Sunday Morning
12:58
Costa Del Sol
"So then" smiled Mog, looking at the beautiful feast he had just helped prepare. "Should we do the responsible thing and select a reasonable soundtrack for tonight's proceedings?"
"Yeah, sure thing" smiled Cait Sith. "I think we should have some more aggressive music, to get everyone dancing, from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December." And some loud, yet relaxing and uplifting music, from the likes of "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze" and of course several tracks by the mighty "Deftones." Then, of course, when everyone is truly drunk, we can play some driving punk by the likes of "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and maybe even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"I'm sorry" replied Mog. "I didn't hear that. I was stuck in the oven. Can you please repeat it?"
"Yeah, sure thing" smiled Cait Sith. "I think we should have some more aggressive music, to get everyone dancing, from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December." And some loud, yet relaxing and uplifting music, from the likes of "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Rival Schools" "Antifreeze" and of course several tracks by the mighty "Deftones." Then, of course, when everyone is truly drunk, we can play some driving punk by the likes of "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and maybe even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"That's what I thought you said" smiled Mog. "I agree, but I think we should throw in some "Strokes" and of course, this "Beethoven" compilation CD I received last week, "Drive By Mother Fuckers."
Mog and Cait shook, and walked upstairs to gather the various albums, and at the same time, Cloud and Weiner returned.
"I'm so depressed" wailed Weiner. "I haven't felt this miserable since my mother choked to death on a sex-aid."
"Don't worry about it" smiled Cloud. "I managed to invite Johnny and his girl over tonight. He was depressed as hell, though. Can't see why."
Suddenly, Mog and Cait Sith descended, holding a massive amount of albums.
"What have you got there?" said Cloud, confused.
"The playlist" smiled Cait Sith.
" We have some more aggressive music, to get everyone dancing, from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December." And some loud, yet relaxing and uplifting music, from the likes of "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze" and of course several tracks by the mighty "Deftones." Then, of course, when everyone is truly drunk, we can play some driving punk by the likes of "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and maybe even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"And the 'Strokes'" chided Mog.
"Could you repeat that?" smiled Cloud, embarrassed. "I was stuck in the oven."
"Yeah, sure thing" smiled Cait Sith. "I think we should have some more aggressive music, to get everyone dancing, from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December." And some loud, yet relaxing and uplifting music, from the likes of "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze" and of course several tracks by the mighty "Deftones." Then, of course, when everyone si truly drunk, we can play some driving punk by the likes of "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and maybe even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"And the 'Strokes'" chided Mog.
"That's what I thought you said" smiled Cloud, casually.
They went and sat in the lounge, and smiled.
"I think I outta invite Red round. That bastard needs to have a bit more fun."
"Fun" smiled Cait Sith. "What could be more fun than "listening to more aggressive music from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze "Deftones." "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"Sorry, but could you repeat that?" smiled Weiner. "I was stuck in the oven."
"I said "What could be more fun than "listening to more aggressive music from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze "Deftones." "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic.""
"That's what I thought you said" smiled Weiner weakly.
"So, who's coming to the party, that we know of" asked Mog, flashing a smile.
"Cloud, Weiner, Cait Sith, Mog, Johnny, the girlfriend of Johnny, Bubby and the sixteen strong crew, and myself" smiled Boris, looking rather conspicuous.
"What was that?" chided Mog. "Sorry, I was stuck in the oven."
"Cloud, Weiner, Cait Sith, Mog, Johnny, the girlfriend of Johnny, Bubby and the sixteen strong crew, and myself" said Boris, who suddenly burst into flames, died, and was only mentioned once ever again.
"Well, we can cross Boris of the list" laughed Cloud. Everyone laughed and was happy.
"Well" said Cloud. "I'm gonna go ring Nanaki. Weiner, why don't you go down to the beach, and invite back some ladies?"
"… … … … why me?"
"Because that shy, insecure thing will be a real turn on" laughed Cloud. Everyone laughed and was happy.
"Now get going."
Authors Notes.
This chapter is dedicated to Jen. Even though you never even read my work (you bitch) I'm dedicating this chapter to you. Coz I'm nice like that.
Every band I listed here fucking rocks, and you should listen to them all or face the consequences!!!
I know this chapter kind of sucked, but you try doing better, you fucks!
