Leiko's Four Seasons
As Told to Laura McDaniel

Winter


One time, Lord Aku sent me after that Jack guy in the dead of winter! It was fucking cold and I just couldn't stand it. The worst part is that he asked me to bring the guy back alive, even though he knows I prefer to kill and get it over with. But, having promised to do as he asked, I set out, wearing all my heavy bullet-proof gear too keep me warm even though Jack carries a sword. I was cold even then, while I trudged through the snow in search of some man wearing a white robe that I probably wouldn't be able to see. Damn,  was it snowing! The wind was getting the flakes everywhere and they kept getting in my face. I stumbled through the snow for what seemed like hours until I finally saw the man I was looking for. He was walking who the hell knows where and leaving a trail of foot prints with those weird sandals he always wears. I wouldn't have been able to see him had he not had black hair. Anyway, after trailing him for a while, I fired my gun to get his attention.

[Author's Note: I am definitely going to ask for the rest of this story!]