Leiko's Four Seasons
As Told to Laura McDaniel

Summer


I chased this blue freak around for an entire day once. I don't know why the hell Lord Aku was so concerned about this guy,  but I always do what he asks. Poor little blue freak kept complaining that he was too hot and that he was thirsty as if I gave a damn. It was kind of fun watching him suffer, which is why I chased him all over the place before I actually shot him. He finally just gave up, realizing he can't be thirsty if he's dead. I shot him through the heart and then green blood flowed all over the hot sand.