Episode five: The Death, the Birthday, and the Virgins
At Luke's. A police officer and Taylor are coming up to Luke's apartment. They knock on the door.
"I'm coming, I'm coming." (Luke)
"Luke there's been an accident involving J*ss." (police officer)
Fade to opening credits.
At Kim's antiques. Rory is coming up to the porch. Lane is on it reading.
"Hi." (Rory somberly)
"Hay, are you okay?" (Lane)
"Um, can we go inside?" (Rory)
"Sure."
Rory and Lane are now in Lane's room.
"Rory what's going on? Good? Bad? Indifferent?" (Lane)
"Some good, some bad." (Rory)
"Well, spill." (Lane)
"Well, I just found out that I got into Harvard (shot of Lane ecstatic) and I also found out that J*ss died late last night." (Rory)
"What?" (Rory)
"You heard me, J*ss is no longer living and my life goal was fulfilled all in one day." (Rory)
"Oh, Rory." (Lane as she hugs her)
In front of Dosses Market.
"Hay, bagbay." (Lane)
"Hay." (Dean)
"Wanna here something kinda good or at least it would be good to you a few days before your birthday?" (Lane)
"Sure, but make it quick, I gotta get to work." (Dean)
"J*ss died." (Lane)
"What?" (Dean)
"You heard me. He's deceased, no longer living." (Lane as she and Dean were starting to laugh)
"This is the best birthday ever." (Dean)
"We are so morbid."(Lane)
"Well, your allowed to be sometimes. I gotta go." (Dean as he opens the door to the market)
"Hay, what do you want for your birthday?" (Lane)
"After this you can just surprise me." (Dean)
"Okay." (Lane)
At Luke's. Lorelai and Rory are sitting at the counter silent and then Luke comes over to them.
"Why are you working today?' (Lorelai)
"I know this isn't the most rejoceful of times, but I still have to make money." (Luke)
"You know we could help around here." (Lorelai)
"Yea, but after last time, I think it just might be better if I do this myself." (Luke)
"Okay, but you can give yourself break every once in a while." (Lorelai)
"I'll think about it." (Luke)
"I'm gonna go home." (Rory)
"Finally she's snapped out her coma and okay." (Lorelai)
"Bye." (Rory)
"Bye." (Lorelai)
At Dean's house, the night of his birthday. He gets a knock on his door. He goes to answer it and all he sees is a note to him. The note says: 'Dean, meet me in your bedroom at eight o'clock. Be dressed nice. Happy Birthday. Love, If you don't know who this is that's really pathetic.
That night Dean's is waiting in his room. There's a knock on his door.
"Come in. (Lane comes in) Wow." (Dean)
"Really?" (Lane)
"Oh, yea." (Dean)
"I've never gotten such a Hanna-Barbara reaction before." (Lane)
"Well tonight you have." (Dean)
"You ready to go?" (Lane)
"Yea. Where are you taking me?" (Dean)
"Duh, that's part of the surprise." (Lane)
Cut to commercials.
At the Gilmore residence. The phone is ringing.
"Hello." (Lorelai)
"Lorelai?" (Mrs. Kim)
"Hello Mrs. Kim." (Lorelai)
"Is Lane there? She told me she was sleeping over." (Mrs. Kim)
"Oh, she and Rory went to the video store, they'll be back any minute." (Lorelai)
"Okay, have her call me as soon as she gets in." (Mrs. Kim)
"Will do." (Lorelai)
"Goodbye." (Mrs. Kim)
"Goodbye." (Lorelai. She then gets out her cell phone text messages Lane)
The streets of Stars Hollow. Lane and Dean are walking down the street onto the footbridge. Lane's cell phone rings.
"Call your mom. You owe me big time. –Lorelai. (Lane writes her back: Thank-you!! She then calls her mom.)
"Hello" (Mrs. Kim)
"Momma, you called?" (Lane)
"Are you safe? No drug dealers, alcoholic's, or sins happing." (Mrs. Kim)
"Not that I'm aware of, momma." (Lane)
"Okay, goodbye." (Mrs. Kim)
"Goodbye." (Lane as she gives a long exhale. Her and Dean walk on to the footbridge and stop.)
"Thank-you, for this. This has truly has been my best birthday ever." (Dean)
"Your welcome." (Lane)
"You know that day when we kissed and you asked me if I would ever get over Rory and I said that I don't think I'll ever fully get over her." (Dean)
"Yea?" (Lane)
"Could I retract that notion?" (Dean as Lane blushes and smiles towards the ground.)
"Would you care if I told you that I think I'm falling in love with you?" (Lane)
"Only if you cared that I reciprocate that feeling." (Dean. They kiss passionately.)
Fade to commercials.
At the Gilmore residence. Rory is coming through the door. Lorelai is at the kitchen table.
"How's Luke?" (Lorelai)
"A little sad." (Rory)
"How are you." (Lorelai)
"Okay." (Rory)
"He doesn't think that it's his fault, does he?" (Lroelai)
"No. I gonna go call Lane." (Rory)
"No, you can't." (Lorelai)
"Why?" (Rory)
"Because Mrs. Kim thinks that Lane is over here." (Lorelai)
"Why dose she think that?" (Rory)
"Because I told her that she was." (Lorelai)
"Why did you do that?" (Rory)
"Because Rory, Lane is growing up and she wanted to have fun and if she told her mother the truth she would not be able to go, so I covered for her." (Lorelai)
"Oh." (Rory)
"You know, Rory. I know these past few years have had a lot of ups and downs and I just want you to know that maybe in collage you can make up for it." (Lorelai)
"What?" (Rory)
"Rory, just remember everyone and everything when you go off in that world." (Lorelai)
"I will mom, I promise." (Rory she walks into her room and closes the door)
"Your word is what I'm afraid of." (Lorelai)
In Dean's bedroom. Lane and Dean come in and sit on the floor. They mumble something to each other that makes them let out a short laugh and then they start to kiss. Lane pushes off Dean's leather jacket. Dean holds her face and kisses her as she takes off her jacket. He stars to kiss her neck as she undoes the buttons of Dean's shirt. Still locked in a kiss, she takes off his shirt and he takes off her sweater revealing a tank top. She pulls his white T-shirt over his head. He stops kissing her.
"Are you sure about this? I mean this is a big deal and… are you sure?" (Dean)
"Dean, I want this, more than you." (Lane as she kisses him. Still locked in a kiss, they slowly move from the floor to bed. Quick fade to black.)
Back in Dean's room. Him and Lane are on his bed making love. Another quick fade to black.
Back in Dean's room. Lane is facing the other side of the room and is lightly warped around Dean's arms. He tightens his grip and kisses her on the shoulder as they go to sleep.
Fade to closing credits.