~ Our little story takes place in front of Reeves Middle School. Reanna, one of Britt's BF's, meets her at the front steps~



Reanna: Hey britt! What's up? OMG I had the funniest dream last night!

Britt: hey re, I need to talk to you.

Reanna: why?

Britt: cuz u see, Zidane asked me to be his dorm partner. O.o;;

Reanna: O___________O;;

Britt:*scratches back of neck* um…yeah

Reanna: WHAT THE HELL?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT HE WILL DO TO YOU?!?!?

Britt: duh!

Reanna: o;; You dummy!

Britt: ahh… what! I'm way 2 hard 4 him 2 handle! If he gets close to me, I'll uh…* drifts off into daydream… *

In the dorm, Zidane is scooting closer to Britt. He is so close she can smell his cologne; he reaches over and is a few inches away from a wonderful kiss…

Reanna: What WILL you do?

Britt: * shaking head because her wonderful daydream ended to Reanna's annoying blabbing* Huh?

Reanna: oh GOD! You are such a blonde! What will you do if he gets close to you???

Britt: smell…

Reanna: o__________O EH?!

Britt: uh, I will uh, tell him to move away! And anyways, my answer is yes, so don't go trying to convince me to say no!

~bell rings~

Reanna: …….lucky biact.

~ that night, Britt is waiting for Zidane's phonecall~



Britt: *practicing * Um, I have thought about it and yes I would like to be your dorm partner! NO! that's not it…Yes, I will be your dorm partner. Yeah, that's good. I cant act way to excited!!! Ok, be cool…

~ phone rings~

Britt:* jumps * Uh…hello?

Zidane: Heeeey! So are we gonna screw or what?

Britt: * clears throat * excuse me…?

Zidane: Man, I'm just joking.

Britt: oh…

Zidane: So babe, wanna be my dorm partner?

Britt: OH HELL YEAH BABY! I'LL BE THERE IN LIKE 10 MINUTES!!

*quickly puts a hand over her mouth* ( oh crap…)

Zidane: ( damn Zidane! You are good with chicks! She wants you so bad!) I'll take that as a yes…

Britt: heh, well, see you in a few…

Zidane: seconds?!

Britt: uh….

Zidane: dude you have to come over here!

Britt: I will…! I gotta pack and stuff…

Zidane: ahhh… okay. ( hey, maybe I can finish off that one chick under the train station…) Bye babe.

Britt: bye…

~ once of the phone, it rings again)

Britt: hello?

Reanna: hi! How did everything * cough* turn out...?

Britt: uh…okay, I guess….

Reanna: okay?! What do you mean by, okay?!

~ after telling Reanna the whole story, there was a knock on her door~

Britt: hey re, I hafta go get that…

Reanna: hurry up!!

*Britt walks over to the door, to find out that it is Zidane*

Britt: hey Reanna, its Zidane…

Reanna: WHOOO! LEMME TALK TO HIM!!

Britt: okay, that will give me more time to pack

Zidane: hey bri----* phone is shoved in his face* what the hell…?

Britt: just talk to her!

Zidane: * looks away * hello?

Reanna: ZIDANE! IS THAT YOU?!?!?

Zidane:* hold phone away from his ears * um…yeah, who's this?

Reanna: Zidane I wanna lick you all ove---( oh crap…)

Zidane: WHOA! Sorry, I'm not all that good on screwing a girl over the phone…but in pers--

Britt: what the hell are you talking about???

Zidane: uh, heh, um…screwdrivers???

Britt: whatever

Reanna: …AND if you ever touch my best friend, I will kick your ass all the way to LINDBLUM!

Zidane: what happened to licking…?

Reanna: man, your voice is sooo incredibly hott!

Zidane: listen chick; you have way too many mood swings

Reanna: * siiighhhh* talk more…

Zidane: O.o

Britt: here, gimme the phone

Zidane: * under his breath * noo problem.

Britt: what?

Zidane: uh…

Britt: O__O

Zidane: heh…uh., no, its not foggin! (oh shit…)

Britt: riiight

Reanna: * on the phone * OMG Britt! You are so stupid for going with him! You should let me go!!

Britt: um…no.

Reanna: ok, well I got trunks over here, so ill talk to you late---NO TRUNKS! NOT NOW! NOT WHEN I AM ON THE PHONE! * CLICK *

Britt: * turning toward Zidane * that was uh…interesting…

Zidane: * licking his lips* yeah…

Britt: not here Zidane…

Zidane: dammit…

Britt: * laughs*

Zidane: ( ohh…I just saw her tounge…) uh..ha ha…

Britt: okay, I'm done packing. Ya know, Reanna wanted to go with you instead

Zidane: man those are those dangerous kind of chicks… one moment their under you, the next their screaming at you…especially that chi-chi bitch…

Britt: ZIDANE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!??!

Zidane: uh...well, heh you know me… ( and you'll know me better once you move in…)

Britt: * slapping head * Don't you know she was a 6 ft tall, huge assed- muscle husband???!

Zidane: uh…no…

~ pounding on door~

Britt: I'll get it

Zidane: um…I don't know if that's a good idea, 'cuz…

Britt: * turning toward Zidane * Zidane! THAT'S GOKU!

Zidane: who's goku..?

Britt: go in my room…

Zidane: NOOO PROBLEM!

Britt: shhh!

Zidane:* smirks* ill see you in there…* walks into her room*

Britt: uh, hi goku…

Goku: have you seen that Zidane guy…?

Britt: um…

Goku: cuz I was at the refrigerator, and then this guy named Zidane sneaked in and then I heard her scream, ' ooohhh!!!!!'

Zidane: * in room * (hey, I remember that…)* grins to himself *

Britt: so sorry Goku…he stopped by and said he was going to…help the population in Antarctica or something…

Zidane: ( HEY!)

Goku: Oh, okay! Ill just fly over there then!

Britt: bye goku…

~ Behind the door~

Goku: man, I'm hungry, I wonder if chi-chi…

~ Inside~

Britt: come out Zidane!

Britt: ZIDANNNEE! * walks into room *

Zidane: * holding a bra of hers* ( I cant wait to take this off of her…)

Britt: ZIDANE!!!

Zidane: (shit!) Oh…hi….( I'm dead..)

Britt: (okay, your gonna be living with this guy…get used to it.) Um…heh, your uh, funny Zidane…

Zidane: oh…yeah…(uh, she's supposed to freak out and stuff…)

Britt: Okay, I'm ready…

Zidane: Oh man…I knew you wanted me…* licks lips *

Britt: I meant lets go to your place!

Zidane: (damn I never thought I would hear that from her..)

Britt: um…Zidane…?

Zidane: yeah….

Britt: gimme my bra back…

Zidane: * looks at it in his left hand * oh… heh heh * rubs back of head*

Zidane: I don't know why you even take it, I mean its not like your gonna be using it or anything

Britt: eh?

Zidane: oh shit, uh I meant…( damn, I gotta stop saying what I am thinking…)

Britt: whatever…* snags it out of his hand *

Britt: ugh! * turns around, drops it and bends down to pick it up*

Zidane: ( mmmmm) hey britt..?

Britt: * still facing other side* what…

Zidane: look over here for a sec

Britt: okay…WAIT!

Zidane: (dammit! I almost had her…)