
Rin: Rin does!!
Sesshoumaru: Alright. *picks up card* Uh . . . the first guests are Kanna and Kagura, who will talk about their relationship as sisters.
Rin: Hi! Welcome to TSARS!! And no, it's not Russian kings! It the- *waits for Sesshoumaru to join in*
Sesshoumaru: Not on your life, sport.
Kagura: Weirdo.
Sesshoumaru: Don't sass your elders.
Kagura: Oh, it's that whole spawn of Naraku thing isn't it?
Sesshoumaru: You're here to talk about yours and Kanna's differences, remember?
Kanna: . . .
Kagura: Yeah yeah yeah. As far back as I remember, me and Kanna have never been close. End of story.
Rin: *Writes this down* Real-ly. Continue.
Kagura: Things got worse, 'cause she kept spending hours in the bathroom.
Kanna: . . .
Sesshoumaru: We older siblings have a reason to spend hours in the bathroom.
Kagura: And then, she started to nab all the glory . . .
Rin: Ah.
Kagura: And then-
Kanna: Will you just shut up?!?! Everything was fine until you were born! I lost my room, and I hadta . . . I hadta . . . I hadta . . .
Sesshoumaru: *comforting* There there. What did you have to do?
Kanna: I hadta . . . BABYSIT!!! *complete and utter breakdown*
Sesshoumaru: Oh you poor poor innocent non-existant soul!!! *kneels down and begins to comfort Kanna*
Kagura: Wow. Kanna has a breakdown. Go figure.
*Sesshoumaru gets up*
Sesshoumaru: You . . . *points at Kagura* you did this . . .
Kagura: Yeah . . .
Rin: Hey, backstage-guy-who-breaks-up-fights. Rin may need you in a few moments.
Sesshoumaru: Die!! *crack claws*
Kagura: I have the inkling that you're a bit angry with me.
Sesshoumaru: What tipped you off?
*Sesshoumaru raises his claws*
Kagura: . . . Uh . . . before I die, I have a confession to make to you!!
Rin: Oh! This'll be good.
*Kanna walks over to Rin*
Kanna: Really?
Kagura: I love you!
Sesshoumaru: What the *censored*?
Rin: Rin didn't see that one comin'!
Sesshoumaru: *still in a state of shock*
Kagura: *waves hand in front of his face* Wow, that worked good.
Rin: Draw something on his face, then run!
Kagura: Okay! *arms herself with a marker*
*Kagura and Kanna doodle all over Sesshoumaru's face*
Kagura: Okay, bye!
Kanna: C'mon little sis! Let's go scare the crap outta some villagers!
Kagura: Alright!! Small big sis, you're the best!!
*Commercial Break*
Commercial Female Voice: Does your cat demon have flea demons? Then get Flee Flea Demon Flea Powder! The only flea powder guaranteed to get rid of flea demons for good!!
Sango: Kirara used to scratch all over. I was afraid Inuyasha and Shippou would get it. Then I got Flee Flea Demon Flea Powder and all Kirara's flea demons are gone!
Announcer Dude: Now back to the show!
Sesshoumaru: *scrubbing his face vigorously* Our next guests are Sango and her brother Kohaku to talk about their relationships behind each others backs!
*Sango and Kohaku enter*
Rin: Sango let's talk about you first.
Sango: Alright.
Rin: Is it true you are in a relationship with a monk?
Sango: NO!!
Sesshoumaru: I smell a liar.
*Sango blushes furiously*
Kohaku: Really?
Sango: Yes . . .
Kohaku: What's his name?
Sango: . . . um . . . MIROKU!!
Kohaku: Cool!! He even has the 'ku' at the end!!
Sesshoumaru: . . .
Rin: As with "Kagura's Confession", Rin didn't see that one coming.
Sesshoumaru: Kohaku. I have good reason to believe you are seeing *Somehow gets a microphone* KANNA!!
Kohaku: WHAT? I DENY IT!!!
Sango: *gasp* A opposing character?!?
Kohaku: *shugs* I have a thing for short women.
Sango: SHORT WOMEN??
Rin: Sweet!
Sesshoumaru: Where have you learned that sort of language?
Rin: Um . . .
Sesshoumaru: You're seeing that Souta brat aren't you!?
Rin: No way! Rin would never cheat on Shippou!!
Sesshoumaru: WHAT??
*Rin sweatdrops*
*Commercial break*
Kikyou: I used to be a undead being dead set on killing my once beloved. But after my therapy with Dr. Kouga, I'm proud of the afterlife I afterlive. Be happy. Be proud of who you are.
Announcer Dude: And now back to the show!
Rin: *rubbing the bump on her head* Our next guests are Higurashi Kagome, Kikyou the undead Miko and Inuyasha the Hanyou to talk about their sincerely screwed up love triangle.
Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha? Why does he hafta be here?
Rin: Technically he doesn't. It's good for the ratings.
Sesshoumaru: Fine.
Kagome: Inuyasha! We're on TV!!
Inuyasha: Teevee?
Kikyou: I'll kill you both and take Inuyasha to h*ll.
Kagome: I'd like to see you try!
*Kagome and Kikyou fight it out. Sesshoumaru gets an idea*
Sesshoumaru: Hey seriously overrated main characters! Whoever wins gets to go out to dinner with Inuyasha!
Kagome: I must win!
Kikyou: No way sister!
Rin: That's our show!
Sesshoumaru: Yeah. Come back next week for: Naraku-Abusive father or misunderstanding parent?
*Cheesy theme song plays and credits roll*
Typed by M.A. Darkling on not one not two but a three hundred scale sugar high!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. Not me. Now let me wallow in my grief.
