~ later~

Britt: * inside Zidane's dorm * Wow…its uh, big in here…

Zidane: * looking at her butt* yeah…it looks really nice…

Britt: * turns around * what…?

Zidane: * looks up* Uh…the dorm…

Britt: * raises an eyebrow, even though she cant in real life* SO….where do I sleep?

Zidane: dude, your living with me NOW! You sleep right next to me, on me, or under me.

Britt: man, your such a horndog…

Zidane: HEY! That was mean…I mean what do you expect…?

Britt: Your right…two teenagers alone together in a big dorm…( oh crap…)

Zidane: * SHAA-WING!* * looks down* oh shit…I gotta go to the bathroom.

Britt: * looks at Zidane's face, then looks down his body* uh…

Zidane: um yeah…

Britt: I think I'll sleep on the couch…

Zidane: man, your no fun…hey, do you mind if I see if a few of my friends can come over?

Britt: uh, are they girls…?

Zidane: No

Britt: okay…hey, lemme watch TV

Zidane: sure…hey don't turn it to 576 okay?

Britt: uh….

Zidane: unless you wanna get trucked tonight, don't turn that channel on…

Britt: oh…ok…(god, I wanna see what it is though…)

~ Zidane on the phone~

Zidane: hey blank, tell Marcus that everyone's gonna come over…no…yeah she came…HELL YEAH….dude she's hard…naa…I can loosen her up…k bye

~ walked in, sits next to britt~

Britt: hey…

Zidane: hi…

Britt: so, who's comin over…?

Zidane: just a few friends…( yeah right…)

Britt: for some reason, I don't really believe you.

Zidane: Would I lie to you…? * hot smirk*

Britt: (maybe I should turn that channel on…) uh…* snaps outta it* uh…wow…

Zidane: what…? * licks lips*

Britt: ahhhhh! ZIDANE!!!

Zidane: * lifts his right leg and puts it on her left leg* what?

Britt: (omg omg omg! I am WAY to pure for this crap! Oh…what the hell…? ) *Scoots her leg closer*

Zidane: * smirks and looks at her*

Britt: (oh god…what would ReAnna do…? WAIT!! NO! I WILL NOT CHOP ZIDANE'S HEAD OFF!!!) * smiles back*

Zidane: * leans head in *

Britt: * leans head in*

Zidane: * opens mouth slightly…*

~BAM!!!!!!~

~ Zidane and Britt jump back~

Zidane: * in his teeth* dammit marcus…

Marcus:* walks through door with about 20 guys that are a little less hotter than Zidane* uh…you must be Britt…

Britt: * fake smile* hi…(darnet)

Marcus: uh…Zidane…can I talk to you for a sec…?

Zidane: Uh… *looks over at Britt, then Blank, another guy.*

Zidane: Blank, if you touch her…I will kick your ass-----* gets dragged away by Marcus into the kitchen*

Marcus: DUDE!

Zidane: WHAT?!

Marcus: YOU SAID SHE WAS HARD!

Zidane: She is!

Marcus: Then that was why you were about to give her the tongue??!

Zidane: * scratches back of head* heh heh…I have my ways with chi---

Britt: * in other room* ZIIIDAAANNNEEE!!!

Zidane: that's my cue…* runs into living room*

Marcus: dammit…

Zidane: * glances over to see blank trying to molest and rape her, while a group of guys circle around* GET THE FLUCK OFF OF HER!!

Blank: Mmmmm…

Britt: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!

Blank: say my name…

Zidane: ASSHOLE!

Blank: * looks around* WHAT?!

Zidane: you heard me woman…

~ meanwhile, Britt has run off into Zidane's room~

Britt: * looks around, then plops on the bed* Man this is so stupid…hmmm…*turns on TV…*

~ in the living room~

Zidane: * holding blank by his shirt, bout to punch the crap outta him*

???: ohhhhh…oh yeah…..* more moaning continues*

Zidane: …what the hell is that…?

~ all of the guys walk dazed into the bedroom, being led by Zidane~

Zidane: …Britt…?

Britt: * sitting on the bed* GOD DAMMIT ZIDANE! WHAT THE HELL…?

Zidane: ???? * walks over and looks at TV*

Zidane: Ohhhh, I see that you have wandered into channel 576…*drools*

Britt: HOW DO I CHANGE THE CHANNEL?!

Zidane: its kinda like a one channel TV…oh yeah…

Britt: uh… * RECALLS* "unless you wanna get trucked tonight, don't turn that channel on…"

Britt: uh…I gotta go…get something to drink… * leaves unnoticibly*

Britt: ~ now in kitchen~ man…he is so nasty…but god he's hott…

*gets a drink of water, when all of a sudden the power went out*

Zidane: * heard in his room* DAMMIT!!! *sound of feet coming toward Britt is heard* Britt…?

Britt: yeah…?

Zidane: I see ya like to play hide and seek too...?

Britt: yeah that's it…* starts to walk out of kitchen, when she bumps into Zidane*

Zidane: Whoa!

Britt: Uh… I can't see where I'm goin….

