A/N: Okay…I felt really bad so I just put up another
chapter! I wrote these a LOOONG time ago…so…wh00t! Just a reminder…uh….what
was it…*blonde moment* Ah yeah! If these are getting borring, waaaaait to
for the other chapters…then, it gets interesting…X_X
Britt: hold on…* gets out of bed*
Zidane: gonna slip into something more comfortable?
Britt: Actually, yeah.
Zidane: ( finally…)
Britt: I'll be right back * shuts bedroom door*
Britt: * sneaks outside* ( okay, I need to find JoLane…oh, there she is…) * spots her sitting on a bench*
Britt: hey, uh…JoLane
JoLane: Oh not you…
Britt: No you see, Zidane kinda needs to screw someone, and since I'm not going to, can you make him happy or something?
JoLane: oh sure!
Britt: Thanks…
~they walk over to his dorm door~
Britt: okay, just uh…try not to make a lot of noise or something…
JoLane: sorry Hun, but its just not me to not make a man scream my name…or should I say your name?
Britt: oh…ha…
JoLane: Now where is this sexy guy?
Britt: in his room
JoLane: awesome…
~they walk in~
Britt: Hold on…
JoLane: ok
Britt: * climbs into bed again*
Zidane: * pretend sleeping* ( she wont screw me! Maybe if I can trick her…)
Britt: Zidane, I know your not asleep, your hormones are probably just going 90 MPH, right?
Zidane: ( dammit)
Britt: * motions JoLane to come in*
Britt: SO, I brought you a little something…
JoLane: Little?!
Zidane: * shoots up* What the hell…?
Britt: you said you needed to screw somebody…
Zidane: yeah but…
JoLane: I'm back baby!
Zidane: uh…
JoLane: * jumps on Zidane, and starts to kiss him all over his face*
Zidane: ahhh!!!
Britt: * walks out and closes the door*
JoLane: * breathing hard* Zidane…lets do what we did at the park!
Zidane: but…what the hell…?
JoLane: OH just get over it! I'm here in bed with you! She's not good enough! You know it! * starts making out with him again*
Zidane: But—MPPFHHH!
~meanwhile…~
Britt: ( okay…where to sleep…the couch!)
~15 minutes later~
Britt: (damn its cold…I don't wanna do it, but I hafta get a blanket from Zidane's room…)
Britt: * walks in* oh wow…* covers her eyes*
Zidane: * pulls away from JoLane* um…what's wrong? ( dammit…)
JoLane: she's jealous!
Britt: * ignoring JoLane* I kinda need a blanket for the couch…
Zidane: uh…I don't uh.., really wanna get out…( why in the hell am I doing this…?)
JoLane: GO AWAY!
Britt: shut the hell up! I'm the one who got you here!
Britt: Zidane! Just tell me where they are please!
Zidane: ( damn she's mad…) uh, in the cabinet by the kitchen thing.
Britt: thanks * leaves*
Zidane: GOD DAMMIT!!!
~ Next Morning~
Britt: * laying there* I survived the first night at Zidane Tribal's dorm…wow…and I didn't lose anything, go me!) * gets up and stretches*
Zidane: * walks out, hair all messed up and tousled* oh…hey
Britt: how did YOU sleep??
Zidane: (Uh, I don't really know if sleep is a good word for it…) um…
Britt: *lays back down* Where's JoLane?
Zidane: she left already…
Britt: oh
Zidane: how did you sleep?
Britt: not good, at least with all of that, " oh Zidane! JoLane! Harder! Faster! Not as rough!"
Zidane: umm…*scratches back of head* sorry bout that…
Britt: I mean Zidane, if you just want her to stay, I can always go back home…
Zidane: what?!
Britt: I feel bad though…
Zidane: why? * licks lips*
Britt: dammit Zidane, be serious…* covers her head*
Zidane: excuse ME for being hot and desirable!
Britt: *under her breath* yeah, really…
Zidane: huh?
Britt: uh…sha keely?
Zidane: I HEARD THAT!!!
Britt: Sha keely?
