Leiko's Four Seasons

by Quijotesca

Some Samurai Jack stuff I wrote for my creative writing class. Ah, the seasons of a bounty hunter are filled with so much beauty. Yeah, right. :p

3. Autmn

Leiko's Four Seasons
As Told to Laura McDaniel

Autumn

I bet you saw some of the Halloween displays in the store windows last year. Those Aku costumes were pretty pathetic when compared to Lord Aku himself, but what's worse is that some stores dared to sell costumes that look like that Jack idiot that some stupid kids love so much. This year, I'm gonna see if Lord Aku will let me shoot store owners who sell those stupid bathrobes. And maybe I'll poison kids who wear those costumes. I don't really want to kill kids, but it just makes me so mad that they don't love the All Powerful Aku. OK, maybe I won't poison them. Maybe I'll just knock them unconscious and let Lord Aku throw them into The Pit of Hate so they can learn to be productive, Aku-loving members of society just like me. Yeah. That'd be great.