The Sesshoumaru And Rin Show!!
Typed by M.A. Darkling
Disclaimer:
Skirit: Look! Mail!
Mei: Really?
*Mei takes the letter and opens it*
Skirit: What does it say?
Mei: Dear Ms. Darkling,
We are pleased to inform you that you do not own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. We laugh at you. Hahahahahahaha.
Signed,
The People Mocking You
PS: Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.
Skirit: The *censored*.
Announcer Dude (he's better now): Welcome to the Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!! With that beloved inu-youkai and the adorable little human girl!! Here they are Sesshoumaru and Rin!!
Sesshoumaru: *sobs*
Rin: That's very OOC, ya know.
Sesshoumaru: What? *sniff*
Rin: The sobbing. Youkai don't sob.
Sesshoumaru: Youkai sob when they've been humiliated.
Rin: How have you been humiliated?
Sesshoumaru: Jaken showed my baby pictures! On AIR!!
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama. You just realized that? Don't worry, Jaken showed them during the special. Nobody really reads the specials.
Sesshoumaru: *perks up, wiping away his tears and trying to look a bit more dignified* Really?
Rin: But since our producers are disappointed and all-
Sesshoumaru: Disappointed? How can they be disappointed? We got 10 reviews! *waves five fingers at the camera* 10~!!
Rin: Shuddup!
Sesshoumaru: Now who's acting OOC?
Rin: Ooh . . . Rin didn't wanna do this . . . BRING OUT THE INU-YOUKAI FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *really, really, really frantic*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: That's right, mocker of Rin!!!!!!!! PREPARE TO MEET THY HUMILIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Naraku comes on stage and whispers something to Rin*
Rin: What? No actual humiliation?
Naraku: Believe me kid. I want it too. But the producers won't allow bathroom pictures or anything. Not until our reviews go down at least.
Sesshoumaru: *Ignoring them and still screaming* NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Rin: D*mn.
Sesshoumaru: *suddenly normal* Rin, don't swear.
Rin: How does he do that?
Naraku: Well, he is your sort of kind of maybe not quite yet really close adopted nearly almost could be foster father, right?
Rin: Oh yeah. *strikes a pose* Bring forth the CLEAN Inu-youkai family photo album!!!
*It appears in thin air above Rin's now outstretched hands*
Rin: *whistles* Wow, for a low budget talkshow, we have pretty good special effects.
Sesshoumaru: *small voice* Can you make it disappear??
Rin: First pic . . . oh that's so cute!
Sesshoumaru: No it isn't!
*Rin holds up the pictures one by one. Sesshoumaru meets first tricycle . . . butterfly . . . litter box . . .*
Rin: DO YOU FEEL THE BURN???
Sesshoumaru: I FEEL THE BURN!!!
Rin: DO YOU FEEL THE PAIN???
Sesshoumaru: I FEEL THE PAIN!!!
Rin: Are ya gonna say sorry?
Sesshoumaru: *bows* I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!!
Rin: Wow. Then I'll stop.
Sesshoumaru: What the h*ll?
Rin: Don't swear.
Sesshoumaru: Whatever. Do that Pepsi thing so I can get my coffee.
Rin: No.
Sesshoumaru: Why not?
Rin: Cuz. No reason. *hides stack of money behind her back that Mei gave her to prolong the show*
Sesshoumaru: Oh, that's low.
Naraku: *offstage* Dat's my quote!! MY quote!! My QUOTE!!
*Sess and Rin stare.*
Rin: Rin'll do the commercial now.
Sesshoumaru: Good girl.
*Kanna and Kagura appear. The girls do the commercial while Sesshoumaru pines for his coffee.*
Announcer Dude: Like, that's our show!!
Sesshoumaru: Wait, me and Rin are supposed to say that!
Announcer Dude: Like, uh . . .
Sesshoumaru: I know that lingo . . .
Announcer Dude, who may or may not be having an identity crisis: . . .
Sesshoumaru: ANNOUNCER DUDETTE!! Get the *censored* outta here!!
Announcer Dudette (Announcer Dude is tied up and gagged behind her): Never!!
Sesshoumaru: That does it! I'm filing a restraining order!
Announcer: NOOO!!!
Rin: I better end this.
AN: Hahahahaha! Guess we won't be seeing her again 'naia she gets a better lawyer! Oh, d*mn, I typed Ramidian again!! 'Naia translates as 'til!
RCFTNWTGCTSHTS means Really Contagious Flu That Noone Wants To Get 'Cause That's Some Headachey Toe Syndrome. Strange, huh? Only Announcer People get it.