Zidane: I KNEW YOU DUG ME!
Britt: and who doesn't…
Zidane: good question…
Britt: uh….shouldn't we wake up Cinna and Marcus…?
Blank: AND ME?!
Britt: ahhh! * grabs Zidane*
Zidane: whoooa!
Zidane: What the hell…?
Blank: Damn, one night I was drunk and the next I was on the ground freezing my ass off…
Britt: * lets go of Zidane* oh, so that's why you were like that…
Zidane: …hey!
Blank: who the hell are you?
Zidane: your telling me you don't remember her…
Blank: no
Zidane: So your not sure if you remember her or not…?
Blank: no!
Zidane: then what the hell do you mean???
Blank: NO, I DO NOT REMEMBER HER!!
Britt: you tried to rape me…
Blank: I don't blame myself…
Britt: * Ka-Blink*
Zidane: I know man!
Britt: * turns toward Zidane* WHAT?!
Zidane: uh…I mean that was wrong blank…* scratches back of head*
Cinna: * comes out, rubbing eyes* what's up….WHOA!
Blank: oh you too…
Cinna: but..you…are, I mean were…
Blank: DRUNK DAMMIT!
Britt: and pissy too…
Blank: -what??
Zidane: heh heh BURN!
Marcus: * comes up the stairs* BLANK?!
Blank: yeah I was drunk…
Cinna: whats new…
Blank: So what did ya guys do last night…?
Britt: Zidane screwed a girl…
Blank: you?
Zidane: no! Dammit…
Britt: eh?
Marcus: I'm hungry…
Zidane: we don't care…
Blank: and WHO threw me out of a window last night?
Britt: I thought you said you didn't remember anything…
Blank: I have cuts on my body…
Zidane: ouch…
Cinna: where?
Marcus: you idiot don't ask him that…!
* Blank pulls down his pants and reveals a huge cut*
Britt: * turns around* AHHHH!
Zidane: dammit Blank! Now she's gonna think I'm that small too!
Blank: asshole!
Zidane: Ugly-ass blind PRICK * JERRY SPRINGER 'CENSOR' SIGN GOES OVER ZIDANE'S MOUTH'!!! * Zidane mouths a few more naughty words XD*
Marcus: eh…?
Britt: uh…blank pull up your pants…
Blank: fine…
Britt: * turns around* AHHH!!
Zidane:* starts cracking up*
Britt: ( dammit…) blank…
Blank: yeah…
Britt: that's nothing to be proud of…
Zidane: HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! * starts rolling around on the floor*
Blank: …bitch
Britt: I love you too Blank!
Zidane: * gets up* hey, can I show a cut…I mean that JoLane chick, she's good, but she's a LITTLE rough…Britt, from now on you're the only one in bed with me…screwing or not
Cinna: man, I wanna see your cut!
Zidane: * covering his pride* HELL NO! ARE YOU GAY?!
Cinna: NO!
Marcus: then why were you murmuring some guys name last night…?
Cinna: I wasn't!
Zidane: Oh nasty! Get your gay ass outta here!
Blank: I think I'm gonna…*BLAAAHHH!*
Zidane: ewww…
Britt: uck…
Cinna: man! I'm strait!
Marcus: Whatever you say…
Blank: *Wiping mouth* ugh…that is nasty!
Britt: Zidane?
Zidane: yeah?
Britt: what is so hot about lesbians…my friend Reanna wants to know…
Zidane: is she one…?
Britt: NO!!
Zidane: dammit…
Britt: so…?
Cinna: well, I think they are hot because---
Zidane: ---like you would know…your gay
Cinna: now that was just cold…
Zidane: first of all, it's sweet to have 1 chick with you…
Zidane: but, when you double the fun, you get double the pleasure…
Zidane:…and double the tits, and double the----
Britt: I GET THE POINT!!
Zidane: sorry…I just kinda got carried away…
Cinna: yeah…
Zidane: shut up gay ass
Marcus: geez…
Blank: diss…
Zidane: so…yeah…
Britt: Do you have any other channels beside 576?
