A/N: {skip if ya want (to keep your marbles hehehe}
*So who threw the ink???*
*Dark Dragon, Dbz Chicka, soyamiso, addie, Bardocks No 1 Fan, Kittioto and a freshly inked Vegeta turn round to see… Moustachegirl and demon lover!!!*
Moustachegirl: Sup? We came to get you out of this mess you're in with Vegeta.
All: *breathe sigh of relief*
Vegeta: You WHAT?! *evil look* Pah! You shouldn't have got involved. All of you earthling girls put together are no match for m-
*SPLAT!*
*Another well placed ink shot, from a water pistol filled with ink lands in Vegeta's left eye, leaving him temporarily blind*
Vegeta: AAAAHHH! MY EYE!!!
demon lover: Quick! Nows our chance, letsgoletsgoletsgo!
*D.L. hussles the group of girls through a thick winding forest, stopping only when they reach a giant mushroom. The towering fungus is red with yellow spots all over. *
*Moustachegirl reaches out and turns one of the yellow spots on the stalk of the mushroom - it's a door handle! *
*And crouching to fit through the door, the girls enter the safe sanctuary of the mushroom one by one, guided by the brave babes D.L and Moustachegirl. Safe at last from the wrath of the flame haired Saiyan Prince with a chip on his shoulder the size of Mount Everest*
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D.D.: Well I did warn you about losing your marbles, hehehehe ^_^x
So now on to more sensible things, like my fic *snickers* yeah right, sensible. If ya want sensible you've come to the wrong place… but you already know that don't you.
A/N 2:Sirenia, you want more, you got it! And Nagini, dunna kill me... but there's no Piccolo in 'ere!! Next time, promise!
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Screaming like a banshee, Lure flew towards ChiChi, beating her with the wooden sword. Chi Chi fell over in shock and Lure was quickly on top of her. The blonde girl grabbed a handful of Chi Chi's black hair and tried to pull it from its roots!
'LURE!!!' Goku was gobsmacked, not knowing what to do.
With a power unexpected from such a little woman, Chi Chi threw Lure off her, propelling her into the air, then kicked her in mid air before she landed.
'CHI CHI!!!' Goku was equally stunned. He couldn't believe what he was seeing.
'I'm sick of you and all your crap!' Chi Chi hissed at Lure. 'I bet it was you that threw that fish wasn't it?' Chi Chi grabbed a handful of Lure's hair and slapped her face hard. The sound echoed around the room and for a moment everyone stopped in shock.
Lure's bottom lip began to quiver and she let out a quiet sob before breaking into howls of tears.
'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Waawaawaawaawaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!'
Goku rubbed the back of his head in astonishment. Chi Chi took a step backwards. Lure got up from the ground and gave a hate filled look to the other two.
'How could you let her do that to me??' she shot at Goku.
'Um… you did start it Lure,' Goku came out with the totally wrong answer.
'How can you say that? You're taking her side over your girlfriends? … That's it - we're finished Goku! FINISHED! You - are - dumped! Its over!'
Then she ran out of the room before he had the chance to respond. On the way out, Lure ran passed Miss Pen who was standing at the open door. Goku and Chi Chi bit their lips when they saw the teacher.
'… how much did you see, Miss?' Goku asked quietly.
'Enough, Goku,' Miss Pen's disappointed reply made Goku cringe. 'I can't let the play continue after this,' she said sadly. 'I'm disappointed, but there will be no 'I want to be your canary' this year.'
With that she walked away, leaving Goku and Chi Chi with their guilt.
A little voice in Goku's head, maybe a little bit of Kakarot, told him dryly
Women!! Ain't nothing but trouble!
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