**Hey people, thanks for reviewing, sorry if this chapter kinda sucks, once
they get to Rivendell, the fun will start ( **
Chapter 3
Amanda sat next to the fire reading her book. She was beginning to hate this place. She was only sitting down for 5 minutes and already she had been attacked by three spiders. Each time causing her to scream, which drew concerned looks from the rest of the travelers. She was dying to ask Legolas why he was going to Rivendell, she wanted to see if the book would play itself. That would be interesting, because she knew what was going to happen. She looked at the faces surrounding the fire. She was sitting with 3 of Legolas' riders, all of whom had long blond hair and bright eyes. She spotted Legolas sitting alone against a tree singing quietly to himself.
Suddenly she had an urge that she wished she didn't. She looked around at the travelers. "Um… where do you guys pee around here?" she asked quietly.
The elf on the far right pointed to a clump of trees just to their right behind where Legolas sat.
"Oh hell no! I am NOT pissing in a bunch of trees." She said loudly.
"Well then find someplace else," the elf said.
Amanda looked over at the trees and whimpered. This is not going to be a fun trip. She thought to herself. She slowly made her way over to the trees and did what she had to do.
Amanda stood up and almost started crying. Oh my God! Just my fucking luck!! Just typical! TYPICAL!!! She screamed in her head. Oh look, I'm going crazy now, I'm talking to myself. She looked around to see if she could find someone to help her… problem.
"Um… Legolas?" She asked.
Legolas looked up at her from his position against the tree. "Yes?"
"Um… I'm kinda having this little problem right now and I was wondering if you could help me…" she said, her voice trailing off.
"What is it?" He asked alarmed.
"Um… well…. Ah…..you see…. Well…. Geeze, fuck why did this happen to me?" She asked herself.
Legolas gave her a confused look, this earth creature was really starting to scare the poor elf.
"Well, first of all, female elves give birth the same way humans do, right?" She asked.
Legolas nodded slowly, not sure of where this conversation was leading to.
"Soooo, that means they go through menstruation… right?" She asked slowly.
Legolas was definitely scared now. "Um… yes, why are you asking me this?"
"Well I was… uh… kinda wondering if… there was anything… you had that I might use to…." She stopped, she felt incredibly stupid asking the elf this.
"To help it?" The elf asked smiling, finishing the sentence for her.
Amanda sighed, "Ah, yes. Well… do you?"
"I do know of a herb that grows in this region that could help." He said. This poor human was so nervous about asking a simple question, Must be a female thing. He said to himself.
"Oh my God, thank you so much," she sighed. She almost hugged the elf. She was so worried about asking such a stupid question. He must think I'm crazy. She said to herself.
Legolas got up and walked out into the woods. Five minutes later, he returned holding a bunch of nasty looking weeds. He walked over to the fire and boiled them until they turned into a surypy caramel. He then put the caramel on a leaf and rolled it up and handed it to Amanda.
"Here, eat this, it should help it," he said.
"You want me to eat a leaf?" She asked in disbelief.
"You want help?"
Amanda squinched up her nose and stuck the leaf in her mouth and swallowed it. Almost choking as the bitter substance slowly made it's way down her throat. "Oh fuck! Sorry, but that was nasty!"
"Well," Legolas said smiling, "I wouldn't know, I never needed it."
"Thank you so much Legolas," Amanda said.
"You are welcome, my lady." He said and turned around and sat down by the fire.
Amanda walked over to her bag and sat down. She looked at her laptop case and picked it up. She slowly opened it and took it out. The opening page for Windows XP came up and she put in her password. The elves jumped as the welcome song thing blasted from the speakers.
"What in the name of all things sacred IS that Vaio?" asked Lestan, as he tried to recover his breath.
Legolas walked over to Amanda and peered down at the screen.
"What kind of devilry is this thing?" He asked, poking the screen. "How are you doing this?"
"It's a computer, it's not a big deal." She said. "Hmm…." Amanda looked at the screen and saw the little AOL, icon at the bottom. She clicked on it and opened the AOL screen. She couldn't get on… which didn't surprise her at all, she hadn't really thought that it would work, but it was worth a try.
