The Saiyuki Snowball Fic
By: Ionia Metallium-Greywers and Rotachi Gaav-Metallium
Standard disclaimer applies.
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Nien Ji sniffled. Then cried. "My Bunny Doll!!! I miss you!!!" He reached towards the stuffed animal in Ro's lap.
"No way! Give me my meat buns and I'll consider giving it back!"
Nien Ji suddenly gained a maniacal expression as he pulled his axe from random hammerspace. He advanced on Ro, who backed up slowly.
"H-hey! Wait a sec! I was only joking! Here! Have it back!" She threw poor Bunny Doll at Nien Ji, who, not noticing what it was in his state of homicidal glee, swung at it, cutting it's midsection neatly in half.
"Oh my..." Bunny Doll said slowly. "I seem to have been cleaved in half..." The voice slowly died.
After a minute, Nien Ji seemed to realize that that was his precious Bunny Doll.
"My...my Bunny Doll!!!" He dropped his axe and cradled both halves of his toy. "No! Oh, what a cruel antagonist fate is! Your death shall not be in vain! I will get a newer, better Bunny Doll! Then you'll see! Yes! You ALL will see!!!" Laughing like a psychopath, he snuck off, leaving Ro and the meat buns.
"...ano..." Ro blinked.
Goku, who had watched it all from a tree, blinked. Mebbe this wasn't the best time to ask where Chibi was.
"Onee-chan?" Ro wandered around, yet again alone and looking for her onee-chan, while eating meat buns. She yawned and sat on the soft grass. Her feet hurt and her legs were tired...it was nap time. The sun, warm and baskful, shone down on her pale skin, lulling her closer to sleep till the small girl lay drooling in the green grass.
"Heeheehee..." The blonde bishounen giggled madly as he dragged off his prey...this should be oh-too-fun...
Groaning, Chibi looked up again. The mouth of the hole, gaping and indomitable, loomed over her. Still, no sign of Susan, or anyone else for that matter...was she ever going to get out?? She whimpered. "I want my food..."
"Ne, ne, Usagi-chan...Mezame..."
Ro slowly opened her eyes, to the sight of a familiar blonde god's face hovering inches from hers. She blanched.
"Kami-sama?!"
He grinned dumbly and waved. "Konnichi wa! You're lucky you woke up just now. I was ready to wake you by...other...means."
She gulped and tried to back away, only to find she was tied into a paper bag from her neck down. Kami-sama's grin grew wider.
"Ano...lemme go."
"No."
Ro sniffled. "Please?"
"Matte."
Gojyo frowned. Only him and Hakkai were left at the camp...where the hell was everyone else? He stood thinking. 'If Susan was writing this, Hakkai and I would be *CENSORED*...but since she's not, Imma go look for Ro-chan so I can go drinking...' And so, he wandered off.
(Ro: lmao ^^
Susan: Urusai... ¬¬)
-TBC-
By: Ionia Metallium-Greywers and Rotachi Gaav-Metallium
Standard disclaimer applies.
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Nien Ji sniffled. Then cried. "My Bunny Doll!!! I miss you!!!" He reached towards the stuffed animal in Ro's lap.
"No way! Give me my meat buns and I'll consider giving it back!"
Nien Ji suddenly gained a maniacal expression as he pulled his axe from random hammerspace. He advanced on Ro, who backed up slowly.
"H-hey! Wait a sec! I was only joking! Here! Have it back!" She threw poor Bunny Doll at Nien Ji, who, not noticing what it was in his state of homicidal glee, swung at it, cutting it's midsection neatly in half.
"Oh my..." Bunny Doll said slowly. "I seem to have been cleaved in half..." The voice slowly died.
After a minute, Nien Ji seemed to realize that that was his precious Bunny Doll.
"My...my Bunny Doll!!!" He dropped his axe and cradled both halves of his toy. "No! Oh, what a cruel antagonist fate is! Your death shall not be in vain! I will get a newer, better Bunny Doll! Then you'll see! Yes! You ALL will see!!!" Laughing like a psychopath, he snuck off, leaving Ro and the meat buns.
"...ano..." Ro blinked.
Goku, who had watched it all from a tree, blinked. Mebbe this wasn't the best time to ask where Chibi was.
"Onee-chan?" Ro wandered around, yet again alone and looking for her onee-chan, while eating meat buns. She yawned and sat on the soft grass. Her feet hurt and her legs were tired...it was nap time. The sun, warm and baskful, shone down on her pale skin, lulling her closer to sleep till the small girl lay drooling in the green grass.
"Heeheehee..." The blonde bishounen giggled madly as he dragged off his prey...this should be oh-too-fun...
Groaning, Chibi looked up again. The mouth of the hole, gaping and indomitable, loomed over her. Still, no sign of Susan, or anyone else for that matter...was she ever going to get out?? She whimpered. "I want my food..."
"Ne, ne, Usagi-chan...Mezame..."
Ro slowly opened her eyes, to the sight of a familiar blonde god's face hovering inches from hers. She blanched.
"Kami-sama?!"
He grinned dumbly and waved. "Konnichi wa! You're lucky you woke up just now. I was ready to wake you by...other...means."
She gulped and tried to back away, only to find she was tied into a paper bag from her neck down. Kami-sama's grin grew wider.
"Ano...lemme go."
"No."
Ro sniffled. "Please?"
"Matte."
Gojyo frowned. Only him and Hakkai were left at the camp...where the hell was everyone else? He stood thinking. 'If Susan was writing this, Hakkai and I would be *CENSORED*...but since she's not, Imma go look for Ro-chan so I can go drinking...' And so, he wandered off.
(Ro: lmao ^^
Susan: Urusai... ¬¬)
-TBC-