The Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!!
Typed by M.A. Darkling after reading very supportive reviews!! ^_^
Disclaimer: Ah, must I be reminded? (BTW, that's a good song . . . This is how you remind me of what I really am, this is how you remind me of what I really am . . . alright I'll stop . . .) I don't own Inuyasha.
Authoress' Notes: Responding to some reviews, here it is!!
Announcer Dude: Welcome to a special edition of the Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!! With that beloved inu-youkai and the adorable little human girl! Here they are Sesshoumaru and Rin!!
*Cheesy theme song plays*
Sesshoumaru: Alright Rin. I believe you have a confession to make.
Rin: Hehe . . . Rin does?
Sesshoumaru: Oh yeah. Bring out Shippou and Souta!!
Shippou: Hi Rin!
Rin: Hi Shippou!
Souta: Hi Rin!
Rin: Hi Souta!
Sesshoumaru: Rin.
Rin: Yeah? *sweatdrop*
Sesshoumaru: Which do you like better . . . SOUTA OR SHIPPOU!?
Shippou: No way! Rin and I are soulmates!
Souta: That's not what I heard.
Shippou: What the heck? Rin, what-?
Sesshoumaru: Tell us Rin, you can't have both!!
Jaken: Ye know Sesshoumaru-sama's right. If ye could, the rule would be universal and the series would've ended when Kikyou was ressurected.
Sesshoumaru: What are you doing here Jaken?!?
Jaken: Plothole. Get used to it.
Sesshoumaru: You do not talk to me like that!!
Jaken: Yeah? Whaddya gonna do about? Huh? Huh? Couldn't even keep yer lunch money when ye was a kid!!
Sesshoumaru: Traitor! You promised you wouldn't tell!! *Breaks down*
Souta: Rin's mine!
Shippou: No way! She's mine!
Kohaku: Nu-uh! She's my girl!
Souta: I thought you were with Kanna.
Kohaku: That wouldn't be funny.
Shippou: What? That you're faithful?
Kohaku: No, that- wait I don't know why it's funny, it just is.
Souta: Back to fighting over the beautiful Rin.
*Comic fighting cloud appears. Rin sweatdrops*
Rin: Boys! Stop!
Shippou, Souta and Kohaku: What?
Rin: Kohaku, Kanna's waiting out back.
Kohaku: 'Kay.
Shippou: D*mn, he's flexible.
Rin: What?
Souta: One minute, he's fighting for you, the next minute, he's meeting Kanna in the bathroom.
Rin: Bathroom? In the alley behind the studio?
Souta: Ever heard of the HoneyBucket?
Rin: Eew.
Shippou: Exactly. Continue.
Rin: Uh . . . Rin can't remember the catchy, touching speech she was about to say.
Shippou and Souta: Okay. *returns to fighting*
*Commercial break*
Kagome: I used to be stalked by a wolf youkai. Then I filed a restraining order and I'm much happier. Don't be stalked. Punch 'em in the face.
Announcer Dude: Now back to the show!!
Rin: Stop it boys!
Souta: What, you remembered your speech?
Rin: Word for word. *Clears throat and dons a ^^concerned^^ expression* Look, boys. Rin loves both of you. Shippou, you're like a brother to Rin, and Souta, ya know you are too. You mean both mean alot to Rin. And Rin can't regret what she's gone through with you both. But the truth is that Rin would be alot happier with-Kohaku.
*Kohaku enters with Kanna hanging off his left arm. Rin scurries towards him and hangs off his right.*
Kohaku: C'mon ladies. Let's go.
Kanna and Rin: *giggles*
Shippou: *disbelieving* D*mn. Women always go for the youkai hunters.
Souta: I know. Wanna head to my house to wallow in misery that we both lost Rin and Kanna?
Shippou: Sure.
*Shippou and Souta leave*
Sesshoumaru: Jaken! Not the baby pictures!!!
Annoucer Dude: That's the end of The Sesshoumaru And Rin Show!!: Special Edition!
*Cheesy theme song plays and credits rolls*
The Voices Channel cannot be held responsible for any confusion of plot, cuz we don't understand ourselves. Well, it is a talk show.
