IF RANMA FELL IN ……..

If Ranma had fell in if Inuyasha gave him a nasty punch, it would surely……..

Be disastrous! What would he turn into? A girl……or……..hm…..I'm going to make this up on the spot. What about a rabid dog? Yes……!!!!! Perfect!

~*ScenariO*~

Shampoo: Ranma!! Be mine!!!!!

[Akane is watching in the distance, mallet in hand.]

Ranma: Okay!

Akane: RANMA!!!!

[Ranma turns around and sees Akane charging towards him. His last change was a girl, so now it was time for the rabid dog.]

Shampoo: Oh Akane so mean. [she crooned, hugging Ranma]

[Meanwhile, Soun Tendo, seeing that Ranma had angered his daughter…..]

Soun: Here, Akane!!! Catch!!!! [a bucket of cold water was thrown to her]

Akane: Ranma, you are going to PAY!!!!!!!!

[ S P L A S H ]

Ranma: grrrr @($&@*$%&!#$!%&@ ( dog language

Shampoo: REOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Akane: Wh-wha!? He's not a girl?!

Shampoo: REEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shampoo, in her cat form, starts running wildly, and Ranma, in his rabid dog form, chases after her.]

Akane: RANMA!!!!!!! [She bounds after him holding a pot of scalding hot water.]

[ S P L A S H ]

Akane: You're a rabid dog!!!!!!!

Ranma: ……I know, Akane.

Akane: We need to go and get your rabies shot!!!!!!!

Ranma: NO!!!!!

Akane: Don't worry! We'll just bring you into the clinic as a human. So you won't be all wild and stuff. [She stifled a bit of laughter in her mouth.]

Ranma: …..

[Meanwhile, Shampoo, in her cat form, is nursing the scratches that Ranma gave her when he was rabid. Thankfully, they weren't deep enough to impale her flesh, so she didn't have rabies……..er …….at least we don't think she does……..YET! LOL. Ranma goes to find her, with Akane staying close behind, planning to spy on Ranma.]

Ranma: Shampoo…….. are you okay? I'm sorry……

Shampoo: Of course Shampoo is okay! Just little scratch!!!

Ranma: I'm glad, then. [He hugs Shampoo affectionately.]

Akane: RANNNNMAAAAA!!!!!!!

MORAL: Ranma shouldn't fall in.