The Sesshoumaru And Rin Show!!
Typed by M.A. Darkling
Disclaimer: I don't think I own it . . . nope, just checked, not me. The only thing I own is the studio and the HoneyBucket from the afore written chapter.
Announcer Dudette, cuz the Announcer Dude called in sick: Welcome to the, like, Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!! With, like, that gorgeous inu-youkai and that, like, ultra cute little human girl! Here there are! *glomps Sesshoumaru*
*you can't hear the cheesy theme song cuz of Sesshoumaru's screaming*
Sesshoumaru: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~! Getoffgetoffgetoffgetoff!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer Dudette: I luv you.
Rin: Calm down. *offstage* Hey! Could two of you guard-like-people help Sesshoumaru-sama out?
Guard-like-person #A: Uh, ma'am, what can we do for ya?
Rin: Get Announcer Dudette offa Sesshoumaru.
Guard-like-person #B: Okey-dokey.
*Guard-like-person #A and Guard-like-person #B pry Announcer Dudette offa Sesshoumaru*
Announcer Dudette: But my, like, bishonen!!
Sesshoumaru: I'm not yours!!
Announcer Dudette: You're, like, still bishy! I, like, know people! I know Azusa! Like, waah!!
*Anouncer Dudette is, like, dragged away*
Rin: And now, like, back to our show!!!
Sesshoumaru: That lingo is going to stay until the end of the show, right?
Rin: Oh yeah.
Sesshoumaru: Oh well. *sigh* Might as well, like, join 'em. Bring in, like, Naraku, and his kids!!
*Naraku, Juuromaru, Kagura, Goshinki, and Kanna enter*
(AN: All I can remember. Review and tell me if ya know anymore)
Naraku: What's with the, like, like-ing?
Sesshoumaru: Announcer Dudette, like, left the style when she left.
Rin: You mean, like, got dragged away.
Sesshoumaru: Funny-
Goshinki: *interrupting* word, like.
Sesshoumaru: Hey, how did, like, you-
Goshinki: -Know what you were gonna, like, say? I'm psychic.
Sesshoumaru: -
Goshinki: -Weird, I, like, know.
Sesshoumaru: -
Goshinki: You shouldn't say that, like, in front of children, Sess. This is, like, Inuyasha section wide television.
Sesshoumaru: -
Goshinki: -Don't call you, like, Sess. Okay, Sess. Like, oops.
*Rin stares at Goshinki, long and hard. Goshinki falls over clutching his head*
Goshinki: Ack! How do you handle the conscience? You're, like, two-timing three men, one of which is the proverbial ladies' man, the other a youkai and the other from the future!!!!!
Rin: *tosses hair* It's more, like, interesting that way. Rin doesn't like being bored.
Goshinki: But Kohaku!? I thought he was, like, with Kanna!
*Kanna blushes*
Rin: He, like, is.
Goshinki: What!?
Rin: Like, hehe.
Goshinki: That's just, like, wrong!
Rin: Rin, like, prefers the term 'immoral'.
Sesshoumaru: Alright. Like, back to the show. Naraku: Abusive father or misunderstood parent? Kagura, has Naraku ever mistreated you in anyway?
Kagura: Oh yeah, you remember that 'Never Again' songfic Mei wrote then trashed cuz she thought it was crappy? The one were you were my best friend and lived in the apartment down the hall and you, like, gave me a gu-
Sesshoumaru: No, I, like, mean in the actual story line.
Kagura: Oh, sure. Like, that one episode when he, like, chained me up and-
Sesshoumaru: That's enough. *marks one for, like, 'abusive father'*
Rin: How about you Kanna?
Kanna: We get along okay. He totally, like, understands my relationship with Kohaku.
Rin: Kohaku's, like, Rin's!
Kanna: No, like, way!!
Fat guy in the audience: CATFIGHT!!!
*A comic fighting cloud appears to keep the rating PG. The audience is chanting catfight as Sesshoumaru scribbles 'misunderstood parent'.*
Sesshoumaru: Like, Juuromaru?
Juuromaru: . . . (Translation: No, like, comment.)
Sesshoumaru: Like, okey-dokey. *Writes 'abusive father', cuz he doesn't like Naraku*
Rin: Goshinki?
Goshinki: Don't you, like, talk to me, TWO-TIMER!!!
Sesshoumaru: Weren't you, like, fighting with Kanna?
Rin: Oh, we resolved our disagreement by alternating him on different days.
Kanna: I get him on, like, Mondays, and Thursdays-
Rin: And Rin, like, gets him on Tuesdays and Saturdays-
Kanna: And we share him on, like, Fridays!
Sesshoumaru: Who gets him on, like, Wedsndays and Sundays?
Goshinki: You, like, don't wanna know.
Rin&Kanna: Announcer Dudette.
Naraku: Oh that's low!!
Sesshoumaru: You shouldn't, like, speak full sentences without saying like.
Naraku: Why should I?
Sesshoumaru: Because that's the speech pattern the producers have selected for this, like, episode.
Naraku: Oh. So, 'Oh that's low!!' should be 'Oh that's, like, low!!'
Sesshoumaru: Like, exactly!
Naraku: Like, cool.
Rin: Okay, like, that's our show!
Sesshoumaru: Like, no commercials?
Rin: Fine.
*Rin, Kanna and Kagura get up and sing the Pepsi Song.*
Sesshoumaru: ?
Rin: You, like, wanted a commercial!
Sesshoumaru: Whatever.
*Cheesy theme song plays and this time you can hear it. The credits roll*
Announcer Dudette: But my, like, bishonen~!
AN: Yes, expect to see more of Announcer Dudette. Announcer Dude has the RCFTNWTGCTSHTS. A cyber cookie to anyone who can figure out what that means.