So who should Rin be paired up with? Review and tell me!! Announcer Dude!
Announcer Dude: The candidates are~:
That proverbial ladies man, and Sango's little bro, KOHAKU~!! And
Who could say 'no' to that fluffy tail and ears, SHIPPOU~!! And, last but not least,
He's from the future and is more educated than the rest, Kagome's little bro, SOUTA~!!
Mei: Thank you, Announcer Dude.
Announcer Dude: 'Welcome. When's my next paycheck?
Mei: Now. *Hands Announcer Dude a $1000 paycheck*
Sesshoumaru: What, we can't spend that! This is Fuedal Japan, surprisingly enough!!
Announcer Dude: I'm 21st century American! Nyah~!!
Sesshoumaru: Dang it.
Rin: Don't feel bad. We're being paid with Herbal Essence.
Sesshoumaru: Oooo!
Rin: Exactly.
Sesshoumaru: *to Mei, who's pretending he doesn't exist* Ya know why I like Herbal Essence, it makes my hair all smooth and it's so much fun and it hardly stings when you get it in your eyes and-
Rin: That's enough. Rin's going to her trailer to await her new boyfriend.
Sesshoumaru: I thought you were with Kohaku.
Rin: Was. Turns out he was cheating on both Rin and Kanna.
Sesshoumaru: With who?
Rin: Koharu.
Sesshoumaru: Older woman?!
Rin: That's what Rin said, he's like eleven and she's fourteen, but no, he can't settle for nine-yr-olds and six month olds anymore. (AN: Remember Kanna was born that way, fully mature!!)
Mei: Roses are red/Your blood is too/So if you don't quit/I'll see yours splatter all over you.
Sesshoumaru: *applauding* You're such a poet!!
Mei: Yes, and no, I just want you ALL to shut up.
Sesshoumaru: Is this self-insert?
Mei: Not technically, but it can happen.
Sesshoumaru: No thankee.
Rin: Is that still on?
Sesshoumaru: What, the lamp?
Rin: No, the camera.
Sesshoumaru: Oh, that blinky light that says, ON AIR?
Rin: Fix it, Sesshoumaru-sama.
*Camera fizzles out. Somehow, it manages to sound like the cheesy theme song.*
Typed by M.A. Darkling
Disclaimer:
Skirit: Look! Mail!
Mei: Really?
*Mei takes the letter and opens it*
Skirit: What does it say?
Mei: Dear Ms. Darkling,
We are pleased to inform you that you do not own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. We laugh at you. Hahahahahahaha.
Signed,
The People Mocking You
PS: Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.
Skirit: The *censored*.
Announcer Dude (he's better now): Welcome to the Sesshoumaru and Rin Show!! With that beloved inu-youkai and the adorable little human girl!! Here they are Sesshoumaru and Rin!!
Sesshoumaru: *sobs*
Rin: That's very OOC, ya know.
Sesshoumaru: What? *sniff*
Rin: The sobbing. Youkai don't sob.
Sesshoumaru: Youkai sob when they've been humiliated.
Rin: How have you been humiliated?
Sesshoumaru: Jaken showed my baby pictures! On AIR!!
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama. You just realized that? Don't worry, Jaken showed them during the special. Nobody really reads the specials.
Sesshoumaru: *perks up, wiping away his tears and trying to look a bit more dignified* Really?
Rin: But since our producers are disappointed and all-
Sesshoumaru: Disappointed? How can they be disappointed? We got 10 reviews! *waves five fingers at the camera* 10~!!
Rin: Shuddup!
Sesshoumaru: Now who's acting OOC?
Rin: Ooh . . . Rin didn't wanna do this . . . BRING OUT THE INU-YOUKAI FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *really, really, really frantic*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: That's right, mocker of Rin!!!!!!!! PREPARE TO MEET THY HUMILIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Naraku comes on stage and whispers something to Rin*
Rin: What? No actual humiliation?
Naraku: Believe me kid. I want it too. But the producers won't allow bathroom pictures or anything. Not until our reviews go down at least.
Sesshoumaru: *Ignoring them and still screaming* NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Rin: D*mn.
Sesshoumaru: *suddenly normal* Rin, don't swear.
Rin: How does he do that?
Naraku: Well, he is your sort of kind of maybe not quite yet really close adopted nearly almost could be foster father, right?
Rin: Oh yeah. *strikes a pose* Bring forth the CLEAN Inu-youkai family photo album!!!
