IF RANMA DIDN'T FALL IN ……..

If Ranma hadn't fallen into the Springs…. Everything would surely be……

Normal! Ranma didn't fall in, so he'd still be a pretty red-haired girl, and a guy of course. Except, now he and Inuyasha would battle on land!~

~*ScenariO*~

Inuyasha: Bring in on, cross-dresser!

Ranma: No, you idiot! It's already been BROUGHTEN, half-breed!

Inuyasha: Shut up! Half-breeds are better than cross-dressers!

Ranma: I'm not a cross-dresser!

Kagome: Yea! Cuz that means that I'm a cross-dresser too!

Inuyasha: No! Not YOU, too!!!

Kagome: [pouts]

Ranma: HYA!!! [kicks]

Inuyasha: Feh! [dodges] Your moves are as infantile as ever!

Ranma: What do you mean? This is the first time I've ever fought you.

Inuyasha: Déjà vu!

Ranma: What the hell?

Kagome: Whoa, he just sounded like Sesshoumaru then........Your moves are as infantile as ever!"

Inuyasha: Claws of blood! [scratch]

Ranma: YEEEEOOWW!!!!!! [his arm falls off] Ohhhhh boy. You are going to pay SOOOO dearly for this!!!!!![lashes out other arm…… er the one that's still there, that is. Punch!]

Inuyasha: [dodges] Feh! You're no fun to fight with. Come on Kagome. We're going home.

Ranma: NOT WITHOUT MY REVENGE!!!!!!! *whistles*

Shampoo: [comes riding over in her bicycle, trampling Inuyasha's head.] Ni hao, Rama! You call for Shampoo?

Inuyasha: WT…….F!? [Thinks: It's another one of those weird metal clatters that Kagome has!]

Ranma: Yes. Help me beat this demon up.

Akane: HEY!! What about me!?

Ranma: Sorry, Akane…….I just….I just don't want you to get hurt…..

Akane: R-Ranma…..

Shampoo: Why beat demon up? Why not just push him in spring?

Ranma: Great idea!!!!

Inuyasha: No!!! Kagome ~ come on! Let's go!!!! [He was at the edge of the water, ready to take Kagome on his back and fly off to Japan and into the well back to comfy old Sengoku-jidai. Then he felt a shove from behind.] [Thinks: NO!!!! Jumps up.] CLAW OF EXORCISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Lashes out at Shampoo.]

Shampoo: Er… what that for, you stupid demon!? That no hurt Shampoo at all!!

Kagome: Inuyasha! These aren't DEMONS you're fighting…..they're HUMANS!!!! Your claw of exorcism doesn't work on humans!!!!

Inuyasha: Damn……. Come on, Kagome. Let's go.

Shampoo: NO! First you must go in spring!

Inuyasha: Make me!!

[Ranma pushes from behind, but Inuyasha catches him and turns around and does a booty kick.]

Inuyasha: Why are you fighting me anyways!?

[While Ranma flies back…]

Ranma: For the girl, you idiot!!!!!

[Inuyasha, confused, points to Shampoo. When she gave him a nasty look, he points to Akane.]

Ranma: NO!!!! For K-A-G-O-M-E, you idiot!!!!

Akane and Kagome: WH-WHAT?!?!?!?!!!!

Akane: For YOU!?

Kagome: Well, I don't know. I thought Ranma was your fiancée.

Akane: Nobody said he wanted to be YOUR fiancée!! What's the demon's name?

Kagome: Inuyasha.

Akane: INUYASHA!!! I'm on YOUR side!!!!

[FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! BICKER, BICKER, BICKER!]

So you see what would happen if Ranma DIDN'T fall into the Jusenkyo Springs. There would be a lot of bickering and fighting over Kagome. (LOL)

MORAL: Ranma shouldn't NOT fall in. (Double negative hehehe)

But the moral for the last chapter was Ranma shouldn't fall in! OH NO!!!! A CONTROVERSY!! Now, my fellow Jusenkyo Springs readers, it's time to VOTE if Ranma SHOULD or SHOULDN'T fall into Jusenkyo Springs! Please submit your votes

A. RANMA SHOULD FALL IN

or

B. RANMA SHOULDN'T FALL IN

i your reviews! I will take the majority vote out of the FIRST 15 reviews, if your vote comes in after that, NADA! No count! I'll base my next chapter on your votes!!! The deal's on you, readers!!!! The next chapter is in your hands! ^_~*



RESULTS THUS FAR:

Should: 4 votes

Shouldn't: 10 WONDERFUL ASTONISHINGLY COOL VOTES!!!!!!