The Conspiracy of the Shire Pills
A/N- this is an inside joke, I thought I would try to write a fic for it. No harm in giving it a try I guess.
I sighed and looked at the bottle of pills I held in my hand. I'm a freak, I thought. No one else has to take these stupid pills. I laughed I as I thought of the joke between my friends and me. You see, on the pills there was in small writing, the word Shire.
I was always able to make a joke, so when I had my first pill I pointed out to my friend Sara the word on the pill. We both laughed about it, being the huge Lord of the Rings fans that we are, and I said, "It must be a conspiracy, they want to turn me into a hobbit!" So that was the joke.
I popped the pill into my mouth like I do every morning. Suddenly I felt very tired. Why not take a quick nap? I thought to myself. No! I have to go to school the other half of my mind said.
I didn't really have a choice, I was to sleepy. I dropped onto the nearest couch and fell right asleep.
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When I woke up I was defiantly not at home anymore. I was lying in the grass near a road, and there were houses around that were nothing like those of my town.
And it was warm. Really warm. How does that work when you live in Wisconsin and it is February? This place looks so familiar, I thought as I pulled of my sweater.
"No, it can't be." I whispered to myself. But it was. That place looked exactly like the Shire. "The Shire pills!" I yelled.
I pulled of my shoe and sock to check if I had furry feet.
I breathed a sigh of relief before replacing my shoe, seeing that they where normal mortal feet. Then I almost passed out. The pills hadn't turned me into a hobbit, they had sent me to Middle-Earth!!!
~ To be continued ~ (Maybe)
A/N- ok, that was short and weird. Review and tell me what you think.
A/N- this is an inside joke, I thought I would try to write a fic for it. No harm in giving it a try I guess.
I sighed and looked at the bottle of pills I held in my hand. I'm a freak, I thought. No one else has to take these stupid pills. I laughed I as I thought of the joke between my friends and me. You see, on the pills there was in small writing, the word Shire.
I was always able to make a joke, so when I had my first pill I pointed out to my friend Sara the word on the pill. We both laughed about it, being the huge Lord of the Rings fans that we are, and I said, "It must be a conspiracy, they want to turn me into a hobbit!" So that was the joke.
I popped the pill into my mouth like I do every morning. Suddenly I felt very tired. Why not take a quick nap? I thought to myself. No! I have to go to school the other half of my mind said.
I didn't really have a choice, I was to sleepy. I dropped onto the nearest couch and fell right asleep.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
When I woke up I was defiantly not at home anymore. I was lying in the grass near a road, and there were houses around that were nothing like those of my town.
And it was warm. Really warm. How does that work when you live in Wisconsin and it is February? This place looks so familiar, I thought as I pulled of my sweater.
"No, it can't be." I whispered to myself. But it was. That place looked exactly like the Shire. "The Shire pills!" I yelled.
I pulled of my shoe and sock to check if I had furry feet.
I breathed a sigh of relief before replacing my shoe, seeing that they where normal mortal feet. Then I almost passed out. The pills hadn't turned me into a hobbit, they had sent me to Middle-Earth!!!
~ To be continued ~ (Maybe)
A/N- ok, that was short and weird. Review and tell me what you think.