She looked up at Lestan and Legolas, the both stood looking at the screen in shock. Never had they seen such a thing. They were both scared of the small evil… thing.
"Guys, it's okay. It's not going to hurt you." She said. "See?"
They both still sat there and stared at the screen, not saying a word.
Amanda looked at them and sighed. She was about to put it away when Legolas stopped her. "Wait," he said. "What is that?" He was pointing to a little set of headphones on the screen.
"That's my music, all the music I downloaded from AOL. Would you like to hear?" She asked.
"Ahh," said Lestan, "I have not heard good music for a while now, I would like to hear,"
"Ok," she scrolled down the list and looked for a good song, "ah, here we go." She clicked on the button and turned the volume up really loud. And Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" came blaring out of the speakers.
The elves all screamed and just started freaking out.
"What is that?" Screamed Legolas as he covered his ears with his hands. "Turn it off Amanda, turn it OFF!!!"
Amanda quickly turned it off and looked at the elves. They looked like they had just seen the devil himself pop out of the laptop.
"Damned invention!" Lestan screamed and reached for the laptop.
"What the hell are you doing?" Amanda yelped and jumped away from him, "Don't touch my shit!"
"Never use that again, it is witchcraft, it is evil," He said.
"Oh please, you people are so uptight, you know that right?" She said.
"No, just not used to such ridiculous earthen inventions. Damn technology." Said one of Legolas' companions.
"Oh shut up," said Amanda. She turned off the computer and closed it up. She put it in the case and looked at the elves. "If any of you touch that, I will be forced to kill you all." And she walked away.
The elves stood there and looked at eachother. "Well," said Legolas, who still looked slightly pale, "this is going to be a long trip."
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**Hey people, sorry this chapter was short and pointless. But it will get better, I promise. PLEASE R/R!! No flaming please… I'm a wuss. LOL. But if anyone has any ideas as to what Legolas' 4 friends names should be, please let me know, I don't like calling them "Legolas' 4 friends", they need names and I can't think of any. THANK YOU!!**
Chapter 3
Amanda sat next to the fire reading her book. She was beginning to hate this place. She was only sitting down for 5 minutes and already she had been attacked by three spiders. Each time causing her to scream, which drew concerned looks from the rest of the travelers. She was dying to ask Legolas why he was going to Rivendell, she wanted to see if the book would play itself. That would be interesting, because she knew what was going to happen. She looked at the faces surrounding the fire. She was sitting with 3 of Legolas' riders, all of whom had long blond hair and bright eyes. She spotted Legolas sitting alone against a tree singing quietly to himself.
Suddenly she had an urge that she wished she didn't. She looked around at the travelers. "Um… where do you guys pee around here?" she asked quietly.
The elf on the far right pointed to a clump of trees just to their right behind where Legolas sat.
"Oh hell no! I am NOT pissing in a bunch of trees." She said loudly.
"Well then find someplace else," the elf said.
Amanda looked over at the trees and whimpered. This is not going to be a fun trip. She thought to herself. She slowly made her way over to the trees and did what she had to do.
Amanda stood up and almost started crying. Oh my God! Just my fucking luck!! Just typical! TYPICAL!!! She screamed in her head. Oh look, I'm going crazy now, I'm talking to myself. She looked around to see if she could find someone to help her… problem.
"Um… Legolas?" She asked.
Legolas looked up at her from his position against the tree. "Yes?"
"Um… I'm kinda having this little problem right now and I was wondering if you could help me…" she said, her voice trailing off.
"What is it?" He asked alarmed.
"Um… well…. Ah…..you see…. Well…. Geeze, fuck why did this happen to me?" She asked herself.
Legolas gave her a confused look, this earth creature was really starting to scare the poor elf.
"Well, first of all, female elves give birth the same way humans do, right?" She asked.
Legolas nodded slowly, not sure of where this conversation was leading to.
"Soooo, that means they go through menstruation… right?" She asked slowly.
Legolas was definitely scared now. "Um… yes, why are you asking me this?"
