A/N: * I used a song to help me in part of this chapter and changed the words.
(The song is Sir Psycho Sexy by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
* By popular demand ( ^.^ Dbz Chicka, raye, soyamiso) a new face is appearing,
What will Lure have to say about it? oooh, bitch fight comin' up?
* Defafaeth Mechqua: His old man kicked his ass!
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Next morning school was boring as usual. Piccolo sat in class thinking about the circus: who would his pals be if they were in a circus?
I would be the ring master, ain't no doubt 'bout that
He folded his arms behind his head.
…Bulma would make a good knife thrower
D.L. she'd be great on a trapeze
And Goku… do I even need to say it - CLOWN!
'Huh?' Goku looked blankly at his green buddy.
Did I say that out loud? Piccolo sweatdropped, and mumbled out a quick (and lame) excuse.
'Noun! I said 'noun'! Ya know - grammar. 'Noun'! A doing word! That's the word I was looking for!'
To add some credit to his little act, Piccolo quickly wrote the word 'noun' in his notebook.
Goku's blank stare turned to one of bewilderment. 'O…k… Sometimes I worry about you Piccolo. We're in maths. And anyway - a verb is a doing word, not a noun.' Goku shook his head and got back to work.
Piccolo promptly fell off his seat.
'Piccolo!' Mr Cain shouted from the front. 'What are you playing at boy?'
'Um… sorry,' Piccolo mumbled taking his seat again. A dark scowl spread across his face. How humiliating! Goku had outsmarted him!
He fell off his seat again.
So Piccolo was made to sit at the front of the class. As he took his books up to the desk, snickers could be heard around the room. And for once Mr Cain was not telling them to shut up - he was grinning.
Evil old fart!
Piccolo plonked himself down in the seat and got to work.
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At lunch time, things were not getting much better for the Chibi Namek. He was crossing the school yard when he heard someone saying his name. Stopping to listen, he realised that it was a group of kids singing his name. There were about ten of them, led by Staplegun and Sked (Vegeta's two cronies) and they were singing an insulting song over and over:
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A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Piccolo
A big green Namek
That is me
Sometimes I find
I need to scream
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
He's a freak from Namek and we hate him so
He's a freak from Namek called Piccolo
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With a growl and a snarl, Piccolo stepped round the corner and fired a blast at the group, singeing their white shirts. The kids scattered in ten different directions, leaving Piccolo alone with Sked and Staplegun.
Sked began to tremble in his boots. Staplegun looked more fierce, standing his ground.
'It's true, Piccolo! You got Vegeta suspended - you suck!'
I oughta blast this little punk into next week
Piccolo began to power up when the bell rang and the boys ran off.
When Vegeta gets back…
Piccolo slammed his fist into his open palm.
~*~
Piccolo went to his seat at the back of the class only to be stopped by Mr Cain.
'Where do you think you're going boy? You can stay at the front where I can keep an eye on you!'
The nasty teacher chuckled to himself as Piccolo plonked himself down at the front with a sigh.
A knock was heard on the classroom door and the chibis looked up to see who was there.
'There's somebody at the door - ha ha!' Goku started up the cheeky chant around the class.
'There's somebody at the door!'
'Ha ha!'
'Ha ha!'
'Ha ha!'
'There's somebody at the door - ha ha!'
The class erupted, everyone repeating the phrase.
'SHUT UP!' Mr Cain yelled covering his ears with his hands. 'The next person to say that stupid thing will get five hundred lines!'
'Ha ha!' Goku let slip before he knew what he was saying.
Mr Cain threw his packet of chalk at him, just missing his head as Goku ducked.
'You can use that for your lines!' Mr Cain yelled.
Goku sighed dejectedly. The knock on the door was heard again.
'There's somebody at the -'
'SEVEN HUNDRED LINES, GOKU!'
'Oops!'
'COME IN!' Mr Cain finally shouted at the door.
It opened slowly and a small girl with black hair and large dark eyes peeked in.
'Well what is it? Come in if you're coming in girl!'
She came in cautiously and smiled shyly at the class, before walking up to Mr Cain's desk. After speaking quietly to her for a minute, he stood up and looked at the class.
'This is our new student, Chi Chi. She'll be joining us from now on.' Turning to the newcomer he said, 'Right, Chi Chi. Take a seat.'
His eyes scoured the classroom, settling on the only empty seat - Piccolo's old seat.
'There,' he pointed. 'There's a seat next to Goku.'
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