Zidane: um…not really…
Britt: (figures with all of that crap he has in his drawer…) oh…
Marcus: lets do something…
Zidane: * looks at Britt*
Marcus: *looks at Britt*
Blank: * looks at Britt*
Cinna: * looks at britt*
Zidane: STOP STARING AT HER GAY ASS!
Cinna: um…
Britt: I'm sure that's not what he meant, right Marcus…?
Zidane: * licks lips*
Blank: * raises eyebrows, even though you cant see them…*
Marcus: * tries to smirk as hot as Zidane does*
Britt: um… * backs away* Uh…I think I'm going to go take…a shower now…
Zidane: * follows her*
Britt: …by myself…
Zidane: dammit…
Cinna: nice try…
Zidane: Cinna! Your gay! I DON'T REALLY LIKE GAY PEOPLE!
Zidane:*thinks*
Zidane: besides lesbo's…
~later~
Britt: * in shower* ZIDANE! CAN YOU GRAB ME A TOWEL?
Zidane: huh?
Britt: I FORGOT A TOWEL! CAN YOU GRAB ME ONE?
Zidane: ( man she wants me…) SURE!
Zidane: * grabs a sheer towel* Perfect…
Marcus: Zidane, don't try nutin…
Cinna: yeah…
Zidane: DUDE CINNA SHUT UP
Blank: How bout I just give it to her…?
Zidane: um…NO
Britt: okay come in!
Zidane: DAMN! IT'S HOT IN HERE!
Britt: I like hot showers…
Zidane: your gonna leave me with a cold one!
Britt: Sorry…
Zidane: just jokin…hey I'm gonna leave this towel here…
Britt: * turns off water*
Zidane: ……
Britt: ……
Zidane: ……
Britt: uh…you can leave now…
Zidane: uh…are you sure…?
Britt: POSITIVE!
Zidane: ( hmmm…) * shuffle, shuffle* ( heh heh)* goes out door*
A/N OOH! What did Zidane do? Um…I don't know where this is going, when I sit down to type it…its like I don't even know whats gonna happen! I just go with the flow! Anywho, I'm just gonna BRUSH OFF that disturbing review left by Lady artist…aw well! I asked for it!! (
Britt: hold on…* gets out of bed*
Zidane: gonna slip into something more comfortable?
Britt: Actually, yeah.
Zidane: ( finally…)
Britt: I'll be right back * shuts bedroom door*
Britt: * sneaks outside* ( okay, I need to find JoLane…oh, there she is…) * spots her sitting on a bench*
Britt: hey, uh…JoLane
JoLane: Oh not you…
Britt: No you see, Zidane kinda needs to screw someone, and since I'm not going to, can you make him happy or something?
JoLane: oh sure!
Britt: Thanks…
~they walk over to his dorm door~
Britt: okay, just uh…try not to make a lot of noise or something…
JoLane: sorry Hun, but its just not me to not make a man scream my name…or should I say your name?
Britt: oh…ha…
JoLane: Now where is this sexy guy?
Britt: in his room
JoLane: awesome…
~they walk in~
Britt: Hold on…
JoLane: ok
Britt: * climbs into bed again*
Zidane: * pretend sleeping* ( she wont screw me! Maybe if I can trick her…)
Britt: Zidane, I know your not asleep, your hormones are probably just going 90 MPH, right?
Zidane: ( dammit)
Britt: * motions JoLane to come in*
Britt: SO, I brought you a little something…
JoLane: Little?!
Zidane: * shoots up* What the hell…?
Britt: you said you needed to screw somebody…
Zidane: yeah but…
JoLane: I'm back baby!
Zidane: uh…
JoLane: * jumps on Zidane, and starts to kiss him all over his face*
Zidane: ahhh!!!
Britt: * walks out and closes the door*
JoLane: * breathing hard* Zidane…lets do what we did at the park!
Zidane: but…what the hell…?
JoLane: OH just get over it! I'm here in bed with you! She's not good enough! You know it! * starts making out with him again*
Zidane: But—MPPFHHH!
~meanwhile…~
Britt: ( okay…where to sleep…the couch!)
