Love Poem for Lurtz

You came from the mud

Kinda like a spud

But more sexy.

Seven feet tall

Baby it's aaaall

Hotness.

That dark line of drool

Makes me want to swoon

And scream, "I'll be your Halfling!"

So hey Mr. Lurtz

With you I'll share my yurt

Till you get your head chopped off.

Rar.