Disclaimer: Dragonball Z and the chibis belong to Akira Toriyama.

*A wee message to 2 reviewers:
Vegeta and Piccolo Fan: Vegeta is one of my fave characters!! oops, guess that doesn't show ^.^ I just pictured him as a great school bully. Stay tuned to find out about V/B.

Demon Lover!: xD LOL that review gave me the giggles!! Please tell Piccolo I didn't mean any disrespect and I'm sorry for humiliating him! I promise there is a plot for the machine thing... er sort of!!

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Chibi Piccolo goes to High School 5

Piccolo lifted the lid of the washing machine and peered cautiously out. Something didn't feel right.

His eyes popped in shock when he realised that they were not in Bubbly Jo's laundrette any more. He elbowed Goku in the ribs.

'Look at this!'

Goku peered out of the machine.

'!!! What's going on here?'

'I don't know, but lets get out of this damn washer.'

'Yeah.'

The chibis clambered out of the bizarre washing machine, glad to see the back of it. They were in a cave, and could see daylight shining through the entrance. Piccolo began to walk towards it. Goku followed.

When they got to the cave entrance they found themselves at the top of a cliff. There seemed to be nothing around for miles.

Something shiny far below caught the Namek's eye. He pointed it out to Goku.

'Yeah!' Goku saw it too. 'It looks like a metal building or something. Lets check it out!'

They flew down to inspect the metal. It was a building hidden among the cliffs.

'Dr Gero's Laboratory' Piccolo read the sign painted onto the building. 'Cool.'

After ten minutes looking, Piccolo and Goku found the secret entrance and went in to explore. They found a room filled with test tubes and beakers, lotions and potions. Blueprints were scattered around and there was a desk covered in papers and reports.

Over in the corner was what looked like one big huge test tube. Inside was a tiny green baby alien of some sort. It was developing inside the tube.

'Hey, look at this!' Goku pointed it out. 'It kinda reminds me of you!'

'Very funny!' Piccolo replied, but thinking to himself I don't know why, but it actually reminds me of Goku!!

'What are you doing here?'

Chibi Piccolo and Goku jumped at the sound of another voice in the room. They turned around to see a boy and girl about the same age as them. They looked like identical twins, except one had brown hair and one was blonde (oh, and one was a boy and one was a girl!).

'Hey!' Goku flashed his friendly smile. 'Nice to meet you! This is Piccolo and I'm Goku.'

Piccolo said nothing. He wasn't sure if he trusted them.

The boy and girl replied, but they showed no emotion.

'I'm 17.'

'I'm 18.'

'So what are you doing here?' 17 asked.

Goku laughed, scratching his head. 'Well it's a funny story, but we were at Bubbly Jo's laund-'

'*Ahem!* We saw the lab from the cliffs and we wanted to see what was in it,' Piccolo cut in before Goku had the chance to tell them about the washing machine.

'Its boring here.' 18 said flatly. 'There is nothing to see.'

'Do you want to go for a drive?' 17 asked them.

Piccolo looked at Goku then back at the androids. 'OK.'

'Who's van is this?' Goku asked as they hopped in.

'Dr Gero's'

'Cool. Where did you learn to drive. Aren't you guys a little young?'

'We taught ourselves.'

17 put his foot down on the gas and the van tore off leaving a cloud of dust behind it. The chibis were thrown back against the seat before they even had a chance to sit down! They grabbed their seatbelts and buckled up quickly.

'Look,' said 18, pointing out the front window to a convertible they were catching up on.

17s eyes glinted and he smiled a little. 'Frieza and Cell.'

'Huh?'

'They are two idiots who live round here.' 18 explained to Piccolo and Goku. 'They like to race us in their car.'

'Oh yeah?' Piccolo asked. 'Who wins?'

17 and 18 frowned, both answering at the exact same time 'They do.'

'Not this time,' Piccolo said confidently. 'Move over 17.'

Piccolo took the wheel. He took the van faster and caught up with the convertible.

Chibi Frieza looked over his shoulder and cackled.

'Cell! We've got company! Its those loser androids and their sad little camper van!'

Cell roared with laughter. 'Keep up if you can!' He stepped on the gas and the flashy red convertible sped off. In seconds they were a dot on the horizon.

Here goes, Piccolo smirked. He stepped on the gas himself, and then used his telekenisis to find a set of traffic lights. Driving as fast as he could, he focused part of his mind on moving the lights, and planting them just where he wanted them.

'Aw, they're miles away,' Goku said sadly.

'Don't worry,' Piccolo grinned.

Two minutes later, the camper van sped past Frieza and Cell, stuck in their convertible at the fake lights. The whole van laughed at the chibi villains as they passed them by.

'Curses!' Frieza hissed.

'Grrrrrrr!' Cell growled.

'Eat my Namek dust SUCKAS!!' Piccolo yelled.

The chibis drove back to Dr Gero's lab.

'That was fun, but we gotta get goin.' Piccolo explained.

'Yeah, its getting dark.' Goku agreed. 'And we got school tomorrow.'

'Nice to meet you guys.' 18 smiled.

'Drop in any time.' said 17.

They left the lab and flew back up to the cave.

'How the heck are we gonna get home?' chibi Goku asked Piccolo.

'Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?' Piccolo asked, looking slightly worried.

'Yeah... I think it's the only way... We're gonna have to go...'

'I know, I know. Back in that damn washing machine!!!'

They headed reluctantly towards the golden glow coming from the back of the dark cave.

Here we go again!

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Cool! This fic is still going. Arigato for the reviews peeps xx Oh, I got some Christmas ideas for the chibis too - coming up soon
And next chapter the chibis will be safely back at school ... they hope!