Announcer Dude: Welcome to the Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!! With that beloved inu-youkai and the adorable little human girl! Here they are Sesshoumaru and Rin!!
*Cheesy theme song*
Sesshoumaru: I, Sesshoumaru, really really really can't believe I'm doing this.
Rin: Rin does!!
Sesshoumaru: Alright. *picks up card* Uh . . . the first guests are Kanna and Kagura, who will talk about their relationship as sisters.
Rin: Hi! Welcome to TSARS!! And no, it's not Russian kings! It the- *waits for Sesshoumaru to join in*
Sesshoumaru: Not on your life, sport.
Kagura: Weirdo.
Sesshoumaru: Don't sass your elders.
Kagura: Oh, it's that whole spawn of Naraku thing isn't it?
Sesshoumaru: You're here to talk about yours and Kanna's differences, remember?
Kanna: . . .
Kagura: Yeah yeah yeah. As far back as I remember, me and Kanna have never been close. End of story.
Rin: *Writes this down* Real-ly. Continue.
Kagura: Things got worse, 'cause she kept spending hours in the bathroom.
Kanna: . . .
Sesshoumaru: We older siblings have a reason to spend hours in the bathroom.
Kagura: And then, she started to nab all the glory . . .
Rin: Ah.
Kagura: And then-
Kanna: Will you just shut up?!?! Everything was fine until you were born! I lost my room, and I hadta . . . I hadta . . . I hadta . . .
Sesshoumaru: *comforting* There there. What did you have to do?
Kanna: I hadta . . . BABYSIT!!! *complete and utter breakdown*
Sesshoumaru: Oh you poor poor innocent non-existant soul!!! *kneels down and begins to comfort Kanna*
Kagura: Wow. Kanna has a breakdown. Go figure.
*Sesshoumaru gets up*
Sesshoumaru: You . . . *points at Kagura* you did this . . .
Kagura: Yeah . . .
Rin: Hey, backstage-guy-who-breaks-up-fights. Rin may need you in a few moments.
Sesshoumaru: Die!! *crack claws*
Kagura: I have the inkling that you're a bit angry with me.
Sesshoumaru: What tipped you off?
*Sesshoumaru raises his claws*
Kagura: . . . Uh . . . before I die, I have a confession to make to you!!
Rin: Oh! This'll be good.
*Kanna walks over to Rin*
Kanna: Really?
Kagura: I love you!
Sesshoumaru: What the *censored*?
Rin: Rin didn't see that one comin'!
Sesshoumaru: *still in a state of shock*
Kagura: *waves hand in front of his face* Wow, that worked good.
Rin: Draw something on his face, then run!
Kagura: Okay! *arms herself with a marker*
*Kagura and Kanna doodle all over Sesshoumaru's face*
Kagura: Okay, bye!
Kanna: C'mon little sis! Let's go scare the crap outta some villagers!
Kagura: Alright!! Small big sis, you're the best!!
*Commercial Break*
Commercial Female Voice: Does your cat demon have flea demons? Then get Flee Flea Demon Flea Powder! The only flea powder guaranteed to get rid of flea demons for good!!
Sango: Kirara used to scratch all over. I was afraid Inuyasha and Shippou would get it. Then I got Flee Flea Demon Flea Powder and all Kirara's flea demons are gone!
Announcer Dude: Now back to the show!
Sesshoumaru: *scrubbing his face vigorously* Our next guests are Sango and her brother Kohaku to talk about their relationships behind each others backs!
*Sango and Kohaku enter*
Rin: Sango let's talk about you first.
Sango: Alright.
Rin: Is it true you are in a relationship with a monk?
Sango: NO!!
Sesshoumaru: I smell a liar.
*Sango blushes furiously*
Kohaku: Really?
Sango: Yes . . .
Kohaku: What's his name?
Sango: . . . um . . . MIROKU!!
Kohaku: Cool!! He even has the 'ku' at the end!!
Sesshoumaru: . . .
Rin: As with "Kagura's Confession", Rin didn't see that one coming.
Sesshoumaru: Kohaku. I have good reason to believe you are seeing *Somehow gets a microphone* KANNA!!
Kohaku: WHAT? I DENY IT!!!
Sango: *gasp* A opposing character?!?
Kohaku: *shugs* I have a thing for short women.
Sango: SHORT WOMEN??
Rin: Sweet!
Sesshoumaru: Where have you learned that sort of language?
Rin: Um . . .
Sesshoumaru: You're seeing that Souta brat aren't you!?
Rin: No way! Rin would never cheat on Shippou!!
Sesshoumaru: WHAT??
*Rin sweatdrops*
*Commercial break*
Kikyou: I used to be a undead being dead set on killing my once beloved. But after my therapy with Dr. Kouga, I'm proud of the afterlife I afterlive. Be happy. Be proud of who you are.
Announcer Dude: And now back to the show!
Rin: *rubbing the bump on her head* Our next guests are Higurashi Kagome, Kikyou the undead Miko and Inuyasha the Hanyou to talk about their sincerely screwed up love triangle.
Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha? Why does he hafta be here?
Rin: Technically he doesn't. It's good for the ratings.
Sesshoumaru: Fine.
Kagome: Inuyasha! We're on TV!!
Inuyasha: Teevee?
Kikyou: I'll kill you both and take Inuyasha to h*ll.
Kagome: I'd like to see you try!
*Kagome and Kikyou fight it out. Sesshoumaru gets an idea*
Sesshoumaru: Hey seriously overrated main characters! Whoever wins gets to go out to dinner with Inuyasha!
Kagome: I must win!
Kikyou: No way sister!
Rin: That's our show!
Sesshoumaru: Yeah. Come back next week for: Naraku-Abusive father or misunderstanding parent?
*Cheesy theme song plays and credits roll*