"Well I was… uh… kinda wondering if… there was anything… you had that I might use to…." She stopped, she felt incredibly stupid asking the elf this.
"To help it?" The elf asked smiling, finishing the sentence for her.
Amanda sighed, "Ah, yes. Well… do you?"
"I do know of a herb that grows in this region that could help." He said. This poor human was so nervous about asking a simple question, Must be a female thing. He said to himself.
"Oh my God, thank you so much," she sighed. She almost hugged the elf. She was so worried about asking such a stupid question. He must think I'm crazy. She said to herself.
Legolas got up and walked out into the woods. Five minutes later, he returned holding a bunch of nasty looking weeds. He walked over to the fire and boiled them until they turned into a surypy caramel. He then put the caramel on a leaf and rolled it up and handed it to Amanda.
"Here, eat this, it should help it," he said.
"You want me to eat a leaf?" She asked in disbelief.
"You want help?"
Amanda squinched up her nose and stuck the leaf in her mouth and swallowed it. Almost choking as the bitter substance slowly made it's way down her throat. "Oh fuck! Sorry, but that was nasty!"
"Well," Legolas said smiling, "I wouldn't know, I never needed it."
"Thank you so much Legolas," Amanda said.
"You are welcome, my lady." He said and turned around and sat down by the fire.
Amanda walked over to her bag and sat down. She looked at her laptop case and picked it up. She slowly opened it and took it out. The opening page for Windows XP came up and she put in her password. The elves jumped as the welcome song thing blasted from the speakers.
"What in the name of all things sacred IS that Vaio?" asked Lestan, as he tried to recover his breath.
Legolas walked over to Amanda and peered down at the screen.
"What kind of devilry is this thing?" He asked, poking the screen. "How are you doing this?"
"It's a computer, it's not a big deal." She said. "Hmm…." Amanda looked at the screen and saw the little AOL, icon at the bottom. She clicked on it and opened the AOL screen. She couldn't get on… which didn't surprise her at all, she hadn't really thought that it would work, but it was worth a try.
She looked up at Lestan and Legolas, the both stood looking at the screen in shock. Never had they seen such a thing. They were both scared of the small evil… thing.
"Guys, it's okay. It's not going to hurt you." She said. "See?"
They both still sat there and stared at the screen, not saying a word.
Amanda looked at them and sighed. She was about to put it away when Legolas stopped her. "Wait," he said. "What is that?" He was pointing to a little set of headphones on the screen.
"That's my music, all the music I downloaded from AOL. Would you like to hear?" She asked.
"Ahh," said Lestan, "I have not heard good music for a while now, I would like to hear,"
"Ok," she scrolled down the list and looked for a good song, "ah, here we go." She clicked on the button and turned the volume up really loud. And Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" came blaring out of the speakers.
The elves all screamed and just started freaking out.
"What is that?" Screamed Legolas as he covered his ears with his hands. "Turn it off Amanda, turn it OFF!!!"
Amanda quickly turned it off and looked at the elves. They looked like they had just seen the devil himself pop out of the laptop.
"Damned invention!" Lestan screamed and reached for the laptop.
"What the hell are you doing?" Amanda yelped and jumped away from him, "Don't touch my shit!"
"Never use that again, it is witchcraft, it is evil," He said.
"Oh please, you people are so uptight, you know that right?" She said.
"No, just not used to such ridiculous earthen inventions. Damn technology." Said one of Legolas' companions.
"Oh shut up," said Amanda. She turned off the computer and closed it up. She put it in the case and looked at the elves. "If any of you touch that, I will be forced to kill you all." And she walked away.
The elves stood there and looked at eachother. "Well," said Legolas, who still looked slightly pale, "this is going to be a long trip."
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**Hey people, sorry this chapter was short and pointless. But it will get better, I promise. PLEASE R/R!! No flaming please… I'm a wuss. LOL. But if anyone has any ideas as to what Legolas' 4 friends names should be, please let me know, I don't like calling them "Legolas' 4 friends", they need names and I can't think of any. THANK YOU!!**