~15 minutes later~
Britt: (damn its cold…I don't wanna do it, but I hafta get a blanket from Zidane's room…)
Britt: * walks in* oh wow…* covers her eyes*
Zidane: * pulls away from JoLane* um…what's wrong? ( dammit…)
JoLane: she's jealous!
Britt: * ignoring JoLane* I kinda need a blanket for the couch…
Zidane: uh…I don't uh.., really wanna get out…( why in the hell am I doing this…?)
JoLane: GO AWAY!
Britt: shut the hell up! I'm the one who got you here!
Britt: Zidane! Just tell me where they are please!
Zidane: ( damn she's mad…) uh, in the cabinet by the kitchen thing.
Britt: thanks * leaves*
Zidane: GOD DAMMIT!!!
~ Next Morning~
Britt: * laying there* I survived the first night at Zidane Tribal's dorm…wow…and I didn't lose anything, go me!) * gets up and stretches*
Zidane: * walks out, hair all messed up and tousled* oh…hey
Britt: how did YOU sleep??
Zidane: (Uh, I don't really know if sleep is a good word for it…) um…
Britt: *lays back down* Where's JoLane?
Zidane: she left already…
Britt: oh
Zidane: how did you sleep?
Britt: not good, at least with all of that, " oh Zidane! JoLane! Harder! Faster! Not as rough!"
Zidane: umm…*scratches back of head* sorry bout that…
Britt: I mean Zidane, if you just want her to stay, I can always go back home…
Zidane: what?!
Britt: I feel bad though…
Zidane: why? * licks lips*
Britt: dammit Zidane, be serious…* covers her head*
Zidane: excuse ME for being hot and desirable!
Britt: *under her breath* yeah, really…
Zidane: huh?
Britt: uh…sha keely?
Zidane: I HEARD THAT!!!
Britt: Sha keely?
Zidane: I KNEW YOU DUG ME!
Britt: and who doesn't…
Zidane: good question…
Britt: uh….shouldn't we wake up Cinna and Marcus…?
Blank: AND ME?!
Britt: ahhh! * grabs Zidane*
Zidane: whoooa!
Zidane: What the hell…?
Blank: Damn, one night I was drunk and the next I was on the ground freezing my ass off…
Britt: * lets go of Zidane* oh, so that's why you were like that…
Zidane: …hey!
Blank: who the hell are you?
Zidane: your telling me you don't remember her…
Blank: no
Zidane: So your not sure if you remember her or not…?
Blank: no!
Zidane: then what the hell do you mean???
Blank: NO, I DO NOT REMEMBER HER!!
Britt: you tried to rape me…
Blank: I don't blame myself…
Britt: * Ka-Blink*
Zidane: I know man!
Britt: * turns toward Zidane* WHAT?!
Zidane: uh…I mean that was wrong blank…* scratches back of head*
Cinna: * comes out, rubbing eyes* what's up….WHOA!
Blank: oh you too…
Cinna: but..you…are, I mean were…
Blank: DRUNK DAMMIT!
Britt: and pissy too…
Blank: -what??
Zidane: heh heh BURN!
Marcus: * comes up the stairs* BLANK?!
Blank: yeah I was drunk…
Cinna: whats new…
Blank: So what did ya guys do last night…?
Britt: Zidane screwed a girl…
Blank: you?
Zidane: no! Dammit…
Britt: eh?
Marcus: I'm hungry…
Zidane: we don't care…
Blank: and WHO threw me out of a window last night?
Britt: I thought you said you didn't remember anything…
Blank: I have cuts on my body…
Zidane: ouch…
Cinna: where?
Marcus: you idiot don't ask him that…!
* Blank pulls down his pants and reveals a huge cut*
Britt: * turns around* AHHHH!
Zidane: dammit Blank! Now she's gonna think I'm that small too!
Blank: asshole!
Zidane: Ugly-ass blind PRICK * JERRY SPRINGER 'CENSOR' SIGN GOES OVER ZIDANE'S MOUTH'!!! * Zidane mouths a few more naughty words XD*
Marcus: eh…?
