A/N: *lil Chi Chi: x-D umm, I think I was the one on crack when I wrote that chapter! j/k!
And this one's for... *drumroll* ...lil Chi Chi and PurpleYoshi. LOL ^.^ ... No bird man, but watch out for a cat woman!
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On Monday morning, the first day back at school, Chibi Piccolo, Goku, Vegeta and Sked were lined up in front of the Principal's desk.
'I will get to the bottom of this,' Principal Cenlip said sternly. 'First I want to hear the truth from you four.'
'We had nothing to do with it!' Vegeta smirked. 'It was all that Namek's fault. Him and his stupid buddy -'
'- that's not true!' protested Goku. 'We just showed up and saw you guys with the computer!'
Piccolo made a mental note to himself. Vegeta is burned toast.
'What about you, Piccolo? Have you got nothing to say?'
'I don't grass,' Piccolo said in his gruff voice.
'Well that's not going to help you, is it?'
Piccolo shrugged.
'Sked?'
Sked jumped. 'Um… Um…'
On one side, Goku and Piccolo were staring at him, on the other Vegeta was glowering at him, and in front of him, the Principal was looking right at him with a big frown on her face.
He fainted!
Vegeta kicked him on the ground. 'Baka!'
'VEGETA! Stop that at once! Behave yourself!' yelled Principal Cenlip.
Vegeta just smirked. Stupid Principal! You've got nothing on me!
Sked stood up again on shaky legs and the Principal folded her arms. 'Right then, since I can't get an honest answer out of you, I'll get one out of an eyewitness. An eyewitness who lives opposite the school with a perfect view of it!'
Vegeta's jaw dropped as the door opened and in came the eyewitness: a wrinkly old woman with a screwed up face and a wooden walking stick hobbled into the room, smelling strangely of cats.
'Disgusting!' Vegeta muttered under his breath.
Piccolo and Goku snickered, hearing the comment with their sensitive hearing.
'Welcome, Miss Zimmer,' the Principal offered her a seat. 'What can you tell me?'
'I seen it all!' she began as if she was telling some important news or major gossip. 'Everything!'
Vegeta rolled his eyes and Piccolo held his nose.
'What did you see, Miss Zimmer?'
Miss Zimmer adjusted her thick glasses and looked at the school kids.
'Him!' she pointed to Piccolo. 'And him!' she pointed to Goku.
'Yes?'
Piccolo and Goku sweatdropped.
'They were playing football.'
Piccolo and Goku wiped the sweat off their foreheads in relief.
'And these two…' she pointed a wrinkly finger at Vegeta and Sked. 'They smashed a window with a sledgehammer! Then the ugly one with the girly hair climbed inside.'
'WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU! DIE HAG!' Vegeta fired a blast at the old woman. Fortunately, it missed, hitting her walking stick and turning it into a pile of sawdust.
'VEGETA!' Principal Cenlip bellowed. 'I'm calling your father, King Vegeta, and telling him that you are suspended for two weeks!' {A/N: Chibi Trunks in Trouble @ School readers - Hmm, looks like Trunks isn't the only one who got suspended from school!! ^_~ }
Vegeta gulped and went all quiet.
The old hag - ahem! - woman went red in the face. 'If I had my stick I would give you such a thrashing sonny!'
'Please stop! You're scaring me!' Vegeta muttered in her direction.
'What did you say, sonny?' she screeched.
Principal Cenlip sighed. Things were getting out of hand. She looked at Piccolo, Goku and Sked. 'You three were all involved. You're on litter duty for the rest of the week. Now get to your classes. Vegeta - you're staying right here. You'll see your pals in a couple of weeks.'
Piccolo was about to complain about how unfair it was, but he decided not to - it wasn't his style. At least he wasn't suspended. And he could always get even with Vegeta when he got back to school.
The chibis left the office, leaving behind a sulking Vegeta, a pissed Principal and a furious old hag.
They were glad to get out!
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LOL! More chappies to come…