"So then" smiled Mog, looking at the beautiful feast he had just helped prepare. "Should we do the responsible thing and select a reasonable soundtrack for tonight's proceedings?"
"Yeah, sure thing" smiled Cait Sith. "I think we should have some more aggressive music, to get everyone dancing, from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December." And some loud, yet relaxing and uplifting music, from the likes of "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze" and of course several tracks by the mighty "Deftones." Then, of course, when everyone is truly drunk, we can play some driving punk by the likes of "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and maybe even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"I'm sorry" replied Mog. "I didn't hear that. I was stuck in the oven. Can you please repeat it?"
"Yeah, sure thing" smiled Cait Sith. "I think we should have some more aggressive music, to get everyone dancing, from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December." And some loud, yet relaxing and uplifting music, from the likes of "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Rival Schools" "Antifreeze" and of course several tracks by the mighty "Deftones." Then, of course, when everyone is truly drunk, we can play some driving punk by the likes of "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and maybe even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"That's what I thought you said" smiled Mog. "I agree, but I think we should throw in some "Strokes" and of course, this "Beethoven" compilation CD I received last week, "Drive By Mother Fuckers."
Mog and Cait shook, and walked upstairs to gather the various albums, and at the same time, Cloud and Weiner returned.
"I'm so depressed" wailed Weiner. "I haven't felt this miserable since my mother choked to death on a sex-aid."
"Don't worry about it" smiled Cloud. "I managed to invite Johnny and his girl over tonight. He was depressed as hell, though. Can't see why."
Suddenly, Mog and Cait Sith descended, holding a massive amount of albums.
"What have you got there?" said Cloud, confused.
"The playlist" smiled Cait Sith.
" We have some more aggressive music, to get everyone dancing, from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December." And some loud, yet relaxing and uplifting music, from the likes of "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze" and of course several tracks by the mighty "Deftones." Then, of course, when everyone is truly drunk, we can play some driving punk by the likes of "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and maybe even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"And the 'Strokes'" chided Mog.
"Could you repeat that?" smiled Cloud, embarrassed. "I was stuck in the oven."
"Yeah, sure thing" smiled Cait Sith. "I think we should have some more aggressive music, to get everyone dancing, from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December." And some loud, yet relaxing and uplifting music, from the likes of "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze" and of course several tracks by the mighty "Deftones." Then, of course, when everyone si truly drunk, we can play some driving punk by the likes of "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and maybe even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"And the 'Strokes'" chided Mog.
"That's what I thought you said" smiled Cloud, casually.
They went and sat in the lounge, and smiled.
"I think I outta invite Red round. That bastard needs to have a bit more fun."
"Fun" smiled Cait Sith. "What could be more fun than "listening to more aggressive music from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze "Deftones." "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic."
"Sorry, but could you repeat that?" smiled Weiner. "I was stuck in the oven."
"I said "What could be more fun than "listening to more aggressive music from "Faith No More" "Boards Of Canada" and "December "Boy hits car" "thelostprophets" "Antifreeze "Deftones." "Amen" early "Manics" "Bad Religion" and even "the offspring" to be genuinely sarcastic.""
"That's what I thought you said" smiled Weiner weakly.
"So, who's coming to the party, that we know of" asked Mog, flashing a smile.
"Cloud, Weiner, Cait Sith, Mog, Johnny, the girlfriend of Johnny, Bubby and the sixteen strong crew, and myself" smiled Boris, looking rather conspicuous.
"What was that?" chided Mog. "Sorry, I was stuck in the oven."
"Cloud, Weiner, Cait Sith, Mog, Johnny, the girlfriend of Johnny, Bubby and the sixteen strong crew, and myself" said Boris, who suddenly burst into flames, died, and was only mentioned once ever again.
"Well, we can cross Boris of the list" laughed Cloud. Everyone laughed and was happy.
"Well" said Cloud. "I'm gonna go ring Nanaki. Weiner, why don't you go down to the beach, and invite back some ladies?"
"… … … … why me?"
"Because that shy, insecure thing will be a real turn on" laughed Cloud. Everyone laughed and was happy.
"Now get going."
Authors Notes.
This chapter is dedicated to Jen. Even though you never even read my work (you bitch) I'm dedicating this chapter to you. Coz I'm nice like that.
Every band I listed here fucking rocks, and you should listen to them all or face the consequences!!!
I know this chapter kind of sucked, but you try doing better, you fucks!