Britt: uh…blank pull up your pants…
Blank: fine…
Britt: * turns around* AHHH!!
Zidane:* starts cracking up*
Britt: ( dammit…) blank…
Blank: yeah…
Britt: that's nothing to be proud of…
Zidane: HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! * starts rolling around on the floor*
Blank: …bitch
Britt: I love you too Blank!
Zidane: * gets up* hey, can I show a cut…I mean that JoLane chick, she's good, but she's a LITTLE rough…Britt, from now on you're the only one in bed with me…screwing or not
Cinna: man, I wanna see your cut!
Zidane: * covering his pride* HELL NO! ARE YOU GAY?!
Cinna: NO!
Marcus: then why were you murmuring some guys name last night…?
Cinna: I wasn't!
Zidane: Oh nasty! Get your gay ass outta here!
Blank: I think I'm gonna…*BLAAAHHH!*
Zidane: ewww…
Britt: uck…
Cinna: man! I'm strait!
Marcus: Whatever you say…
Blank: *Wiping mouth* ugh…that is nasty!
Britt: Zidane?
Zidane: yeah?
Britt: what is so hot about lesbians…my friend Reanna wants to know…
Zidane: is she one…?
Britt: NO!!
Zidane: dammit…
Britt: so…?
Cinna: well, I think they are hot because---
Zidane: ---like you would know…your gay
Cinna: now that was just cold…
Zidane: first of all, it's sweet to have 1 chick with you…
Zidane: but, when you double the fun, you get double the pleasure…
Zidane:…and double the tits, and double the----
Britt: I GET THE POINT!!
Zidane: sorry…I just kinda got carried away…
Cinna: yeah…
Zidane: shut up gay ass
Marcus: geez…
Blank: diss…
Zidane: so…yeah…
Britt: Do you have any other channels beside 576?
Zidane: um…not really…
Britt: (figures with all of that crap he has in his drawer…) oh…
Marcus: lets do something…
Zidane: * looks at Britt*
Marcus: *looks at Britt*
Blank: * looks at Britt*
Cinna: * looks at britt*
Zidane: STOP STARING AT HER GAY ASS!
Cinna: um…
Britt: I'm sure that's not what he meant, right Marcus…?
Zidane: * licks lips*
Blank: * raises eyebrows, even though you cant see them…*
Marcus: * tries to smirk as hot as Zidane does*
Britt: um… * backs away* Uh…I think I'm going to go take…a shower now…
Zidane: * follows her*
Britt: …by myself…
Zidane: dammit…
Cinna: nice try…
Zidane: Cinna! Your gay! I DON'T REALLY LIKE GAY PEOPLE!
Zidane:*thinks*
Zidane: besides lesbo's…
~later~
Britt: * in shower* ZIDANE! CAN YOU GRAB ME A TOWEL?
Zidane: huh?
Britt: I FORGOT A TOWEL! CAN YOU GRAB ME ONE?
Zidane: ( man she wants me…) SURE!
Zidane: * grabs a sheer towel* Perfect…
Marcus: Zidane, don't try nutin…
Cinna: yeah…
Zidane: DUDE CINNA SHUT UP
Blank: How bout I just give it to her…?
Zidane: um…NO
Britt: okay come in!
Zidane: DAMN! IT'S HOT IN HERE!
Britt: I like hot showers…
Zidane: your gonna leave me with a cold one!
Britt: Sorry…
Zidane: just jokin…hey I'm gonna leave this towel here…
Britt: * turns off water*
Zidane: ……
Britt: ……
Zidane: ……
Britt: uh…you can leave now…
Zidane: uh…are you sure…?
Britt: POSITIVE!
Zidane: ( hmmm…) * shuffle, shuffle* ( heh heh)* goes out door*
A/N OOH! What did Zidane do? Um…I don't know where this is going, when I sit down to type it…its like I don't even know whats gonna happen! I just go with the flow! Anywho, I'm just gonna BRUSH OFF that disturbing review left by Lady artist…aw well! I asked for it!! (