WWF Invader Zim Style
"GIR! GIR! Get me the muffins!" Zim screamed.
"I can't. I'm watching the Scary Monkey Show!"
Gir finally got the muffins when there was a commercial.
"Master, here's your muffins!" Gir yelled.
"I will give the muffins to the Dib-worm! He will eat them, and get…. CAVITIES! Bacon! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"I made them MYSELF!"
Meanwhile…
"So, you can get Mr. McMahon to schedule this fight?"
"Of course! I'm the Rock! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"You're worse than Zim!"
The next day at Skool…
"DIB! EAT MUFFIN!" Zim threw the muffin into Dib's mouth. "Why don't you have cavities?"
"How is a muffin supposed to give me cavities?"
"There's bacon in it! It's not just ordinary bacon, it's… EVIL BACON!"
"Go Zim!"
"Kick Dib's butt!" Melvin and Brian yelled.
"What?"
"Zim, I forgot to tell you. We're going to compete in a wrestling match on national TV! WWF in your house! Really, in your house. That's where we're fighting."
The next Friday, Zim had been preparing for the match by eating cheese. But by eating so much cheese, he got really fat and decided to fight Sumo style! He had created an arena for the fight. It was made so he could cheat! Dib was teleported to the arena from Bloaty's Pizza Hog, and Gir was going to sell tacos. The crowd was already there, and Zim almost killed them by falling on them. Dib was scared.
"How could an alien get so big in two days?"
"I smoked crack!"
Dib just looked at Zim like he had three heads.
"Ready? FIGHT!" The announcer said. Gir then killed him and took over.
Zim sat and Dib, and Dib died. He then went to Hell. Gaz took out a bnazooka and it shot steak knives at everyone, and they died.
The End