Zidane: oh…*scratches back of head*

Britt: I kinda fear for my safety…

Zidane: damn, its just a power outage…

Britt: no, I mean you watched that TV show…

Zidane: heh, I only truck someone after watching that show if I watch it for 15 minutes, and if I'm doin something to encourage me---

Britt: wow, you know that pretty well…

Zidane: heh---

Blank: * voice is heard* Britt…Since your out here by yourself, lets get to know each other a LITTLE better…

Zidane: * whispers* get on my back…this should be fun…

Britt: no problem…

Zidane: huh…?

Britt: uh…

Zidane: *smirks*

Britt: *blushes* ( thank god its dark…) * jumped on his back *

Zidane: ( oh yeah…) wrap your legs around me…

Britt: god that sounds nasty…

Zidane: * grabs her feet * SHA –WING

Blank: Briittt…where are you….?

Britt: * on Zidane's back* I'm right here baby…

Zidane: ( god dammit…) …Britt…

Britt: What…?

Blank: oh yeah…come here…

Britt: what Zidane…?

Zidane: uh…

Britt: !!!!!

Britt: god Zidane, I'm just joking…

Blank: come here britt!

Zidane: no…. that's not it…

Britt: what…?

Zidane: Uh…* whispers* when blank was little…he uh, kinda never…uh…um, lost something…

Britt: oh wow…

Blank: oh…emotions…BRITT!!!

Zidane: I think he took his clothes off…

Britt: WHAT THE HELL?! ( a little loud…)

Zidane: aww shit…

Blank: Britt! Where are you?! What's wrong??!

Britt: I'm fine…

Zidane: C'mon, its still dark, lets ditch this place…

Britt: but…its your house…

Zidane:…yeah and your point…?

Britt: your gonna let these people stay here…?

Zidane: yeah…plus if I stayed here, I would end up watching 576…

Blank: BRITT! GET OVER HERE!!!

Britt: ok lets get outta here…* turns her head to where she thinks Blank is* Blank…

Blank: what my sweetheart?

Zidane: ( I thought I taught him better)

Britt: I'm uh…going to the bathroom…wait here…

Blank: what are you doing…?

Britt: taking a shower…( like I would with all of these guys…)

Zidane: * starts walking over to the shower*

Britt: what the hell are you doing?

Zidane: we're taking a shower

Britt: I just said that…

Zidane: dammit…

Britt: Lets go

Zidane: * runs out of the door*

Britt: *outside she hops off of Zidane's back* he's uh…psycho…wow…it's 10:30 pm..

Zidane: um…yeah…

Britt: What's wrong…?

Zidane: I gotta piss…

Britt: * smacks head*

Zidane: sorry! Look, there's a tree over there…

Britt: fine…

Zidane: yeah?

Britt: huh…

Zidane: What?

Britt: I didn't say anything…

Zidane: you said fine…

Britt: yeah…

Zidane: shit…sorry I'm just kinda used to hearing people call me that… * scratches back of head*

Britt: O.O

Zidane: * walking away, turns head over his shoulder* don't worry, you'll be calling me that pretty soon* walks over to a tree*

Britt:O__________________________o

Zidane: ( man…the chick content is getting low in my blood…I need someone--- --CHICK!* points *) * Zips up pants*

Zidane: * walks over to sluttish-looking blonde* Heeey baby…

JoLane: hey…

Zidane: wanna screw?

JoLane: I just love a guy who gets right to the point!

~ 57.23 minutes later~

Britt: what the hell? Is there such thing as pee constipation? ZIDDAANNNEEEE!

~ back at JoLane and Zidane~

Zidane: oh..y…ea..h… j…j…BRRIITTTT!!!!!

Britt: * back at the tree* Ziiiidannneee…!!!

JoLane: *hack…* Excuse me…?

Zidane: ( oh shit…)

Britt: Zidaaaanee---* spots him and JoLane* WHAT THE FLUCK? I FROZE MY ASS OFF WAITING FOR YOU! U DRAGGED MY ASS ALL THE WAY OVER HERE JUST SO U COULD TRUCK A SLUT AND LEAVE ME WAITING FOR YOU?!

JoLane: Who the hell are you?

Britt: Who the hell are YOU?!

Zidane: uh….( I love it when Chicks fight over me…)

Britt: * smiles at Zidane*

Zidane: * pulls up pants*

Britt: Zidane…why don't you just have HER do that for you? I mean, she did take them off, right? * walks away*

Zidane: ( ouch…)

JoLane: oh Zidane… just screw her…your way to good for her…

Zidane: MAN! I would if I could!

JoLane: WHAT?!

Zidane: ah dammit…

JoLane: * gives Zidane a bitchy look*

Zidane: bitch….

~ meanwhile~

Britt: ( I CANT believe he did that to me…hey, at least I didn't freak out totally…I mean…uh…what was I gonna say…?) *walks into dorm* ( dammit…the lights are still out.)

Everyone: Is that Zidane? Where were you?

Britt: * says as she plops on the couch* He's screwing some random slut off the street…

Marcus: ouch…

Cinna: What's new…

Britt: * sigh*

Blank: IS THAT BRITT??

Britt: Blank! If you come close to me I will slap you across your face…

Blank: ……

Marcus: *whispers* hey guys…shouldn't we make the most of this…I mean…Zidane's gone…she's alone…

Jacob: are you guys crazy??! If Zidane found out…

Marcus: your right…

2 Be continued…

A/N: I wrote more! YA! O.O um…Anywhoo…If I get more reviews, I'll write even more!