Typed by M.A. Darkling
Disclaimer: I don't think I own it . . . nope, just checked, not me. The only thing I own is the studio and the HoneyBucket from the afore written chapter.
Announcer Dudette, cuz the Announcer Dude called in sick: Welcome to the, like, Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!! With, like, that gorgeous inu-youkai and that, like, ultra cute little human girl! Here there are! *glomps Sesshoumaru*
*you can't hear the cheesy theme song cuz of Sesshoumaru's screaming*
Sesshoumaru: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~! Getoffgetoffgetoffgetoff!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer Dudette: I luv you.
Rin: Calm down. *offstage* Hey! Could two of you guard-like-people help Sesshoumaru-sama out?
Guard-like-person #A: Uh, ma'am, what can we do for ya?
Rin: Get Announcer Dudette offa Sesshoumaru.
Guard-like-person #B: Okey-dokey.
*Guard-like-person #A and Guard-like-person #B pry Announcer Dudette offa Sesshoumaru*
Announcer Dudette: But my, like, bishonen!!
Sesshoumaru: I'm not yours!!
Announcer Dudette: You're, like, still bishy! I, like, know people! I know Azusa! Like, waah!!
*Anouncer Dudette is, like, dragged away*
Rin: And now, like, back to our show!!!
Sesshoumaru: That lingo is going to stay until the end of the show, right?
Rin: Oh yeah.
Sesshoumaru: Oh well. *sigh* Might as well, like, join 'em. Bring in, like, Naraku, and his kids!!
*Naraku, Juuromaru, Kagura, Goshinki, and Kanna enter*
(AN: All I can remember. Review and tell me if ya know anymore)
Naraku: What's with the, like, like-ing?
Sesshoumaru: Announcer Dudette, like, left the style when she left.
Rin: You mean, like, got dragged away.
Sesshoumaru: Funny-
Goshinki: *interrupting* word, like.
Sesshoumaru: Hey, how did, like, you-
Goshinki: -Know what you were gonna, like, say? I'm psychic.
Sesshoumaru: -
Goshinki: -Weird, I, like, know.
Sesshoumaru: -
Goshinki: You shouldn't say that, like, in front of children, Sess. This is, like, Inuyasha section wide television.
Sesshoumaru: -
Goshinki: -Don't call you, like, Sess. Okay, Sess. Like, oops.
*Rin stares at Goshinki, long and hard. Goshinki falls over clutching his head*
Goshinki: Ack! How do you handle the conscience? You're, like, two-timing three men, one of which is the proverbial ladies' man, the other a youkai and the other from the future!!!!!
Rin: *tosses hair* It's more, like, interesting that way. Rin doesn't like being bored.
Goshinki: But Kohaku!? I thought he was, like, with Kanna!
*Kanna blushes*
Rin: He, like, is.
Goshinki: What!?
Rin: Like, hehe.
Goshinki: That's just, like, wrong!
Rin: Rin, like, prefers the term 'immoral'.
Sesshoumaru: Alright. Like, back to the show. Naraku: Abusive father or misunderstood parent? Kagura, has Naraku ever mistreated you in anyway?
Kagura: Oh yeah, you remember that 'Never Again' songfic Mei wrote then trashed cuz she thought it was crappy? The one were you were my best friend and lived in the apartment down the hall and you, like, gave me a gu-
Sesshoumaru: No, I, like, mean in the actual story line.
Kagura: Oh, sure. Like, that one episode when he, like, chained me up and-
Sesshoumaru: That's enough. *marks one for, like, 'abusive father'*
Rin: How about you Kanna?
Kanna: We get along okay. He totally, like, understands my relationship with Kohaku.
Rin: Kohaku's, like, Rin's!
Kanna: No, like, way!!
Fat guy in the audience: CATFIGHT!!!
*A comic fighting cloud appears to keep the rating PG. The audience is chanting catfight as Sesshoumaru scribbles 'misunderstood parent'.*
Sesshoumaru: Like, Juuromaru?
Juuromaru: . . . (Translation: No, like, comment.)
Sesshoumaru: Like, okey-dokey. *Writes 'abusive father', cuz he doesn't like Naraku*
Rin: Goshinki?
Goshinki: Don't you, like, talk to me, TWO-TIMER!!!
Sesshoumaru: Weren't you, like, fighting with Kanna?
Rin: Oh, we resolved our disagreement by alternating him on different days.
Kanna: I get him on, like, Mondays, and Thursdays-
Rin: And Rin, like, gets him on Tuesdays and Saturdays-
Kanna: And we share him on, like, Fridays!
Sesshoumaru: Who gets him on, like, Wedsndays and Sundays?
Goshinki: You, like, don't wanna know.
Rin&Kanna: Announcer Dudette.
Naraku: Oh that's low!!
Sesshoumaru: You shouldn't, like, speak full sentences without saying like.
Naraku: Why should I?
Sesshoumaru: Because that's the speech pattern the producers have selected for this, like, episode.
Naraku: Oh. So, 'Oh that's low!!' should be 'Oh that's, like, low!!'
Sesshoumaru: Like, exactly!
Naraku: Like, cool.
Rin: Okay, like, that's our show!
Sesshoumaru: Like, no commercials?
Rin: Fine.
*Rin, Kanna and Kagura get up and sing the Pepsi Song.*
Sesshoumaru: ?
Rin: You, like, wanted a commercial!
Sesshoumaru: Whatever.
*Cheesy theme song plays and this time you can hear it. The credits roll*
Announcer Dudette: But my, like, bishonen~!
AN: Yes, expect to see more of Announcer Dudette. Announcer Dude has the RCFTNWTGCTSHTS. A cyber cookie to anyone who can figure out what that means.