*It appears in thin air above Rin's now outstretched hands*
Rin: *whistles* Wow, for a low budget talkshow, we have pretty good special effects.
Sesshoumaru: *small voice* Can you make it disappear??
Rin: First pic . . . oh that's so cute!
Sesshoumaru: No it isn't!
*Rin holds up the pictures one by one. Sesshoumaru meets first tricycle . . . butterfly . . . litter box . . .*
Rin: DO YOU FEEL THE BURN???
Sesshoumaru: I FEEL THE BURN!!!
Rin: DO YOU FEEL THE PAIN???
Sesshoumaru: I FEEL THE PAIN!!!
Rin: Are ya gonna say sorry?
Sesshoumaru: *bows* I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!!
Rin: Wow. Then I'll stop.
Sesshoumaru: What the h*ll?
Rin: Don't swear.
Sesshoumaru: Whatever. Do that Pepsi thing so I can get my coffee.
Rin: No.
Sesshoumaru: Why not?
Rin: Cuz. No reason. *hides stack of money behind her back that Mei gave her to prolong the show*
Sesshoumaru: Oh, that's low.
Naraku: *offstage* Dat's my quote!! MY quote!! My QUOTE!!
*Sess and Rin stare.*
Rin: Rin'll do the commercial now.
Sesshoumaru: Good girl.
*Kanna and Kagura appear. The girls do the commercial while Sesshoumaru pines for his coffee.*
Announcer Dude: Like, that's our show!!
Sesshoumaru: Wait, me and Rin are supposed to say that!
Announcer Dude: Like, uh . . .
Sesshoumaru: I know that lingo . . .
Announcer Dude, who may or may not be having an identity crisis: . . .
Sesshoumaru: ANNOUNCER DUDETTE!! Get the *censored* outta here!!
Announcer Dudette (Announcer Dude is tied up and gagged behind her): Never!!
Sesshoumaru: That does it! I'm filing a restraining order!
Announcer: NOOO!!!
Rin: I better end this.
AN: Hahahahaha! Guess we won't be seeing her again 'naia she gets a better lawyer! Oh, d*mn, I typed Ramidian again!! 'Naia translates as 'til!
RCFTNWTGCTSHTS means Really Contagious Flu That Noone Wants To Get 'Cause That's Some Headachey Toe Syndrome. Strange, huh? Only Announcer People get it.
So who should Rin be paired up with? Review and tell me!! Announcer Dude!
Announcer Dude: The candidates are~:
That proverbial ladies man, and Sango's little bro, KOHAKU~!! And
Who could say 'no' to that fluffy tail and ears, SHIPPOU~!! And, last but not least,
He's from the future and is more educated than the rest, Kagome's little bro, SOUTA~!!
Mei: Thank you, Announcer Dude.
Announcer Dude: 'Welcome. When's my next paycheck?
Mei: Now. *Hands Announcer Dude a $1000 paycheck*
Sesshoumaru: What, we can't spend that! This is Fuedal Japan, surprisingly enough!!
Announcer Dude: I'm 21st century American! Nyah~!!
Sesshoumaru: Dang it.
Rin: Don't feel bad. We're being paid with Herbal Essence.
Sesshoumaru: Oooo!
Rin: Exactly.
Sesshoumaru: *to Mei, who's pretending he doesn't exist* Ya know why I like Herbal Essence, it makes my hair all smooth and it's so much fun and it hardly stings when you get it in your eyes and-
Rin: That's enough. Rin's going to her trailer to await her new boyfriend.
Sesshoumaru: I thought you were with Kohaku.
Rin: Was. Turns out he was cheating on both Rin and Kanna.
Sesshoumaru: With who?
Rin: Koharu.
Sesshoumaru: Older woman?!
Rin: That's what Rin said, he's like eleven and she's fourteen, but no, he can't settle for nine-yr-olds and six month olds anymore. (AN: Remember Kanna was born that way, fully mature!!)
Mei: Roses are red/Your blood is too/So if you don't quit/I'll see yours splatter all over you.
Sesshoumaru: *applauding* You're such a poet!!
Mei: Yes, and no, I just want you ALL to shut up.
Sesshoumaru: Is this self-insert?
Mei: Not technically, but it can happen.
Sesshoumaru: No thankee.
Rin: Is that still on?
Sesshoumaru: What, the lamp?
Rin: No, the camera.
Sesshoumaru: Oh, that blinky light that says, ON AIR?
Rin: Fix it, Sesshoumaru-sama.
*Camera fizzles out. Somehow, it manages to sound like the cheesy theme song.*