The Saiyuki Snowball Fic
By: Ionia Metallium-Greywers and Rotachi Gaav-Metallium
Standard disclaimer applies.
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"Hello, Ji-san." Kami grinned. Nien Ji poked his head around the god.
"You have it?"
"Hai." The blonde pointed to a bundled something in the corner. "There it is."
Nien Ji grinned. "Arigato." He advanced on the bundle, now seen to be Ro. Ro began to hop backwards.
"Oh god...why me...?" Her back hit something hard; a wall. Nien Ji grinned maniacally. "Bunny Doll...At last." Bursting through the bag, Ro began to run, but the mad doctor lunged at her and grabbed her waist. She screamed.
"YADAAAA!!!"
Nien Ji rubbed his cheek where his face happened to land, which incidentally was poor Ro-chan's rear.
"Oh Bunny Doll, you're so much more soft and cushy!"
"Ahhhh! Hentai!" Ro swatted at his arms. "TASUKETE!!!"
Gojyo blinked. He heard screams. Really high-pitched ones...Ro-chan? The perverted kappa ran towards the screams.
But unfortunately, he didn't see the hole. The big, gaping hole. He was too distracted by Susan, forced into a pink frilly dress and having tea with Rinrin.
Chibi looked up on time to see a red, blue, white, and tan blur fall in front of her. She gasped happily. "Gojyo! You came to save me!"
"...itai..." Gojyo rubbed his head. "Huh? Oh. 'ey, other Bakazaru."
"You came to save me!" She glomped onto him, ignoring her broken leg.
"H-hey!!! Get offa me!!! I'm not here to save you! I was on my way to--" Gojyo was interrupted by Chibi wailing.
"Waaaah!!! I've been waiting ALL DAY and someone FINALLY comes to save me and now you won't!!!"
Gojyo winced. "My god, stop crying already!"
Goku looked around. He could've sworn he heard Chibi wailing. "Chibi-chan?" He looked in a tree.
Hakkai happily removed the lid of the rice cooker. "Maa, I wonder where everyone went?"
"YAIIIIIII!!!" Ro squirmed away from Nien Ji. "Get away, you pervert!!!"
Chibi sniffed. "Only if you save me!"
The kappa sighed annoyedly. "Fine, just...stop!"
After Chibi quit sniffing and whining, Gojyo picked her up and threw her from the hole, completely unaware of her broken leg.
"Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!" the poor girl wailed in agony. "Gojyo! You stupid kappa! My leg is broken~!!!"
"Whoops..." Gojyo winced and plugged his ears with his fingers.
Goku blinked. "F-food...??" He ran towards the bag of half eaten meat buns. After reaching it, the genki youth began to pig out, momentarily forgetting about his Chibi quest.
"Hentai! Hentai! Hentaiiiii!" Ro beat at Nien Ji unsuccessfully. The head-crazed doctor, unfazed, glomped her, face landing directly on her chest. In utter shock, poor Ro-chan fainted.
-TBC-
By: Ionia Metallium-Greywers and Rotachi Gaav-Metallium
Standard disclaimer applies.
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"Hello, Ji-san." Kami grinned. Nien Ji poked his head around the god.
"You have it?"
"Hai." The blonde pointed to a bundled something in the corner. "There it is."
Nien Ji grinned. "Arigato." He advanced on the bundle, now seen to be Ro. Ro began to hop backwards.
"Oh god...why me...?" Her back hit something hard; a wall. Nien Ji grinned maniacally. "Bunny Doll...At last." Bursting through the bag, Ro began to run, but the mad doctor lunged at her and grabbed her waist. She screamed.
"YADAAAA!!!"
Nien Ji rubbed his cheek where his face happened to land, which incidentally was poor Ro-chan's rear.
"Oh Bunny Doll, you're so much more soft and cushy!"
"Ahhhh! Hentai!" Ro swatted at his arms. "TASUKETE!!!"
Gojyo blinked. He heard screams. Really high-pitched ones...Ro-chan? The perverted kappa ran towards the screams.
But unfortunately, he didn't see the hole. The big, gaping hole. He was too distracted by Susan, forced into a pink frilly dress and having tea with Rinrin.
Chibi looked up on time to see a red, blue, white, and tan blur fall in front of her. She gasped happily. "Gojyo! You came to save me!"
"...itai..." Gojyo rubbed his head. "Huh? Oh. 'ey, other Bakazaru."
"You came to save me!" She glomped onto him, ignoring her broken leg.
"H-hey!!! Get offa me!!! I'm not here to save you! I was on my way to--" Gojyo was interrupted by Chibi wailing.
"Waaaah!!! I've been waiting ALL DAY and someone FINALLY comes to save me and now you won't!!!"
Gojyo winced. "My god, stop crying already!"
Goku looked around. He could've sworn he heard Chibi wailing. "Chibi-chan?" He looked in a tree.
Hakkai happily removed the lid of the rice cooker. "Maa, I wonder where everyone went?"
"YAIIIIIII!!!" Ro squirmed away from Nien Ji. "Get away, you pervert!!!"
Chibi sniffed. "Only if you save me!"
The kappa sighed annoyedly. "Fine, just...stop!"
After Chibi quit sniffing and whining, Gojyo picked her up and threw her from the hole, completely unaware of her broken leg.
"Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!" the poor girl wailed in agony. "Gojyo! You stupid kappa! My leg is broken~!!!"
"Whoops..." Gojyo winced and plugged his ears with his fingers.
Goku blinked. "F-food...??" He ran towards the bag of half eaten meat buns. After reaching it, the genki youth began to pig out, momentarily forgetting about his Chibi quest.
"Hentai! Hentai! Hentaiiiii!" Ro beat at Nien Ji unsuccessfully. The head-crazed doctor, unfazed, glomped her, face landing directly on her chest. In utter shock, poor Ro-chan fainted.
-TBC-