Typed by M.A. Darkling after reading very supportive reviews!! ^_^
Disclaimer: Ah, must I be reminded? (BTW, that's a good song . . . This is how you remind me of what I really am, this is how you remind me of what I really am . . . alright I'll stop . . .) I don't own Inuyasha.
Authoress' Notes: Responding to some reviews, here it is!!
Announcer Dude: Welcome to a special edition of the Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!! With that beloved inu-youkai and the adorable little human girl! Here they are Sesshoumaru and Rin!!
*Cheesy theme song plays*
Sesshoumaru: Alright Rin. I believe you have a confession to make.
Rin: Hehe . . . Rin does?
Sesshoumaru: Oh yeah. Bring out Shippou and Souta!!
Shippou: Hi Rin!
Rin: Hi Shippou!
Souta: Hi Rin!
Rin: Hi Souta!
Sesshoumaru: Rin.
Rin: Yeah? *sweatdrop*
Sesshoumaru: Which do you like better . . . SOUTA OR SHIPPOU!?
Shippou: No way! Rin and I are soulmates!
Souta: That's not what I heard.
Shippou: What the heck? Rin, what-?
Sesshoumaru: Tell us Rin, you can't have both!!
Jaken: Ye know Sesshoumaru-sama's right. If ye could, the rule would be universal and the series would've ended when Kikyou was ressurected.
Sesshoumaru: What are you doing here Jaken?!?
Jaken: Plothole. Get used to it.
Sesshoumaru: You do not talk to me like that!!
Jaken: Yeah? Whaddya gonna do about? Huh? Huh? Couldn't even keep yer lunch money when ye was a kid!!
Sesshoumaru: Traitor! You promised you wouldn't tell!! *Breaks down*
Souta: Rin's mine!
Shippou: No way! She's mine!
Kohaku: Nu-uh! She's my girl!
Souta: I thought you were with Kanna.
Kohaku: That wouldn't be funny.
Shippou: What? That you're faithful?
Kohaku: No, that- wait I don't know why it's funny, it just is.
Souta: Back to fighting over the beautiful Rin.
*Comic fighting cloud appears. Rin sweatdrops*
Rin: Boys! Stop!
Shippou, Souta and Kohaku: What?
Rin: Kohaku, Kanna's waiting out back.
Kohaku: 'Kay.
Shippou: D*mn, he's flexible.
Rin: What?
Souta: One minute, he's fighting for you, the next minute, he's meeting Kanna in the bathroom.
Rin: Bathroom? In the alley behind the studio?
Souta: Ever heard of the HoneyBucket?
Rin: Eew.
Shippou: Exactly. Continue.
Rin: Uh . . . Rin can't remember the catchy, touching speech she was about to say.
Shippou and Souta: Okay. *returns to fighting*
*Commercial break*
Kagome: I used to be stalked by a wolf youkai. Then I filed a restraining order and I'm much happier. Don't be stalked. Punch 'em in the face.
Announcer Dude: Now back to the show!!
Rin: Stop it boys!
Souta: What, you remembered your speech?
Rin: Word for word. *Clears throat and dons a ^^concerned^^ expression* Look, boys. Rin loves both of you. Shippou, you're like a brother to Rin, and Souta, ya know you are too. You mean both mean alot to Rin. And Rin can't regret what she's gone through with you both. But the truth is that Rin would be alot happier with-Kohaku.
*Kohaku enters with Kanna hanging off his left arm. Rin scurries towards him and hangs off his right.*
Kohaku: C'mon ladies. Let's go.
Kanna and Rin: *giggles*
Shippou: *disbelieving* D*mn. Women always go for the youkai hunters.
Souta: I know. Wanna head to my house to wallow in misery that we both lost Rin and Kanna?
Shippou: Sure.
*Shippou and Souta leave*
Sesshoumaru: Jaken! Not the baby pictures!!!
Annoucer Dude: That's the end of The Sesshoumaru And Rin Show!!: Special Edition!
*Cheesy theme song plays and credits rolls*
The Voices Channel cannot be held responsible for any confusion of plot, cuz we don't understand ourselves. Well, it is a talk show.